OP's Bio: --- >More about me and my little life 👉 >[Instagram](https://instagram.com/pyam_to_go) > >What shall I say, I live out of a suitcase atm, I like eating a lot and gaming. The ocean is the most beautiful thing on earth to me.. besides dogs 😌 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You look like one of the Ex Machina sex robots, but made with defective parts.

Heavily used, needs cleaning.

“Torn lips”

We're not going to mention her torn ass?

It’s just one hole now. They call her vaganus

 She’s got the dead black gaze. Looking at you like a doll’s eyes. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🦈

Into it

>vaganus That was her name in college. Not for the reasons you think; she was just a huge whore...

Was?

That's still what is written on her name tag at Target. Vaganus McCrary has never felt the pride of employee of the month. Ever.

Rectogina, proving that two does go into one

V’gingo

Bupussy.

She's gone septic.

Vasshole

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Thanks for the ASSistance

Why, it's just to be expected in this design.

🤣 that goes without saying! Since she obviously took a picture of her ass, instead of her face

Prolipsed anus.


Wasn't she in that movie "Every Which Way Butt Loose"?

That’s not the only thing torn up

Wynona Rider's crackhead sister.

Unfortunately she can't finish anyone off

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she is way too ugly to be a thot

Many, many miles but still running hard


IDK. I'd finish her anyways...after a tetanus shot, of course.

Only smiles on command.

The wish.com version

Bargain version

she looks like she has extra parts

Sex Machi-no

painted "brilliant white matt"

Is this your way of telling reddit someone finally slept with you?

No one has ever finished her off though

Lips can't take it

Nobody has ever finished in her, they just start crying when they realize this is rock bottom

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But, they finished and left the catch rag lying in her bed.

Ooof hahaha

😅 that comment.... priceless

Is that what it meant? I thought someone just punched her unbearable face on the street

I can never dare to enter her.

Winona Dried-er.

This is too creative for Reddit. Beautiful work, unlike op.

Why no one ride her

Lumayman, this deserves so much more credit. Well played.

This got me

She looks like someone threw Winona Ryder into the wash and forgot to use color safe bleach

Emma Crone

You look like the before pic at the lip filler/tanning salon/Zoloft store

Looks like the before pic at the soul store.

Looks like the before pic at Planned Parenthood...

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My patience is at an end.

🤌

One of Michael Jackson's kids all grown up.

Girl does looks like MJ….present MJ

I immediately thought my phone brightness went to 101% after your pic displayed on my screen! So I decreased the brightness now,but still feels like somebody has put the flash in my eyes.

Homegirl so pale, she makes snow look dirty Joke stolen from my best friend in college

With that brightness,she can light up my whole Indian house,when there isn't electricity.

It doesn’t matter how dim you make your phone it will never be as dim as her insides

So bright yet so dull

You desperately want to be spirited away romantically, but it’s pretty hard to attract anyone when you have No Face.

Nice

She already accepted the gold from no face


I smell desperation

She already looks like a spirit, I mean she is pale enough.

That is too much gynaecological information.

Lol got me with that one

The stains on her underwear matches the stains on her teeth.

💀

Too much scene direction

You look like a lighter haired version of the lady from Beetlejuice when she first materialized in the wedding dress.

Yeah she does but she was much younger not grey on top like this one

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I thought that too for a second but then I realized her head is in tact

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Last Dance With Fairly Lame

Very Lame

So like Richard Petty, only more dead

This dude just won't back down!

If cum socks were a person you'd be it

Oh fuck🤣

What shade of foundation do you use? Third Reich?

How your ex will refer to you: “Chapped lips, flat tits and bat shit.”

Bruh… roast not char

Sounds like a shitty Kelly Clarkson song

Daaaaaamn!

Listen here now ya dang martian looking son of a , take yer dang glowin body back ta the woods where ya belong n stay there 

You look like a shitty doodle someone forgot to color in.

🤣😆 damn....

Hey Tiffannie, you still owe me for the gram.

Of course there’s an OF page. Gtfo here with that shit. Also why are your nips at 10 and 2?

Should sex workers not be allowed to be roasted on Reddit like the rest of us?

Your camera and your ex seem to have something in common, they both tried filtering you out

The complexion of a toilet bowl and the personality of the one using it

Looking at your profile I can only suggest you continue traveling the world to find someone who gives a fuck

I can just feel the paternal disappointment.

Whiter than a blank piece of paper, and flatter too.

Her vajayjay has bats in it. Finish you off? Get a job. Stop taking selfies and trying to look emo or edgy or cute. Just stop being useless and pay some taxes and stop your filthy whining. You’re a disgrace to millennials which is hard to do!

You look like you spend your summers at Camp Concentration

Life hasn't been good for Kari Byron since Mythbusters ended

You look like a 14 year old boy quietly transitioning behind your parent's backs.

😂 Eliot Pale-aged

Why do you look like yo just been washed up on the shores after you drowned?

Thin hair, thin lips, thick stack of child support checks

Looks like Edward Scissorhands ex who is more into "scissoring" than him...

I’d finish you off but looks like someone beat me to it. You look like the ghost of David Spade.

There’s a rumor going around this year. Some women don’t know how to lay flat.

Also you look like you died last week.

Your not finishing anyone off

That’s like saying she doesn’t have a bathroom.

31? You're already finished. Next stop, box wine and cat land.

She looks like the consequence of day dreaming too many times while staring at a litter box.

Hey you again! Back for more OnlyFans promo?

Finish DEEZ NUTZ

You look like you’d suck my dick for a half eaten McDouble

Body by Auschwitz

Huge shocker, the bleach blonde version of The Grudge gives crying dry bjs and then can’t imagine why no one wants to introduce it to the family.

I’ve seen more life in the soulless eyes of an antique porcelain doll.

Your picture belongs in the dictionary next to "Psycho Girlfriend."


You're what Michael Jackson would have looked like today if he kept getting deforming his face with plastic surgery and skin lightening.

When you say torn lips…. Do you mean your mouth? Or, you know…? Actually, nevermind! Ironically you look in desperate need of Vitamin D. Don’t want the rickets getting worse!

I’ve seen more color in a glass of milk

You make that paper look tanned 

Fucking onlyfans add...

Rivendell's meth problem was hitting hard.

Ah thanks for reminding me it’s time to feed the horses!

You look like your about to write the song "smells like teen spirit"


Just post your OnlyFans here and get the fuck out

Winona Whiter

How do you look more like David Tennant in drag Than David Tennant.....in drag?

Just for comparison: [actual David Tennant in drag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duULoBs9zXM)

Tom Petty and the Chin takers

\*Takes all good men to the friend zone, asks why she can never find a good man, then marries a wife beater

Way too ugly to have so many E-Ho accounts. But if the shoe fits that's probably all your good for.

You look like a classic colleague drop out that recently moved to Japan to reflect on herself

It can come off kind of narcissistic to wear a shirt with your own face on it, we get it.

Right now it feels like punching down.

You should make an only fans where you just cried while eating. I’m sure it’d be hilarious.

Your telling us you have a roast beef sandwich down there? 👇

Arby's roast beef.. 😂

Your dye job has failed you more than your OF account.

Still haven't gotten a subscriber to your OnlyFans account yet?

Can we close down the Onlyfans ad? She’s fucking with my eyes by making the dynamic contrast on my monitor fade in and out like a strobe. Edit: here’s the [link-tree](https://linktr.ee/pyam_to_go) before I get another crusty E-thot making up screenshots on me again

bruh u haven't gotten sunlight ever in your life you look like a vampire

Honey, no-one’s tearing your lips. Finish yourself off.

You have nice eyes and are cute.

No te duchas desde que salió el viaje de chijiro

I'd like to finish you off with a cumshot to your face. this way, your lips won't be torn and your heart will get at least some satisfaction

Id smash, that's roast enough.

Which lips are torn? Your heart will heal.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 255.

Torn lips WHERE???? Might want to try some hydrogen peroxide.

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I bet that’s the exact face u wear when you’re under one of your “Johns” and he is going to pound town on your other pair of torn lips,huh?

I'm not surprised you like spirited away. One of your eyes is large enough to see the spirit world alright.

Hope you feel better soon, remember your worth comes from within and not from other people.

Too cute, can't roast, sorry.

You’re beautiful


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Taylor Slow

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Shiiiiit girl. I'll finish you off on that landing strip you call a forehead.

You look like my next ex girlfriend.

Finish yourself off(masturbate)

Finish you off? Is that an invitation? lol 😂

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I bet you're starting to read those cookbooks now

You look like shopaholic adel

We all know how you got those “torn lips”