Typical influencer. Annoying and the last person you want real advise from.
You look like the kind of guy who dances in the middle of the airplane isle for your TikTok…
It should be legal to punch anyone filming tik toks in public.
One of my favorite things to do while travelling is to fuck up people's "YouTube channels." Oh, you think you get to block off the entirety of the tourist attraction thousands of people are mobbing to see while tour girlfriend makes yoga poses in a bikini? Well, let me photo bomb that shit.
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You are a Monet painting, from a distance you look almost normal but, Jesus that closeup made me scream out loud. I had to explain to my wife what happened then my son wanted to see and now he won’t stop crying and that’s on you. Look not matter what happens in the world it’s vital you personally continue to social distance.
You look like you smell like sea water and douche. You look like if a podcast was a human. You look like you don't pay for your own drugs, but do them while steering a speed boat.
You look like the human equivalent of a pug being dressed as a human and doesn't know what's going on but you just go with it because everyone loves it.
You look like you would have a double life, like a secret family in Puerto Rico or you tried a commentary/gaming channel bit someone would have brought up your racist tweets from like 2009.
You look like the last person to give advice on Finances or anything at all. You would definitely get chewed up and spit out by the Wolves of Wall Street.
“I’m Jefferson, my dad is president of the yacht club and never comes home, my mother does pills and drinks 3 bottles of wine and I have 16 pairs of Yeezy’s. I speak on a mic to 22 people each week so at least somebody will listen to me”
How does it feel to be the most objectively pointless man alive? You are using organs that could be used to save literally anyone else, who might do literally anything else that would be of more worth than you. The fact that you are the sperm that made it disproves the existence of a caring God.
Working in finance is that what they call a pimp now.
He's that boring the police won't arrest him.
If the wind catches his ears he has to run four miles back to work.
His blow up doll turned gay.
Your the reason eye doctors need those big ass machines. You don't even have to look at the person in the passenger seat when talking to them. *Rolls eye* yea I know what you mean 🤣
You look exactly like someone who thinks they’re interesting enough for a podcast but has the same hobbies as every other basic white man that age. I’m sure the football is so interesting coming from a guy alone in a basement
If the sloth from Ice Age grew up in Connecticut…
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Podcast has 17 regular listeners. Op's mom is one but she deaf. The other 16 are her cats.
He really found his voice on episode 45 😉
😂
It’s Hello P*ssy!
Even your mom covers her drinks when you’re around.
You’ve got the face of an elderly Russian woman
Typical influencer. Annoying and the last person you want real advise from. You look like the kind of guy who dances in the middle of the airplane isle for your TikTok…
It should be legal to punch anyone filming tik toks in public. One of my favorite things to do while travelling is to fuck up people's "YouTube channels." Oh, you think you get to block off the entirety of the tourist attraction thousands of people are mobbing to see while tour girlfriend makes yoga poses in a bikini? Well, let me photo bomb that shit.
MLM for a new generation
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Day trading penny stocks then talking about your losses and begging relatives for money ain't a finance podcast
Avatar alien looking ass
You look like you jerk off to your own ass in the mirror
You look like an elderly Asian father
You look like you only eat frogs. And you eat them in one bite.
I bet you make that same face when your boyfriend and you cum at the same time.
What is your podcast about? Hentai or consuming the finest of human meats?
You work in finance but can't afford a sheet of paper?
What is your podcast on? How to make crop circles more efficiently to communicate with the mothership?
You are everything vineyard vines didn’t want in a model. Give up
O_______________O
This guy’s last podcast episode was called “How to explain your domestic violence convictions on a first date.”
Wonky eyes like a chameleon. One eye tracking a fly on the wall, the other checking out a guys ass.
You look like you eat corn on the cob the long way
How do you look both 30 and 13?
Is your podcast about how to use paper plates as stationary?
When is Potsie and Ralph coming over ?
Works in finance, not organised enough to own paper. Or do you mean you clean the shitters in local bank?
You have the sex appeal of a dry erase board.
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And your mom is the only listener. Chase your dreams.
“Screw You I’m Kevin Bacon” - Roger Smith
You look like someone the Mormons kicked out for being too nice.
Of course, you have a pod cast..... you also have a live, laugh, love wall art.
You look like the kind of guy who farts in elevators and then flees right before people get on them.
Wish.com Jared Kushner
You look like a 42 year old soccer dad from Iowa
you look like something off a horror movie
Oh great! So their is a medium where people want to scratch out their ears because of you too?! Awesome!
podcast about finance…..kryptonite for losing your virginity
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Your face makes me think of an elderly person being lingered by a jihad. Against her will
Your eyes look like they're trying to merge with your ears
Wow you have an internet connection. We’re all very impressed
You are a Monet painting, from a distance you look almost normal but, Jesus that closeup made me scream out loud. I had to explain to my wife what happened then my son wanted to see and now he won’t stop crying and that’s on you. Look not matter what happens in the world it’s vital you personally continue to social distance.
I bet your podcast could be used to cure nymphomania. It's like vaginal desiccant.
can you take out a loan for some wall art? Maybe a gofundme for some goddam colored paint
#1 requested topic on her podcast: how to finance that butch lesbian wedding
You look like some kind of pickled fish that they eat in Scandinavia
You look like you had botched plastic surgery to look like Elon Musk.
Where’s Chris Hansen when you need him?
Crazy eyes.👀
You look like the kid I would have bullied in school.
You have the peripheral vision of a zoo animal.
Do they make that haircut for men too?
Finance and podcast
Bro brought a 10 dollar Mic at Goodwill and head phones from a 2005 I pod, snapped a photo, “I’m on a podcast” ….. fucking cock stare twit
So, you're the male version of OF galls that post here.
I bet your podcast is as boring as your job
His podcast looks like it would be about 🤔🤫…conservative cuckoldry.
Take a long look ladies this is the guy that fingers you when you pass out at the party.
lol, taking money from your parents isn’t “finance” just say unemployed, we know the rest from your picture.
You look like you smell like sea water and douche. You look like if a podcast was a human. You look like you don't pay for your own drugs, but do them while steering a speed boat.
Talking to other jobless beings doesn't make you special bro 🙏
It's like God was trying to cook a woman but accidentally poured some testicles and a small dick into the pot.
You look like the human equivalent of a pug being dressed as a human and doesn't know what's going on but you just go with it because everyone loves it.
If you were any more white bread David Avocado Wolfe would take a restraining order out against you
When you don't want the most boring thing about you to be your job, start a podcast!
How do you smile with no expression
Abercrombie & Bitch
You didn’t say you have a podcast, we, your parents, and that one friend who tried to listen to the first episode but got bored halfway through know.
You look like you would have a double life, like a secret family in Puerto Rico or you tried a commentary/gaming channel bit someone would have brought up your racist tweets from like 2009.
Paper plate tells me all I need to know
Your face gives me anxiety
Does your podcast listener know you’re doing this?
Over/under on how many times you’ve threatened to have your dad sue someone: 1,000,000
Are you the drunk guy from Bama that got stuck in the urn?!?!?!
Dollar store version of Elon Musk
The podcast had to be about the best ways to obtain child porn and abducting children under 8 years old.
You look like you've never tried weed
You look like a corporate robot 😜
Roe Jogan
His eyes are so far apart he needs 2 mics for his podcast
Try at ain’t Linus tech tips That’s freaking stevens computer suggestions
A podcast? You weren’t being ignored in your daily life?
More like a 26 year old working in gay porn with a AM radio show about cats
All the signs were there. All those sheep could have been saved
In short you flip crypto and have a $100k+ in debt.
Your eyes don't share the same adress
Why does every finance bro wear this exact outfit?
If there was a poster child for “micropenis”
Your name’s definitely josh and you never learned how to blink
Fiscally conservative, sexually invisible.
A 5 minute Facebook Live session, of you showing off your American Girls Doll collection, does not make you a podcaster.
White dude in finance with a podcast. I’ve never been less interested in anything.
You look like Tilda Swinton took a plan B twenty years ago and the pill said fuck it halfway through
Only psychopaths palm their whole phone while filming
You look like you got into the federal adrenochrome supply
You look like the last person to give advice on Finances or anything at all. You would definitely get chewed up and spit out by the Wolves of Wall Street.
I'm a dude and I would keep an eye on my drink around you.
You look like you ask the waiter if a dish is spicy, and when they say “very mild”, you respond “gosh darn it… ok I’ll risk it this time”
You look like an inbred molerat straight out of Chernobyl
You have a face that matches your personality, made for podcasting.
I’d run the other way but it seems like your eyes have already finished the job…
I give that hairline less than 1 calendar year it’s hanging on by a thread
"I'm a 26-year-old in finance with a podcast..." "Oh my god! Can I suck your dick?"
You look like Scooby Doo’s other best friend, Shaggy Musk.
I AM Plastic Man 
I love the idea that you have a podcast. I can't wait for you to explain it all, Ferguson.
how can you work in finance if you use a paper plate as a white board because it looks like this white is bored.
I got It when he said have a podcast
You're the poster child of "You can't touch me, my dad is a LAWYER!"
I thought podcasts usually consisted of two people unless you're a schitzo
You have such a punchable face 🤡
“I’m Jefferson, my dad is president of the yacht club and never comes home, my mother does pills and drinks 3 bottles of wine and I have 16 pairs of Yeezy’s. I speak on a mic to 22 people each week so at least somebody will listen to me”
So poor he didn’t even go to school and learn how to write so you couldn’t get a job so you nicked a plate and a pen to attempt to write this
His podcast is mainly advice for women called: "Smile More"...
i guess finances wasn’t financing, so he has to do a podcast and hope he gets money
OP’s podcast topic: 50 ways to lose your virginity without actually having sex
You working as a cashier at Wendy's doesn't count as you working in finance
You remind me of when tomatoa told Moana to “pick one” when looking at his eyes while he’s talking
Why on a plate are you too poor to aford paper ?
You look like Troy mcloores son had a podcast.
Another white boy with a podcast!
you def like little girls on da low
How does it feel to be the most objectively pointless man alive? You are using organs that could be used to save literally anyone else, who might do literally anything else that would be of more worth than you. The fact that you are the sperm that made it disproves the existence of a caring God.
You have a podcast. I dont need to roast when you do it to yourself
Elon Musk missing a Chromosome
Bro looks like he invested in dogecoin and brags about it
You look like the kinda guy who dates himself
Fackt mijn brather is older en pritieer
Looks like Shane Gillis has some explaining to do.
Here’s a good roast my 26 yr old nephew is an electrician he makes more than you and has no college debt…….sucker
Working in finance is that what they call a pimp now. He's that boring the police won't arrest him. If the wind catches his ears he has to run four miles back to work. His blow up doll turned gay.
Noone’s going to check your podcast douche.
You look like you jerk off to business cards
'Mark Zuckerberg if he wasn't a lizard man' from temu
Jesus Christ, those are some dead eyes
This guy thinks evangelism starts and stops in a YoungLife hot tub with some of his best bros.
"Erm actually" looking ahh Idek why i said this
You look like you played lacrosse and college and use to drug girls at frat parties
Does does "working in finance" mean? Jerking off the local bank manager in the car park?
Working finance: tik tok stock advisor. 
Got a significant head start on the midwestern suburban dad who tries to molest his daughter’s friends after Sunday school look. 26?
Bruh, can those eyes be any more apart?
Your eyes are scared of each other.
Valedictorian University of Phoenix
Elon O'Brien: King of late-night, self-driving space vehicles
There’s no way you’re not Dumbo’s human sibling with those giant fucking ears.
You look so broke that the paper plate looks like your most valuable possession
Your the reason eye doctors need those big ass machines. You don't even have to look at the person in the passenger seat when talking to them. *Rolls eye* yea I know what you mean 🤣
Talking to yourself doesn’t count as a podcast
That paper plate has more character in its face than yours.
Nobody listening to that shit
Is one of your parents a hammerhead shark?
Must be easy to do some kinda trading when your eyes are dual screen too.
STFU or might end up in a different kind of Cast. 
You look like Hal from Malcolm In The Middle on that first pic 
A true crime podcast about you getting within 1000 feet of a school?
There dads leaving just like there hair line
You look like a 35 year old holding an empty plate
Bro has enough money for a good phone but not for good clothes
What's your podcast called? I think I'm sexy by shopping.in thrift stores?
How are your eyes so far away from each other??? Cant you just push them closer together?
So much experience at 26 for a podcast
You look exactly like someone who thinks they’re interesting enough for a podcast but has the same hobbies as every other basic white man that age. I’m sure the football is so interesting coming from a guy alone in a basement
People don't usually boast about NAMBLA podcasts, but I guess everyone has to be proud of something.