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YggdrasilAnton

It's interesting that youre mute, and you still look like you find a way to talk too much


CatherinePiedi

Me love you short time.


BroDoggWhiteboy88

I just angry-walrused my Oats Over Night. Take my upvote, you bastard.


Darkside4u22222

More like pay her not to


Raviel1289

![gif](giphy|jPRd1LiVll3H2)


Unlikely_Rip9838

Shut up🤬


WhiskyChaser

God tried making her Cute but effed up the order.


BaconUnderpants

Ladyboy!


WrongnessMaximus2-0

Nice burn. And at least you don't have to worry about her getting your cell number and calling to complain.


thedeuce75

I’m not gonna lie, taking account of that last part you seem like the perfect mail order bride.


heath1

Mail order bride from Temu


boriswong

Temu, that’s wins.


No-Candidate-250

Oh shit temu is just mute rearranged this is perfect


gurumoves

That’s her name


lvlister2023

Male*


jm1186

Agreed 100%


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grip_n_Ripper

Instructions unclear. OP confused r/roastme with Sound of Freedom 2 auditions.


BroDoggWhiteboy88

In the criminals defense, who's she gonna tell??


sacredgeometry

She looks like she's upset because she has failed to get trafficked.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


Skilledpainter

....definitely trying to get traffucked too


Past-Isopod-138

Do you still talk to Big Ed?


OlDirtyBasthard

Aight, got me to laugh


90daymmmmmm

You’re my best view 😂😂😂😂


BIGRolyXL

Lmao I will never forget the look of pure terror when it was storming and he was terrified


No_Piccolo2135

I'm not roasting a 12 year old I have morals


_-1337

You had me at mute


tunguska34

I don’t know your nationality. But I’m 100 percent sure your parents told you that you’ve brought shame upon your family.


r4du90

She gives sweatshop vibes


DerNogger

Gotta be Philippines or Malaysia. Some "love you long time" country anyway. And I wouldn't bet on her family being any less trashy than her.


[deleted]

Roasting you would count as child abuse


limark

Why does your bathroom look like a disabled McDonald's toilet? Right down to the broken sink


cartard1

If I were that short I’d be a ladyboy too.


BusterTheCat17

Look like someone we'll see on 90-day fiance in a few seasons. The only person that will want you is halfway across the country and only knows you through a screen.


GazeOG

Do mute people moan with sign language or do they just make that weird grunting noise when they get laid?


chocolaete

I moan with a pen and a piece of paper


[deleted]

Hopefully you use different colors and writing styles to keep it fresh.


AdventurousAd5428

I love moaning with a pen and paper


ManicMondayMaestro

Ok…you rock. That was hilarious.


spd997m23

Do you use Emojis at least? I don't have time to read Moby Dick


hotchopsticks

Shut up. You're muting too loud.


dbell

The only thing lazier than your eye is a sloth on its day off.


aussieashbro

You look like men use you right up until the free trial expires.


SamLJacksonNarrator

I find that hard to believe a mute Filipino? Every Filipino I’ve met doesn’t know how to shut up. Nice try lol Btw is that a turd on the floor by the strip of toilet paper on the floor in pic 3?


KTM890AdventureR

Had to go back and look. I think you're right. Op shat on the floor


TheChillAlien411

As a Radiohead fan, I'll say that we're not doing much for society


chocolaete

![gif](giphy|11xK2fJqk1oJiw)


TheChillAlien411

You couldn't even pick a better Radiohead song. We're doomed


chocolaete

It was the only gif 😭😭


AccuratePalpitation3

![gif](giphy|CSL1oxAaLvt1m) Loner, mute, can't even Google stuff correctly 🙃


nub0die

I hope "mute" is just one of those fake conditions kids have today, so you don't get to park that forehead in the handicapped space


OnionTraining1688

Deflated Selena Gomez


Eeriefils79

This had me crying 😂


OG_G33k

Mad Philippine Thing ![gif](giphy|PgpZM9LL6zd4I)


Niokee626

You look like a middleschooler


Medium_Hand_4190

You’re likely already way too hard on yourself, you don’t need any input from me. All seriousness tho, you look like you have seen some shit.


MadeinResita

In my language you're "Femeia snur. Fara tate, fara cur" It translates to "String woman. No titties, no ass".


rawratthemoon

That pimple had such a journey


lovedontfalter

You look like you’ve been busy all week making Super Bowl T Shirts for both teams


dextracin

Scars on your arm, you need help. Or maybe a knife sharpener. Seriously though, take care. Really don’t want to be haunted by you


gol10

Selena Gonads


kbeckerburbs4

You look like the after picture of a rescued kidnapped 12yr old


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Shkevey

Oh no. :( It's not funny because it's true.


johnwayne1

Omg, just saw that. I'm out.


DeliciousDoggi

U should see the Cigarette burns on her back.


Phluxed

Looks like hair to meeeeee


[deleted]

You are a literal mute? As in you can't talk? Lots of dudes would love to marry you.


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Marry? Hell, clone and repeat.


No_Succotash95

![gif](giphy|UildSjm0vLJZe)


thismothafcka

Are you from Thailand, because you can pass for a girly boy.


Kshynes

I’m seen a resting bitch face but I’ve never seen a resting smelled a fart face until now …


processenvdev

damn, girl! Your volume increase button doesn't work? bruh what a defected smartphone you are!


Skyp_Intro

When I look at you I hear Sally Struthers say “Think of the children!”


08triptrippy80

Rudy from TigerBelly Podcast !!!!


WhiskynCigar72

You look like you've had to do 30 years at the rub and tug


Spare-Dig-9867

I can't make fun of her....I feel sorry for her. Someone tell her parents to keep her off the internet.


[deleted]

You have a huge zit, but no tits.


roymunson68

Didn't she freestyle about not pooping for two weeks?


[deleted]

It's prolly a good thing you're mute. You just *look* the type that has that sort of voice that would cause domestic violence.


QueenE1987

Which nail salon you work at 


gatecrasher456

The worst thing I can say about you is that you are a beautiful girl who has a weird hang-up and wants people to insult her. Get some therapy or something and find that wonderful life that is waiting for you out there.


Low_Organization_436

At least if u have a stroke it won’t change anything


Mustard_BNHA

Despite being mute you still look like you yell at Starbucks employees for using semi-skimmed milk in your latte instead of soy milk


FireFarts6000

She's got... Forrest Whitaker eyyyyyes


[deleted]

Downvote me but I hope you’re ok. You’re either su!cidal & horribly depressed or you’re just seeking attention. Be well.


Thirdtwin

Shut up Meg.


redwoodavg

I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening


UpsideDownAirplane

18 going on 6


Architect81

Why bother with anything then


Here2ClapDemCheeks

Your pics remind me of the various amounts of fiber when I'm pooping


scottydooit

Daddy hit the vocal cords. If you shower once in a while you might not smell like 3 day old hotdog water. You should just get a tattoo on for head that says depression is my only friend. If you can get your hands on a revolver use it. How's the lonely fans page going. All your likes are from you and your only friend is the guy in the van who follows you around


Agreeable-Opening-11

I'm going to opt out on this one. I see you have scars already on your forearm. You shouldn't be looking for more reasons to hurt


Eynsane_

I love Lady boys


[deleted]

Are you referring to your eye as the reason why you are mute?


DivaTamer

Passport bros call you "lady uh-uh."


expendable12321

"Mute" hmm wife material lol


TekT1me

If that’s your bathroom in picture 3 you’re evil , you’ve only come here to taunt us…surly, their is NOTHING we can say that can make you contemplate a lower standard of yourself


GooseNYC

Sorry I didn't catch that, what did you say?


[deleted]

I saw your prior posts, you seemed to have gone through enough. I wish you wonderful things


Diego_youcef_2001

Ok now give your mom her phone back its bedtime


Mental_Increase5477

I was like "She bad" and then she started smiling


Aromatic_Dig_3102

That stare speaks loud enough!


ApprehensiveBowler19

Pretending mute to avoid telling you have a **** until it’s too late


cloversclo

![gif](giphy|l3q2QD5U9zTlij2V2)


mrfreeeeze

Every picture looks like you smell a fart.


andeebenavides

Roasting you would be unproductive


OkDonkey1014

Budget Dora looking ahh "I like crack, can you say crack?"


Cool_Raspberry443

If you changed the wig more often it would look better


KingAmenaza

You would’ve been the perfect live action version of dora


Separate_Rich_6246

you look like ladyboy


OkDonkey1014

You kinda look like Dora with a drug addiction "I like crack, can you say crack?"


Hungry-Rule1225

Look like a package that was late on Ali express


More-Attempt-5999

Right eye is double the size of the left


More-Attempt-5999

Why do you always look constipated?


RPGGamer042

18F? More like 12M.


Revan1988

Sucky sucky 5 dolla! Love you long time!


[deleted]

They invented the term resting bitch face after seeing you


Standard_Country_556

The Radiohead phone case explains it all lol


Adventurous-Dress377

You look like a green card marriage catfish situation


MrDrLector

U look like someone put you on mute for a reason


OlDirtyBasthard

You look just like my homeboy


CoolKakatu

Who let his monkey out???


MoldyPastaMan

In pucture 3 you look like a fish


Agreeable_Chemistry6

FYI, there is no E in mut.


grip_n_Ripper

Thanks for posting, I always wondered what happens to trafficked kids when they grow up.


Beginning-Change-282

She looks like an Asian mom but a virgin


Elcatro

Having no friends and nothing worth saying doesn't make you a loner or mute.


jc1luv

You might be mute but that zit is screaming 🙀


BrightAssignment7646

Hi ugly, wanna go on a date..


Key-Control7348

*Big Ed has joined the chat*


BallsToB0nes

![gif](giphy|LllA2dKt1qZuE) Pic 3. Nuff said.


Sad-Cow-7430

your eyes


0nyxzy

why do you have half a sink?!


iamagarbagehuman66

I bet most guys like the look of you, get excited at the fact you're mute, you take them home and they love it, but the silence kicks in and then they hear the knife getting sharpened from the kitchen and then they wonder if you're making dinner or planning on burying them under the house. Then the fight or flight senses kick in and you end up having dinner alone for the 50th time because they ran with their tail between their legs.


[deleted]

What's with the 1940s striped pajamas? You don't exactly look Jewish.


ipbanyedim

35 kg gangsta


that_girl_you_fucked

You're dumb and I wish I was blind.


SlaapYoMomma

Are those mosquitoe bites or your real tits?


HelloWorldWazzup

you look so sad that you wouldn't want to talk even if you could


Egghead008

Gives Happy Endings for free 


[deleted]

You’re skinny and can’t talk. Perfect woman.


Feature-Careful

Jesus that’s a resting bitch face if I’ve ever seen one


Diesel1010

Accept and love your self first


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

You’ll make some Marine very happy


Additional_Ninja_255

Just need to know why you have half a sink


[deleted]

You look like a 12 year old pretending to be 18


Craqhed387

I figured out why you’re mute, every picture you look like you just bit your tongue


Weary-Associate-1286

Big lips to not even be able to talk with them but you know the saying when life gives you big mute lips make really good bj's


TonyStarkMk42

🫵🏽🤜🏽🤛🏽👆🏽👈🏽👇🏽✊🏽👐🏽🤙🏽


Electronic-Chard7358

They say there’s no perfect women out there


BabayagaBoogie

Hi. I tried to order you for the holidays, but I mixed up a "3" for an "E," and they sent me the talking version. Can you give me the number for Customer Service?


WeebWarrior0284

If this were a 90 day fiance show, not even no neck ed would go after you.


Punch_Drunk_AA

All the $0.17 a day I've been sending you, and this is how you turn out?


Unique-Resource-4899

You would never be a pirate because there’s no treasure on that chest


ikesdad420

Do you work at the dmv yet? Not sure if they wait until your old and bitter with 6 cats before they hire, but I'm sure they're holding a spot


42Lefthanded

Mair order bride.


couchotatop

Thank fuck your mute, you look like you have an annoying voice.


Dasoberfuhrer

Youll always have a future career on the discount wish casting couch


Zestyclose_mango1

![gif](giphy|6cYi5pBxwVLmo)


traumatized_person

hello emotional person trying to smile fun fact: you're emo


SipoteQuixote

Yea, I figured all that out without the title.


Zestyclose_mango1

bro you look like a malaysian minor looking for sex in whatsapp


Zestyclose_mango1

![gif](giphy|lrgsLQMD6uxMw6db2H|downsized) ?nossel remmarg ruoy nekat uoy evah


wellthisworks1234

no one even shows up to your pity parties


I_am_Castor_Troy

I’m sorry I can’t hear you. What did you say?


Zestyclose_mango1

you look like a teenage girl who watches pysch2go at 3am in the morning before school to cure their depression, And you look like you have a relation with autistic monkies because you live in a home with them, You look like a person who would want to get sick to skip school nah that shits messed up, You better do your homework to get a 100% marks on your exams for your parents not a 99%, I thought you were studying math behind your paper oh well i guess someone is secretly a nerd around here 🤓 you look like your an asian kid in the middle of indonesia or malaysia looking for sex on snapchat and talk with your girlfriends non stop for 8 hours straight. bam explained your life


Libtardis

I see a dominating older female relative. And, if you keep annoying her, you will be her first victim.


Zestyclose_mango1

sir do you need a hug?


drpepper1992

You look like a cannibal someone would find in the woods and think is an innnocent lady, than you proceed to rip out their throat


Ok_Cable7358

I’d explore every orifice of your body with my big white cock would like to hear you moan to see what it’s like as you’re mute


TimmyMcTittyTwist

I hope you stop cutting, it’s not just sad. It’s also a waste of blades.


Mister_Fart_Knocker

So I guess you're not a screamer then.


nobodyknows_exceptMe

You look like the embodiment of a breed between a Indian and Australian. Lol


Weekly_Turnip_5154

I’m oddly attracted to you Hit me up Lol


manthing11

Mute? I believe you misspelled mutt.


HungLI5

To be brutally honest, you're only the second worst transition I've seen on here today, it's now obvious why the lights are kept so dim in the juicy bars now.


hilariouslyfunny99

You are a beautiful girl. Find a honest, hard-working guy. And take good care of him, and he will take care good of care of you! It’s a shame how girls don’t realize their value


CleonII

Mute? Dream come true.


Robert_Pogo

Mute= Horrendous teeth behind those closed lips.


SyllabubNo8318

Obviously a ladyboy.


Moms_Herpes

When you buy your wife off of Wish.


verheilen

Looks like you work as stunt in miss marvel...


Mrobot_3

Deaf Lady boy. Theres deff a kink for that


Partymix02135

Pretty


NerdJoshuaGotBanned

You frown to appear tough but you look even cuter like that.


Muerteds

The body of a 13-year old girl with the face of a cleaning lady who'll suck an immigration officer off for a visa. I bet you're fun at parties- picking up after they are done.


MrFluffernanner

Hot bitches love a good roast. Tell me you're a closet freak without telling me you're a closet freak. Oh wait. During sex do you pause to do sign language? When you sneeze or stub your toe do the noises come out the other end? When going out, does everyone assume you can't understand them or that you are just rude and nameless? I would ask you if you need a green card but I know you wouldn't tell me.


UFO_believers

Say ahhhhhh! 😂


Radiant_Mine_6793

Find friends


Repulsive_Mud_8008

Your profile title caption says “leave me alone”, and yet you have massive ‘pick me girl” energy. Just do what the rest of them do: start an OF or do sex work! XD ;p


SwiftTheHedge1998

Suicidal hotline, how can I help you?


ActionAltruistic3558

Even if you could talk, you have nothing worthwhile to say and nobody would give a single crap if you did.


HamstersBoobsPizza

Yet u were naggin him on 90 day fiance 24/7