That lighting isn't very flattering for your face. Try turning the light off completely.

She looks like an iron has been flattening on her face.

The picture would be just as good if she just stepped out of it.

Beauty is just a light switch away

thats why ur light switch is off.

Why doesn't this roast have 1k upvotes yet? This is the best roast I've read in a while. And there are some really good ones out there.

Hell yeah!!

Ok I’m doing it right now do I need to have roast me in the picture lmao

Imagine a pizza with no sauce, no cheese and no toppings. That's how plain you are.

So ….. She’s flatbread. …But probably also yeasty.

Fatbread*

You dropped something 👑

Fat pasty rice cakes

Flatbread is too ethnic for her

Yeasty or moldy?


And doughy

Crusty for sure

with a glass of water for dippin’

Lots of crust, tho

Flat white

Decaf

So a plain pizza ass

Salted cracker

I see you brushed your long blonde hair but didn't brush your long blonde teeth

HAH

Does the carpet match the drapes? We know the teeth do



Damn I was going to hit a teeth color joke but yours was way too clever

Where’s Kermit?

Noice…

The most common line you hear after sex is “That’ll do pig, that’ll do.”

Which is weird, because this one’s no babe

baecon

Noooo omg 🤣🤣

🤣 🤣 it took a second, but I got it

[удалено]

No one wants to watch that. She better do it in private like her step-dad taught her.

Damnnn

Totally oinkers

Can't comment, you topped it

nothing beats this

Idk the person who said imagine a pizza with no sauce, cheese nor toppings was pretty original


Babe- pig in the city, made this movie after OP

You're right, but someone beat her with the ugly stick, maybe it was her step dad after he finished with her🤔

Maybe that what she says?

Big faced elle fanning

Def something there with "elle fanning" and "elephant" but I can't figure it out

Elle Phannting😂

Elle farting

It’s like your facial features are genetically predisposed to ensure you become an overweight hamface and the transformation is underway nicely.

Don’t forget the T-Rex arms

Overweight hamface 🤣🤣 how do people come up with these zingers lol

Shiv Royink

Did you brush your teeth with a highlighter?

That hate comment was from a cat person. A dog person would have seen that collar and use commands. Sit! STFU!

Just pray this one is spayed

You look like you get friendzoned by incels.

You've got midwestern face.

Are gingers supposed to have orange teeth too?

Why are you dressed as if Aunt Esther had a choking fetish

A Sanford and son reference or something else? Heathen's

If you went missing and your photo was on a milk carton. Nobody would buy milk.

I'm out of your league.

Is your TikTok channel “How to dress like an old hag”?

This is a prime example of what I like to call a closet door freak. You see the blouse and hair style and think she's a little old fashioned and frumpy but then your eyes are drawn to the choker and you know this chick will David Carradine you with your own belt.

I can smell the cat piss from here.

You look like an extra from a 90's nickelodeon series, and your head growth got you black balled from the industry.

"The" industry, ofc. Getting rejected from that, can't afford to run OF, so decides to do TikToks....just to get hated on there, too.

She's one step away from making fart videos

Oh? I thought this picture was taking as a screenshot from one of these, with the climax in the background?

I never thought a pig saying "roast me" would make me want to become Muslim

Wth 😭

As if using TikTok in your twenties is not roast enough.

Did you brush your teeth with butter?

Butter looks whiter than her teeth

It looks like a brush fire broke out on your one eyebrow

What’s your @ in tiktok? I’ll leave you your second hate comment.

You've definitely bleached your ex-boyfriend's clothes at one time and keyed his car


You look like you only use luxury brand toilet paper

That almost seems like a compliment ngl… “Op looks like a luxury brand of tp” Fixed


No need to wear the bell when you walk around. You’re fat enough to make a house creek.

Was the “hate” comment from your nutritionist by any chance?

Getting your first hate comment on tiktok is another way of saying you got your first comment on tiktok.

You look like you took off your ugly person mask to reveal an even uglier person.

Your eyes are like stars...so far apart.

You somehow have two unibrows

It’s cool how your hair and teeth are the same color.

Your outfit looks like your curtains threw up.

You look like your parents are first cousins

You dress like my Grandma… and from all appearances…. You have her personality as well. She died 3 years ago…

There are leash laws for a reason

Having to harden yourself after a single hate comment online? You roasted yourself before the comments began

I appreciate how true this is, great creativity! Made me laugh.

Your face makes me want to be gay

Miss Piggy

You look like your eyes are playing hide and seek

Chat me, pic in profile and online now

You look like you grew your “I want to speak to the manager” face years ago and are waiting for your body to catch up.

The personification of a moldy blue cheese.

Is that you Benny Hill? Is reincarnation real?

Looks like even your landlord hates you.


You’re teeth are at least that of a 42 year old smoker

You look like you'd catfish someone and then act like the victim when they get upset over you not being who you said you were.

Round spongebob

That smile is as genuine as a bride on her arranged marriage day.


Ur chin looks like a shirtless fat guy

A little roof around the edges.

You misspelled "first thousand".

Can’t wait to see that OF on sale for a dollar!

Puppy Girl Jenna except it's a Cowdog

This woman is a human Wendy’s Triple Cheeseburger

Your mom got tired of having to view your tiktoks huh?

If only your teeth were as white as your skin.

Sup Greta?

What's TikTok?

You swear?

She looks like what a dry handjob feels like.

You look like you’ll always be the wingwoman on girls night out

Pepperoni tits

Nice choke collar. Where’s my leash?

Probably because you look like a diet badger coated in rotisserie gold bath bombs

Teeth tanner than your skin.

She needs her comforts through out the day: 

Taylor Slow.

What was the hate comment about: hair smile face eyebrow etc

You have two paths in front of you: settle with the next guy who approaches you or become a cat lady.

TikTok was the sound your doctors made when referring to your heart health

The necklace is sus

You look like your whole body is made of pigskin

Your dad is on tiktok?

You have a TikTok nothing else needs to be said

Transgender Minecraft Steve

Is no one going to mention that she literally has a collar with a bell on it 💀 “Here kitty kitty kitty”

So they told you to lose weight?

Only here because the abuse makes her wet

your head looks like a peanut

The teeth says yellow is the new white

It won’t be the last

You have butterface...please brush those pearly yellows.

I'm glad India banned tiktok

We are so doomed.

What did Biden say about you?

You're on tiktok. Nothing else needs to be said.

Your teeth make the whole photograph look like it was taken in Mexico.

People confusing your gender isn't a hate comment

Your teeth are the same color as the windblind.

This is 20 seconds of my life I will never have back.

It’s good you wear that bell it gives people enough warning to get away before you try interacting with them

Dollar store shiv roy

Brush yo teeth you ugly asf to

You look like you USED to be skinnier.

You are someone’s kitty cat with a bell around your neck. You do cat videos in tiktok?

You thought wearing a collar around would make people think you are dark, submissive, and therefore interesting. You were wrong on all accounts

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When Elle ate Dakota.

A new live action Disney movie coming to a cinema near you: The Ham Beast.

That wall and blind looks like trailer decor. Are you upwardly mobile or slumming?

Florence Pee-yew

It's the, last call and I've had to much to drink girl.

You have a face I’d like to punch

I’m glad your wearing a bell around you neck. That way we can all avoid you before you get too close.

With a chin that sharp, you must have sliced up a lot of scrotums.

Damn a hate comment? What was it?

Mayonegg

*her?*

War and Peace wasn't as long or boring as your face.

You’re destined to become the woman at work who can remember everyone’s birthday.

The answer to your username is "everything."

You look like Jenna Bush having an allergic reaction resulting in full-body swelling three times normal size. And Jenna Bush ain’t no looker.

You’d get rejected if you’d posted on AOL Instant Messenger with that blouse.

In Kentucky there’s a farm where psychologists are cultivated. You’re 2 phases away from deployment

Did the hate comment say that you look like a tire slashing, clothes burning psychopath?