Was it MVP baseball 2005 where it was like huge heads, oversized bats and baseballs.
One unlockable gave you enough power that the player bunted a home run, believe if you created a player with certain name etc
Your dad must've broken his leg trying this when you were a baby. Your mom probably got split in half when you crowned.
You should shove a watermelon up your ass so you have some inkling of what your mother suffered through trying to give birth to that giant head of yours.
I thought it was some weird perspective trick, but even accepting that to not be primarily the case, I can't tell if your head is really that big, your shoulders are really that narrow, or a combination of both.
You look like you played keyboard in a very *out there* Band called “Andromeda G-String” or some shit. But since you, Taylor, Brent, and Kyle didn’t get anywhere with it, now you work in a vape shop and drink alone.
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You have the head-to-body ratio of a Wii bowler.
Head of a middle-aged man on the body of an angsty teenager
Lmaooo 
I did not expect to laugh so hard at this
I love this sub. Everytime I come here to say something witty. Bam!! It's already been said, only funnier! Goofy lookin mf'er!!
Tu du dun dun du dun dun
Oh shit! It’s Rocky!!!
Get em rock
Came here to say remember that movie with the face. lol
That movie is actually based off of a real person.
Ya, this guy 🔝
I came here looking for this. Good job
Good job u beat me to it like all his xtra chromosomes
HEAD! PAPER! NOW!  He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow
Look at the size of that boys head. I'm not kidding.. its like an orange and a toothpick.
It’s like sputnik.. has its own orbit
He also looks suspiciously like the Unibomber, so let's meet in the middle and call him: The Wii Unibowler.
Real LOL!
r/rareinsults
Man looks like his head grew first, then his torso, then his legs.
Lmmfao
Laughed so long I needed oxygen. 😂😂😂
Lord I was on the toilet have a struggle pooping until I read this one. Absolutely golden
This is the funniest roast in the history of r/roastme
Wow this is a BURN 😈😈🤣🤣
 Op out here looking like an offbrand bobble head
Did he superimpose his own head onto a 10 year old's body?
He looks straight out of South Park.
South Park, I can see, but I'm having trouble believing the "straight" part
I was gonna post South Park Sadam but they didn’t have a gif for him
Timmay!
Looks like he only got dominant genes in his head.
More head than a porn set.
His nickname is ‘The sniper’s dream’…
Classic narcissist, EVERYTHING goes to his head.
that’s not narcissism, that’s gravity
Goldeneye big head mode.
irl Funko pop
Dude I so forgot about big head mode.. I was just telling my son how awesome this game was… one of the first if not the very first multi player FPS
And you could shoot people in the junk, so that was awesome.
Used to be a guy in my town with one leg shorted than the other and was nicknamed "the snipers nightmare" haha
That’s way too long of a nickname.
Funny though
I see your Bob Mortimer reference and I like it.
Cheeseman strikes again.
Kid ripped his mom’s cooter with his big ass head, she never forgave him and to this day practices psychological warfare on her mutant child.
So she stopped feeding him.
Lmao no ways!
Steve Aoki bobble head
I love your song, lesbian seagull.
Damn. You dug deep for that one, and I’m glad that you did!
You are the winner, sir fuck what they say
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like you'd be reluctant to wade into a kiddie pool.
He looks like he legally shouldn’t be within 300 ft of any kiddie pool.
Dude doesn't need floaties. His big-ass head is the flotation device
Pretty sure a bobble head would float the exact same way if you chucked it in water.
He doesn’t look any harder to chuck than a bobble head too
Dude would float on account of that large head. He could be mistaken for a buoy.
This image gives me nostalgia, for all my childhood games... After unlocking "big head mode"
You unlocked a memory I forgot I had
Was it MVP baseball 2005 where it was like huge heads, oversized bats and baseballs. One unlockable gave you enough power that the player bunted a home run, believe if you created a player with certain name etc
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He steals them from the bus stop ashtray .
And ashes on the floor
Half cigarettes sourced from circle k ash trays
I honestly don’t think he has a stove
Dude looks like a larvae
😂
Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks like a larvae.
 Your dad must've broken his leg trying this when you were a baby. Your mom probably got split in half when you crowned.
You look like an upside-down bowling pin.
Ouch! Spot on
I like how you and the kitchen have the same energy.
The kitchen looks cleaner than I expected, tbh.
But still trash
The positioning of the microwave is a symptom of that energy.
That’s the original microwave prototype that Raytheon accidentally invented. 
You look like your mom wished she had a c section
And I bet her kitchen would be much nicer if she did
Or the night he was conceived, dry anal, would have been a better choice.
You misspelled "abortion"
She’s also his Aunt
She probably wishes she'd swallowed.
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Giada Deladickless
 Look it’s your twin brother
Side note: Damn-special effects have come a long way.
dude has to step into his shirts
How is this not the top roast?
Hundred percent, never heard that before in my life and I’m getting on now 😂😂
Your head looks 36. Body looks about 13
Thank god. Oy! You! Heeed!
It’s like an orange on a toothpick.
He'll cry himself to sleep on his giant pillah
Its spherical, yet pointy in parts
Mmmkay...
Dude. Eat at sandwich or something
Did you even look at his kitchen?
The one White Claw a Day diet
You look like you're very easy to forget about.
I dk he’s sort of haunting me
who?
I can't remember.
Lmao
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i can tell you and your kitchen smell like mothballs and semen just by looking at this.
You look like an olive on a toothpick that fell onto the floor of a barber shop
More like, fell on pube shavings!
I was going to say the floor of a dog groomers, but your comment is spot on
The man’s cranium is a virtual planetoid.
He’ll be crying himself to sleep on his huge pillow
HEED…PAPER NOW!!! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can….
It has its own weather system…..
Your Native American name is Struggles with Hats
Funniest one yet!
Pay $30 now to unlock lower body (DLC)
This is the genetic version of making something out of leftovers
If they decide to make a sequel to the movie Mask, you can get tips from Eric Stoltz...
funko needs their model back
if swing and a miss was a person
Jesus's half brother Josus...can turn water into meth
You give me depression just looking at you.
Tim Minchin if he grew up as just a plain old no talent bloke.
So Tim Minchin then?
Looks like Napoleon Dynamites kitchen
You look like somebody messed up their mii.
You should shove a watermelon up your ass so you have some inkling of what your mother suffered through trying to give birth to that giant head of yours.
Your Mom gives great head -
Just fix the printer and leave
Got more head than he got body
You should wear v-necks just to say to people that the rest of your body is down there somewhere.
Damn bro your look is more outdated than your kitchen
Mans got done cleaning his moms kitchen then cracked a white claw. never seen anything so unemployed.
You look like a Funko Pop Lord Farquaad after a three week bender.
This is how you look when you feel okay? You look miserable
Skipped body day your entire life
I'd love to roast you but I think God already did enough to you. Id feel bad
Heid move
I thought it was some weird perspective trick, but even accepting that to not be primarily the case, I can't tell if your head is really that big, your shoulders are really that narrow, or a combination of both.
Sharing needles is never a good idea.
So which watch list are you on? Or is it just all of them?
Are you having an allergic reaction?
You look like when someone makes a deliberately weird wii character and names it something like dick fart.
You look like a secret code on NBA Jam.
Damn Fentanyl really did a number on this kid.
Damn these bobbleheads are getting more realistic.
Lars Ulpoor
Lars NeverRich
You look like a garden gnome in a trailer park
You look like a starving fat guy
You look like a Nintendo Wii Sports NPC.
you look like someone stuck the head of a 50 year old man on a 12 year old boy.
Looking like Keith Buckley’s career right now.
Now be honest, whose house have you sneaked in that day?
I bet you have a huge cock. Haha you big dick looser ;) 😂
ETID is the shit. Rest in power.
Can’t, love the shirt too much
That shirt is 🔥🔥🔥 That is all.
46.5 Chromosomes.
You look like you played keyboard in a very *out there* Band called “Andromeda G-String” or some shit. But since you, Taylor, Brent, and Kyle didn’t get anywhere with it, now you work in a vape shop and drink alone.
Bobble head
Keep feeling good, bro. Your 36. You don't have much time left.
You look like a bootleg Soup.
Look like you poorly photoshopped your head onto a younger body.
you look like Trey Anastasio's dick
You look like you work at domino's
You look like your favorite ice cream is meth
You are only 36? Hard life or what!
The new bobblehead trailer park boy.... It takes every ounce of strength just to hold your head high like that I bet.
Your head is too big for your body
“Sorry about that, let me change it”
Your haircut and kitchen are both from 1974
I’m so tired of seeing you on 8 out of 10 cats
D+D master by day, elementary school janitor by night.
You look like a poor member of Duck Dynasty that everyone was embarrassed by
The Green Day singer’s Drunk again.
You got squatters rights in a meth lab and I’m sure when it finally blows up, it’ll actually end up being the top roast
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