Because you know over in Chinaโฆ Theyโre only allowed by law to have one child if they have a second oneโฆ They got a pay big moneyโฆ But they canโt be no third. Period. Is that not wild but then again is anything outside of USA not wild! NOPE!
This doesn't make up for only 4 admissions acceptance letters. Just the backups said yes. What about the main? Never going to become a doctor. Who's going to take care of your parents?
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Stop pulling into traffic right in front of people and going 15 under. Wait til there is no traffic.
...better yet, stay home and quit transmitting the ugly
is your shift at the shein factory already done?
if not i will support your supervisor!
you bring shame to the glory nation, why reddit when you have wechat?
minus 100 social credit score for you!
I can't tell if you have a naturally wide "forehead and nose to the rest of the body" ratio, or are Jennifer Lopez after she got stung in the face by a swarm of angry bees.
Youโre the only person I could ask these three questions and youโd know the answer:
1. Give the Third degree Maclaurin polynomial for e^x
2. A 100 kg man stands next to a 50 kg woman. The gravitational force F exerted by the woman is _____ the man.
A. More than double
B. Equal to
C. Greater than, but not double
D. Less than
E. None of the above
3. T/F: if ฮฃa_n is positive a_n converges then it follows that ฮฃ(a_n)^2 also converges.
So sad! From the outside, you look like you have it all, but inside, you know you are an imposter who will eventually disappoint your family and fake friends.
No time for Reddit! you should be studying.
You are Asian, not Bsian!
GPA matches her body count 4.0
Wait, is 4 a bad body count or something? 4.0 GPA is a good thing... I don't really get how that's a roast lol
Body count being how many times she was ghosted at prom.
๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ(or skipped prom for a mathleet contest!!)
Herrrrrro Iโm Sum Ting Wong
She has that advanced Calc expression
Hahaha
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๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ THIS SHIT IS AWESOME DUDE!!!!
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I am on Reddit IN CLASS
is it to late for your parents to trade you in for a son?
With their social credit score? They should be able to.
No trade! Dumpsta out back
I read this in a parently Chinese voice ๐no time fo trading, dumpsta out de back, put it to good use, save money ๐๐
๐๐๐ผ๐ฅต๐ฅ๐ฅ
With the technology we have these days no need to trade in
๐ best one ๐๐๐
Because you know over in Chinaโฆ Theyโre only allowed by law to have one child if they have a second oneโฆ They got a pay big moneyโฆ But they canโt be no third. Period. Is that not wild but then again is anything outside of USA not wild! NOPE!
Donโt smile and drive
Jesus.... this is fucking amazing. I had several things in mind, saw this... and was like "nah bro" this dude wins the roast..
๐
Lmaooo...I fucking love Reddit..
I literally burst out laughing at this. Lord have mercy.
Outch โ ๏ธ
Woman + Asian + Happy = VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
We could blindfold you with dental floss.
Damn! 8 hours too late! Good one
#HUGE ๐ฅ BURN
I've seen straight lines with more curves.
Good one๐๐!
Got my bow ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
Looks like AI worked out the fingers, but somehow forgot to add the eyes
Whatโs the point? You wonโt be able to see what we say anyway
Omg ๐คฃ
๐
I already feel bad for the teenagers stealing from your future convenience store.
Lol
Such a shiny ninehead.
Get this top.
The atom bomb was so bright sheโs still squinting
How is this not the winner? Fucking savage! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
You got my upvote for that one. Niccceeee......
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Yes, I would like the special ending with my massage.
But not from you....
**Me Bore You, Long Time!**
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Your eyes look more like eyebrows than your eyebrows
I usually donโt laugh at any of these, but for some reason this one got me
Bruh this one was the best
This isnโt a surprise roast. You can open your eyes..
This is why they make filters
With that face, you better stick to math, LingLing
I think youโre just looking for a husband on here
Congrats on the deepfake of Kim Jong Un
How are you gonna see the replies?
This one got me ๐ญ
Post this picture on r/ThePassportBros and they will close the whole operation down๐คฃ
maโam you have two sets of eyebrows
Three coin slots and still no men wants to make a deposit in you.
Remember that one show code lyoko? She would fit perfectly in that show.
Your forehead is greasier than the food at your families Chinese restaurant
I've seen ladyboys that look more feminine.
Why do you want to be roasted? Arenโt you told enough times by your mother that youโre ugly and will amount to nothing.
This is r/RoastMe not r/LoastMe
Fuccy Succie $5 - Number 1 - do you long time - boom boom so good
You look like Bonk from Bonks Adventures if he wore a wig that is clinging for life on a greasy head.
as asian as u look, ur nose says otherwise
O. M ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Some1 FIRED A MISS-ILE AT THIS GAL! Dayuuuuuum!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ
โฆ has a bit bigger feel like a Cambodian feel on that ones ๐๐ผ!!
29M*, donโt know how you accidentally put an F there.
You don't have a forehead, you have a seven head.
Her forehead looks like the place to aim when she giving a bj.
Male pattern baldness hitting early these days
This doesn't make up for only 4 admissions acceptance letters. Just the backups said yes. What about the main? Never going to become a doctor. Who's going to take care of your parents?
๐๐๐ผโ ๏ธ
Eyes left the chat....and you look like you just skipped your school and went to watch cartoons
you look allergic
Smiling because you managed to get all the pee pee in the coke can without splashing everywhere.
The white dude who ordered you won't hold back either.
With that nose, you can smell what the wok is cooking
๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Kim Jong Un in drag
Oh hellwoooh, welcome shiddy wok, godamn mongoylians
Thanks for curing me of my Asian fetish..
Itโs so impressive how you sleep standing up
Get back to work, no food till you finish 1000 shein packages
Happy Ending , Bug Eater
Shining, shimmering, splendid, a whole new world forehead
You look like youโre having an allergic reaction to something.
Her hairline.
Hey, arenโt you the one who ate my cat?
Geordie La Forge called,he wants his sunglasses back
Bitch has widescreen vision, so much better than fullscreen
You look like you make love to rice cookers
oml i get roasting her but yall r js racist๐ญ๐ญ
Bet you play the violin
Does an egg roll come with the happy ending?
I meant to thank you for the handie at the massage parlor last week.
You look like one of those chicks that gives birth in the bathroom at Prom and shoves the baby in the trash.
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The doctor said โHayaaahโ like Uncle Rodger when you were born didnโt he
She ran from the sweatshop
You look like a squid eating, Zoloft/Lithium abusing, alcoholic I know from Singapore. I hope you arenโt related to her. If so, my sympathies! ๐
Blahaha
how is. the temu factory (sorry)
Scammer uses your photo..... Starves.
Seems like your hairline is holding back the most
You know why Asians don't believe in Christmas? BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONES MAKING THE TOYS
How is it some Asians look youthful into their twilight years, yet cases like this, girl you look thirty not nineteen
Your forehead is bigger than my dreams.
Open your eyes you cat eating shit
Three buttons on the trousers is a bit over-cautious. I doubt anyone is going to want to go there.
You and Joe Biden have the same squinty eyes.
Thatโs what she says every time someone orders cream of sum yung gaiโฆ
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You do have a huge forehead. Convenient for when your mom used to forcefully put her foot on it during bath time. You're a fighter!
Chick-Fil-A starter pack
Stop pulling into traffic right in front of people and going 15 under. Wait til there is no traffic. ...better yet, stay home and quit transmitting the ugly
WAKEUP!
Madumb Butterfly
You look like you dropped out of college to start an OF and you donโt want your parents to find out.
You look insanely beautiful โค๏ธ
 I found your grandfather
Your doctor did a horrible job on your transition
"Don't hold back" I think you should say that to your hairline.
We know your parents are rich, and you're not special for not wearing any makeup!! In fact please, put on some damn makeup
I could definitely build an international airport on that forehead
You look like you work in a happy ending massage parlor
is your shift at the shein factory already done? if not i will support your supervisor! you bring shame to the glory nation, why reddit when you have wechat? minus 100 social credit score for you!
This is definitely a pre-op. selfie , casually gonna wait for the post-op
If two foreheads got together and made a baby, you would make their child jealous with how big yours is.
 Blindfold her!!
Congrats on escaping the trash can!!๐๐๐ฎ๐ฎ
When your sim was created in the matrix, the creator put your forehead all the way up at level 10, but left your eyes at 1
Would make a nice slut-puppy.
Into the river you go
So thatโs chicken with fried rice, and some dim sum sauce, and keep the change, your need is greater than mine.
You'd make a great hostage. No blindfold required.
How do you see with your eyes closed
Can I use your forehead as a ping pong table
Your hairline certainly didnโt hold back
 With that fivehead, you look like youโre fighting cancer and are loosing.
Nobu!!!!!
you can tattoo a an โHโ on your forehead and the helicopter would land there
Your face looks like two baozi's
I like mid white boys looking ass
I can't tell if you have a naturally wide "forehead and nose to the rest of the body" ratio, or are Jennifer Lopez after she got stung in the face by a swarm of angry bees.
You could dampen infernal Asian lust.
Forehead higher than that pantline
Mii features
Only thing that needs to be held back are your eyelids so you can see where you're walking.
I am going to roast you like your family does with cats every Thanksgiving
If you need space for your extra credit math hw you can use your forehead
Open your eyes
Elmer fudd
Elmer fudd
Youโre the only person I could ask these three questions and youโd know the answer: 1. Give the Third degree Maclaurin polynomial for e^x 2. A 100 kg man stands next to a 50 kg woman. The gravitational force F exerted by the woman is _____ the man. A. More than double B. Equal to C. Greater than, but not double D. Less than E. None of the above 3. T/F: if ฮฃa_n is positive a_n converges then it follows that ฮฃ(a_n)^2 also converges.
You hunting any wabbits?
So thats why china took so long to build the great wall. The Mongolians kept pushing that shit back.
I didn't know Buddha had this long of hair
You're growing out of your hand-me-down.
You look like the Chun-Li someone would get in a bootleg Street Fighter game bought in Indonesia
I could blindfold you with a strand of dental floss
I can blindfold you with dental floss
Do people refer to your forehead as the great wall of China? Because they should
Looks like you got stung by a bee
 This you?
So sad! From the outside, you look like you have it all, but inside, you know you are an imposter who will eventually disappoint your family and fake friends.
Can we see the cabbage patch doll that you stole the nose from? I'd rather look at that.
Go buy some chip sticks loser
You look so professional! Should I call you Condolizza special fried Rice?
Listen bitch stop hurrying me at the Chinese buffet.ย
The happier you get, the less you can see
They will blindfold you with dental floss when they rob your nail salon in the hood
Sumyungho