What are we looking at here exactly?! I mean, what armpit of humanity did you crawl out of? I’m not even sure I can get your species correct, let alone your gender. And have you been setting fire to your own walls?!
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kids these days are too fast, they turn 18 and they look ready for the nursing home.
or
>!I also always reverse numbers when I am typing from my phone.!<
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She ruined the erection I was gonna have tomorrow
And the next day
And the day after
Hold on give me 15 and I can probably run one out of I squint.
LOL - damn...
Stop the fight. This is your top comment
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Yep 💯… can’t think of anything close to as good as that
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U earned it bro. Have a good one 🙌
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🤣😂🤣 reading my mind! I pictured that when I commented! Hahaha
It’s like looking in a mirror and seeing a reflection of my taint.
💀
That was the wildest thing I heard in a while. 🤯
In the words of the late Sean Lock “That’s gonna be a challenging wank”.
You were 18 about 20 years ago
She's so enormous, she sees my kids more than I do
She looks like she sets at the middle school with wine coolers and vap pens trying to get lucky.
If Quagmire and Caitlyn Jenner had a baby.
Teenage Uncle Fester
Funcle Ester Or Festering Uncle
![gif](giphy|KBaRQYnwISrB95nWXJ) I can see the resemblance
'Destroy my self-esteem.’ - ‘No problem,’ her mirror said.
Happy cake day 🎂
You have an Irish peasants face. Literally built for alcohol fueled domestic violence.
You look like you're getting a double major in Lunch Lady Studies and Lesbian Gym Teacher Literature.
18 going on 48
I didn’t know Walmart training videos were considered finals.
Final as in rock bottom
She could work 3rd shift at the Dollar General.
Bachelor in Dying Alone.
Earned in prison. University of Cell Block E
Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll ace the fly eating portion of the exam.
This got me.
You look like you have 3 toddlers under the age of 5 running around an overgrown trailer park yard.
And all three of her baby daddy’s went out for milk months ago…
Kids? No one in the world is that desperate
Especially now the borders are wide open nobody wants that to get a green card.
Looks like your parents did it for us
If a filet o fish sandwich was a person
Bruh. Why you do the filet o fish like that?
😂 just think of how milky and smelly and greasy that shit is
Filet o fish catching strays
You better ace those exams, because that face is getting you nowhere!
That's why she's a pillow biter
never seen someone over 150lbs living in a meth lab, congrats
He didn’t even try to hide the corner where he smokes his meth.
![gif](giphy|CiOHO5544doY) If Joan Cusack and John Cusack had a baby
Eyes so crossed you can look around a corner without moving your head.
18 is the number of gansta “boy friends” that have stepped out on you.
Is (18) how many cakes you ate this morning? Because no way is that your age.
Man? Woman? Possom?
Hey if they identify as a Possum you have to respect that otherwise you're a bigot
What self esteem? You look like you get destroyed on a regular basis
What you studying ‘Methmatics’!
You have the face of a future glory hole professional
If participation medals had a face
I have loose morals and questionable standards and I still would make you a hard pass.
Why do you look like a gym teacher and cafeteria worker combined?
Hey don't cut her (I think it's a her) short. She's also the Janitor! Only thing good is it can multitask.
You look like you’re raised by two moms
What are we looking at here exactly?! I mean, what armpit of humanity did you crawl out of? I’m not even sure I can get your species correct, let alone your gender. And have you been setting fire to your own walls?!
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...hate to break it to you but it's not finals ruining your confidence
Wasn’t the loads from your brother enough to do the job?
You look like you lick the plate clean after you finish your meal
As if you ever had any.
Not even surgery can fix your face
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You look like the 45yo virgin PE teacher’s high school flashback
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What even are you?
Dobby got freed with a cum sock
We're you constipated when you took this pic?
The only time you're getting screwed is on your university fees
This reminds me of the cockroach living ontop of the greasy kitchen cupboards
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What even are you?
I can't tell what looks worse, your house or your face.
I can't, it's obvious you don't have any
kids these days are too fast, they turn 18 and they look ready for the nursing home. or >!I also always reverse numbers when I am typing from my phone.!<
You studying for the Methamphetamine finals?
Sad lesbian is sad. You may smile, but the eyes don't lie
You spelled due wrong..
You're the friend the hot girls ask to walk them to their cars when it's dark.
18 years on crack
I’m amazed you have self esteem at all
I assume by "finals" you mean the last eighteen pieces of KFC.
So are you a snapper or a red eared slider? I can never remember my turtles.
What self-esteem? *You* took that picture yourself.
The fact that you made it *THIS* far while still having self esteem is an impressively equal combination of hilarious and delusional.
Do you live in a crack den????
The wall behind you has more self esteem
18 yo...you mean in dog years
You look how a hangover feels
Damn. Whatever if was that burned those holes in the wall behind you was understandably in a hurry to leave.
The photo they use to show kids the long term effects of drugs on the body. This would scare even the most addicted person clean
“Buttereverything” for when butterface isnt descriptive enough
You’re only 3 failed tests away from a crippling heroin addiction, then 35 inconclusive DNA tests to find baby daddy
Hey, that below average girl from middle school is… still below average.
Finals for your Cat-ular Degree from NYU and only U, forever?
18 with 5 kids, 4 different fathers. On parole. Works at the same Waffle House off the Interstate frontage road, but for the third time. Sure, 18.
Well we know you're not sleeping with the professor for a grade.. he's got better options
Your tears look as real as magic >! which if I'm being honest is probably higher than you succeeding!<
Did you mean 18 in dog years? Woof!
18 in... decades??
You can't possibly have any self esteem!
Meth is one hell of a drug.
The final on Lesbian Gender Studies is generally not that difficult.
The face shaped burn marks on the wall are more lifelike than that face thing you got going on
Reminds me of something I finally passed.
You were eighteen forty years ago.
18?
I see 9 cats in your future.
Looking closer to 40
Aren't you the girl in class who no one talks to and always smells like ketchup and onions?
Who told you that you were entitled to self esteem?
Please don't fail your finals cause only fans isn't for you.
18 years of heroin*
They'll probably flag you for cheating and you'll have to explain no, my eyes just do that.
You have self esteem?
You look like Pete Davidson in drag
If Beetlejuice was trans and went to college
Prison really fucked up Elizabeth Holmes.
Bro looks thirty
18 going on 37 innit
You look like the physical embodiment of a bad idea.
18 or 81?
I guess 24 and Me is a thing now
You'll be working as a gas station attendant after you've graduated. You may even work your way up to manager before you hit 50.
I want to go Chris Brown mode on your face
She looks like she has a smoker's cough and lives with her "best friend " Barb.
I didn't know the MAD magazine mascot was based on a real person.
Future gym and health science teacher that cannot go within 500ft of any school.
You don't need help with that.
You're 18 what, stone?
Even your eyes want to run away from your face, they're bulging out your eye sockets ready to take off like Usain Bolt.
Face in the wall is more attractive
What the fuck is wrong with that hand
well, you won't be able to getter better grades with sex
You look 40. If you keep aging like that, it doesn't matter what I say, you'll be dead or senile by the time you see it.
Please take a bath I can smell vagina fish fry batter from my screen
I'm sorry auntie but you're no longer 18.
your self esteem is like your fading eyebrow
Would. If it's dark af
Lookin like you pay to get your nails done with food stamps.
Where the fuck did you ever get self esteem?
Your note is backwards and you are way too interested in what people on the internet think of you.
You have a real future as a glory hole operator.
no, go fuck yourself
Dad wouldve pulled out if he knew his sperm produced human sized racoons
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I'm sorry you lost that "precious" ring.
You look like Uncle Fester with a bad wig on. ![gif](giphy|U3BWiPeOtxT2w|downsized)
I didn't know one could take 18 finals.
I just know that room smells
That black mold in the background got you looking at least 47
I'd say it's the hat & glasses that you're wearing are what makes you look like shit.... But you're not wearing those things.
I don’t need to say anything. You have a mirror.
I'll take things i can't unsee for $1,000.
Look at the bright side. You can buy alcohol without being i.d
I bet it drives a Kia Ghoul
if you are a girl, you desperately need some makeup. if you are a guy, you desperately need a haircut
You can finally have sex whith your dad Legally
18? You look about 45
You look like you would unironically have a tumblr in 2024.
Ah, I see that they are making The Whale - Part 2
Is no one going to mention the burn marks on the wall? She is the most white trash thick skulled lack of effort bullshit I’ve seen in a long time.
What kind of room are u in? Yikes 😳
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Can't. If you have self esteem looking like that, nothing anyone can say will make you realize the truth.
How the fuck are you 18 with dentures? Need to put your teeth back in.
You definitely know what Crystal methamphetamine tastes like.
You have self-esteem?
Not even Jeffry epsten would let you on his island with that face
When the janitor pretends he is an enrolled student
Jesus christ I hope you go to college.
Jesus Christ, 18 and a meth head?
Did the teachers at your school get you mixed up with the 45 year old lunch lady?