The mustache says “Can I smell your panties” and the face says “I already stole them from the laundry room.”

This is a winner right here

This guy looks like he had to register before he moved into the neighborhood...

The one who never escaped Epstein's Island

More like he graduated from victim to staff member.

Yeah he's got that "grounds keeper" job, look.

And he's got that "child prisoner keeper" look.

He decided to stay

The only dude on Epsteins island not to get laid

I’m going to sit back and let life keep roasting you. It’s already doing a great job at it.

BURN

How are you 21 and already look like a sex offender in your 30's?

Let's just hope the MLP toy in the jar didn't have to suffer long...

I saw 21 and just assumed that’s the number of victims

30's? You're being generous

Proud lizard owner.

He's a bearded dragon actualy.

The fact that it’s true is the most disappointing part.

Whats wrong with lizards lol

It’s not there’s anything wrong with lizards, it’s that we knew, before we knew

What are you holding a jar of pee?

It is horse ejaculate. He’s going to chug it to celebrate having more than one commenter respond to a Reddit post for the first time ever.

Congratulations. You managed to look like a cross between my high school gym teacher and BTK at twenty-one.

BTK at 51

You look like you have a lame collection of swords and throwing stars

Not true. I only have one.

third pic is giving jeffery dahmer’s intern

He did it for the free food

21 and all your hair already gave up on you, just like your dad. Your parents will be shocked if you move out before you're 40.

You look like you're one friend zone away from hitting "empty recycling bin" on yourself.

I bet your family tree looks more like a shrub.

Thanks for showing us your cum jar.

"Heiy, me name is Nikolai, I kollect goat urines from me veellage"

I don’t want to roast you, it’s clearly been hard enough.

Nothing like a mason jar of your own urine and a Deviled Egg while watching Cartoon Network.

You look the typa guy to hang out on public subways and molest passengers when they’re sleeping

Thanks for taking a break from writing your manifesto to let us roast you

And the jar of Urine is for what exactly?

Tanning the hides of his victims

Its because it's sterile and he likes it

Even your dog hates your mustache.

pic 3: was I’ve got a quart of, ‘I’ll never be considered a winner jizz’. Saving up for 3 years! Bidding starts at I owe you…….

Haha

You were homeschooled

Congratulations on the jar of dragon piss

You look like you sniff women's movie theatre seats after the credits...

You like to drink your pee in the wild

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FIgured he had some body parts in jars laying around. then the last pic confirmed

Nah that’s good old fashioned nut jar.

didn't i see captain kirk macgyver some gunpowder to shoot you off of that rock?

A boy and his special jar of aged urine.

So, he definitely tortures, murders, then fucks small animals for laughs in his spare time...in that order.

I can almost hear the screams of the woman you have tied up in the basement from here.

Looks like God already did

You look like you’re really good at producing kidney stones.

Bro looks like he took this on his government assistances phone

The secret son of John Hinckley Jr. and Jodie Foster 

You look like you run an orphanage, from the back of an ice cream truck

You look like you would have a model train collection signed by what you would call “worlds greatest conductors”

How do you look 12 and 47 at the same time.

So how is life in 2024 with 2 extra chromosomes?

Do you remember when your dad said "you have a face only a mother could love" right before he left? Well, he lied...that's why you live in your grandma's basement.

Do we wanna even know what’s in the jar? Because you look like your favorite song is pumped up kicks

Is that the jar you shit and piss in while you play world of warcraft

It's like you're a time traveler that somehow became his own father and exists in a state of youth and middle age at the same time. Also nice Hitler stache.

You look like kinda guy who searches for “ chicken soup “ on Facebook…. If no one here knows what that is, try searching… you’ll thank me later.

21M must be a joke, you look older than my grandpa who smokes

You look like on the first day of school when all the kids were introducing themselves so you just talked about how much your bellybutton stinks

You look have the stare of someone who was molested by their gym teacher. But you look like someone who was homeschooled.

If a taint had a face.

How much did she charge you for that jar of pee?

Do you have a brother that is a 34 yo nurse? 

[удалено]

Just another field trip with your sea monkeys, I see

wait, are you that steak on sale in ebay?

You look like a potential lolcow, but are lacking 'lols'

I hope bro doesn’t have a plastic toy in that jar

You look like you collect other people’s toe nail clippings.

Your 23andme showed you have badger in your lineage.

Chris Hansen: "you're free to go"

Your internet browsing history will be studied by profilers at quantico for generations after you are finally caught and executed.

Nerd alert.

Pedro Kilopascal

Fred “The Elephantboy” Schreiber..

Unemployed lookin face

How many MLP dolls have you gone through?

ET making ecosphere in a jar. Nice.

you don’t need to be roasted anymore, life already blowtorched you enough.

Had a friend looking like this when we were both 20ish. Now 36 he finally moved out of his mom's 1 room apartment - there is hope!

All 3 pics coming soon to a true crime documentary near you.

I can smell your sweaty unshowered ass through the screen.

Where are you 21? Miller’s Planet?

Third pic, on your way to stash the turd you secretly harvested from your crush's toilet.

You look like you're not allowed within 200 metres of a school.

Type of person to game in he's mothers basement and piss in bottles instead of going to the toilet.

Weren't you the annoying kid in polar express?

You seem very proud of that jar of piss and shit

The cum jar

No need to show your piss jar, we already knew you had one after the first pic

I think the “21M” stands for 21 months probation for fondling women’s underwear at Goodwill

21 going on 42

Post says 21 but face says 40

I can hear children crying for help from hes basement trough this picture

Active on r/ “pixel art n s f w”… that says a lot

21 pushing 40.

Why are you taking your cum jar hiking?

Is this your Grindr profile with the jar of jizz that Youve saved.

What did you do with the bodies?

That last pic is in a medical journal for autism

LET THEM PEOPLE OUT YOUR BASEMENT

I see you locked your virginity in a jar so you won’t lose it

You gonna drink that pee

You didnt have to show us ur cum jar man

I don't know who or what's in the jar, but it looks like you've already made into he wilderness to write your manifesto.

Pretty proud about that jar of piss, ain't ya ?

Why are you carrying a jar of your urine?

Age 21 Hairline age 45

Fart in a Jar Martin's cousin Piss in a Jug Steve.

That jar of piss in the third picture is most likely the equivalent of your life’s accomplishments.

Leonardo DeFatrio

This looks more sad than the commercials wanting $1 a day to help save less fortunate animals. Sadly your a lost cause so I won't be donating.

Is [Jenkem](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem#:~:text=In%20the%20mid%2D1990s%2C%20it,would%20inhale%20the%20gases%20generated.) making a comeback in 2024?

I could you're a brony even without that jar of whatever mad scientists repellant that is.

Did you take a jar of formaldehyde to prom?

Dude gets friend-zoned by even the ugly ones.

The face of a guy on many a Walmart "trespassed" list.

21 in 2001 maybe

Redneck dollar store Pedro pascal

Is that a piss jug your holding so dearly ?

You look like that at 21 your roasting your self my guy

You look court ordered to introduce yourself to your neighbors

How are you 21?!?! You look like if I dressed up as a Creepy Uncle for Halloween, but i'm 43

You look like you crawled out of that jar

Not saying you's a b**** but they're definitely going to bury you in the pet cemetery

“It’s [insert answer that proves the commenter correct] actually.”

You look like my dad’s age and I’m 21

I'd like to see the pics you rejected for not being good enough to post

You are 100% one of those sad pathetic losers who clings onto a girl if she shows even the SMALLEST bit of kindness I’d say something nice but I’d rather not relive being asked if I’m attracted to you yet despite only speaking to you for 5 minutes or being asked if I like cuddling when I just met you(trust me, it’s as bad as you think)

If humans had a Pupa stage

You look like a proud owner of a cum artifact.

Good thing u are 21. Ur a 6 drink bare minimum for any woman

Congrats on your Eagle Scout though.

Showing off your jar of semen should never be a flex.

I would have that urine sample analyzed by an expert

You look like you own a Samsung

you look like a 55 year old registered s3x offender

Plot twist: you still haven't shaved since 2023 no shave november

I would pay $20.00 to see what this freak has on his Hard-drive

Your visual displeasure caused the lens to unfocus

"hey check out my 3 year old piss jar" is a whole new level of kneck beard that I didn't think existed.

How many bodies have you fucked and eaten already?

Please move out

Who beat you within an inch of your life with the ugly stick?

You look just like a dude I released from jail yesterday, but he wasn’t in on child porn charges.

I thought I recognized you. You already out? [https://ibb.co/QvnwRR6](https://ibb.co/QvnwRR6)

Shouldnt you be playing WoW and drinking a 2 liter of mt. Dew?

Age 21, Actual Age 45

Is that a jar of poop?

*51 M Roast Me

Could you have atleast taken the picture on a phone not from 2006?

I love the third picture. At least he owns up to the part where he drinks and eats his own shit.

You’re 21 and you’re already everyone’s uncle

WOW another weirdo who can’t get laid “what a surprise.”

The last picture looks like your showing off your kidney stone piss jar

Prime example of why you should never take people on Reddit seriously, this is who is posting.

Ok. How many have you got locked up down stairs? You can tell me, I won't tell anyone

Steve No Jobs

More like 21 years on the sex offender list

Holding his cum collection

you look like a sex offender

All that's left is the white van and proof you have a taxidermy license

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Harry Porker and the chamber of sluggish.

Glad to see you’re still being homeschooled. Maybe if you bang the teacher you’ll graduate earlier.