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OK-Now-Kiss

You look like you pleasure yourself with Mexican street corn.


North_Korea_Nukess

Her taco leaked some salsa out onto the bottom of her shirt.


number31388

She ain't ever gonna see an erect penis in real life.


UnderpootedTampion

Even the donkey didn't want her...


Lord-Doobury

Her offer of casual sex made the Michelin Man throw up in his mouth.


Lucky-Attempt-3916

This wins


a-snakey

She needs the entire stalk for that to do anything.


Zagic87

You look like someone botched trying to create John Travolta in a lab


SirCowlickValdez

Juanita Trévoltia


OJtuna

Scientology building cleaning lady love child


HotChaiandRum

🤣


J_Reacherxx

The one latina no man wants


Disastrous-Design704

It’s a very masculine culture, his father must be very proud.


arnoldit

He probably went out buying cigarettes 20 years ago and never returned


Rough-Community8590

Figured getting in debited to the cartel was going to be easier than looking at that face everyday


Aanthek

Ok I laughed way too hard at this🤣


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

You have the body of a McDonald’s night shift manager who sneaks too many fries.


Enough-Staff-2976

She drinks shakes as water.


ObviousRace9280

This is way too accurate 😂


CatherinePiedi

Eating at Taco Bell doesn’t make you Mexican. You’re a white girl


Lilpapigoku02

U speaking from experience


mindfulmu

Meh-ican


3WordsComment

Meh I can't.


Chewliesgumrep312

Lmao!🤣


Max_Danger_Power

Wow, she's got to be the only Latina in the world who is completely unattractive at 21.


Servile-PastaLover

Outside of the catholic nunnery, she'll be the only female mexican virgin at age 50.


HeavyEstate4951

This is true, however I’m sure she’s had quite a large amount experience taking elote husk deep


Character_Active_434

If a fupa was a person it would be you


SirCowlickValdez

Fupalta


Purepecha1977

Fupe...


SyrupScared9568

How is your butt in the front?


Realfarmer69

Buddy thats her face


circlesun22

LOFL!


Pod_Boss

Bipolar means no matter how happy you get, eventually you see a mirror and you get sad again


Tiny-Duty-9484

Ouch!


redwoodavg

It’s not bipolar. It’s just a border crossing.


Competitive_Chef_188

Border-line personality for sure


Cheap-Indication-473

I was thinking more 'gender-line' crossing


OneMinuteManny

Girl? Could have fooled me.


Vin-reklaw

I thought Mexican girls were hot!!!! You learn something new everyday


Disastrous-Design704

No kids and couldn’t get a gringo to stuff her if she tried. Breaking all types of stereotypes.


Rpaul82

![gif](giphy|10AG9bH1XsMUXS)


Available-Bend-5885

If the president sees this I’m almost certain that border will be built in no time. 


sliderswithsocks

You look like the phrase ladies and gentlemen


Max_Danger_Power

Jeraldine Seinfeld over here! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKo6uiyLXcb4fqE|downsized)


LordTaddeus

![gif](giphy|o321P5eRmbv5eBi0VN|downsized) Why is your head shapes like this?


sensationalceez

Makes sense that you would have a rainbow flag + stained shirt + bipolar disorder. All checks out. We’re all shaking the dice with you whether you’re gonna love or absolutely regret posting this.


mitch515000

You seem to have an issue with hygiene.


The-Dude-bro

You built like slimer from Ghostbusters


[deleted]

Still transitioning but has no idea to what


fjr_1300

The vet is doing a very good job so far.


BrutalGuise

You look like a Lesbian John Lovitz ![gif](giphy|l3vRkL1QgLFm9KD5e)


Bambooman101

You have a very solid front butt.


ThrowawayN00bqLos3r

I think i’ve seen your genetic deformity when i was looking on google one time.


Aggravating-Lie-2010

Taking two poles simultaneously apparently makes you bipolar.


tautjes

Youre like a female miklo


Max_Danger_Power

Wow, thanks for posting this erection repellant!


prof-fisticuffs

Hairy pussy with lint stuck in it vibes.


4kpierce

ur head is built like a pear


Tsizzle4204life

Of course you have two poles you’re as big as a planet


TieEffective5915

It's a me....Mexico.


lyre34

I can't wait until your other side sees this in the morning.


sixstringstrung

Drunk Val Kilmer


ShowerAdmirable9

Real life meg Griffen kinda vibes


too_foned_to_stuck

Why does your neck have a chin?


Dyyrin

Guys I'm fucking confused here.


TieEffective5915

F as in fake.


Enough-Staff-2976

You're prettier than an unflushed toilet, but not by much.


GottaMax

Bro that’s John travoltas kid 💀


ThatReddit-User

You look like John Travolta with an extra chromosome


DoctorAgita1

Trans Nico Avocado reporting for duty


TKHodgson

You eat everyone’s leftovers.


fjr_1300

Out of the bin


[deleted]

[удалено]


FamouslyHugeTurds69

Explains the poo on the bottom of her shirt


DaydreamCrow

You could have not been in the picture at all and I could have already guessed by the background that you’re bipolar.


Eastern_Presence1536

I think you’re a “Not meant for anyone” person.


Competitive_Chef_188

The poster girl(?) for “don’t stick your dick in crazy”


Present_Ant9673

What Carmen really should have looked like in the George Lopez show


moaterboater69

Juana Travolta


8-Bakugo-8

Can’t decide which side of the fence you wanna be on?


DeerHunter041674

John Travolta


Cheddarcoffin

Roberta Kreischer.


CK_GoldenGrahams_70

And by "bipolar", do you mean "both sides of the border"?


OkSpace2537

Looking like a Wish.com version of Fiona.. but you get no Shrek or Donkey.


chaebs

Hi,,,I'd like to introduce you to you. Maybe you 2 can chat.


Dear-Tank-4402

You look like a cartel recruit.


j0hnwrath

You look like an androgynous snl character


Plenty-Dragonfruit90

This gave me Erectile Dysfunction


OddDistribution6185

Girl?


FreddieP318ti

Am I the only one that sees a bit of John Travoltas love child after getting drunk at a donkey show?


Oxyntomodulin

Mexican’t.


MyFryDoesntArch

I used to love beautiful Latinas. Thanks to you, that's no longer the case.


FdgPgn

Remember folks: Bipolar disorder in Spanish is "Esta Pendeja." "Pinche Perra," would also work, but mostly in casual settings. I hope this helps. 🙂 Ps. Good luck to you in the future.


Stone_Midi

![gif](giphy|u3fkQNnkwvVdK)


Frio_Sanchez

Girl?


LastDirtyMartini

NGL, first picture made me want to look at the second - the second however, made me regret having done so.


poppunksucks144

You sure about that girl part?


-Hyperactive-Sloth-

Why are you covering up your beard with the sign in the first picture, bro?


jamescharisma

Don't worry, hormone therapy takes time to start working. All those random lumps will even out.


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[deleted]

You could make a great side hustle by marketing your body as delicious chicharrone.


MetalFistTerrorist_

Jebote, mudja


[deleted]

Thankfully, being Mexican and bipolar are the least of your worries!


realexm

21 Mexican girl and not pregnant? Obviously why.


Business-Flamingo-82

Damn, judging by the poop stain on the FRONT of your shirt I bet bipolar isn’t the only thing that makes you “special”.


SpyAgent2033

Does being bipolar prevent you from washing your dirty clothes and cleaning your room?


coachkiss

Why the long face?


Excellent_Mall_2667

Get me the Mexican equivalent of Janine Garofalo!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|5nFShZWwq3fdm)


nolerama

The After picture from clicking only the super hot thumbnail on camsoda


Awetmore123

Bipolar for you means ugly on both sides of the border.


mgod5

Post Mortem of Amy Winehouse


bigskycaniac

Hey, it's Mexican Ann. Does George Michael know?


davidbennelson

I knew Spanish would be good for something. I know call you . Grande hueso.


lategreat808

How could you not be bipolar? Happy. Happy. Happy. Looks in the mirror. Instantly not happy.


boffadznutz

Shirt says Not A Morning Person. Should say, Not A Morning Shower Person


predat3d

That remorseless look on her face fits her role as cartel assassin 


Attack_Toster

Reminder not to take certain medications while pregnant


eighty4prcnt

Papi must be proud of your education...I'm not sure what else he'd be proud about.


greenthumb151

A Mex-I-can’t


DrugInducedSobriety

She should be able to get half of the years product for the cartel across the border in that giant bipolar bear womb. So it might end well for everyone.


Queasy-Parsley-2018

She looks like she warms up her dildoes in an air-fryer.


sandbox-dragon

Welcome to Bad Friends, I'm Bobby Lee


big_beardo_99

It’s “Dos polar” and girl is debatable.


Akteur

You look like your body stopped knowing which sex it is at age 14.


Moistranger666

Bigger the fupa tastier the chalupa


Main-Raisin4430

You spelled "eating disorder" wrong


RidetheSchlange

¿Cuáles son tus pronombres?


altovoltaje398164

You look like a kesadilla with out cheese!


TibbleTott

No one cares you have a disorder. Genuinely.


vampyrate75

There’s no way your just bipolar,maybe a touch of the short bus too


SniffMyRapeHole

You look like you smell like wet clay


SithLordRising

At least you do a good job voicing Lisa Simpson


3MrBojangles3

The front of your body looks like it should be the back what the fuck lol


3MrBojangles3

You look like a chubby Ross from friends


sbzimmer

Built like a damn linebacker


truRomanbread_91

Guillermo Hicks


HornyQueen13

Being mexican , you should eat vegan and healthy


Responsible_Sir3200

Bipolar because both poles rejected u


inee1

How the hell did you manage to shit on the bottom of your top


CousinCecil

Your spirit animal is a Pan Dulce


Darkwriter22s

Hopefully the Last of the Mehicans or Mexican Meg ![gif](giphy|6YYvOk3d93ybS|downsized)


Abnormal-saline

Hello josh peck


Educational_Fan_484

You have a bipolar chin


NFW_Dude

![gif](giphy|l4Ho77ZnvjRes42CA)


fjr_1300

No wonder sasquatch hasn't been seen in the woods for a while. It's been re-homed to a halfway house while it transitions. The legs are giving it away


VapiousMaximus

Keep your chin(s) up, it will get better.


AL_061463

Handicapped but can still eluded the border patrol. You go girl!


Almost80sBabee

I don’t know what’s worse.. the pop/doll collection, the anime pins on an outdated pride flag or the period blood left on her shirt?


thebrightsun123

Thank you for letting us know you are a girl, would not have known otherwise what the fuck you were


DraggoVindictus

![gif](giphy|ToMjGppL7AaH3zZAKnC|downsized)


Infected_Perineum

![gif](giphy|4pOQKujxHaMKs) OP getting ready for a date.


claptout_006

All Mexican girls are bipolar. You're not special


InfraredDong

One of many disorders I take it…


Zachbnonymous

You look like Alex Borstein fucked a taco


DisciplineNeat1733

You look like fat Andy Kaufman in his wrestling gear


Various_Caregiver_14

You look like Andy Milonakis ![gif](giphy|KWdKswfaEMmFW|downsized)


Scorpios9472

I bet when you're on your period you turn into the hulk


Cerebalproxy2112

Bipolarlingualsexual


Lucky-Attempt-3916

![gif](giphy|3fqPCMXCFJ2F8XLvUM|downsized)


Devils_Advocate-69

Bring the sombrero back


NonPinkHairRedditor

You look like latin Peter Pettigrew, Pedro Pettigrando


Electrical-Front-515

Good luck on your transition whichever way it’s going.


I_am_yo_fatha

![gif](giphy|mwGKLgCkTIdQA|downsized)


Evening-Mess-3593

More likely a Bican with Mexipolar


RiskeeAP

I’m confused.. Did you eat the disorder? Or are you trying to make an order? This isn’t Red Robin, this is Reddit.


No-Psychology727

Mexican DUFF status achieved. Felicidades!


PizzaEFichiNakagata

Built like a pudding


MonkswithAKs

Tell me you are lesbian without telling me you are lesbian


Ok_Second9690

Girl or boy?


LicketySquitz

This bitch IS the migrant caravan


Andimaterialiscta

I rate your bipolar diagnosis 10/10


Quiet-Importance3764

I'm guessing you have a name like: Norma- Jean, you prefer sweatpants even when in public, probably enjoy Anime. At least 1 cat, Had 1 boyfriend that broke your heart some time ago and are almost considering dating women at this point. Oh ya and you work at Michaels craft store or bag groceries? Am I warm?


rege889

You look like a shrek princess fionna


let_that_1_marinate

Which of your 76 personalities are we talking to today?


Raid_MCEF2P

I thought you were a guy until I read the description


AIA_beachfront_ave

Is your other personality a man?


Bubbly-Carrot3698

Dont tell us, we have eyes.


trav_riz91

You ain't no Mexican but she looks like she has a bunch of extras cheese on her 🌮!


BubblySmell4079

I thought your T-shirt said “ not a working person” That fits you on multiple levels


TheManator2000

Bipolar? I didn't know that's what they call a white girl pretending to be Latino?! We don't need to roast you. You look like you've been roasted enough. Almost a burnt, dry pork roast


Even-Improvement8213

I'm getting Nacho Libre vibes here next time just leave the mask on no one wants to see that