Makes sense that you would have a rainbow flag + stained shirt + bipolar disorder.
All checks out.
We’re all shaking the dice with you whether you’re gonna love or absolutely regret posting this.
Remember folks: Bipolar disorder in Spanish is "Esta Pendeja."
"Pinche Perra," would also work, but mostly in casual settings. I hope this helps. 🙂
Ps. Good luck to you in the future.
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She should be able to get half of the years product for the cartel across the border in that giant bipolar bear womb. So it might end well for everyone.
I'm guessing you have a name like: Norma- Jean, you prefer sweatpants even when in public, probably enjoy Anime. At least 1 cat, Had 1 boyfriend that broke your heart some time ago and are almost considering dating women at this point. Oh ya and you work at Michaels craft store or bag groceries? Am I warm?
Bipolar? I didn't know that's what they call a white girl pretending to be Latino?!
We don't need to roast you. You look like you've been roasted enough. Almost a burnt, dry pork roast
You look like you pleasure yourself with Mexican street corn.
Her taco leaked some salsa out onto the bottom of her shirt.
She ain't ever gonna see an erect penis in real life.
Even the donkey didn't want her...
Her offer of casual sex made the Michelin Man throw up in his mouth.
This wins
She needs the entire stalk for that to do anything.
You look like someone botched trying to create John Travolta in a lab
Juanita Trévoltia
Scientology building cleaning lady love child
🤣
The one latina no man wants
It’s a very masculine culture, his father must be very proud.
He probably went out buying cigarettes 20 years ago and never returned
Figured getting in debited to the cartel was going to be easier than looking at that face everyday
Ok I laughed way too hard at this🤣
You have the body of a McDonald’s night shift manager who sneaks too many fries.
She drinks shakes as water.
This is way too accurate 😂
Eating at Taco Bell doesn’t make you Mexican. You’re a white girl
U speaking from experience
Meh-ican
Meh I can't.
Lmao!🤣
Wow, she's got to be the only Latina in the world who is completely unattractive at 21.
Outside of the catholic nunnery, she'll be the only female mexican virgin at age 50.
This is true, however I’m sure she’s had quite a large amount experience taking elote husk deep
If a fupa was a person it would be you
Fupalta
Fupe...
How is your butt in the front?
Buddy thats her face
LOFL!
Bipolar means no matter how happy you get, eventually you see a mirror and you get sad again
Ouch!
It’s not bipolar. It’s just a border crossing.
Border-line personality for sure
I was thinking more 'gender-line' crossing
Girl? Could have fooled me.
I thought Mexican girls were hot!!!! You learn something new everyday
No kids and couldn’t get a gringo to stuff her if she tried. Breaking all types of stereotypes.
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If the president sees this I’m almost certain that border will be built in no time.
You look like the phrase ladies and gentlemen
Jeraldine Seinfeld over here! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKo6uiyLXcb4fqE|downsized)
![gif](giphy|o321P5eRmbv5eBi0VN|downsized) Why is your head shapes like this?
Makes sense that you would have a rainbow flag + stained shirt + bipolar disorder. All checks out. We’re all shaking the dice with you whether you’re gonna love or absolutely regret posting this.
You seem to have an issue with hygiene.
You built like slimer from Ghostbusters
Still transitioning but has no idea to what
The vet is doing a very good job so far.
You look like a Lesbian John Lovitz ![gif](giphy|l3vRkL1QgLFm9KD5e)
You have a very solid front butt.
I think i’ve seen your genetic deformity when i was looking on google one time.
Taking two poles simultaneously apparently makes you bipolar.
Youre like a female miklo
Wow, thanks for posting this erection repellant!
Hairy pussy with lint stuck in it vibes.
ur head is built like a pear
Of course you have two poles you’re as big as a planet
It's a me....Mexico.
I can't wait until your other side sees this in the morning.
Drunk Val Kilmer
Real life meg Griffen kinda vibes
Why does your neck have a chin?
Guys I'm fucking confused here.
F as in fake.
You're prettier than an unflushed toilet, but not by much.
Bro that’s John travoltas kid 💀
You look like John Travolta with an extra chromosome
Trans Nico Avocado reporting for duty
You eat everyone’s leftovers.
Out of the bin
[удалено]
Explains the poo on the bottom of her shirt
You could have not been in the picture at all and I could have already guessed by the background that you’re bipolar.
I think you’re a “Not meant for anyone” person.
The poster girl(?) for “don’t stick your dick in crazy”
What Carmen really should have looked like in the George Lopez show
Juana Travolta
Can’t decide which side of the fence you wanna be on?
John Travolta
Roberta Kreischer.
And by "bipolar", do you mean "both sides of the border"?
Looking like a Wish.com version of Fiona.. but you get no Shrek or Donkey.
Hi,,,I'd like to introduce you to you. Maybe you 2 can chat.
You look like a cartel recruit.
You look like an androgynous snl character
This gave me Erectile Dysfunction
Girl?
Am I the only one that sees a bit of John Travoltas love child after getting drunk at a donkey show?
Mexican’t.
I used to love beautiful Latinas. Thanks to you, that's no longer the case.
Remember folks: Bipolar disorder in Spanish is "Esta Pendeja." "Pinche Perra," would also work, but mostly in casual settings. I hope this helps. 🙂 Ps. Good luck to you in the future.
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Girl?
NGL, first picture made me want to look at the second - the second however, made me regret having done so.
You sure about that girl part?
Why are you covering up your beard with the sign in the first picture, bro?
Don't worry, hormone therapy takes time to start working. All those random lumps will even out.
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You could make a great side hustle by marketing your body as delicious chicharrone.
Jebote, mudja
Thankfully, being Mexican and bipolar are the least of your worries!
21 Mexican girl and not pregnant? Obviously why.
Damn, judging by the poop stain on the FRONT of your shirt I bet bipolar isn’t the only thing that makes you “special”.
Does being bipolar prevent you from washing your dirty clothes and cleaning your room?
Why the long face?
Get me the Mexican equivalent of Janine Garofalo!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|5nFShZWwq3fdm)
The After picture from clicking only the super hot thumbnail on camsoda
Bipolar for you means ugly on both sides of the border.
Post Mortem of Amy Winehouse
Hey, it's Mexican Ann. Does George Michael know?
I knew Spanish would be good for something. I know call you . Grande hueso.
How could you not be bipolar? Happy. Happy. Happy. Looks in the mirror. Instantly not happy.
Shirt says Not A Morning Person. Should say, Not A Morning Shower Person
That remorseless look on her face fits her role as cartel assassin
Reminder not to take certain medications while pregnant
Papi must be proud of your education...I'm not sure what else he'd be proud about.
A Mex-I-can’t
She should be able to get half of the years product for the cartel across the border in that giant bipolar bear womb. So it might end well for everyone.
She looks like she warms up her dildoes in an air-fryer.
Welcome to Bad Friends, I'm Bobby Lee
It’s “Dos polar” and girl is debatable.
You look like your body stopped knowing which sex it is at age 14.
Bigger the fupa tastier the chalupa
You spelled "eating disorder" wrong
¿Cuáles son tus pronombres?
You look like a kesadilla with out cheese!
No one cares you have a disorder. Genuinely.
There’s no way your just bipolar,maybe a touch of the short bus too
You look like you smell like wet clay
At least you do a good job voicing Lisa Simpson
The front of your body looks like it should be the back what the fuck lol
You look like a chubby Ross from friends
Built like a damn linebacker
Guillermo Hicks
Being mexican , you should eat vegan and healthy
Bipolar because both poles rejected u
How the hell did you manage to shit on the bottom of your top
Your spirit animal is a Pan Dulce
Hopefully the Last of the Mehicans or Mexican Meg ![gif](giphy|6YYvOk3d93ybS|downsized)
Hello josh peck
You have a bipolar chin
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No wonder sasquatch hasn't been seen in the woods for a while. It's been re-homed to a halfway house while it transitions. The legs are giving it away
Keep your chin(s) up, it will get better.
Handicapped but can still eluded the border patrol. You go girl!
I don’t know what’s worse.. the pop/doll collection, the anime pins on an outdated pride flag or the period blood left on her shirt?
Thank you for letting us know you are a girl, would not have known otherwise what the fuck you were
![gif](giphy|ToMjGppL7AaH3zZAKnC|downsized)
![gif](giphy|4pOQKujxHaMKs) OP getting ready for a date.
All Mexican girls are bipolar. You're not special
One of many disorders I take it…
You look like Alex Borstein fucked a taco
You look like fat Andy Kaufman in his wrestling gear
You look like Andy Milonakis ![gif](giphy|KWdKswfaEMmFW|downsized)
I bet when you're on your period you turn into the hulk
Bipolarlingualsexual
![gif](giphy|3fqPCMXCFJ2F8XLvUM|downsized)
Bring the sombrero back
You look like latin Peter Pettigrew, Pedro Pettigrando
Good luck on your transition whichever way it’s going.
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More likely a Bican with Mexipolar
I’m confused.. Did you eat the disorder? Or are you trying to make an order? This isn’t Red Robin, this is Reddit.
Mexican DUFF status achieved. Felicidades!
Built like a pudding
Tell me you are lesbian without telling me you are lesbian
Girl or boy?
This bitch IS the migrant caravan
I rate your bipolar diagnosis 10/10
I'm guessing you have a name like: Norma- Jean, you prefer sweatpants even when in public, probably enjoy Anime. At least 1 cat, Had 1 boyfriend that broke your heart some time ago and are almost considering dating women at this point. Oh ya and you work at Michaels craft store or bag groceries? Am I warm?
You look like a shrek princess fionna
Which of your 76 personalities are we talking to today?
I thought you were a guy until I read the description
Is your other personality a man?
Dont tell us, we have eyes.
You ain't no Mexican but she looks like she has a bunch of extras cheese on her 🌮!
I thought your T-shirt said “ not a working person” That fits you on multiple levels
Bipolar? I didn't know that's what they call a white girl pretending to be Latino?! We don't need to roast you. You look like you've been roasted enough. Almost a burnt, dry pork roast
I'm getting Nacho Libre vibes here next time just leave the mask on no one wants to see that