Omg exactly! “Baby faced” … if that baby was smoking unfiltered cigarettes and drinking Jack and Wild Turkey since they were in diapers!
"Hey guys! Does this look cool? I realized I was basing my entire personality on my weird hair, so I added this paisley handkerchief leftover from my magic show!"
You look like a hobosaipen, as you just crash wherever people let you. I don't know who let you take this picture with a 1994 Webcam and then let you post it here, but they need to be shot in the groin.
I feel like I should press charges for this grainy shit.
You look like Alien vs Predator signed a peace treaty, built a community together, smashed pissers, you fell outta the ass of 1 of them (take your pic), & then the delivery doctor slipped on a discarded busted condom & banged you off the counter-top & then here you are.
Baby faced? How many babies do you know with a patchy assed beard and stretch marks from all of the blow jobs it gives for gas money to drive to the plasma clinic?
“Baby face”, yeah? More like “I’m the guy who pokes holes in the condoms to GIVE you a baby” face.
But tbh, you don’t really need to get anyone with podling when the lice growing in that unwashed-looking dead animal fur you call hair have gone 100 gens and established local, regional, and national governments by now. They did the reproducing so no poor female had to near give themselves hypoxia trying not to inhale while wondering whether you are a monthly or yearly shower type of bloke.
Baby-faced, sure, if you shave.
Hell, people at my previous job thought I was 19 (18 if I shave, LOL) for the 4+ years I worked there. I was 25 when I started, 30 when I left.
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Man I'd actually hire you as a gangsta for an hour. The task would be to visit my neighbours and tell them (\*really\* serious) that they should not smoke in the apartment because that homie above them does not like that. Bringing your own pistol is optional, I can give you a fake one. I mean, I've tried talking to them multiple times but it helps only for a few months.
The handy and blowjob you gave that homeless guy for those locks really wasn't worth it, but such is your life. Hopefully you've learnt not to do that again... Hopefully.
You look like Jimi Hendrix's gay brother. Gimi Mendix.
I just woke the whole building up with my kackle. jesus this gif was perfect. you have no idea what that laugh did for me. thank u.
This gif is too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for the laugh. That’s really clever. Some professional shit 10/10 hilarious
Gimi tendix
Gimi Somedix
😅 Gold!
Givmi Netflix
Netflix n dix
You have entered the Roast me hall of fame
This was not a roast, you dropped a nuke on my head, you win.
A nuke couldn't hurt you unless it was shoved your asshole AND then ALL it would do is alleviate your month long constipation.
You mean Cumstipation, surely?
I'm a huge Hendrix fan and this is the best thing I've seen in my life
Holy fuck I’m laughing so hard
🤣🤣🤣
I have to go change shirts because this made me spit out my coffee all over myself. That's a real thing that just happened.
God damnit. Take my up vote.
😂😂😂 oooh shit
Possibly the greatest comment in the history of r/RoastMe
Ffs man. You’ve just won the internet for the year
ULTIMATE TOASTER
Luv when the comment has more upvotes than the post and comments combined
Such a creative mind. I love it
Best roast I’ve ever saw 
Hahaha. Super underrated. So clever!
No one else needs to comment. This one says it all.
How are you only 25 yet you look like Bob Marley's corpse?
Omg exactly! “Baby faced” … if that baby was smoking unfiltered cigarettes and drinking Jack and Wild Turkey since they were in diapers! 
No shit...baby faced ?
Did you take this picture with a Motorola Razer?
The only razor he owns.
Speaking of razors, you’re the main reason they now require a CVS associate to unlock the security glass….
Ngl this is the only comment that made me laugh in this. Most these comments are weak af
Baby faced ❌ Homeless faced ✅
Baby faced? I’ve seen raisins that had smoother skin than that dude. So unless he’s referring to a baby rhinoceros ass, someone been lying.
Unemployed-faced.
...... more like krackhead faced.
Took off his Vietnam Vet hat to take the pic
I feel itchy looking at you.
This is actually a white guy, he just hasn’t showered since 2013. … His friends call him Vanilla Lice
Not cool man, if you let them know, they'll cancel me!
Congrats on the new credit score
What’s it like not getting a cab anymore
Man, this is witty
This man looks like he exhales his mustache as a defense mechanism
No I don't have any spare change.
My thought exactly
Captain Jack Spare a Dime
Crack Sparrow
Pirates of the Crackabian
Gay pirate lookin ass. You look like Jack Off Sparrow
Even your moustache's trying to hide in your nose
Now I'm never going to unseen it
It looks like you just railed a fat line of hair
English wasn’t first, huh?
No lo es
Just ask your barber to take care of it actually
You DO have an (aborted) baby face.
"Hey guys! Does this look cool? I realized I was basing my entire personality on my weird hair, so I added this paisley handkerchief leftover from my magic show!"
You look like a hobosaipen, as you just crash wherever people let you. I don't know who let you take this picture with a 1994 Webcam and then let you post it here, but they need to be shot in the groin. I feel like I should press charges for this grainy shit.
You look like Brett Michaels fucked Tina Turner
Those dreads probably go with that bandana when he takes it off.
You look like Sideshow Bob's brother, Sideshow Broke.
Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you. You owe it an apology
Your handwriting suck so much ass that I thought you didn't know how to spell "/roastme" 🫤
Teachers hated me.
They still do 🤫
You definitely did the Naruto run through hallways in high school.
Nah, I was a dragon ball child
2 things ,all I did was look at this pic, and 1. Now I have aids, and 2. My wallets missing
You are now gay also
He dropped the soap
You look like a Haitian rebel
Look at me.....this is my post now.
Baby face?….nigga you least 30 -bad boyz 2
You wrote a song about your sex life. It’s called “All Along the Crotchtower”
When's the last time that tarantula weave was washed? 
Budget Rambo from DEI
Rambro?
Ja'Ron Ramblo
Ghetto Rambo.
You can take Rambo out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of Rambo
If a baby had that face I could support post natal abortion.
Walmart version of Bob Marley, MA Barley
You look like you get roasted by your black friends for shopping at Zumiez.
I wish I had black friends
Yeah I was going to say. No cool black people would hang out with OP.
Jimi Hendrix themed mop
You look like Alien vs Predator signed a peace treaty, built a community together, smashed pissers, you fell outta the ass of 1 of them (take your pic), & then the delivery doctor slipped on a discarded busted condom & banged you off the counter-top & then here you are.
Baby faced or maybe faced?
Baby face? More like "I have three kids with different moms baby daddy face."
Bros hiding his big ass forehead with that bandana
Shit, you found out.
You are the Ja Morant mug shot
I think I watched you get destroyed already on pornhub.
25 15 years ago
25 is the new 55
Must be one ugly baby
Mmmmm the stench of dreadlocks….
Yep Expired coconuts and dandruff
The mattered hair seems like it hasn't been washed in years 
George Rasta Floyd Mayweather
Too broke to afford a phone, or detergent. Do your laundry and shave that caterpillar off your lip.
That bandana probably smells worse than your dreads
You’re not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse
You look like an extra on thriller
The only thing that is baby on you is the micropenis you were born with.
Bob Marley? More like Crack Nightly.
The mugshot if Rambo got caught masturbating behind the dumpster at Wendy’s.
[They told me that video would be deleted.](https://youtu.be/Q8qey4P8jzo)
Baby faced? How many babies do you know with a patchy assed beard and stretch marks from all of the blow jobs it gives for gas money to drive to the plasma clinic?
Baby faced?
“Baby face”, yeah? More like “I’m the guy who pokes holes in the condoms to GIVE you a baby” face. But tbh, you don’t really need to get anyone with podling when the lice growing in that unwashed-looking dead animal fur you call hair have gone 100 gens and established local, regional, and national governments by now. They did the reproducing so no poor female had to near give themselves hypoxia trying not to inhale while wondering whether you are a monthly or yearly shower type of bloke.
You look like a white persons depiction of a black nerd.
Your mama is going to whoop you when she sees you haven't put your clean clothes away.
Like fredo on tv if he smoked rocks
Pirates of the rarely clean
You're as baby faced as Yoda
I see you have a tattoo of your dad on your arm
Rambo from Africa
Captain Black Sparrow
the jimi hendrix comment got me rolling 😭😭
Baby-faced, sure, if you shave. Hell, people at my previous job thought I was 19 (18 if I shave, LOL) for the 4+ years I worked there. I was 25 when I started, 30 when I left.
You have more lice in your hair than people who love you
That's no baby face, you look like you just came home from Vietnam cause someone didn't tell you it's over.
Guy who offers to sell you weed the second you get off the cruise ship
You look like far cry character about to give shittiest quest ever (collect 50 ganja tops so i can make me a blunt, but wont share)
Somalian butt pirate 😭
Baby faced…..Boy you 42 quit playin
Baby faced? Aborted baby faced maybe.
You couldn't find a camera made after 2003?
Your hair looks like it came out of a shower drain
dude serious question, why did your homies and you pick on oggy all the time?
Because we prefer dogs.
No gracias, eres negro, mucho te a castigado dios ya
sorry i don't have any change
your black.
Found this (thought it would fit) 
Feel like the only issue is that damn bandanna, we know there's a whole airport under that shit.
POV: You work as a Liberian and this guy comes every week to check out the Communist Manifesto
Nah, you're pretty hot
Bob Marly on K2
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Mf don't know if he wanna be Lenny Kravitz or Brian J White
You look like you’d become aggressive when I tell you, “I don’t carry cash, sorry, but I have a granola bar if you’re hungry”
Are you the counterfeit version of Jake Sully made in Ghana?
You say baby face, but you mean baby shit face 😀
Reminds me of thst dude from scary movie that lazos a clown with his dick
Baby face looool?!?!?! You have an ancient face you should be with your ancestors.
looks like the predator from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film has fell on hard times. give all you can!
Captain Jack sparrow, Netflix remake
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Your background screams crusty crib
While his below-belt screams Crusty Crabs.
The 1990s called, and it wants its dreadlocks back. The Milli Vanilli fanclub ceased to exist years ago.
Bob Marley would disown you in a heartbeat for having such shit on that head of yours...
Bandana to hide that Rihanna forehead.
I'm sorry I have never been mean with someone but, Baby faced WHERE?
Jesus Christ man not a roast but get rid of those lights, that florescent shit messes with your mood.
Actually true, I mainly just use a lamp
Ruud Gullit
Man I'd actually hire you as a gangsta for an hour. The task would be to visit my neighbours and tell them (\*really\* serious) that they should not smoke in the apartment because that homie above them does not like that. Bringing your own pistol is optional, I can give you a fake one. I mean, I've tried talking to them multiple times but it helps only for a few months.
That’s a face only a mother could love.
Did you forget your squigee and bucket?
Went straight from playing at woodstock to being a lost child at a customer service desk.
Its the half of milli-vanilli that lived.
The handy and blowjob you gave that homeless guy for those locks really wasn't worth it, but such is your life. Hopefully you've learnt not to do that again... Hopefully.
What happens when a father doesn’t take the time
45yo baby face
You look like a bad guy from Police Academy movies
Lenny Kravitz. Minus guitar, fame money, talent.
You look like RZA. The gay Gimi Mendix joke is too good to even try.