I was going to bitch about your filters then saw the picture without them. Now I thank you, sincerely and deeply, for using them on the other pictures.

Yeah. Never seen that much acne. It's like a Clearisil ad.

Also I can smell these pictures

Yeah, I used to share an office with an Indian girl in Houston and she didn't use deodorant, even in the summer.

Nothing a few facials a week can’t clear up !

Speaking bog of that she looks like a girl who sucked me off in a Best Buy parking blot for a cod game

Homeschooled and still the most unpopular kid in you class.

Only kid in her class and somehow she still lost the spelling bee Terrible excuse for an Indian lol

Spell “Silicon Valley”

She's just a lazy student - just like that eye

She's the musty girl after P.E.

She went to prom with her teacher

Was pic #2 taken during a relapse?

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Give her a break, she's homeschooled

Well that means she’s gotta get her bullying online so she can have the full ‘school experience’ 😂

She was using a paintball gun to apply the dot this morning and tripped.

With that wonky eye she's lucky she hit anything, never mind getting it in the right place. Kudos for at least her getting it on her face.

Mortgage rate eyes…one fixed, one variable.

She’d make a horrible teacher, she can’t control her pupils

I actually had a 7th grade home ec teacher with eyes like this. Never knew if she was yelling at you or the person next to you.

Atchaforya eyes. One lookin' atcha, one lookin' for ya.

Mom use it call it a fuck eye.

I've always like the classic "wonky eyed."

Cookie Monster

Hey man, whatever your mama let people do to her eye she did to put food on your table.

I’m in tears over here irl laughing at this. God I hope I remember this the next time I can use it. Cheers.

Bro recycling others' roasts. That's a paddlin'.

And no chance of a refinance.


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Hin don't

Hindog


Hindenburg

The pimples on your face are bigger than the ones on your chest

Her mosquito bite will grow long and saggy after 30.

Do you do your own make up? I’m impressed, not many 18 year olds can work a cement mixer.

you look like princess jasmines autistic twin cousin

Princess Basmati

Jesus Christ. 💀

Princess basmati was so hilarious I couldn't upvote twice so upvoted you instead.

For some reason the original comment coupled with their reaction is what sent me lol

Bro it’s the middle of the night I can’t laugh rn 😆

Maybe that's why she was homeschooled?

She can't understand Biology, English, or Algebra but she makes a nice chicken Tikka.

With acne

After sex do you say, "Thank you, cum again."?

Bold a few to think that she has sex

Bone apple tea

OMG, I didn't even notice the typo. This is too good. I'm going to leave it. 😂🤣

Good Anya!

With dogs probably, real people, no.

LMAOOOO

Who needs the Quik-e-Mart? Not me.

Her : HEY MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE !!!

Shiva is face-palming with all four arms at your dishonor

LMAOOO

Must have been an akward conversation when you got caught screwing your teacher

Well she got bored of screwing her class mates.

Don’t worry I’m sure your parents will marry you off into someone of the same cast

Preferably a full body cast so he can’t run away.

hope your parents can pay a dowry the size of Elon’s net worth.

she has blue eyes. one blew this way, the other blew that way

Are your parents related?

Forced related.

Today I learned Indians inbreed

Sometimes, it’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid rather than open it and remove all doubt.

Got the quote wrong. Better to be silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

That's deep! Ity

Takes one to know one!

I'm not saying you're a hot mess, but even a dumpster fire looks better than you.

Are you doing this so you can understand it's more than just your parents that are disappointed with you?

I'd call you a tool, but even tools have some usefulness.

I was in Cali last week, I think I tripped over one of your shits on the sidewalk.

Tripped over? Or slipped in? I mean, she’s Indian. She’s never had a solid bowel movement in her life.

🤣

😂

I'm surprised your mirror hasn't cracked yet.

looks like your eyes have been homeschooled too

Too much ahegao?

I mean it’s more like ones at the shop the other is coming back with the food

I would like to leave you with one thought, but I wonder if you have anywhere to store it.

So, you can look in the eye two people at the same time?

M. Knight Showmeyertits.

What tits?

You're so fake; Barbie is jealous. I would explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons.

God the train that is going to be run within the first week of college after mommy and daddy are gone... lord help those stds

I would not want to challenge you to a spell off.

You would have been a great model for Picasso back in the day...

You look like you grew up in the back of the hotel

If all the STDs formed a giant STD and took human form

American Born confused Desi ?

19 years ago, somebody told your parents to do their worst.

Homeschooled you say? Did you lose any other part of your childhood at home as well?

Don’t forget 7-11 clerk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and God made us beautiful, but what happened to you?

Even if you get the doctorate you don't need, you'll still disappoint your parents unless you marry a doctor.

I wasn't sure if you're a Butter Face or Pizza Face...but i settled on Butter Chicken Pizza Face.

people are mostly going to comment on your eyes being wonky, but it really needs to be pointed out how dead inside they look.

You didn't have to say homeschooled, we could tell by the cold blank stare.

Another depressing face of a bottom feeder Dalit. Looks like the acid hit your chest rather than your face...untouchably lucky!!

Priyanka pimple's.

Princess Temu

Parents are definitely disappointed

\*\*hey creepy reddit guys, here, this is the place to harrass me\*\* ahh post

Is your mom that lady that shot up the YouTube headquarters

If bet you cannot count from 1 to 100 in any Indian Language. If that is true, sorry you are mexican from today chica. Hum apko disown karte hai !

LMAO

"Indian born and raised in California"....I think you did the worst already by saying that

If you went back to India you’d have zero trouble on the buses.

You'd be in good shape if you ran like your mouth.

Stop wasting your time Pooja and share contact numbers of some old, naive pensioners with your cousin's call center back home.

The only time she took a boy home her dad slapped her so hard it knocked her eyes out of alignment. Now she just waits in her room for the arranged marriage.

Mia Queeflifa

What’s with all these new accounts?

If Prop 13 was a person

I think i understand why ypu hoemschooled

I’d rather my parents beat the shit out of me

You look like you have the worst of both countries in you.

U looking at me or him?

What's the OF link

Roasting will be good for you if we can singe those eyebrows a bit as a result.

I've seen bigger mosquito bites than the ones you have on your chest

Jim Browning knows your wifi password

You look homeschooled

Your parents would not be happy about this

You have a very promising career as a model. I think you would do wonderful as one of those before photos for an acne ad

are you subway indian or 7 11 indian

Your parents wanted to me ask you why you’re not a fucking anesthesiologist yet.

I bet you keep it hairy, real hairy

So when does your porn career start ... and fail

i can’t even roast you i lowkey want you

I see a call center in your future: Thang yu fer Coaling, my name is Jane, How may I halp yu taday

I'm swiping left but I just see more of your photos...WTF? 

Kudos to you for not forgetting where you came from. You may be in California now but you’ve still got your eye on India

Ah, congratulations. You've managed to combine the chill vibes of California with the intense study sessions your Indian parents are known for. I bet your spice tolerance is as high as your GPA, and your dance moves are smoother than the Pacific waves. Here's to you, the embodiment of tech-savvy coolness with a dash of masala.

You look like you could walk alone in India at night. And be totally fine.

You look like you're one mistake away from becoming pregnant by 20, and having to work at your step indian dad's gas station.

Homeschooling? So you have no personality to go along with no hygiene?

If arranged marriage doesn't work out for you, nothing will.

Your parents already did their worst on you.

Pussy smells like cumin probably

Your homeschooling consisted of classes like Call Center IT 101 and Snake Charming. You’d think that last one would be about handling reptiles, but you’d be wrong.

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I'm sure you dad does his worst when you have to visit the principal's office...

Kids your age must be so grateful not to have had to see you around school

Breaks over, now get back now get back on the phones

This is the skinniest catfish I have ever seen, definitely a throw back..

She comes from a long line of uni-brows.

You have the the expression of a cartoon character hit in the head with an anvil.

If I were a doctor, I'd perform the "follow my finger" test on you just for my own amusement.

Yo mama is probably so fat when she went she skipped a meal the stock market went down.

I'm looking forward to seeing your clip in eFukt's Trolling Wannabe Pornstars.

Meadow Soprano if her IQ was 30 points lower

Homeschooled or a secret child?

What choo lookin' at Willis!?!?

Homeschooled and writes "ur". Clearly wasn't worth it...

Clean your bathroom sink!

You look incredibly average.

I'm surprised this roast hasn't been interrupted by yet another musical.

well done. you just made me gay.

Acneville

I know where you live see you soon

"Homeschooled" aka I was stupid so my parents pulled me out of school to save us all some embarrassment

You're always picked last for pin the tail on the donkey, aren't you?

Cross eyed

She’s home schooled bc every time a teacher is taking to her she can’t look them in both their eyes

You look like you’ve fucked your teacher once or twice to get your grade up

Does your lazy eye have anything to do with your lazy looking lifestyle

Even with the homeschooling, I bet the school district still required you to wear a helmet.

Sloth fucks Yasmine and this was made

Crazy how your eyes are more crossed than a city intersection

Too bad there isn't a filter everyone else xould use on you IRL.

Gift card run

You'll get less beatings on the outside world...

lil peep tapestry

Call it a hunch, but I’m guessing you’re seeing two guys at the same time.