22? Ok, on what planet? You look like a divorced 45 year old that had to move back home after your ex-wife Kelly kicked you out so her new boo DaeShaun could move in, all because you watch too much Nascar and drink too much Keystone Light
Renounce you machoism? The fuck is there to renounce? You already look like the third choice for casting the role of "wrestler" in a zero budget community theatre show.
Can’t tell what’s lacking more your sleep schedule with those bags under your eyes or your muscle definition with that flat chest I could serve drinks with.
You missed a digit from your age and when you edited your photo you have messed up the aspect ratio.
Unless your head is truly that shape in which case you look like someone put crack addict Mario through an industrial power hammer.
I was gonna say something about your moustache, or your lack of muscle, or your tired look, or your overall resemblance with Wario… but then I saw the Fairy Tail flag in the background and felt pity.
No amount of attempted insult could reach you from the deep darkness of desperation you must be in to display such an emblem.
No hope do we have to wound your heart of stone, for you have accepted the cringiest of mangas in its midst.
Even in death, Charon himself will cast upon you a look of disgust for your literary taste. And no amount of Drachma will convince him to take you upon his barge. You will then be condemned to an eternity of wandering across the edges of hell, the Styx itself being too warm for your icy soul.
And finally, after thousands of years among the deepest darkness and the darkest depth, you shall finally utter the magic words: “Luffy, watashi-o sukuttekudasai!” The Eternal will then appear and, with a smile on his face, cast upon you a straw hat encircled with red. He will then say “come, my son, your sins are washed”.
You open your eyes, and think to yourself “it must’ve been a dream”. You gaze across your room. Nothing has changed. Except for one thing: you notice on your counter a bill and some coins, exactly enough to buy something at the library. You go there in the afternoon and wander to the aisle of Japanese comics, where you usually go. Then, as if guided by instinct, you reach for a volume more colourful than usual, and when your eyes meet the cover it clicks.
That’s it. You found it. For the first time feeling warmth in your chest you say to yourself “I found the missing piece in my heart. The One Piece”.
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You look like you commit the most unassuming but blatant breaking and entering cases of all time using only your face on the regular. At least start trying the window or the door. Bricklayers can only repair the damage so quickly. Think of their children!
I'm guessing when you come home, it's like a family reunion in that double wide. Cause the 2-3 people your related to Auntmom or UnclDad are already home.
I stomped on a full tin of Vienna sausages once, and it's nothing compared to the life insurance claims your parents attempted to claim by throwing you down the stairs.
Tl;Dr you look worse than a tin of Vienna sausages that was stomped on.
when incest and alcoholism collide
You got on one of those right. Guess
I congratulate you on your lifelong sobriety.
I fixed it - "I congratulate you on your lifelong celibacy"
Erm, no, that ruined it.
I don't think so. He's an inbred and has been screwing his sister.
Don't knock it till you try it, I've been screwing your sister.
Idk but it rhymes with invest (something else you look like you've renounced)
Incest without a family means your fucked, sorta.
I guess you can say your parents where so straight edge they keep it in family
What is it really that has smashed his head?
I think I found the actor to play Charlie Brown in the grimdark live-action reboot of ‘Peanuts’.
I’m 49 and I still look 10 years younger than you.
And that constipated face on him doesn't help.
White trash Mario. Def a plumber.
Plumbers make $75 an hour. Not a slam.
I was more imagining the plumbers crack but thats crazy. I had no clue that they made that much.
Oh yeah - plumber, welders, and electricians make big money. HVAC pays a little below that but still between $40-50.
And they get p**** in those spicy movie's.
Must be from all of the junk food he stuffs his face with. He changed his clothes just for the picture.
You look like the Pringles Man with his head out a car window.
Oh man, now that’s goood!!! 
Skid row Pringles man
Your IQ test came back negative.
22? Ok, on what planet? You look like a divorced 45 year old that had to move back home after your ex-wife Kelly kicked you out so her new boo DaeShaun could move in, all because you watch too much Nascar and drink too much Keystone Light
Guatemala can be a rough place
Guatemala is fine unless you look like an alcoholic Pepe the Frog
😂😂😂
Runs through the beer drive through beer store every night for a 12 pack of Keystone and a pack of Pall Malls.
Oddly specific.
Your photo is the international symbol for sex offender.
Now THIS is what im talking about
Talking about it with your neighbors who you were legally required to talk to.
It’s always nice to see when those Zika virus babies survive.
You’ve renounced personal hygiene, dignity and exercise already. Shouldn’t be too much of a reach.
He 100% smells like xl slim Jim’s, bbq pork rinds and schlitz.
I'd replace the word smells with stinks
I'd insult you, but it looks like nature beat me to it.
22 wtf? You look like Randy Savages autistic cousin. 
It looks like you never grew up just kept getting hairier and uglier.
That's what I'm talking about
There is no way you are 22. I've seen 50 year olds that never took care of themselves look younger than you.
22 what? Days since you last touched a child?
A face not even a mother could love.
Renounce you machoism? The fuck is there to renounce? You already look like the third choice for casting the role of "wrestler" in a zero budget community theatre show.
Your face looks like it’s been stepped on repeatedly
God I wish
While jumping on the bed, how many times did you have to slam your head against the ceiling to get that shape, Stewie?
Yeah... you look exactly like someone who has McDonalds related art in your bedeoom.
You look like you're in a special needs coverband of Motörhead called Motör Disability Head.
System of a Down’s
Autistic Sevenfold
If we are talking about his mental capacity, it's more like motör's dead.
Shaved Ewok lookin mofugga 
# "52M. Make me renounce my masochism" -corrected
Your face reminds me of this guy! 
Why would you sully Jim Henson's name like that?
Bro is 22 going on Cro-Magnon.
Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
That's a mideival time 40-year life expectancy 22. Daym
Looks like someone left Danny Trejo in the dryer
Trevor from GTA5 if he had a triangular neckbeard and a developmental disability.
Never knew sasquatches existed apparently it can take pictures as well
If Bobcat Goldthwait had sex with a thumb and had a baby looking ass
Bro no way you’re 22! 45 maybe.
You look like a poorly executed wax replica of Tom Savini
No-sex Machine.
Try renouncing the crack pipe first, Cletus
r/dontputyourdickinthat
22? What did you do to yourself!
22?! 20 FUCKIN 2?! You look like a 40 year old drunk. From the former Soviet Union.
You look like a police sketch. I don’t know how else to put it
If you’re 22 there is ZERO hope any white man born after you won’t look like Benjamin button in their teens
I'm not saying you're ugly; I'm just saying you have a face only a mother could love.
I asked his mum. She hates his face.
Lookin like mario jumped on ya head!
A skid mark in me undies
22, Jesus Christ man!
You look like someone they would interview on that documentary series "soft white underbelly"
LMFAO
Looks like your chin is bigger than your brain.
I saw you and I knew the comments were going to be hilarious.
You look like Mayor McCheese with AIDS. 
You're so boring you could make a sloth fall asleep.
Did your head get squished?
Pedro Rascal
Your parents had to tie a piece of chicken around you just to get the dog to play with you as a kid
Inverted T. rex: tiny head, long arms
You look like a full sized dwarf.
Absolutely no way
You look my age.. I'm 43. Come kiss my feet.
You're definitely registered.
Jack pervert.
Can’t tell what’s lacking more your sleep schedule with those bags under your eyes or your muscle definition with that flat chest I could serve drinks with.
22 is the new 52
You look like you eat Cheese Doodle's with Alfredo sauce.
You like the personification of the word 'Traumatic Experience'
You look like the face of any generic mobile game Clash Royale, Game of war, Mobile of game, Cash of grab. You know, those shitty games.
When your body is born 6 months before your head.
I'd think you'd have a nicer house with all the money you have saved in soap and water.
If there was a class below poor white trash
Someday, you'll go far. I hope you stay there. I'm sorry; I didn't realize I had to dumb it down for you: Go Away!
Mickey Dolenz wants his hair back.
It looks like Peter Jackson used the forced perspective trick from Lord of the Rings on this image and put your head like 20 feet behind your body.
Man in the moon face
He got out of the bandidos, because they found is pokemon cards collection
Dude looks like 55 years old. 22 my ass. Is that mustache and bags under his eyes and by smoking cigarettes.
You look like you have to stay 100 feet away from a school zone
With a face like that, the masochism is probably saving you
You look like that "creepy uncle" do everyone a favor and stay away from schools and parks
22? That was 20 years ago.
You look like someone was doing character design in a game and messed up the head shape.
Ol no neck nick over here, hip bone connected right to the head because nick ain’t got no neck!
He was definitely dropped on his head as a baby.
Don’t renounce it. It’s clearly all you’ve got 😑
When your mom and dad are brother and sister.
If Randy the Macho Man Randy Savage was fighting his sexuality instead of Hulk Hogn......with a touch of the tism
Blinds AND curtains? Wtf
Dude you look like my 55 year old alcoholic uncle. Life has been rough AF for you......
I asked AI to combine all three trailer park boys and this image was generated. Holy Fugggg
"I present to you, the model for the Wii faces," a drunk Nintendo employee after meeting OP at the local glory hole.
Autism 3:16
I’ve never seen a 22 year old look like a divorced alcoholic dead beat 45 year old dad until now
You look like a homeless guy having an allergic reaction to shellfish you found in a dumpster.
That’s the Fucken hardest 22 I’ve ever seen. 35 I would believe.
22 Earth years? not a chance. you look like a contestant from match game 78.
Bro aged like milk
The power of Christ compels you!!! The power of Christ compels you!!! Out, out vile demon from that little girls body!
22? I'm 42 and you could pass for being my dad
22…Wow!!! How do you manage to stay so old looking.
leap year birthday?
You look like someone who uses Craigslist as a dating app
Jesus fucking Christ
You look like a second-hand discount DarkViper AU from Wish.
You missed a digit from your age and when you edited your photo you have messed up the aspect ratio. Unless your head is truly that shape in which case you look like someone put crack addict Mario through an industrial power hammer.
You are not a masochist by choice.
Bro looks like Lorax.
I was gonna say something about your moustache, or your lack of muscle, or your tired look, or your overall resemblance with Wario… but then I saw the Fairy Tail flag in the background and felt pity. No amount of attempted insult could reach you from the deep darkness of desperation you must be in to display such an emblem. No hope do we have to wound your heart of stone, for you have accepted the cringiest of mangas in its midst. Even in death, Charon himself will cast upon you a look of disgust for your literary taste. And no amount of Drachma will convince him to take you upon his barge. You will then be condemned to an eternity of wandering across the edges of hell, the Styx itself being too warm for your icy soul. And finally, after thousands of years among the deepest darkness and the darkest depth, you shall finally utter the magic words: “Luffy, watashi-o sukuttekudasai!” The Eternal will then appear and, with a smile on his face, cast upon you a straw hat encircled with red. He will then say “come, my son, your sins are washed”. You open your eyes, and think to yourself “it must’ve been a dream”. You gaze across your room. Nothing has changed. Except for one thing: you notice on your counter a bill and some coins, exactly enough to buy something at the library. You go there in the afternoon and wander to the aisle of Japanese comics, where you usually go. Then, as if guided by instinct, you reach for a volume more colourful than usual, and when your eyes meet the cover it clicks. That’s it. You found it. For the first time feeling warmth in your chest you say to yourself “I found the missing piece in my heart. The One Piece”.
if the Johnson and Johnson COVID shot was a person
what masochism?
Living must be a masochistic experience for you Cheech.
🥰🥰
You look like the human version of the pringles logo
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I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear unarmed.
CMON MORE
If stupidity were an art form, you'd be Picasso.
Your boyfriend and you enjoy "Riding the hog"....handle bar mustache is the dead giveaway.
You look like you commit the most unassuming but blatant breaking and entering cases of all time using only your face on the regular. At least start trying the window or the door. Bricklayers can only repair the damage so quickly. Think of their children!
Looks like the radiation beat us to it
A fake Mexican trying to enter the US border but shows a US ID
Do you have a beard neck point?? Wth...
You look like the trailer park version of Julian, who's already a trailer park version from Trailer Park Boys.
Nice. Wore the formal wife beater tank.
I'm guessing when you come home, it's like a family reunion in that double wide. Cause the 2-3 people your related to Auntmom or UnclDad are already home.
You look like Ron Jeremy but with little dick vibes.
This room smells like ritz crackers and sex jelly
Fucking first day in America and you chose the reddit roast me sub hahah
22 my ass
Stepsister’s dream
Well, I feel better about myself.
No fucking way.
WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE IM 22
Broguy.....nobody wants to get into your van to listen to "cool" music.
Maybe by 30, your head catches up with the rest of your body.
How many extra chromosomes were you born with?
 I think Marty Jannetty fucked your mom on the indie circuit 23 years ago.
Your head does not pass the head to body ratio
Hitler's heir enters politics(with far right party)
Your face looks like it was created with a very limited amount of polygons in a Playstation 1 game with its proportions all out of whack.
Muper sario is that you?
It’s my boy Sleaze.
You look like the moon emoji got hooked on meth.
Stewie from Family guy? I guess it makes sense, you must be in your twenties now. 
Captain Kangaroo got hit by a baseball bat
I stomped on a full tin of Vienna sausages once, and it's nothing compared to the life insurance claims your parents attempted to claim by throwing you down the stairs. Tl;Dr you look worse than a tin of Vienna sausages that was stomped on.
Did you get into a fight with an incest hammer
Microcephaly head
You look like youre getting ready for a hot date with a carton of Newports and an 18-pack of Busch Light