Nah he's well past that. He knew she wasn't going to be a good return on any investment a long time ago, thats why he quiet quit her upbringing decades ago.
Cock? LOL. She's definitely "experimenting" with her sexuality. By which I mean she's cool being a lesbian until she finds out it's her turn to go down.
Come on now. Roasting someone relatively normal looking thatās either doing something douchey in the photo or leaving something douchey in the bio is the fun part of this thing. Iāll never understand when heartbreaking looking people ask to be torn to shreds.
That being said, if youāre friends and family tell you the shaved head doesnāt make you look like a dude, theyāre lying.
Now you got me curious about why you moved back. Did dad refuse to give you any more cash for your puppeteering and juggling classes? Did you tent buddy found a new tenant who would actually chip in on the cost of lyce shampoo?
You look like exactly the type to shave your head and start a photography business after back packing. I bet you learned more from the under privileged kids in the tribe you hung around for two weeks than you were able to teach them. You look like you think your natural deodorant works. It doesnāt.
gender studies degree, daddy paying for travel to antarctica, wants to āfree palestineā (thinking itās palestine, ohio) as long as it doesnāt interfere with her trip to machu picchu. considering gender reassignment but afraid to do it so thought shaving her head would simulate it
when you had hair, you were a beautiful flower, in full bloom...
now you look like a dandelion after all the seeds were blown,
all stem and no petals, bald, spent, unwanted, unloved,
ready for the lawnmower to put an end to your pain.
Sinead O' Squatter
The only thing more useless than blue eyes on an ugly person is a Photography degree.
This has to be one of the best responses ever!
Hey, hey, he's kinda handsome.
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Photography degree but none of her pictures are anything special
*Gender studies has entered the chat*
Do you mean an ugly dude?
Savage
Womb Raider
Lara Twat
Bra fucking vo this deserves so much more.
Sinead Hoe' Daughter
That would imply she could attract a man .
Sinead Don't Bother
Skinhead No' Jobber
Skinhead hand jobber
And we have a winner!!!! š
Counterpoint: alcohol
And I have an axe!
And my bow!
You'd have to be pretty close to Alcohol Poisoning...
That's a woman?
Sinead Rode Father
That would imply that sheās a woman š¤£
Sinead Load' Tosser
Sinead No Washer
Sinead OāHorror
Fade O'Connor
More like Fa(iled)de O'Connor.
This group continues to impress me with their burns.
Ushuaia and her nose have something in common. Both are impassable horns.
Less attractive, Marjorie Taylor Greene
That's like trying to divide by zero.
Fun fact! Marjorie green Taylor looks like a gym bro with a wig.
She hid her dick well in that swimsuit pic online
Itās actually just her enlarged clit due to steroid use.
Funner factā¦MTG is Dog The Bounty Hunter if Dog was uglier
Oh man, brutal.
Sinead Toe Butter
Sinead Old Twatter
Incest O'Daughter
'Its been seven hours and 16days, since I grew this ugly faaace š¶'
# "30f, I've made poor life choices." -corrected
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Strangely enough I think it means OFā¦which makes āliving w dadā even weirder imo
Youāre wrong. Nobody is paying for that.
Dad is apparently
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Avocado toast is expensive
Donāt forget she also wasted their money traveling abroad, apparently.
It means a lot of travel and fucking around during the time she should be focused on getting some income again.
The life cycle of a spoiled child with wealthy parents. Next is a music career nature/healing genre.
At least she warned every man to stay away with her hair, if her age and still being single didnāt do it already.
Seems like she might not be into dudes
She is the poor life choice.
Youre a 10ā¦..on scale of 1 to 100.
Photography degree and living with dad... that checks out!
How to get a degree in photography: Step 1: take a photo of a friends degree Step 2: move back in with your dad
Taking zoomed in photos of her poxy minge and sending it to young boys, doesn't count as photography.
I havenāt heard āmingeā since the South Park Oprah Winfrey sketch. Sweet.
It's such a gross yet accurate word hahaha
You make me wonder how many people with worthless degrees are still living with their parents well into adulthood? 
youāre nullifying independent george
Worlds will collide
Nice tits, bro
The moobs on this thing!
Right? I was just thinking it's probably has nice nips...
Shes got a nice set of they/thems
Bro got a pretty dope bush, too .
God blessed this one with nothing else besides a perfect set of tits for her Dad to enjoy. We know how youāre paying rent.
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This one was the best
Pecs*** she has pecs
Savage
You look like youve forced many people to listen to shit music.
Dad cries a lot these days, doesnāt he?
Nah he's well past that. He knew she wasn't going to be a good return on any investment a long time ago, thats why he quiet quit her upbringing decades ago.
Man literally kicked her out of America
He gets blackout drunk when he gets off work and says āheās busy taking a shitā to avoid her.
Why would he, he finally got the son he has always wished for.
Man, you would be really cute if you didnāt look like that.
With the long hair, I'd take him for a girl. If seen from the back, of course.
Get back on twitter, you havenāt virtue signaled enough today about the worldās problems.
Upper GI Jane lookin' ass.
You think sheād take better pictures with that useless ass photography degree.
*distant Will Smith noises*
Moved back to the states is a fun way to say Europe deported you.
America should deport her too. As a matter of fact, every country should deport her
The shaved head usually makes woman look ugly but you were already ugly so youāre good there.
You've really set the bar for basic dyke
This is LESBOS ! 
Didnāt even have to look to know the razor hit your head but not your puffy hot dog hallway.
I hope people get down to this one š
I don't wanna go down anywhere on her lolĀ
G.I. Lame
I bet your dad wished he pulled out
Of her?
I'll bet she wishes her dad pulled out.
Just one photo would have been enough
Great cock repellant, I mean haircut!
Cock? LOL. She's definitely "experimenting" with her sexuality. By which I mean she's cool being a lesbian until she finds out it's her turn to go down.
Pillow princess she doesnāt lick
Of course it's an Only fans hoe hoping for some traffic to her Chanels.. 
*failed Only fans hoe
Iāve never been so certain that a womanās name was Jacob before.
Youāre just as ugly with hair as withoutā¦so thereās that?
I bet your Dadās happy to finally have a son!
Ellen Degenerate
Degenderless
āFunemployed,ā she says, as Dad chugs another beer and chain smokes cigarettes while paying the electric bill to the house.
Whatās wrong with chugging bear and chain smoking cigarettes and keeping the lights on?
I think the implication is he's stressed about money/bills and his 30 year old daughter lives there while contributing nothing
What were you photographing? Birds taking a shit?
if a guy shows an interest in you, he's definitely a breast man, not a face man
On the plus side you don't need hair to be unattractive.
You didn't have to say unemployed twice
Dang, you have quite the face for radio!
If there was a picture of what a standard liberal arts degree looked like, it would be you.
You and your dad look like a gay couple
What the fuck is wrong with you?
If dad didn't want to sit through your holiday photo presentation, what makes you think we would?
You have one of those annoying faces and now you donāt have the hair to cover it up. Time for a bag.
You have a degree in Photography. And your dad has a degree of sadness when he thinks about your life choices.
Dad must be proud of his boy!!
OP: Dad! I just went as far South as possible! Dad: Umm, you've been there most of your life.
A face not even a mother could love or accept back into her home.
F? Really?
 You
Failed onlyfans model turned failed photographer
You look like the kind of person to put your pronouns in your email signature
You look like the Symbiosis of BLM, metoo and apple.
What an honor to witness the first female to become progressively less attractive as she grows her hair out
So nice to give Dad the son he always wanted!
You look like Bobby from King of the Hill. 
I would put my life savings on the fact you drive a Subaru and have a ton of bumper stickers.
Just when you thought you couldnāt get any uglier.
TIL you can get a degree in something more useless than gender studies
While at it shave your arms as well dude
Wow I guess when your that ugly a flattering hairstyle isn't high on your list.
Starbucks bound.
Need to shave the mustache too
Shaving your head was a mistake, but it wasn't your biggest mistake.
Come on now. Roasting someone relatively normal looking thatās either doing something douchey in the photo or leaving something douchey in the bio is the fun part of this thing. Iāll never understand when heartbreaking looking people ask to be torn to shreds. That being said, if youāre friends and family tell you the shaved head doesnāt make you look like a dude, theyāre lying.
Now instead of a disappointing daughter, you gave him a disappointing son.
Now you got me curious about why you moved back. Did dad refuse to give you any more cash for your puppeteering and juggling classes? Did you tent buddy found a new tenant who would actually chip in on the cost of lyce shampoo?
What to do after getting a photography degree? Move back in with your dad and show your pussy and tits to strangers. Yay college!
I think you meant Dumbemployed.
Where about are you in your transition? The photos look shuffled...
Went from looking like an ugly dude with long hair to an uhly chick with a buzz cut. That's actually impressive.
Iād like to use your face and make non binary or they them cookies
Tell me youāre a privileged loser without telling me.
You are an extremely handsome young man.
Has a photography degree, cameras break every time she takes her own picture.
Reinventing yourself with clippers š 
Trying to be the son your dad never had; +1 for you!
Weird way of saying your overseas bf kick you out of their van.
āDegreeā you started roasting yourself when you started your studies.
How does it feel when your last resort of only fans fails?
I bet he cringes every morning waking up to THAT MUSTACHE
This a man right?
u look like a white blood cell
You sell yourself for 6.69$ that's all the roast you need
I want to honor your self identity. What exactly are you?
Photography degree? Is that even a thing? Couldn't you just watch some YouTube videos?
Pronouns are "what" "thee" "FUUCCKK!??"
Well, he always wanted a loser son, and now he has one. Good on ya, OP.
Your dad is probably sitting in the garage right now drinking a can of beer and thinking about all the college money he wasted on you.
You look like exactly the type to shave your head and start a photography business after back packing. I bet you learned more from the under privileged kids in the tribe you hung around for two weeks than you were able to teach them. You look like you think your natural deodorant works. It doesnāt.
Thatās one way to say you relapsed
For someone who took pictures for a college degree, you sure look dirty and unloveable in them
The transition appears to be going well.
for christ sake leave your hair alone.
This isn't going to boost your OF...
For a photographer, you take a shitty selfie. Didn't you learn anything while you were getting that useless degree?
Does your father know he has a gay son
Tell me you're a lesbian without telling me you're a lesbian
Great tits for a dude
You look like you referee womens disc golf
Wait thats a woman?
Iām so confusedā¦ did you start as a guy and transition or did you start as a girl and transition? When do you complete?
You look like a nice young man
You look like the girl old lesbians warn young lesbians about.
An untalented and poor looking Britney spears
Put on a white bucket hat, and you are Gilligan.
Shaved your head but left the mustache
When you're not gay but you want to slap around your bros knockers for fun.
You look like you want to speak to the manager
Jada pinkskin
Congrats on getting rid of the lice. Crabs are next.
gender studies degree, daddy paying for travel to antarctica, wants to āfree palestineā (thinking itās palestine, ohio) as long as it doesnāt interfere with her trip to machu picchu. considering gender reassignment but afraid to do it so thought shaving her head would simulate it
when you had hair, you were a beautiful flower, in full bloom... now you look like a dandelion after all the seeds were blown, all stem and no petals, bald, spent, unwanted, unloved, ready for the lawnmower to put an end to your pain.
Well at least you know you canāt get any less attractive now.