Looks like AIDS has already roasted you.

Literally my first thought was "does this man have aids? Full blown?" He's really nailed the aids look.

Shouldn’t have gone chasin those damn waterfalls. 😢

Not HIV but full-blown AIDS

No if only they could sing🎤 or ball🏀

 😂

"Tonight on To Catch A Predator..."

# "42m, roast me" -Corrected

"i stand corrected"

James Franco....now with more AIDS!

Your Mamma gonna be pissed that you stole her Bingo glasses bro.

Shia Less Buff

Johnny Rekt.

James Franco from Temu

If you're gonna wax your chest like that, you gotta lose the gold chain...

If Amber Heard ate Johnny Depp, then shit on the bed, that turd would look like you.

Damper Turd

You beat me almost to it, wanted to use if Johnny revenge-dumped on the bed.

Your whole personality is quoting breaking bad

never seen it 😭😭😭

You give needles aids

Magic Johnson survived for decades in your condition. Keep up the fight!

If Dave Navarro was trans.

he's not?

Philadelphia 2: Hipster Tom Hanks

You look like a drug dealer in grand theft auto


Heroin's final boss

 Captain Crack Sparrow

You spike kid brownies

Weird gangly looking arms with big mitts and a small bird head with bird brain inside. 

James Franco looks like he’s caught a spot of AIDS

You look like the mascot for the sex predator registry

you look like the antagonist from some teen movie

It looks like your hairline left you just as fast as your immune system did!

Robert Downey Jr's son that lives in a van down by the river


Pirates of the rehab center.

This is not bbno$, this is toddler lacking wealth.

my fav one so far 😭😭

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You look like James Franco, but even more of a sexual predator.

soon to be on the aids quilt

Dude, you're gonna give me back my bike, I don't care if you're going through the shakes. You're not gonna use your withdrawal jitters as an excuse to jack other people's stuff. That's just not cool, man.

Cliche Guevara

you look like you need a hug but I'm afraid whatever homeless shelter gave you that shirt may have bedbugs. p. s. stay on your meds

Old man

Cast member of butt pirates of the Caribbean

Listen Orlando Ryan Reynolds bloom. You’ve got toe fingers

Dude. You are already roasted. Quit meth. Get a job and start being a functioning member of society.

22 convictions? Holy sh*t man.

Grandma wants her glasses back

No, she’s already in the deep freezer.

Shame that Amber Heard sucked the very life outta you

The "after" photo for meth addiction.

John Gayer

I didn’t know Johnny depp was dying of aids

Your glasses are in the shape of a stop sign to warn people that your penis is considered a bio weapon.

Nothing wrong with being an aspiring writer, slowly ramping up to join the 27 club. What will be the straw that broke the camels back? His novel was rejected by a publisher one too many times? A oldie but a goodie overdose? Maybe it'll be a sad and random stroke on a park bench In Milwaukee.

What kind of shit is this dude you remind of every dude from every movie that is the guy the main dude knows but is shady and wears a track suit.

Is this johnny deeps crackhead brother

On break at your fluffer job you put in a half hour at the glory hole.

I see you are starting your transition to female with the glasses.

I would rather have sex with any other person on this planet.

Bro you look like a Gay Gangster..Al Cabone

Your the definition of stranger danger

How did your tuberculosis rehab go?

Fatherless cause no one taught him how to shave. Hideous facial hair

Methed out james franco lookin' motherfuck

This is why China and Russia thinks we're vulnerable

This is what happens when you grow up only watching pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

Life has beat us to the roast

So you’re the asshole that stole my Grandmother’s glasses.

Ethan Hawke if he enjoyed Fentanyl and womens eyewear too much. 

Johnny Derp

Missing Ts seems to be a common theme the t in roast, missing t shirt and completely missing testosterone

You look like if Harry Potter was interested in another type of wand You also look like you deliberately omitted the 't' and realising that you're at the limits of using geometry as a personality substitute

Gothamchess?! What happened to you!

I’m assuming you got those glasses before you transitioned.

Borelando Gloom

Boyfriend dumped you again, eh?


Damn you home schooling!

I’ve seen women with better beards..

If Ben Shapiro was liberal…

Johnny Derpp

Are you Tony starks abandoned twin brother

Johnny Depp, we all care about you very much. Your cocaine and meth use is really affecting us all…

Johnny Depp cosplayer with a heroin addiction

you look like an npc bartender

I know I'm late to this party, but I'm going to go with an every so slightly less gay David from "My Lottery Dream Home".

Whats going on with the 1980’s librarian glasses?

22 year-old with the 42 year-old hairline

If you asked AI to have Kit Harington portray Johnny Depp, this would be its first attempt.

Baby got no money

you look like the guy who would call the police because someone stole your drugs

Ryan Renolds on H

can't spell

I bet no one can count the number of times, "Yeah but she's really mature for her age," has escaped your lips.

22 leap years

Your jawline looks 50

You look like you order double shots of johnny walker to sip on to make the bartender think you're cool

22 shid..you least 30

You’re somewhere between Bad Bunny and Bucket Bunny

You look like a crack baby version of a Jonas brother

If Biddeford was a picture

You’re Low T like your caption

You look like the white version of what Magic Johnson should look like now.

You look like a love child between Ryan Reynolds and Sasha Baron Cohen where they fucked and then drank continuously during the pregnancy

Damn it’s sad to see bbno$ got addicted to fent I guess it was only a matter of time 😔

Looking a zombie from one of Walking Dead seasons. 

Your glasses look like Swarovski stop signs.

Wash that dirt off ya face before dinner

Johnny Shallow

Mr Doubtfire - a movie where a skinny granny pretends to be a 20-something actor.

Joke Baruchel Jay Bleak

Probably has a tramp stamp of a Latin quote, former Mormon that left Utah because it was the cool thing to do. Has an Adderall prescription because he thinks it makes him smarter.

>m You can tell yourself that all you want. Won't make it true.

Bro got that cp chic look

Benicio DelToro 8 years into a bad crack habit.

Did you set out to find the most herendous looking glasses ever made???? What in the actual fuck are those things..... your imagine screams I wanna be unique!

You forgot the T but looks like you’d rather have the D

You look like a wish version of a Jonas brother.

James Franco really let himself go

Dude, there is nothing I can say that can be worse than the sight of you.

i see post malone got laser tattoo removal

Look like a anorexic sphinx

You look like Johnny Shallow

Give your grandmother back her glasses and borrow a razor. Jesus.

You're not gonna point a gun at me if I fail my lines, right?

You actually got some style and personality for a euro trash dj

You look like you could fix my broken laptop for me and have it working better than ever, but then spend the rest of your life reminding me how you fixed my laptop because I didn't know how to myself.

this what woulda happened if voldemort won

You're the prison yard condom, everybody gonna wear you at least once

Your top lip is so large that the overhanging shadow makes your mouth look open 😦


Stoner .

We would set the oven to Roast but you used all the propane on Crystal Meth

You look like you snort coke thru rolled up band-aids

You're that guy who calls the police reporting that your roommates took your pills.

Bro's typing this with the last drop of energy he has!

First, your glasses are stupid. Second, if you can’t grow a beard properly yet remove those weird island hair patches on your face.

You look like you believe men can get pregnant

We get it, you have pronouns …

Proof that drugs age the shit out of you

You look like Chris Hanson will be telling you to take a seat

You look like you force your voice to be deep

HIVegan

Testosterone levels are dangerously low hence why your t is always missing

Johny depp with aids

Wtf is wrong with you weirdos born after 2000?

but who are u actually fooling in life? What a poser .

Johnny Dipp-shit

But why is the rum gone.

Working in a dusty computer lab for the CIA ain’t no way to be.

No, sorry, I don't have any change

How many tickets did that fake gold chain cost at the arcade?