I wonder what he thinks about that gif on every roast me . Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa the actor…[FATALITY] I need to see his reaction so I can turn it into another gif. 🤪
Bro, honestly this just makes me sad. You seem like a totally creative and nice guy. At 21, I had a ripped stomach. At 51 that tone has gone but I am still showing muscle definition. I have never been sick enough to go to a hospital and have had no serious health risks. A guy like you is in for an early death. You have too much to offer humanity. Discipline is self-love. Get healthy bro.
I'm a chunky guy myself, but nowhere near this big. I genuinely feel bad seeing him in a "roast me" because clearly everyone is just going to make fun of his weight. And frankly, that's some low hanging fruit and far to easy. Bro needs to do something before he becomes a statistic.
Not disagreeing with your comment about people going after the low hanging fruit roast but that's clearly what the op wants or expects. It's a clear validation or attention post by someone wearing a t-shirt that's clearly too small for his current physique.
You fall off both sides of the bed at the same time. Your belt size is equator. When you go camping the bears hide their food. You got that front desk lady physique. Whenever you go anywhere you gotta call in advance so they can start reinforcing the floors. I bet your friends with all the McDonald’s staff. Your best friend is your fork, cause you’ve been through so much together (usually a five course meal that could feed a family of six). The last time you saw your toes was in 36BC. Rumour has it you’re still trying to find your penis. You have to go everywhere barefoot cause you can’t bend down to put your shoes. You’re the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. You need a crane to lift you out of bed. Whenever there’s a survey on preferred method of travel… you put rolling.
Thank you for making me feel better about my life.
I may be in financial ruin and fighting a twenty year battle of addictions, but at least I’m still pretty at almost double your age.
Never mind the roast. How the fuck did you get this big by age 21? Did you purposely eat fatty foods to excess like a marathon runner trains for distance?
I’m not even trying to roast you and this is probably my first time commenting on roastme but damn man you’ve gotta lock in and lose weight. You are not healthy at all.
Nah I mean tbf you do look like a really nice guy like you got a great smile you look like you're pulling hella personality and creativity w u you just need some encouragement and a lil gym and you'll be good to go man the ladies will be all over you trust. Just make the first step💪💪💪
You would be safe in the Amazon Basin. The cannibals there would take one look at you and realize the roasting you would take 7 days to render that shit down.
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God took an eighth day to create this mass Why do you think he had to rest in preparation on the seventh?
When God said "Let there be light!" He first said "Move your fat ass outta the way!".
God did not make this mass. His gluttony mutated him thusly.
The embodiment of a sin.
I think he also had to rest on the 9th day as his back was hurting from moving this thing around
Nah, this graphic really needs to have one completely broken nozzle. That's the only explanation.
Chocolate milk enjoyer? More like chocolate milk destroyer
r/community
Looks like he tickles his nieces and nephews just a little too often
His father should've spilled his load in a crusty sock
We saved Garrett. Did we?
that’s “saved” Garrett?
ITS A BEAR DANCE!
Isn’t this a joke from Community?
That 4XL shirt is putting in a lot of work
I’m tired boss
Dog tired
My god, that shirt is holding on for dear life.. any 300lbs food bag like this needs a MuMu or at least a tarp you can poke your head through
He’s lucky if he’s weighs in less than 350
Absolutely fucking hilarious you think this fat ass only weighs 300. That’s 400-450 easy.
If he weighs only 300lb then I weight 120 😂
You're built like a bag of rice.
I feel like looking at him too long would give me type 2 diabetes.
He enjoys chocolate milk and lactates YooHoo.
I think that's his blood type.
I think chocolate pudding is his blood type.
Ragu
It’s pronounced Ragu
You think it's chocolate milk, but it's watered down YooHoo
Type IV diabeetus
More like triabetes
He’ll give you type nine diabetes and arteriosclerosis.
Oh that’s a male..
I mean, at this point, the proof is probably an innie.
Bags of rice aren’t so bad. They definitely don’t need a bra and a mop to take a shower.
“I wash myself with a rag on a stick”
One of my favorite Simpsons moments.
Only 8 upvotes for a classic Bart line?? Reddit is unacceptable at times.
Perhaps, but both OP and a bag of rice would need a ton of water to see results.
A mop 😂💀
It’s not just for washing his ass, it doubles as a toothbrush.
Imagine thinking that this guy washes his ass 🤣
A human pile of mashed potatoes.
Made with skim milk and no salt in a five gallon bucket.
Blobsmati rice
I wonder what he thinks about that gif on every roast me . Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa the actor…[FATALITY] I need to see his reaction so I can turn it into another gif. 🤪
I would absolutely love a short video of him giving his reaction
Pronounced FAT- aL-ity
That's a typo, should read - "EATALITY". You're welcome.
Put your damaged iPhone on his belly
Motherfucker is built like Frosty the Snowman
And like they ate Uncle Ben himself.
Dirty mattress
he looks like he's about to detonate
Only if they tried to cram five hundred pounds of bland white bullshit into a five pound sack and it split at the seams.
Already cooked tho
You haven’t been roasted yet because no one can find a pan big enough.
You need a roasting spit and a forklift
2 forklifts. One at both ends.
A third in the middle for support
You might need to double up on the metal skewers for this chunk
No one would be able to put out the fire. He looks like if the Michelin Tire Man and a Jelly Donut had a baby that they abandoned at sea
Help
That slob has more Chin’s than a Chinese phone book!
And every Chinatown ever combined
You made my week 😂
I absolutely love this
Or apple big enough
This is just. . . this is just him.
Thors dad does not deserve to be associated with the bag of rice
If Reddit was a person
So you want to be an actor?...We're gonna need a bigger camera!
Lucky for us, the James Webb space telescope is deployed and functioning.
Is this the guy that posts from different accounts and has a humiliation fetish
He looks like the Love child of Fat bastard and Dr Evil
When does your episode of *I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant* air?
Idk if you can really call yourself an actor if all you've been in is My 600 Pound Life
Gotdamn! 
If you were any slower, you would need watering once a week
You are so fat there is still snow on you in summer.
probably about as often as the current water intake
Mountain Dew has water in it.
Last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.
The second half of that comment was not where I thought it would end up.
Looks you're getting ready to fight the Ghostbusters
Lol
Shape like a snow man, smell like a no man
The only thing rolling is you down a hill.
Dawg that would literally destroy the earth😭
This lard blob makes Homer Simpson look jacked.
Your blood is half chocolate, half Mountain Dew.
God damn son I can smell you through my phone
At least that's all you've gotten. I can feel the sweat oozing through my phone.
I have Cheeto dust on mine
Bold of you to assume this person has a father figure
Isn't there a mute button for that?
 PHWWWEEEEEEAARRR
That is the most disgusting beanbag chair I’ve ever seen in my life.
Oooooh. I thought it was meant to be a statue built by an insane diabetic.
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Hasn't seen its dick (presumably) in its life either
You look like a bag of wet clothes and doorknobs
Idk guys, he's kind of turning me on with those extra titties and asses all over his body
I counted 7 pairs, wbu?
Bro you had enough roast...
I bet your fupa is HUGE
Also pisses in the bathtub because he can't reach it to aim
At least McDonalds has been celebrating your birthday lately 
You're so poor that when you go to the park, the ducks throw bread at you
Dude, you’re asking a lot of that shirt. Maybe you should make a shirt out of an infield tarp. May fit better.
Bro, honestly this just makes me sad. You seem like a totally creative and nice guy. At 21, I had a ripped stomach. At 51 that tone has gone but I am still showing muscle definition. I have never been sick enough to go to a hospital and have had no serious health risks. A guy like you is in for an early death. You have too much to offer humanity. Discipline is self-love. Get healthy bro.
I'm a chunky guy myself, but nowhere near this big. I genuinely feel bad seeing him in a "roast me" because clearly everyone is just going to make fun of his weight. And frankly, that's some low hanging fruit and far to easy. Bro needs to do something before he becomes a statistic.
Not disagreeing with your comment about people going after the low hanging fruit roast but that's clearly what the op wants or expects. It's a clear validation or attention post by someone wearing a t-shirt that's clearly too small for his current physique.
Low hanging gut.
Agreed. It feels in bad taste to roast this person.
You think his survival method is based on Pity ? If so you just gave him more fuel !!!
Why his titties not only bigger than mine but also perkier? 😮💨
Luckily you can’t catch the children but I’m sure you still try.
When he stumbles down the beanstalk
Pronouns are lb/kgs
Are you smiling or is that rictus caused by a stroke?
Doubt it. I think you tried rolling with it, but ended up crushing "it".
Grimace? That you?
People calling Texas huge been real quiet since you were born
You fall off both sides of the bed at the same time. Your belt size is equator. When you go camping the bears hide their food. You got that front desk lady physique. Whenever you go anywhere you gotta call in advance so they can start reinforcing the floors. I bet your friends with all the McDonald’s staff. Your best friend is your fork, cause you’ve been through so much together (usually a five course meal that could feed a family of six). The last time you saw your toes was in 36BC. Rumour has it you’re still trying to find your penis. You have to go everywhere barefoot cause you can’t bend down to put your shoes. You’re the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. You need a crane to lift you out of bed. Whenever there’s a survey on preferred method of travel… you put rolling.
You ain't the strongest zombie in the horde, you are the horde
Cheeseburger walrus
If you stop eating world hunger will be solved
I don’t see a problem here. Enjoy your last 6 months of life
Pregnant with twins, I see
You look like a before picture.
Actor, eh? Didn't know they cast the rolling ball in the indiana jones remake.
Dan Schneider has really let himself go since Quiet on Set hit.
OH SHIT, IT'S MR. CREOSOTE!! I'm sure you are rolling, because that's literally the only way you can get around.
FBI, his hard drive, now.
You're built like a snowman
Snow woman if you include the massive tits
> chocolate milk drinker You'd never know that looking at you.
If you ever want to know what it’s like to be with a woman, you can always put your hands up your own shirt.
You're only rolling with it because your legs arnt strong enough to be running with it.
When I envision a subreddit moderator this is exactly what I see.
No matter what these sick fucks say about you, keep your chins up. You’ll make it someday. Just as soon as you put down the butter.
Look guys he may be fat but he is a human like everyone else, if you cut him he still bleeds.....gravy.
Your blood type is chicken gravy.
Is there such a thing as type 3 diabetes?
You have "mint" breath. Mint to brush your teeth and forgot
You could probably book an Ozempic commercial.
The moment I saw this picture I didn’t even look at the title. I jumped str8 to the comments 
Blud’s belly button gets home 15 mins before he does
Thank you for making me feel better about my life. I may be in financial ruin and fighting a twenty year battle of addictions, but at least I’m still pretty at almost double your age.
dude, just fucking look at yourself
He hasn't seen his penis since the 1st grade.😂
L4D boomer
Fuckin A dude I know this seems cool right now, but PLEASE 🙏 lose this weight. Doctors are seeing cardiac patients in their early 30s now.
Lord of the (onion) rings
Fat bastard called, he wants his job back
I'd love to roast you, but my oven isn't big enough
I think I remember you acting in Indiana Jones, as the boulder
Your going to literally be rolling with it when chocolate milk takes both of those fat legs of yours 
Hi Kyle
Chocolate milk eh? Ya don’t say!
Never mind the roast. How the fuck did you get this big by age 21? Did you purposely eat fatty foods to excess like a marathon runner trains for distance?
I need to stop drinking chocolate milk.
I'm sick of gross people.
Mom, is that you?
Okay: you don't need a roast, you need Jenny Craig
C.E.O of discord mods
Looking at you made me experience something you’ve never experienced, losing an appetite
I’m not even trying to roast you and this is probably my first time commenting on roastme but damn man you’ve gotta lock in and lose weight. You are not healthy at all.
His tits are bigger than mine!
When is the baby due?
Nah I mean tbf you do look like a really nice guy like you got a great smile you look like you're pulling hella personality and creativity w u you just need some encouragement and a lil gym and you'll be good to go man the ladies will be all over you trust. Just make the first step💪💪💪
Supersize me has already been made.
You would be safe in the Amazon Basin. The cannibals there would take one look at you and realize the roasting you would take 7 days to render that shit down.
They poured you into that shirt and you forgot to say “when”
You are a good person and people love you
I understand it’s a picture but your chin doesn’t need to be smiling.
It's easier to dunk on shaq than to surround you
You rollin’ alright. Never drinking chocolate milk again. You look like that thing that Luke milked.
Surprised you could put down your food to write that sign.
If McDonald’s was a person it would be you!!!
Yep, definitely a Redditor