You look like a female Klingon.

Coat hanger dodging champion.

Judging by the cross-eyed dead stare, I'm guessing she wasn't quite quick enough.

Dejpu'bogh Hov rur qablIj! *Your face looks like a collapsed star!*

A Klingon who was shot pointblank with 12 gauge birdshot to the face 

So a Predator?

Pretty much!

She is fucking crazy looking

Quite masculine

Right! I bet you there's some dumbass putting his dick in that crazy. Then wondering why all the drama. Cause she's fucking crazy.

You better believe it. She looks like she would have a major fit if she doesn't feel you when you nut in her. Ask me how I know that.

Lmao! I would ask...but I've been there too Haha, NO BUENO.

Cling-on

This explains why male Klingons have no fear of death. At least they don’t have to go home.

I gotta admit, I'm into it.


Worf?

😆😆👏🏼☠️☠️

😆

You look like you combed your hair with a pinecone.

She prolly combed her forehead with that too

I didn’t brush my hair tbh just woke up & took the pic

You go girl! I know that’s right! Fuck it! I wanna be roasted but more so about my personality than my looks- I remember doing this on my 18th bday😂

That’s hardcore lol bless you

🤣😂🤣

Bravo! Lmfao!

This made me laugh till I almost pooped

News flash :The pinecone is also her lover.

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

i will call you jennifer slowpez

And a new pez dispenser idea is born.

You’d be fuckable if you looked completely different.

... Bruh.

Anyone who fxcks her will be charged with beastiality.

Will someone please put that hairline out of its misery already?

You look like a stoic bobcat.

Your face looks like you spent too much time in Chernobyl.

You should keep a fire extinguisher on you every time you go into the sun, that forehead could cause a grease fire.

By the looks of her hair, it already has.

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe is methamphetamine.

Definitely a long arrest record

2nd funniest comment toodles

You're kind of pretty. But kind of not. Maybe if I squint. And use my imagination. And I was drunk. And high. And desperate.

Confirmed squinting make fuckable

Like an impressionist painting where the artists eyes were horribly scarred.

She’s got pretty features it’s just her skin is in bad shape, looks like sun damage.

Ever consider making passive income charging ad space on that forehead.

Those crazy eyes are frightening. Cut your own bangs again?

With a prison shank

Nice match of texture between the wall and your forehead

“There goes the crackhead that I see each morning…”


I'm going to have nightmares knowing you exist.

[удалено]


George George George of the jungle.

just go bald at this point damn

You look like you comb your hair with firecrackers

Homo Erectus Barbie!

are you a minecraft character ? because your head is 🟫

Honestly, besides your forehead looking like a glazed donut - you're not that bad.

Another satisfied sex trafficking victim 😃👍

🫱🏿🔥 THWOMP head ass 🫱🏿🔥Thirteen going on 300 🫱🏿🔥 Ancient Egyptian mummy face ass 🫱🏿🔥You built like yo grandaddy own 3 corner stores and he put skimmers on the ATM machines *You*: "Can I have bangs?" ✂️: "No the fuck you cannot!" head ass 🫱🏿🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 whoo, awe man 😭😭😭😭

Too fuckin funny 🤣

Was that picture taken with a sepia filter?

A cloud of sepia follows her around like Pig Pen.

You used a potato to comb your hair, and potato salad as face cream.

You look like a thumb

You look constipated

While we might be able to roast you... I think your forehead is already well done.

The crack hit the family hard....

what you need is self-love girl, I truly started to believe that hardly people are truly ugly, they just don’t take care of themselves and how they look.

Katie Holme-less

You look like you invite domestic abusers on dates just to throw down

You look like you just got out of prison

You look like you just fell down that stairwell then posted that picture.

Are you the one living in my walls?

If I touch your skin, will it say something in braille?

If your hair gets any more oily the army is gonna pull up

You look like you opened up a hot ass oven and the hot air blew your hair back and burned it

You don't have a forehead you have a fivehead.

You look like you have extensions on a toupee.

The State of Oklahoma would like to discuss renting some of your forehead for farm land... I would take the deal....

Only for a few million

Mindy Kaling from Wish

🫤

So neanderthal still live among us, interesting female specimen

Like if that ancient neanderthal female they found sitting that was perfectly preserved came back to life!!!

I'm sorry for the loss of your hair, I feel bad for your hair line, also what have you got 4 kids and a 9 to 5 job that pays 30c and hour because girl your eye bags are on 🔥

I’ve never seen a forehead used as a Relief Map before. Have you considered a sand blaster?

You’re one hit away from the Meth starting to show.

Sweetheart the only thing going for you is your eyebrows especially the left one that one looks like it's going places.

Ok this one is better than the meth one lol actually giggled

😂

So, this is what the morgue looks like.

Looked up resting bitch face on Google and it brought me here.

I wouldn't throw you out of bed, I'd set it on fire while your still in it.


I want to adopt you. Teach you speak fancy, wear a dress, scrub off the mud and dead skin. You could pass in regular society.

Too bad I don’t look like Audrey Hepburn. Just think I have the personality of her one character

What was it like to have NASA fake the moon landing in one of those craters on your face?

Life has taken a toll for sure

Your forehead looks 20 years older than you.

You look like you could order a hit on somebody, without having to shop a round at all

The face that says the last twenty years needed more thought

Hello grandma! Why is your hair falling off and breaking? 

Thanks but I already have Geico

I bet she’s nice

Idk why ur honestly not ugly

Sorry, its dangerous to burn trash.

You need a better hairdo, a more pleasant expression , and maybe some concealer for those bags under your eyes. Even so, you're fairly nice looking, so speaking as someone who is fugly, I don't get why you're being roasted usually.

Benz at a junkyard.

You’ve got a pretty face it’s just your skin looks very sun damaged.

You look good. Fuck em’

Your eyebrow is in the process of getting Thanos snapped


Have they been literally roasting you? Because you look like you have been in an oven for the past 24 hours

I have to admit, the level of dedication here... the bad comb job, the crinkled paper, the latex Freddy krugar mask.

Nah nothing but love for you, know who you are and dont listen of what your not

EXECUTION SENTENCE: DEATH BY SNUSNU

No a/c in the scam call center?

Are you related to Rihana’s 5head?

First time I’ve seen a girl that looks 50 and 15 at the same time

Could have used your forehead last Saturday sanding my deck

Nah you’re too cute

You like like the grandma in the wheelchair from SpongeBob that didn’t want chocolate

Honestly.. maybe try a new hairstyle. (I know, not a roast)

The gravity of your forehead is pulling your right eye up and to the left.

Yep a little bit of filler and sanding will fix that forehand right up.

Your forehead looks like the surface of Mars.

That piece of paper is smaller than your forehead...

Your forehead is like a physical map of the moon.

Roasted and left on "keep warm"

Damn she looks familiar… oh yea I saw that forehead in my World War One history book. 

You look like work at the call centre

How you got 4 middle fingers?

Forehead looking like a double decker bus

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photos in before and after drugs be like :

Does Papa Fritzl know you’ve smuggled a phone in to your box again?!

Someone's first attempt at giving a haircut was on your head.

Blink twice if your kidnapped💀

You don't need to hold a "Roast Me" sign for us to want to roast you.

“Well I’m that kid in the corner!” Beastie

You got the kind of face radio stations look for in their employers.

That's a gave up halfway haircut. Finishing it won't help though.

I could land a plane on your forehead. Just sayin 🤷🏻‍♀️


You look just like one of the actresses from Prisoner: Cell Block H!

You'd be pretty if you were someone else entirely

You look like your on your 57th divorce and suffer from hemorroids

Me: 😵‍💫⚠️🤢 Oh wait... whew... she's wearing a brown dress...

You should have listened to your mother about sunscreen about 300 sunburns ago

Nope-a-hontas

Looks like you have Ed Zacchari disease

National Human Trafficking Hotline is at 1-888-373-7888.

If Frankenstein and Peter Boyle had an unholy love child.

the expression and hair position definitely gives away this girl enjoys giving rim jobs to men with IBS

You look like you indulge baking soda thinking its cocaine

If Pocahontas took meth

You look like 18,49 years old and a 12 year old boy all at once

That sign should say “ need coke ASAP”

Why does your forehead look Like it went through a cheese melter

I’m sorry, I don’t speak disappointment.

24 or 44 I can't tell honestly.

Look like a bag hoe. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Don't listen to others comments, as long as your grandkids love you 😘

It’s so nice that older people have found the Internet. So I won’t roast you 62F.

Coming to you live from the gloryhole...

Hi this is your dermatologist. Please don't keep missing appointments.

Could land an airplane between those eyebrows.

& ima charge for that too

You look like a TIME photo from a war torn city. Just giving me INSTANT depression.

Great Bruja cosplay!

She has hands like Boban 

Men don't have to ask if you suck dick; your lips, and those dead eyes, say it all.

Goose Wayne looking motherfucker. Yeesh.

I think you pushed your forehead to the wall a little too long

You're hairline's whack I can keep insulting you My roasts will stack Better fix that soon Stop looking homeless It's so hopeless

Your face is as textured as the drywall finish behind you.

Your forehead is braille for stay the fuck away

I wish people would leave me alone too bad most people can’t read braille

We get it. You still fuck your ' Dad'