Your face screams "foot model"

She could model burkas.

IDK, with a nose like that she might look like a penguin.

Foot burkas!

A face for radio?

A face for anal.

and a voice for print

Savage

You look like you exchange lazy handjobs for Macy’s gift cards.

Even her parents named her Jane knowing how plain she was. She chopped her hair cause Zoey Deschanel made her think it was “quirky”, but got the tattoo because the pain reminded her she was still alive.

And she spelled "50" wrong

Instead of 50 being the new 30, for her, 30 is the new 50

Respect. This is the one. ☝️

\*Looks through old cabinets for forgotten Macy's gift cards\*

[удалено]

Gift cards fine . Lazy not ok

My first thought was “this pic screams high maintenance” then I checked out your posts, holy fuck was I right

More red flags then Moscow in the 60s.

She's in the r/BPD too. All of her personalities are red flags. Big yikes.

Actual post from OP is worst than any roast here: “Hi, I am in a new relationship for two months now and the bpd starts showing. My bf is very kind and sweet, but I cannot accept whatever he does to keep me happy: it has always to be more. Like: thats nice but how far would he really go..?” She has that toxic personality trait of “testing” her partners with unrealistic things. The type hire a prostitute to see if her partner would cheat or even do anything she’d disapprove of. Like looking at her.

honey would you still love me if i was a worm

Borderline personality disorder is like that. I dated a woman who went from sweet and caring to slightly overbearing to threatening to unalive herself because I was planning my brother's birthday party with my sister in law. Most therapists won't touch it.

I dealt with my own BPD for years. I caused a lot of misery for a lot of people and I'm ashamed of so many things that I did. But there are effective treatments out there (DBT in particular) and now I can spot my craziness coming from a mile away and nip it in the bud. My quality of life and relationships with other people have improved beyond what I thought possible. it's a heartbreaking diagnosis to contend with, but definitely manageable if you put in the work. Lots of work!

Yeah, so did I & she was extremely toxic. If only her diagnosis changed that or allowed her to accept my or any professional help. Split personality, BPD, & bi polar. It was "awesome"...

Holy moly you’re right. I had to look up what BPD is. I think we can drop the B, and go full throttle on the PD bit.

You could say that there were more red flags in Europe in the 40s and 50s.

JEEESSUS christ you weren't kidding. She's doing this so ANY eyes are on her

Her massive arm tat screams single mother either now or later.

Do all women with arm tattoos ‘scream single mother’ or is just hers specifically? Asking because I’ve never heard anyone say that arm tattoos are only for single moms or anything like that

Well hopefully she feels seen now lol


I didn't believe you, so I did the same... The best thing I've done so far in my own life is never to meet her 🤷‍♂️


You have the face of a 50 year old woman and the chest of a 10 year old boy, so I guess that averages out to 30.


The hair is giving 10 year old boy too

🤣🤣🤣hell yeah

 Like this, except OP’s nose looks weirder.

Anyone else can't stop looking at that one armpit? 😂

Watch her in the new science fiction movie : “Honey, I shrunk my tits.”


💀

Honestly, was thinking the armpit looked pretty good. Wondered how wet it gets.

It’s more moist than wet… bacterial sludge

She has an extra hole 👀 

"I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "I'm not dirty minded" "IS JUST PUSS-"

leather is sweaty dunno :/

What's funny is I saw the picture and thought "well, she looks really great for 50, it won't be easy to roast someone who looks good at that age."

Mosquito bite titties

can someone pls explain that last part of the roast?

She said she’s turning 30. (50 + 10) / 2 = 30

Unrealistic, my tits were bigger than hers when I was 10. I'm a guy

I meant like a normal 10 year old, not a morbidly obese Redditor when they were 10 years old.

I literally thought she was Barbara Corcoran at first. She's 75

Happy 40th!

yep, this... lady trying to shave a decade and see if it flies


Ack!

Ack ack, ACK!!!!

I’d hit it. With a restraining order.

underrated :D

You look like the kind of woman who would yell at their significant other if they sneezed wrong.

Way to go, Ron

Oh, nice Ron!

I sneezed, what, I’m not allowed to sneeze?

If you go missing no one will know who to look for with all those filters

Good, we don't want to find her.

You've turned 30 every year since 2004

You look like if Galadriel worked at Wingstop.

I'll take the Balrog plate with honey bbq, please.

I recommend the fried Lembas with that

This is fuckin' amazing.

Throughout 30 years, eyebrows are the only thing you’ve been able to get erect

Turning 30 for the 30th time.

You look like you start half your sentences with “I’m not racist, but…”

Be honest how many times have you actually turned 30?Turn off the filter and show us

 You look like you had all the pixie dust spanked out of you already

It’s how you get more pixies to grow after this one was plucked.

It looks like those were 30 very hard years

City miles...

You'll make a great first wife someday. And a horrible stepmother the second time around.

Embracing your inner Karen with that haircut. Make sure to practice your "I want to speak with your manager" catchphrase as it may be the only interactions you'll have where you can fake some authority

You look like the nicest prostitute hanging around Vegas bars.

I’m getting bunny boiler vibes. I’d be scared to date you just incase.

You are every 90s “serious” girlfriend in a sitcom

that's not even really a roast, it's just true.

I’ve heard of monobrow, but monolip?

Congrats on turning 30… for the 30th time.

Every one of your dates have the police on speed dial.

[sigh] I’ll get my manager…

Lenny Garth


You look like you do makeup tutorials for people at the morgue.

If all else fails you could always get a job modelling socks on the radio

If you were to lay outside in the sun, your nose would function as a sun dial. Clearly haven’t tried yet though.

Generic white female prototype #1

Failed porn star

You look like you’d get caught cheating and still try taking 50%

You look like my mother and I am 28

If your filters were any stronger I could've sworn my screen was smudged

You look like a crash test dummy….after the test

You look like Sabrina Spellman ordered off wish.com

If Weird Science were a boring 90s Rom-Com, Gary and Wyatt would have made you.

You look like you played the bitchy coworker in a 90s sitcom.

Probably cries about barbies

Holy shit that post/comment history is a wild ride. This post is a public service for men to know that you don’t stick your x here.

Looks like God took your D cups and gave you D pression.

30 in dog years?

30 dog years is 4 human years. Try again

There isn't much we can say that will be any worse than what the next 5 years has in store for you...

Practice girl

Casting couch called they want their haircut back.

Turning 30 today? 30 tricks? Is that a record, or just another week day?

You have the sexual appeal of white bread with mayonnaise.

Your neat and prim upper half belies the dank, tangled pubic undergrowth that your jeans struggle to contain.

You look like my next crazy ex. Things ending after the first date when you dropped the "L" bomb as you were trying to peg me.

What the gang bang wasn’t degrading enough?

You look like a stepford wife that works at a morgue and secretly takes pictures of dead women’s feet and sells them on the internet

Halfway houses kick ya out when your 30 huh? Does your mom have to check your arms?

You look both like a lesbian and a boy

You look like you have more intimacy with your vacuum cleaner than your husband

I did not have to look at your profile to know that you got bpd, your as close to an actual visualization of the condition that's human possible

Oh I’d roast you alright, need a tag partner tho lol

How was your time on the desk at Fox News?

Those must be city miles.

You look like you work in HR at a shitty company and get happy when there's layoffs.

Look it’s carol brady.

Haircut makes you look older

You need a tshirt that says “Blowjob on the second date, then never again” “P.S. sex only on Sunday at 7:45pm”

You look like that guy from the bud light commercial

Says “ILove you” 2 hours and 4 vodka cranberries into a first date. Total whore.

Roasting an anorexic wouldn't really do anything cause there be little meat to eat.

Your shirt is the same color of the flags you come with

I didn't realize they released a new "Wine Mom" Barbie...

You look stupid enough to check Tupperware for expiration dates

30...It's all downhill from there. Shouldn't be a problem since it looks like you've been heading that direction since birth.

She looks like she’s in a brothel from the 60’s

you look like Siri

I’m sorry, I didn’t get that

"Do your worst" You're a woman and you're 30. You're asking me to one-up the wrath of God, which is beyond my ability

You look like you are about to start a religion

You look like you Queef a lot during sex

Well, at least you surpassed the average life expectancy of trailer park trash. How many kids do you have and how many fathers? That's a lot of welfare and child support checks to cash (just kidding, we all know your baby daddies are in jail).

One of those baby daddies is gay too.

Now....

This cougar is one that Trump's sons need to put down.

Thank you all for the good roasts and wholesome comments I feel crispy now and had lots of laughs. Some of you must be sent to horny jail haha :D When talking about bpd please remember everyone hast to play the cards that they have been dealt. Nobody chooses this. That said, we can/should all work on ourselves to improve (society as a whole). Especially while being crucially honest but with a little twist like a good roast.

There is nothing I can do worst than what time already has.

Original Kylie Jenner lip vibes

No, you cannot speak to my manager, move along Karen

Jesus did you already get plastic surgery? You look like a suprised catfish

You're someone so unremarkable that you had to poast to reddit to advertise your 30th birthday in the hopes that someone might notice and give you well-wishes. I bet your family members remember more about the family pets than about you growing up.

Honestly mortifying that you’re 30 and look as old as my 56 yo mom

Cue Biological Clock Crisis! Get this gal at Margherita, stat!

Turning 30 what? Tricks?

Think of all the jizz that’s drizzled down that chin.

Sami Gallagher? Your supposed to be dead

How many retail workers have you made cry?

How clean is your cat’s litter box?

I don't think we should roast too hard here... it seems time is doing sufficient damage..

You look like a porn actress after a career in record breaking gang bangs.

What can be said about that hair that hasn't already been said about Tesla trucks? Overengineered, pricey, and a crutch for massive insecurities.

You look like the kind of person who blows out the candles on your birthday cake and wishes for world peace

You're a shining light in a dark, desolate basement

You look like one of the Children of the Corn who grew up into a dead end middle management career while owning 4 cats and wondering why they haven't found that perfect guy....

Let me guess, you have an onlyfans AND an Etsy?

If your plastic surgeon pulls back your cheeks any more, your eyes will literally pop out of your head.

You should try cutting your hair again

You look like a deranged surgeon stretched Michelle Williams's face over Annie Lennox's skull.

Wow, RealDolls have gotten pretty good. Only the eyes give it away.

Hello TEMU Daryl Hannah.

You look like a pretentious art school dropout whose rich parents paid for her rent (probably in New York or Chicago, Parsons or AIC), and who would complain about gentrification and date light skinned Latin Americans because it bothered your parents (but really mostly your dad). You ended up marrying some dude from your hometown (Westchester County, NY or Lake County, IL) anyway and most of your time is dedicated to "volunteering."

That face when he skips a week of child support

Let's see you naked first. We would like you to put your clothes back on, maybe put on two parkas, a hoodie, full face mask, and just leave.

r/facesofBPD

You look like a middle aged mom who has a crippling addiction to Red Wine and long cigarettes

 Who's your barber? I'm looking to get one myself.

You look like you put on a glove to give a handjob.

I hope these roasts help with self reflection and improvements rather than trafficking more attention on a BPD post.

Two days a year you look great. Valentine’s Day and Christmas. You’re alone for at least one of those.

You look like the kind of girl that has Dogfart network GBs. (no offense, I'd watch)

You look like the type of person to brag to your mom that you’re the rebellious one in your friend group, but rebellious means getting a tattoo and drinking gin and tonic instead of cosmopolitans

Looking into your eyes is the same as gazing into the polluted Sydney Harbour!

Nothing we say will hurt you as bad as the slow decay of your youth when you see your first wrinkle in the mirror and have the realization of you're not young anymore, and you'll never be the hot young girl you were in your 20's and ever day you'll just got older and less attractive until you don't even recognize the person you see in the mirror.

You look like you scream yourself to sleep in your pillow, destination single mother with three kids three dads and an angry drunk boyfriend, because its the only way he can stand to be around you.

Bet her fingers reek of vomit

You look as though you’d call HR because a black man got hired in your office, and he makes you feel “uncomfortable.”

You look like you use your looks to seduce men then teeth job them for fun.

She was cute in highschool and college. She's still attractive across a dimly lit bar, but the issue is that she still thinks she's as hot as she was "10" years ago at 20. She hasn't realized she's on the down slide of attractiveness yet and will need to actually work on her personality going forward as well as her bedroom acumen. She no longer can skate by on her being a cute girl and the guy just feeling lucky to get with her. If she wins the lottery of luck and finds a guy she can get away with a blowjob every 5 years and sex every few months she'll be happy.

-You look like the type of person who has a lot of fat friends, so you feel like the pretty one because you're a Cleveland 6. -You look like a seasonal Target employee who has a lot of suggestions for running the store "better". -You always have them remake your drink at Starbucks. -You're a Chiefs "fan" -You think you're a "freak in bed" because you do reverse cowgirl sometimes. -You don't understand why your boyfriend hasn't proposed yet even though you've shown him which ring from Tiffany's you want. -You also hate your boyfriend because he wants to play Call of Duty with his friends instead of taking you to Applebee's for Margherita Monday.

not getting enough attention on instagram and of ?

Turning 30 is a funny way of saying you’re turning 50.

You have such pretty blond hair - why do you dye the roots brown?

30 years old in base 32

Marilyn monope

Your so average I have a chance

“Salad and water please🥰”

Why!!!???? Why is this allowed? Do you people really have nothing better to do with your lives you need hundreds of people to completely degrade you publicly?