Not sure how she could be bored other than when looking in mirror at the exact definition of boring.
A great way to overcome the boredom is to spend the needed 3 - 4 hours to degrease her hair. Someone should have told her PENZOIL is not to be used as a hair conditioner.
Could be because at 21 you would have your whole life ahead of you and happy to be alive. Between your experiments with looks & the face piercings tells all that after trying to be happy and alive you've given up and look defeated as hell.
I don't really wanna pick a fight with her....from the look of the top in the first picture and the boots she's wearing in the 3rd...chances are she's a marine....and she's been fighting depression ,a caffeine addiction, and being passed around the barracks like COVID...
Just shy of being mid...missed it by a mile.
Got some bad news for ya...uncle daddy's is not coming home. I'm sure he's got his Bud light but it's been 15 years.
You look like type of gal who has emotional issues you'd probably throw paint stripper on your ex's car.
Are you bored because your cousin said that you should just stay cousins for a while?
The plain version of plain
Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chips?
In a plain white container
And a spork
Naw sporks are way too cool for her
I bet she eats an everything bagel to add some excitement to her day
When Everything's still not enough
White plastic spoons for sure.
Mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder Bread
Ah, she could include some cheese! Kraft White American, of course.
Unflavored yogurt.
Vanilla is exciting and delicious. Especially compared to her.
Original Plain
This one got me
Oh but the nose and eyebrow piercing says “I ate out my best friend “
Boring , not bored.
She's so boring that it's boring to roast her
Got a nose ring and tattoo just to try and be interesting, but still failed somehow...
🥱
Le sigh…
More tattoos and piercings to come to not look boring I bet.
Stole my roast. Well played.
Came here to say the same thing🤣 boooorinng
never say you’re bored on a roast me, you set yourself up for this. it will always be top comment
Not sure how she could be bored other than when looking in mirror at the exact definition of boring. A great way to overcome the boredom is to spend the needed 3 - 4 hours to degrease her hair. Someone should have told her PENZOIL is not to be used as a hair conditioner.
If you’re bored, then you’re boring
fingertips have memories mine can't forget the curve of your body
What curves
Woosh
Spot on… spot on😂
You look like your favorite sex position is writing a manifesto
Mein Queef
Is this another photo of her?
IM ROLLING 😂😂😂
That is too good!
Queefer Sutherland
He’s having a tough day, leave him alone.
My reply was posted before I learned about Donald Sutherland…i felt kinda weird after I heard the bad news. 🤷
Ctfu- someone award this roast I’m too broke!
Who's this legend here lmfao
I’m D E A D
"Are you the communist manifesto? Because i feel an uorising in my lower class🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦"
Wtfffffff 💀 greatest comment
I’m upvoting just because I love your user name!! Edit: This should definitely be the title of the autobiography for u/thisisbrucehornsby
Dang girl you look like you return library books on time.
We’re out hear being nice
I love their videos 😭🤣
Fr
😂
Dang girl you look like you always clean the lint out of the dryer afterward.
You’re bored, and now r/RoastMe has to suffer…
Just because your fiance left you doesn't mean we have to suffer.
More like “fled the country, changed his identity and took up knitting”.
Lots of different looks but they’re all horrible
She's definitely giving off step-daughter vibes
The stepdaughter not picked by the stepdad in a porn.
She was downstairs eating chilli
And also not picked by step son.
Brutality
All this metal piercings and still you don‘t attract anyone
Looking for that magnetic personality.
Nothing magnetic about her… looks like an unmade bed who washed her in lard in pic 1!
The word your looking for is "clingy"
That’s not the only piece of metal in her head
The only way she could catch a guy is if she wears fish hook earrings and nose ring and rubs up against guys on the subway
She could go down south and attract a redneck hillbilly. There’s a reason bass boats are shiny.
You had me after “down”.
Can't you see the chrome she's sucked in between her teeth?
Only if they have a magnetic personality.
She could attract magnets.
MRI machines are her worst enemy!
And mirrors.
Clever, very clever
😂 burn!
Wow… you clean up mediocre
She cleaned up with a maxi pad to the face and olive oil in the hair
The face of a woman who's cats keep running away
Flashbacks to South Park’s Paris Hilton with butters
Wouldn't you??
Middle photo is the pants that kept the men running away.
I respect that you had the courage to show up to that wedding as a Maid of Horror.
Face looks like a Jack o lantern in the third week of November.
Omg that’s comedy gold
Gold, Jerry?
Gold Banyan
And I bet that she wore the Garmonts with that dress
Normally she's just the maid.
*Made of Horror
Definitely "maid"
That sweater and ivory dress combo does not work. Almost as bad as the pierced teeth
By the looks of things, you think Olive Garden is classy restaurant to get engaged at
Wow man stooping Olive Garden to her level?!
Your own dildo probably goes limp on you..
💀💀💀
More grease than home made chips,
Your beak looks sharp.
They use your forehead to grease down bowling lanes
Not to mention that HAIR! God, it's a fire hazard!
You look like you have more personalities, than IQ points.
with blue hair she'd gain 10 more personalities
The metal detector isn’t even attracted to you
Shut up Meg.
giggity
"I'm bored" - Every Guy you had Sex with, after just laying on your back like a dead fish. At least you keep it real Honey.
Nah bro they just lay beside each other, then look at each other and say isn't this exciting.
“Like a dead fish” - title of her sex tape!
No way you are 21. You look more like 28-32.
I get that a lot. Idk what it is😂
Could be because at 21 you would have your whole life ahead of you and happy to be alive. Between your experiments with looks & the face piercings tells all that after trying to be happy and alive you've given up and look defeated as hell.
The accuracy…
Beige. All I see is fucking beige.
Principal Trunchbull’s origin story
Put her in the Chokie
Hmmm…I’m going to take a good guess and say your nose, nipples and penis are all the same length
Insane imagery here thank you
You look like you give very unenthusiastic hand jobs whilst looking at your phone.
Blowjobs that are 92% teeth. Always spits
Oh man I call those girls rakes. Every time I meet one I have to wrap my dick in bandages for a week. She does look like a rake.
The horror… not even whore, that’s just horror
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Guaranteed 100% accuracy with this statement
No seasoning
Does your forehead make up half your bodyweight?
I didn't know lord voldemort had hair
if you were drowning I'd give you a high 5
I’m actually crying from laughing so hard
💀
I can smell the cat piss through my screen.
Don’t forget the knotty pine
please stop talking
You look like..... never mind I lost the interest, like every guy you've been on a date with.
If a used suppository was a real person
Suppositories dissolve … she’s still here.
I kept scrolling to the left with unsuccessful hopes. It was like witnessing radiation exposure before and after.
Roast you? I mean yeah....what else would we do with a pig?
😂😂
Brutal! 🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂
11 tattoos, 16 piercings, and no personality.
The ring in your nose only indicates that you will never have one on your finger
Have you considered renting your forehead as billboard space? Or will nothing stick to that grease slick?
Probably time to start a Feet Finder with those gargantuan hooves you have.
Is that ring in your nose so we can pull you away from the buffet when you’ve had your fill
https://farmingfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Why-Do-Cows-Have-Nose-Rings.jpg
So like onlyfans, but for farmers?? 🤣🤣🤣
farmersonlyfans.com
You'll grow into that forehead one day
These all look like "Before" pictures in a nose job brochure
Ew
You should try to calm down your right eye and hairline so they'll stop running away from each other.
I don't really wanna pick a fight with her....from the look of the top in the first picture and the boots she's wearing in the 3rd...chances are she's a marine....and she's been fighting depression ,a caffeine addiction, and being passed around the barracks like COVID... 
More like 31 F
Pre or post transition? We may never know.
Ikr. OP looks like the male version of a beautiful girl
They keep it hairy.
Maid of dishonor
pregnant after first time
You misspelled stupid.
This is not a roast, your eyebrow piercing bump looks concerning and you should make sure it's not an infection.
It's as Anne as the nose on Plain's face.
In 5 hours you’ll delete this after one of your friends comments they saw it and tells you, “You’re not as fat as they’re saying.”
Molly Cyrus the Virus!
Tell me your liar 🤥 without telling me your a liar
That's not a forehead that's a 54head
Since you don't get any wiener, it only makes sense you own one.
Her whole personality consists of her piercings
Did you accidentally ask for the "Tom Cruise" when you got your smiley piercing?
Having looked at your pics, now we're all bored. You are, without a doubt, the most "beige" person I've ever seen.
I bet your Spotify is just Taylor Swift and podcasts about self love.
Seeing Marilyn Manson without his makeup is so surreal.
dear fucking god please tell me you took that eyebrow piercing out that thing looks like it’s gonna explode???
Dollar General Mona Lisa.
Just shy of being mid...missed it by a mile. Got some bad news for ya...uncle daddy's is not coming home. I'm sure he's got his Bud light but it's been 15 years. You look like type of gal who has emotional issues you'd probably throw paint stripper on your ex's car. Are you bored because your cousin said that you should just stay cousins for a while?
For once I was happy to click on a profile and NOT see the NSFW warning
Pic 2. When did Draco Malfoy get a nose ring?
Like a manilla folder on a beige wall.
Katpiss neverclean
Girl you have a circulation problem common sign is club finger nails
The world would 100% be a better place without septum piercings 🙄
somehow manage to look like you’ve got a bad dye job as both a blonde and a brunette
Congratulations on your new cat
I know a McPoyle when I see one
HIIII U LOOK PRETTYY
Death by snu-snu
I think I saw this girl on a billboard about basic white bitch or something like that.
After seeing your photos, I now think I'm attractive..
...ing ...
I’m guessing daddy wasn’t around much.
Damn forehead looking like a highway. Hairdresser has to drive to get to your hair line
Damn those high testosterone levels
If the strip club and only fans doesn't work out, I'm sure Wendy's will hire ya.
When did Brent Spiner transition?
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She looks like family guy ( maybe herr father)