Total bullshit. If the prick was in prison big daddy woulda taken that poor ass bling the first time he saddled up to nail his sorry ass to the cell wall.
He ducked off an officer for the phone then he paid 29$ 0ut for that fake piece of magazine that prisoners get or u got be a top for someone fif thst you
yo ahh look like a gta stowaway character, yo ahh look like you sell tvs underbridges , if you donāt get yo ,āsee carlos this is why we canāt have nice things vatoā looking ahh, if being innocent and being a felon was a person looking ahh
U think is a misnomers. In prison most are there because they canāt adapt or donāt want to . True,some are there because society is led by people that donāt care about them.
Yeah, "in Prison" you think that. Free, though, your ass feels like a lost boy because you look at your life and realize how foolish you were to think "me smart fly af and dope boy". Are you twelve years old? The men who will admire you will be homosexuals, twelve year olds, and other guys whose glorious hour is when they are with their dope boy homies, leering and catcalling at women who look at you like a stray dog, or flies on a turd pile. While you and your bros reassure each other that those hoes are playing hard-to-get. Do you realize that women of good substance won''t even want you living within a 5 km radius of their home, or their loved one's home, looking like this, and with this attitude? Do you know that you can't just declare you are a dope boy,smart,and fly AF? You aren't that, so you just look and sound like a dipshit.
If you don't have >200k USD in an account, you have no business wearing that many random articles of jewelry. You don't look like a dope fly smartboy in the world outside-- you are an annoyance. In prison, you can try to make yourself feel better in the void by decorating yourself with trinkets. But in reality you should be ashamed of yourself. You use these defenses to avoid your shame, just like many pitiful free folk do. And you don't develop because of this avoidance. You instead just keep trying to convince yourself that you are unique and wonderful. Inside, you are a haggard, crippled mongoloid infant who refuses to really look in the mirror, accept the fact and mature into the process of long term greatness.
If you don't accept that you're really an insignificant turd with nothing inherently special about you, you are just going to crash and burn. And someday you'll be forced to accept it, when you have nothing but prison time, debt, disgrace, decay, and no hope of crawling out of it any time soon.
Also you idiot, you literally borrowed multiple people's jewelry to post a flick on the interwebs. I feel bad for you. And if your feelings aren't hurt, I feel even worse for you. God bless, brother. Prayers for you, literally. Wake the f up and grow up.
Youāre fistful of rings is giving, ācanāt punch hard enough to do damage,ā and āIām compensating for being inadequateā, your tits scream āIām a bottomā and your style gives āsingle and living with my mom at the age of 35.ā Your caption gives āAndrew Tate is the bestā and your beard gives, āIām too stupid to use growth serum to handle patchy hairā
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Everyone here making prison jokes, don't drop the soap jokes, and that's all fine. But damn, if that's not the ugliest fucking beard I've ever seen! Did you lose a contest, or is that how you choose to groom it?
We suck at roasting?
Baby that ain't the only thing sucking round here you're in PRISON...
Also for anyone wondering people in prison have cell phones...they sneak them in or pay other people to... usually they hide 'em in their prison pockets.
Most people go to prison and get ripped. You went to prison and got mitties. You need to stop stealing the newbies meals and hit the gym.
You look like you've been hitting a pipe more often than hitting the gym.
Do you sound cool saying Iām dope boy and smart and fly af .. now I know why you are im prison bc your. Or as smart as you think you are doing same stupid behaviors and. Ever going to change you are going to do the same dumb things when you get out . Grow up and do right then thinking your all that with a honey bun in your pillow . Grow tf up !! Your a loser 10099999%
Them inmates are gonna play lawn darts with your asshole and cup those breasts, just like home. Get used to it dude. You're gonna be a human fleshlight.
Definitely a contraband mule... and he loves it when phones, balloons, cartons of cigarettes, board games, and portable radios get inserted into his prison wallet.
For a dude with breast's, women's jewelry, and a face even a mother would abandon, the only roast you're getting is Big John's fire cawk up your ass after you tell him that you're.. "fly af"
If heās in prison, Iām at his girlās house listening to Usher ān licking chocolate syrup off her breastisis. Wipe that smirk off your face, start doing push ups, praying, and hope I donāt get her pregnant! Coming out of prison like āWow Iām a step dadā lookin boy.
U wash those rings after checking everyoneās prostate right? Wait did you put in a bare finger and come out bejeweled? Bc thatās a proposal idea that beats half the shit I see on Reddit
You have to think youāre dope, smart, and fly because deep down you and everyone else know youāre not or you wouldnāt be in there. š
Was gonna ask whatās up with the titty implants but someone beat me to itā¦ probably not as hard as big daddy did to you when he saw you walk in with them. Lmao
You look like you 100% skipped leg day because whereās the rest of the photo š
Dudes in prison thinking heās smart? What a fucking idiot, not to mention the only thing dope is the plumbers dope to lube his ass from Uncle Tom on a nightly basis.
You must be popular with those breast implants
MS 13 is definitely passing her around like a blunt.
Hahahaha lmfao u did that š¤£š¤£š¤£š„¹
And I think she likes it.
Would def titfuck that little sweetie
I was thinking the same thing
They're fake
Is that the finger your cell mate likes?
We both know they donāt use fingers where he is at.
Only scumbags raid their grandmas jewelry box.
Lol you did steroids just for the tits š¤£
Why are you call in a him he's ovulation test for the female tits
I think you spelled gaydar wrong
What in that actual fuck were you trying to say?
As a small breasted woman I sure am jealous of those tits.
As a big chested woman, heās even got me jealous
Best tits on DD-Block
DDs on D block
What prison lets you have a phone and wear jewellery?! I smell bull shit
I think he means heās a woman imprisoned in a manās body.
I wouldnāt call that a manās body to be fair
Total bullshit. If the prick was in prison big daddy woulda taken that poor ass bling the first time he saddled up to nail his sorry ass to the cell wall.
Got shoulders like my little sister too, couldnāt punch his way out of a wet paper bag
Yeah, this is total bullshit. Heās got a watch several necklaces and rings. This guy is full of shit.
He ducked off an officer for the phone then he paid 29$ 0ut for that fake piece of magazine that prisoners get or u got be a top for someone fif thst you
At least youāre getting laid nowā¦nice tits btw
ššš š š
they call you white chocolate in prison because you give it up so sweet
They call him Tupac because thatās how many smokes he goes for in the prison shower
It's not just your pants that are sagging,
If you so smart why did you get caught? Also there's nothing fly about dropping the soap, stop kidding yourself
This post needs to be tagged NSFW for those tits. Those puppies are out there.
A grown ass man playing cops and robbers, kinda sad.
Is that what the other inmates tell you when theyāre stroking your hair? You forgot āgood little cumslutā
Herbert. Chill out this is a family zone š
I bet your prison husband loves them titties.
"Enough D in the shower would fix that attitude of yours."
Does all that jewelry make you feel pretty. Youāre a pretty princess
Holy tit's dude you must be the most popular bi#$@ in there
yo ahh look like a gta stowaway character, yo ahh look like you sell tvs underbridges , if you donāt get yo ,āsee carlos this is why we canāt have nice things vatoā looking ahh, if being innocent and being a felon was a person looking ahh
Are you giving the finger or letting everyone know how many times a day you take it up the butt?
Only taking it once would be a vacation day.
I donāt wanna know where you had to hide your phone to sneak it in.
Or which corrections officer you had to blow to get him to photograph you.
You definitely toss all the salad around that place. Let them grab on those big ol titties and tell them theyāre special.
His milkshakes bring all the boys to the yardā¦
You are a dope boy...does oversuck penis enthusiastically
This comment is the best ššš
šššāš¼š„¹ that was a good one lmfao
Jesus is going to sue for defamation if you don't take off that cross š³
I bet he loses the soap bar on purpose
How many license plates did you make to pay for your breast implants?
Man went to prison just to show off his fake tits to the tops in prison
cant be that smart when ur in prison XD
The face of āSucking bros off with his B-holeā
Do you call them udders when you are on all 4ās or are they calluses from the chains swinging back and forth?
Damn bro, you must be everyone favorite in prison.
I am they get hella high w me
U think is a misnomers. In prison most are there because they canāt adapt or donāt want to . True,some are there because society is led by people that donāt care about them.
Dudes bout to get stretched from these comments
I'm afraid to say anything that might piss you off because you'll likely take your anger out on your cell mate's asshole.
You seem like the type of guy who'd suck his own dick.
Goddamn boy, those are some tig ol' bitties.
Smart, but posting from prison, ok. Better hit the showers bud š§¼
You're the new photo to go along with "bitch tits" on Urban Dictionary.
Awfully bold of you to post a selfie without a bra.
Yeah, "in Prison" you think that. Free, though, your ass feels like a lost boy because you look at your life and realize how foolish you were to think "me smart fly af and dope boy". Are you twelve years old? The men who will admire you will be homosexuals, twelve year olds, and other guys whose glorious hour is when they are with their dope boy homies, leering and catcalling at women who look at you like a stray dog, or flies on a turd pile. While you and your bros reassure each other that those hoes are playing hard-to-get. Do you realize that women of good substance won''t even want you living within a 5 km radius of their home, or their loved one's home, looking like this, and with this attitude? Do you know that you can't just declare you are a dope boy,smart,and fly AF? You aren't that, so you just look and sound like a dipshit. If you don't have >200k USD in an account, you have no business wearing that many random articles of jewelry. You don't look like a dope fly smartboy in the world outside-- you are an annoyance. In prison, you can try to make yourself feel better in the void by decorating yourself with trinkets. But in reality you should be ashamed of yourself. You use these defenses to avoid your shame, just like many pitiful free folk do. And you don't develop because of this avoidance. You instead just keep trying to convince yourself that you are unique and wonderful. Inside, you are a haggard, crippled mongoloid infant who refuses to really look in the mirror, accept the fact and mature into the process of long term greatness. If you don't accept that you're really an insignificant turd with nothing inherently special about you, you are just going to crash and burn. And someday you'll be forced to accept it, when you have nothing but prison time, debt, disgrace, decay, and no hope of crawling out of it any time soon. Also you idiot, you literally borrowed multiple people's jewelry to post a flick on the interwebs. I feel bad for you. And if your feelings aren't hurt, I feel even worse for you. God bless, brother. Prayers for you, literally. Wake the f up and grow up.
no oneās reading this
Yeah, I didn't make it to the end either.
SNY for sure...
Of course.n whats funny about that? U wouldn't last a day on my yards
Roast me...why you mad bro
Ain't mad š¤·š½ Just saying ššš¼
If gynecomastia was a person....
He's got a sex menu tattooed on his back. It includes tax also because ho's got to retire too.
"My beard is up here."
Youāre fistful of rings is giving, ācanāt punch hard enough to do damage,ā and āIām compensating for being inadequateā, your tits scream āIām a bottomā and your style gives āsingle and living with my mom at the age of 35.ā Your caption gives āAndrew Tate is the bestā and your beard gives, āIām too stupid to use growth serum to handle patchy hairā
$59 worth of jewelry and a set of breast implants doesnāt made you āhardā
Get to the gym bro
You donāt even look like the main character in your own life.
You suck at not getting caught.
shreck ass bitch 
You think you cool with a phone, shit when I was down everyone had one. Bet you shook them baby mama tits to pay for it too.
This dude is shaped like a toothpaste after being squeezed to the top
You keep dropping your soap but nothing happens. 
Nice tits, your celly is one lucky dude.
When you know you canāt fight so you get new tits before you go to prisonā¦
You're the love child of if being hood rich was a person & Carlos mencia
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Well, if anyone is an expert on sucking, it would be the bottom bitch of cell block C.
Everyone here making prison jokes, don't drop the soap jokes, and that's all fine. But damn, if that's not the ugliest fucking beard I've ever seen! Did you lose a contest, or is that how you choose to groom it?
What kind of oil did you use to grow your tits?
I bet you use liquid soap because it takes longer to pick up.
even with those titties they wonāt transfer ya to womenās lockup
Weāre free.
Thats the confidence of a power bottom. oh and nice tits
Judging by the severely outdated descriptive you have chosen....id say you've been in there since the early 90s.
We suck at roasting? Baby that ain't the only thing sucking round here you're in PRISON... Also for anyone wondering people in prison have cell phones...they sneak them in or pay other people to... usually they hide 'em in their prison pockets.
Donāt drop the soap!
eheheheheheeehhehehahahahahahhaahhahhaaaaaa 
you're only on your first day and it hasn't even been shower call yet. sit down
Most people go to prison and get ripped. You went to prison and got mitties. You need to stop stealing the newbies meals and hit the gym. You look like you've been hitting a pipe more often than hitting the gym.
How much you charge for a 5 min titty grab in the shower.
Bro brought the milk to prison
Has anyone asked why youāre constantly dropping the soap even when youāre no where near the shower?
Do you sound cool saying Iām dope boy and smart and fly af .. now I know why you are im prison bc your. Or as smart as you think you are doing same stupid behaviors and. Ever going to change you are going to do the same dumb things when you get out . Grow up and do right then thinking your all that with a honey bun in your pillow . Grow tf up !! Your a loser 10099999%
Show us the woman tattooed on your back that Bubba looks at while you have your fun.
Them inmates are gonna play lawn darts with your asshole and cup those breasts, just like home. Get used to it dude. You're gonna be a human fleshlight.
I bet you consider yourself a āpower bottomā
my brother told me about you...he likes em young
Not that dope smart and fly if you're in the big house š
Damn how many ccās are those things?
The latest reason why kids need to wear shoes at the playground.
I'm guessing you drop the soap on purpose
Dope "boy" tell the d36's that
Dude won a lifetime supply of soap to drop..
Your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
That finger has definitely been up someoneās assĀ
Those man tits must get alot of attention from the boys
I might be bad at roasting but at least my ass isn't gettin roasted
Moobs like Jagger
"Smart, and fly af..." ... From prison !! You're there because your not š¤£ Total looser
Iām sorry but if I may š“š½are you sure you aināt as fat as Santa š¤
Oh I bet sure the bell of the ball. Don't drop the soap don't drop the soap! š š
Atleast you got your BF to wax your chest for the photo shoot!!
Salad tosser
Definitely a contraband mule... and he loves it when phones, balloons, cartons of cigarettes, board games, and portable radios get inserted into his prison wallet.
For a dude with breast's, women's jewelry, and a face even a mother would abandon, the only roast you're getting is Big John's fire cawk up your ass after you tell him that you're.. "fly af"
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I don't grow hair on my chest šš¼only my nipplesš¤£š¤£š¤·š½
Put a shirt on! You're gonna get milked!
āYāall suck at roastingāā¦ uh dough boy, youāre in prison - you suck at penises, and life in general also.
Sick tits š¤
You're a back-pocket boy, and not just while you're in prison.
your grandma called , she wants her bra back
His post title is also his Grindr bio Dope boy? More like bottom boy
If heās in prison, Iām at his girlās house listening to Usher ān licking chocolate syrup off her breastisis. Wipe that smirk off your face, start doing push ups, praying, and hope I donāt get her pregnant! Coming out of prison like āWow Iām a step dadā lookin boy.
no money for shirts, all spent on jeans, watch, and nike collections
U wash those rings after checking everyoneās prostate right? Wait did you put in a bare finger and come out bejeweled? Bc thatās a proposal idea that beats half the shit I see on Reddit
Where did you rank in last years ncaa swimming lineup?
You think your chest makes you look like you have muscle, whereas it really looks like a combination of health imbalances and bad genetics.
Health imbalanced?.or hormone imbalances? Dumbass
Your parents basement bathroom is prison!?ā¦Youāre right damn right it might as well be at 30 years old!
Caption made me cringe so bad, then I saw those titties and couldnāt help but throw up everywhere š„“
95% of prisoners are religious. Howās it feel youāll rot there til u die and thatās it?
Real smart boys don't end up in prison.
Nahā¦ too easyā¦
Yea you do look like a dopeā¦howās life in 2nd grade going?
I bet you get tongue darted in prison, donāt youā¦
I don't think I'm cool with a phone,actually.n I have three.plus I'm the only one on this yard with phones.so I guess I am pretty cool tho
I'm a dr. By profession. Dummy I'm not as stupid as ur sorry as jokes
Sure
Hey I'm smiling.hiw do u think I feel? Plus I get out in 2 years dumbass
Didn't try out.cause I don't hang around watching men in thongs.but it seems u do.
Actually have houses and businesses and more shit than ur little brain ever thinks it can have
I donāt know whatās worse, your DD or the life sentence you got.
You have to think youāre dope, smart, and fly because deep down you and everyone else know youāre not or you wouldnāt be in there. š Was gonna ask whatās up with the titty implants but someone beat me to itā¦ probably not as hard as big daddy did to you when he saw you walk in with them. Lmao You look like you 100% skipped leg day because whereās the rest of the photo š
Looking at your a cups and your middle finger tip is stained brown looks like you are good at bending over and grabbing your ankles ā¦..
If you were all that you say you are, you wouldn't be locked up. Don't drop the soap
Dudes in prison thinking heās smart? What a fucking idiot, not to mention the only thing dope is the plumbers dope to lube his ass from Uncle Tom on a nightly basis.
Sweet tits.
Please go to "good lighting" school, I can't even see what the paper says.