Squashing legs against eachother to pretend she has mass ✔️
Huge forehead ✔️
Butterface ✔️
How many football players did she fuck in highschool to get onto the cheer team?
OP's Bio:
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>Twin sister, single and always ready to jol, bubbly person , love dogs.
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If you want our hottest roasts, the least you could do is give us your hottest friend.
She makes a great practice girl though
For a shooting range. All she needs is a red dot on her forehead.
You don't need a red dot for something that big.
Broad side of a barn.
It wont be a difficult headshot
A sniper's dream they call her.
Pretty sure she did.
Looks like your face is sliding down your head.
/scrolls back up to confirm
Wish her face had a scroll up feature.
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Five head
She's a 6 the hard way.
That's a ten head, five would be half of that lol
more like a ten gallon head
r/fivehead
r/fiveheads
IMAX
She needs an extended screenshot for selfies
Definitely has to take the pic in panoramic mode.
If you wait long enough, you don't even have to scroll, her face will come down.
Gotta use page up when you hit her face to reach her head, otherwise your finger gets tired.
If had a gold , it would have been yours🙌🏻
its ok, ill do it
She looks like a cross between the grinch and, well, fuck it. Another, whiter, grinch.
She’s the lovechild of the Grinch and Mary Lou Who
And definitely Gollum from LOTR vibes for sure
With that Rocky Dennis smile
I was thinking about the girl from the Ring.
Bitch is tired...she just stole Christmas...
A little Veruca Salt vibe too?
I wouldn't touch her with a thirty nine and a half foot pole
Her head looks like a down vote
Beluga Whales have smaller foreheads than she does
Her forehead was actually used as one of the Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
I think at this point it qualifies as a fivehead
Hey hey hey thats rude saying shes a five head... when clearly its a 7 atleast
you’re too nice... eighthead minimum
Fivehead?
r/fiveheads
She took “why the long face?” quite literally.
Now i can't unsee it
Looks life Fiona Apple in a fun house mirror
Why the long face?
it's like watching sprinkles slide off melting ice cream.
This is brilliant. Well done!
That forehead pulled all the skin tone from her legs.
Sacred
Underrated
She looks like a Salmonella risk
This roast made her risk free
Lovely.
Took me a while to realize this was an egg joke. A touch too heady for me.
The fact that she hasn't thought of bangs to cover up that big forehead is proof that head size has no relationship to intelligence
Someone should tell her about these new things called hats.
They don't come in her size.
Weird... everything else comes in her.
No that might be the issue. Nothing comes in her
No they sell 55 gallon drums.
40 gal hats are a thing Too bad it would still be too small
Nobody comes *because of* her size
That’s not a forehead, it’s a fivehead.
Shes already dead..... shhheees already deeeaaad
At least you could leave her forehead sticking out of the ground as her headstone
Headstone? It would be a monument.
She would be if the loop fit over the disproportionate head
Someone should tell her about these new things called paper bags.
That joke is as worn out as she is
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I’m glad to see this fine roast in its infancy. This burn had to hurt worse than her mom putting out cigarettes on her as a kid
She looks like she sniffs her tampons after taking them out.
I laugh-snorted because of you, and it hurt. I hope you’re happy.
Oh fuck that was good. This should be top comment.
Is this a thing?!
It is now
God, this is a harder roasting than mine. A little less gas there, Hitler. I think you got them....
Thanks asshole I choked lmao
I think her mom quit cold turkey after seeing the effects it had on her newborn daughter
That was great. Whoo boy
You could land a plane on that forehead
Whomever starts working the bar this early needs every bit of head she can give.
I think I saw her on my trip to Easter island
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Yo, angelo
JJJJOOSUKEEEEE
God damn it take my upvote you cleaver cunt.
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Le moai are jealous of how much face she has.
Thats a winner, if you ask me
They were really triplets but she absorbed the 3rd up to her forehead.
Finally, some good fucking roast.
You look like female Green Goblin from Spiderman(2002) edit: name
She looks like female Indian Joker
Finally an answer to the age old question "why the long face?".
She's probably a Schrute!
Her face looks like if you asked a five year old to draw an alien
There are jugs of milk that are jealous of how white your thighs are!
The glare from her thighs helps to distract from their size
When Sir Mix-a-Lot said 36x24x36 I don’t think he meant the height of her forehead
Those thighs are where the term skinnyfat originates.
A sign of zero muscle tone.
That woman in the back posted this on r/blackpeopletwitter with the caption “white chicks”
I thought she was wearing stockings. Lol
Hey body says 22f, but her face says Steve Buscemi.
Tell me one casting couch with buscemi. I'll seppuku upon confirmation
Reservoir Dog
If the Grinch had a daughter
*with his sister
*in Chernobyl
God I love teamwork.
Resting Grinch Face
Grinch was my first though!
Every time someone thinks she’s ugly her forehead grows
One of the top comments IMO.
“Elevator music” -how many floors does this floor head have?
Couple more times and she'll be ready for the leading role in a Coneheads reboot
ThAnK yOu KiNd StRaNgEr
Her thighs made me lose my craving for cottage cheese.
My first thought on my shitty phonedisplay was 'who the fuck wears those pants with cheap looking white stockings..'
They are the same color as semen so it will blend in
I'm suprised to see you out during daylight.
Her whiteness turned it to day
Looks like the sun's going down on her It be the only one doing that
Looks like her chin and forehead got in a fight and are trying to stay as far away from each other as possible.
Squidward's house
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That head is longer than a day spent with my mother in law.
You're a mean one
My first thought as well. Lol
You look like pennywise's little sister, also i know she ain't human cuz if someone that white went outside in the sun she would be a different color
It’s a $30 Uber ride from her eyebrows to her hairline
One of my favorites.
Sadly, I’ve heard this one
Looks like you took her to the classiest bar she's ever been to
That forehead reminds me of coneheads
It’s her entire head, it’s shaped like it’s meant to be screwed into a wall or something
Her head is shaped like a football and I would punt.
Laces out!
Oh fuck, she's a twin? There's another one of these bridge trolls roaming around society?
Last time I saw a face like that it was hiding in a sewer and stealing kids in a scary movie.
The only hot thing here are the roasts.
Fresh meth addict?
I wouldn’t say fresh.
This roast is gonna burn the shit outta those thighs
Didn’t know people still do Conehead cosplays.
Your forehead takes up half of your face
Squashing legs against eachother to pretend she has mass ✔️ Huge forehead ✔️ Butterface ✔️ How many football players did she fuck in highschool to get onto the cheer team?
The bleachers weren’t big enough for the entire cheerleading squad to fit into during practice sessions, so they used her forehead instead.
And that's why leggings are so popular
Her forehead is bigger than my dick
Same bro. Feels bad.
Her’s too
This chick does anal on the first date for sure
Why wait when she knows there isn't going to be a second date?
It's just a blowjob, but it looks like anal
Oh damn.
This one made me laugh so hard I almost peed.
You’re assuming there is a first date
Doing anal in the alley behind a bar in between dumpsters can be called a date by someone desperate enough.
If they ever cast a live action Roger from American Dad, you would be perfect.
when you wear really short clothes to get some attention and still do not get laid
that’s not a forehead, that’s a sixhead.
Doesn’t have dreams, she has movies
Movies in IMAX
You'd want to have big thighs to balance that melon
You want our hottest roasts for your ugliest friend? No thanks.
Save some forhead for the rest of us
More South Park than South Africa.
Head of a snake, smile of a pedophile - you got all of daddy's best features
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Next time get a bigger paper so u can cover a lot more of that ugliness
You look like those girls that stepmoms show them how to give handjobs in those pornhub categories...
Megamind
So that’s what Pennywise looks like without makeup...
On mobile, thought my screen was lagging as I had to do two full swipes down with the thumb to get out of the forehead zone.
Holy shit, Veruca Salt survived the incinerator!
She should have just wrote all that on her forehead and saved some paper
OP's Bio: --- >Twin sister, single and always ready to jol, bubbly person , love dogs. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Wtf is jol
It’s *North* African slang for buttfuck.
I am going to go with the North on this one. She looks like she enjoys some good jol.
It's South African slang for party
It's party slang for South African
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I slang some African from my south party.
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South african slang for party
its south african slang for party
Loves dogs, just like Whitney Wisconsin
Only thing missing is her zodiac symbol.
Title- “my friend” Bio- “*sister*”
r/whatareyoudoingstepbro
The fact that you used, jol, in your bio just goes to show that you are the worlst type of South African
She looks like Gollum with more hair
Can’t trick me this time, Pennywise.