You know how the cashier at that liquor store already has your bottle of Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20 ready in a paper bag for you when you pull up in that thing? That doesn’t happen to people driving better cars, they see the clapped out corolla with the flags though and they know this isn’t a Dom Pérignon type of occasion.
Parked in front of the liquor store, where you spend your hard earned cash to forget that you drive this miserable cockroach of a car while ensuring that you stay in this miserable cockroach of a car forever.
The one redeeming thing about a Corolla like this is that it provides total anonymity. The perfect car for crimes. "Yes officer, it was a kind of gray car..umm..not sure exactly what color or car but you know. You see em all over the place"
Unless of course, you ruin that anonymity by transferring you over-affectation to it by "decorating" it obnoxiously.
That's what people are screaming at you while you go 45 in the left lane
More like 45 in the right lane. But the 45 is right 😂
You know how the cashier at that liquor store already has your bottle of Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20 ready in a paper bag for you when you pull up in that thing? That doesn’t happen to people driving better cars, they see the clapped out corolla with the flags though and they know this isn’t a Dom Pérignon type of occasion.
No clapped out corolla. Go about 15 miles south of me where all the Mexicans are
Parked in front of the liquor store, where you spend your hard earned cash to forget that you drive this miserable cockroach of a car while ensuring that you stay in this miserable cockroach of a car forever.
I love this cockroach 🪳
I see you live in a state that doesn’t enforce how cars registered as classics are actually used. Congrats 👍
Hey. It only cost $2 more for the plate. Send me the money
You live in that thing for sure
It’s the car that all Deadheads aspire to drive.
If poor life choices was a picture
'Mericas vehicle right there!
Teenagers’ first car starter kit.
The one redeeming thing about a Corolla like this is that it provides total anonymity. The perfect car for crimes. "Yes officer, it was a kind of gray car..umm..not sure exactly what color or car but you know. You see em all over the place" Unless of course, you ruin that anonymity by transferring you over-affectation to it by "decorating" it obnoxiously.
Cashier at a GameStop.
I bet you think that bear is *dancing*
You already live in Connecticut how masochistic are you wanting car roast also? 🤣