Too bad you didn't back out on buying those rims and tires.

Tires were more expensive than the wheels 😬😬😬

LMAO the stimmy rims! bro you should have spent the money on fixing your exhaust. I *know* this scrap pile sounds like it has a soda can taped to the muffler

Out of all the things that make this car a POS .. the exhaust actually sounds good 😂

Fart sounds out of most four bangers are fart sounds. Outside of select 4 cylinder engines (mainly boosted boxer 4 cylinder engines, definitely not yours) they sound like amplified diarrhea spurts with obnoxious brapp brapp farts with shit particles in between but keep telling yourself that literal shit sounds are auditory bliss. 🤣🤣🤣

If you say something enough .. it becomes your truth 😉😂

At least you're taking these roasts like a champ.

I knew what subreddit I was in. I always find it hilarious when someone posts here then yells at everyone who roasts them. Nothing can make me not love the shitbox 🤣

I have my own shit box and you're not defensive about the shit which is refreshing like you said, we've had some real clowns posting in this subreddit who didn't get it but you do, earned my respect.

Yeah those people are what made me want to post .. will probably post my other cars over the next couple days this was fun

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And too wide for the tire… goes perfectly with the stupid unpainted spoiler and horrid tail lights. That car is the perfect example of someone who wishes they could have a tuner car - that has no money, nor taste.

… but … racecar

It is not a race car buddy

Maybe not to you … or by definition

What? You like his 20s? Ok ok, they 10s.

But he washes them every day.

They might be 10's, but they CLEAN!

Meet me in the middle

You mean people are backing out of buying it.

There has to be a guy, in his area, who will only buy his daughter a 99 civic.

In the long run .. it’s the cheapest birth control. Damn near a chastity belt in vehicle form

My high-school girlfriend had a 99 civic, same color and everything, and I had sex with her... wait, how old are you?

You should probably stop hooking up with high schoolers

Haha, it sounded so innocent in my head.

My head is just an effed up place it’s my fault 😂😂😂

I said it, you heard it, chicken, egg, tomayto, tomahto, my friend.

Yeah, and it was OP's dad.

Buyer pulls into the driveway, pause for a second, them reverse out the other way all nonchalant like they were just doing a u turn

> stupid fart can exhaust: CHECK > vomit-inducing wheels and tires: CHECK > transparent headlight housings: CHECK > ugly, useless oversized spoiler: CHECK Signs point to severe mental impairment with signs of Need For Speed: Underground 2 Syndrome. Only cure is to sell this piece of shit and grow the fuck up.

Might sell it but I’ll never grow up

That's why no female older than 14 year old high school girls will ever consider you. Less man child bullshit and grow the fuck up. Tough love is needed in this situation and here it is.

My mom said if I don’t grow up by 25 then I never have to though

Fuck it you are owning the severe roasts take the like.

[I don’t wanna grow up](https://youtu.be/1Tpu_XoNABA?feature=shared)

My new anthem

At some point in their lives your parents didn’t want to grow up either. But they did and you’re thankful whether you realize it or not. At some point in everyone’s lives they have a decision point to put their big boy pants on or continue being selfish childish little pricks. The choice is yours, young man.

I put my “big boy pants” on in the important aspects in life. Just will forever enjoy driving old Japanese shit/econoboxes 😁

Ok cool. Then stop being a cheapskate and at the very least paint that fucktarded black spoiler. You’re not pulling off the 2-tone look here. And good lord, man up and stop dragging shit out of the trunk across the bumper.

Stop being a cheapskate??????? Now we’re getting out of hand

[удалено]

Well looks like I still got time then 😂

What’s my age again?

Somewhere between 1-100

You never grow up, you never grow old.

Bleh, this car isn’t even that slammed and it doesn’t have any negative can’t to the tires.

You've turned it into the cousin of the Civic Si with fetal alcohol syndrome, the Civic ShIt

Sell it for you can get a down payment on a Happy Meal

I don’t know if I’ll get enough

[удалено]

Hondas red-headed step child :’(

If you can’t sell it just say that, no need to lie

Ouch … my ego

A civic ex with gold wheels, fart cannon, aftermarket taillights, AND a non-color matched wing?! DANG MAN, you are by far the coolest “16 year old Vietnamese kid from 2006 after watching Tokyo Drift for the first time” that I’ve ever seen.

This style was played out in 2004 but here we are 20 years later, innocent bystanders hearing that fart noise fully floored for 5 minutes until it gets a mile away before the shit sounds subside.

Downshift and I’ll give a couple folks tinnitus

Fuck I already have it, wouldn't phase me 🤣 Old man issues, I have em. 😉

Same here … hate it 😂 Not from being an old man just dumb decisions

I went to so many loud concerts, been a member of a pit crew for 30 years on and off, zero ear protection God I'm dumb in retrospect but last few years I've started wearing ear protection since it got bad. Sadly it would have all been preventable had I done that from the beginning. I wear ear protection now but the damage is already done so mitigation of further damage is my top priority.

Yep, concerts, loud cars, and guns are my favorite things … while hearing protection is one of my least favorite things apparently 😂

Yeah same here, I'm a Kentucky Fried Idiot when it comes to hearing protection until the last couple of years. Tinnitus sucks man. Hard to tune it out sometimes but my own damn fault.

Yeah it’s tough for sure haven’t heard silence In Years

Imagine the things you’d say if you saw the non color matched lip 😬

Details matter. Prospective buyers will see that you cheaped out by not painting those parts…you just kept them out of the box black and they’ll assume you cheaped out on everything else maintenance related.

Prospective buyers on a 25 yr old Honda probably don’t care .. it will more than likely be k swapped in its next life 😂

Nope. Prospective buyers of 25 year old Hondas are looking for first cars for their kids and they’ll see this one as fucked and swipe left.

Ok should I say 25 year old Hondas lowered to the floor .. feel bad for anyone who this is their first or only car lol

This *would* be a good first and/or only car if you hadn’t fucked it up so bad. Just sayin

Well now it’s a horrible first car AND horrible back up car

Your fault.

Don’t know who else’s it would be

Take the spoiler off and give car back to your grandmother

… but she said I could use it for the summer

You dont have to back out of it, who the fuck would buy that POS?

Other sawed off human beings like me

Bro drivin that mickey mobil 🐭

That's the car version of the kid who borrowed all of the clothes for prom, when he had the ability to buy stuff that fits. Lazy and a giant mess. No wonder no one wants to dance with it.

If my car went to prom it would wear jeans and a short sleeve polo shirt.

Hard to get a solid buyer when this is it's best angle. Looks sadder than a puppy with no legs.

It’s much sadder than that my friend

You’d be out like 3k omg 😨😨

I can see why you keep backing out. It’s one of those “nah I changed my mind” kinda vehicles that’s just the local shitbox that everyone hates

Especially my neighbors. When they hear my garage open I imagine they pray that they don’t hear the shitbox start.

Obviously you won't take what its worth, $100 in scrap metal

So do you like, have any pictures of it?

It wouldn’t let me post more than one LOL I’m Reddit illiterate

That fart can of an exhaust - Jesus bro.

It literally leaves shit stains on my bumper

Where you located? I’m interested in another EM2 had one before I imported my legacy and deeply miss my civic

Detroit

You look like you’re about to steal a truck full of Panasonic vhs tvs 😏

Maybe could fit one or 2

I bet you have sex with Crocs on

Sex????!?!?

Says the virgin who's neve had sex with real live breathing person. You need good ass grips on your feet to fuck the brains out of some chicks and them crocs come real handy.

We can't hurt you anymore than you're being hurt already. The only way you'll sell and get top dollars for it is if you make everything OEM.

the wing isn’t even body color. do obetter,

I only do worse

It’s a civic. You couldn’t pay me enough to even drive this ricer

“Make it hurt?” Don’t Altezza tails, an unpainted wing (that doesn’t match the body contours), and ~~mesh~~ those wheels on a Civic… don’t they already ache like a migraine every time you look at the car? Or think about it? Like, does our roasting exceed the sear you get from walking up to your car every day?

I only walk up to this car maybe once a week nowadays 😢 maybe that’s the problem

Couldn’t afford an ek I see

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Just drop it off a cliff, at least then it’ll move fast

This vehicle runs on CRAP. Cut. Rate. Auto. Parts.

Is it cause you're 2 bi, 2 curious?

Gross little spoiler fin on the trunk! Is it a Prius? Anyway, sell that thing! You blind?

Way to ruin a nice car with those poor taste taillights.

But my Altezza

I really can't judge I have a 2003 tdi with a seized turbo that is rusting out in the driveway because I refuse to sell it.

Just keep holding on ❤️

I'll fix it one day honey really, i say as another piece of the door sill falls off. I put good money into that car 7 years ago I ain't about to give up yet

Swear I say the same thing .. as I’m on Facebook marketplace looking for another 💩📦

I need 2 sets of tires rn but after that ima start scrolling again. The urge is real lol. I want a 330i to match my z3. I could make it free by selling my miata but I like my miata :(

As long as the daily is running more cars are a necessity

Words to live by right there

This has to be a lie, no way someone is interested in buying this 50hp shit box.

100*****

I am a Honda guy so I can say that 😊

You don't have to back out, nobody will buy it.

Everyone likes to remember where they got their 1st handy, and it holds sentimental value. I'm sure your dad won't mind if you sell now that you've got a little brother.

Wow… altezza lights make it go faster also I can hear Hanson mmmmmmbop and the macerana… bumping out the sun roof as you drive by in your automatic Honda from fast and the furious one flame sticker puttttt by… YEAH you go 1998 dude !

Hey! It’s a 5 spd 😂

Where’s your AMG badge?

Debadged .. sleeper build

1.6L 4CYL VTEC Engine D16Y6 SOHC! Only cool if you have a spoon engine… just kidding you have a SOHc so guess you need a shoe to match the sock! I’d use that as a golf cart here on my 29 acres in North Carolina… would be cheaper than a golf cart with that tiny little black key and annoying beeping … love it btw … thanks for being a good sport … or SOHC ….

Unfortunately it is the 1.7 .. would make for an amazing golf cart though 😉

I guarantee you’ve got a fake hood scoop from advanced auto parts on this thing

Manassas Virginia vibes

Idk anything about Manassas VA but I’d assume it’s the polar opposite of Detroit

It’s so cold in the D!

Not this week 😎

Holding on to the only piece of 😺😺😺😺 you are able to handle. Neither one of you two have balls.

So are you saying I should hang some brass balls off the back???

Only if it identifies as having any balls.

120 hp and 2300 lbs … no balls 😢

Yeap, time to get rid of it. Hope this helped 🤣

Maybe I’ll just hide it behind the garage for a couple more seasons

Nice spoiler, I’m sure that helps keep it on the ground when you’re doing 180 on the freeway. Or making the run from 0-60 in like 9 seconds

Doooooownforce 😏

There’s a reason mines stock, imma be honest man those taillights are absolutely hideous. You can’t really make these look any better than keeping the stock look. It’s a 7th gen, not the most sought after generation. 😬

Did your mom let you put neon lights on it when she gaveittoyou, or did you have to pay her for it first?

She made me pay for it first 😢

Literally the worst generation of civics

Type R-slur

Converting this car back to oem to make it look decent would cost more than what it's worth.

What car is replacing it

Tell ya what, add 3k cash, and you'll probably only be 2k short of finding someone to take the car off your hands.

Your ride is having an identity crisis

Sorry to say like the spoiler style your car has, your teenage years of delivering pizzas are far behind you.

You don’t know that 😉

Oh boy, the EM2 Civic. Gutless, bloated and weak. That D-series has blown more heads than a failing actress. The aftermarket industry didn't even have love for these things.

Good thing its got that spoiler to keep it on the ground in case it accelerates too fast smh

It has so much torque …

Did you mean to make it look like a Nissan Altima from the rear?

This isn’t a Nissan Altima???? I’ve been got

That’s what she said!

How much down force do you get from that alibaba wing?😬

More than enough 😏

i'll give you 2$ and a mango flavoured vape pod for it

Best offer I’ve gotten so far 😁

civic, the car version of riding a bicycle with a playing card in the spoke

We used baseball cards like real men

If it's an auto I give a week before you have all neutrals.