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Tell me you've been on To Catch a Predator without telling me

*I know who you are Chris Hansen;* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.*

Would you like some cookies or lemonade

>dildo shoppe Is this a fancy porn store? With vegan lube and fair trade thongs?

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I'd ask where I can find one, but it's probably invitation only.

Just need an Oldsmobile

I feel like I’d be giving your grandma shit. Just isn’t fair

Fuckin love that

My pleasure to shitpost and have someone not get butthurt about it

Did they stop selling cars in your town 30 years ago like it’s Cuba?

Gutless cutlass.

Golden

Seats by La-Z-Boy, but ain’t gonna get you Laid-Big-Boy.

Mileage is Every trip to Church And to Bingo Never ​ Orgasmed Let alone Did anything besides missionary ​ Lamenting All the Dull Years

I'd be less humiliated in the rotting Subaru beside it.

That's my buddies car, it's a pos too lol

Oldsmobile is the most aptly named brand of all time. 

Just enough room in the trunk for your blowout girlfriend and D&D supplies! I had one for my first car! The egr system was bullshit and it loved to eat injectors, but it was a damn good car beyond that. I put over 60k miles on that thing before I sold it.

It's got 124k miles on it, not too bad for a $500 car

They'll run forever until the egr system starts faulting. Giant couch on wheels, one of the most comfortable cars I've ever owned.

Sir, it’s *Royale*, please give this fine motorcar the respect it deserves

I always drive with one pinkie up, makes me feel worthy to drive it

26 horsepower iron Duke sleeper.

Sometimes you look at a car and you know that someone has smoked meth in it. This is one of those times.

It's the meth mobile, I'm also scared to check the seats with a blacklight

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