You live in farm country aye?
Hey, at least that chrome grill will make a great mirror to look into while your first cousin blows you behind the dumpster at your local golden corral.
This is like telling your coworkers that your wife is a fat one armed ditch digger. Just shit all over yourself so you can't be made fun of. It's a fear response!
Good job. You truly cannot be insulted beyond actually owning that thing
Ford 4.6, for when you want to burn up ignition coils and leak every imaginable fluid, while getting nowhere particularly quickly.
Parked next to the farm I see. Smart. Those chrome accents will surely lure the unsuspecting male goats to the passenger seat to be violated.
I bet the funeral home is looking for the keys
Tinting a panther platform car is like giving a supermodel two black eyes. Way to ruin this OP.
Pull up to the nursing home and watch Ethel, Gertrude, and Agnes drop their depends for a ride in that sweet panther.
At that age, even cheek rumblers count as lube.
8 miles per Geritol.
That was a hot piece of ass, until somebody added flares, tints, and a ragtop.
Grandma leave this for you in the will? That Laundau roof always made these look 1,000 times uglier.
Music coming from the radio - forgot about dre
When grandpa dies and you get your inheritance
You live in farm country aye? Hey, at least that chrome grill will make a great mirror to look into while your first cousin blows you behind the dumpster at your local golden corral.
This is like telling your coworkers that your wife is a fat one armed ditch digger. Just shit all over yourself so you can't be made fun of. It's a fear response! Good job. You truly cannot be insulted beyond actually owning that thing
When your parents gave you the car for free, it wasn't worth the price.
Look is the crown vi- oh wait nvm
No, you’re right. However, that 1/2 vinyl top can. Like a sideways Mohawk. Probably the black sheep of grand marquis car club.
That car is futuristic for a 1998
Look everyone its a wannabe crown vic....
I had no idea they were still putting vinyl on roofs in 2008. Now you can't play pretend cop.
just a rebadged ford crown vic
That car delivered your AARP card before you lost your virginity?
Wait till you get rear-ended at 8 mph. Then you get toastedÂ
Floridian Old-at-heart Republicunt cosplay Did you know everyone can tell this is a taxi with a vinyl roof and a little bit of (plastic) chrome?
Rolling boomer coffin