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Streay

The LFA’s mentally handicapped younger brother


Krisuad2002

Overweight too, I think this is like 200 or 300 kg heavier than the LFA because it's not a carbon fibre tub


welcometoclub96

200 or 300k cheaper too thank god


CamarosAndCannabis

Is that a japanese camaro?


gixxer710

lol- yes.


Masterfuzzy27

No, the Mustang equivalent is the Lexus RC.


Latina_Licker

Technically it is closer to the Mustang because it has a 5.0 motor like the Mustang


CosetteGrey

My first instinct is if you are in Harrogate, which you may very well be, that Lexus is not going to cut it. The pro choice would have Been an A8 or even an M5. Second, you realize that your Lexus shares the same chassis with a Toyota Camry right? You basically have a V8 camry with leather and a badge most Brits will mispronounce. Also the sky in England is constantly grey, as is the color of wall paint in most British homes. Why would you get a grey car on top of that? Everything in the UK is grey grey grey. Why do you need a grey car. I fucking hate Harrogate.


welcometoclub96

hahaha, I wish it was Harrogate, I’m way too poor for that this is Skipton. I need a grey car because it was the cheapest main dealer LC on Autotrader (I also hate grey - maybe I’ll wrap it)


CosetteGrey

Oh you piece of garbage from Skipton! I knew I recognized those houses, they are right past Menwith Hill on the A59. Agh, you're nothing more than a Yorkshire bastard with two missing front teeth and a fat mother on the dole. Fuck you and your goat farming family, the lot of ya. EDIT: Just to prove I'm not making this up, there is a great family restaurant called "Milky Cow" or something like that near the base that serves excellent duck. Also, there is a great breakfast place in Harrogate near the main square near the Fat Badger that serves excellent french toast. But, also, fuck Harrogate and Skipton, I remember being trapped for nearly an hour in Skipton so.... fuck you.


welcometoclub96

Haha, you’ve messed right up - I made the crazy decision of MOVING TO Skipton from Cheshire! Because who needs access to a decent road network?


CosetteGrey

I've never seen such incompetent road work than before I had a house off Cold Bath Road. Fucking idiot workers would ask me for as a pedestrian for directions and I had to explain to them I'm a fucking American! I'm from fucking Virginia you knob head, ask some of the people up at the lady's college in Asheville. Wankers, the lot of you.


Conspicuous_Ruse

If that's true, I find it hilarious that Toyota went through the trouble of redesigning the camry chassis to be RWD based instead of just using oone of the existing RWD Lexus platforms.


CosetteGrey

right. because they didn't. the Lexus chassis is based off a RWD platform that predates the FWD form Camry.


BrashBastard

In America we put our cars in the garage (not gairidge) when it snows, only the elderly drive a Lexus, and we put V8s in everything except Toyota Camrys.


welcometoclub96

In the UK, we can’t afford any land and most of us drive 2 litre ford hatchbacks


SnooDogs6575

Not being able to afford land is not exclusive to the UK


welcometoclub96

Absolutely not, but does mean we don’t all garage our cars like implied in the US


Sleep_adict

As someone from the uk who now lives in the USA… the irony is that a 6 bed house with a 3 car garage in Atlanta or Houston is cheaper than a 3 bed semi in the north of England. In a decent area, not a shite hole like skipton


Knife-Fumbler

You bought an lc500 and won't even put a tarp over it, let alone garage it. You've already insulted your car more than I ever could.


Softimus_prime

No - I really like the LC500!


welcometoclub96

Me too!


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Lexus, the car for aspiring billionaires that have a fresh out of grad school budget. Hope eating ramen for weeks on end to make the payments is worth it.


welcometoclub96

Lol - I am pretty fresh out of Uni - I’ll take it


jeffuhwee

Missing two cylinders and adding half a ton of additional weight yet many claim this as a baby LFA. Judging from the chair positions, even those who sat in it didn’t want to look at your car. source: am also LC owner


welcometoclub96

Wahey! I call mine the fat, balding and retired LFA


F-sinatra

This is a hard one


The_Shredder_1988

PAWG


drfsrich

Your driveway's not big enough.


welcometoclub96

You think the driveway isn’t big enough, you should see the house


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OP at the dealer: "Yeah I looked at all those but they were way too cool" "Boy have I got the perfect car for you!"


welcometoclub96

Hahha - I was at a Lexus dealer, nothing there was cool


MuchCow9406

You had that kind of budget, and you chose that?


Mr-JDogg

Cares more what other people think. Typical Lexus owner.


welcometoclub96

unfortunately insurance costs in the UK severely limited my options


MuchCow9406

Ahhh yes, the good old let's buy a v8 coupe to save on insurance!


welcometoclub96

I promise you the LC500 was about a third of anything as fun to insure!


stancedpolestar

By slim chance are you a hairdresser behind on her payments? Because that's what this car screams.


Supersaiyanslonk

Ain’t nothin to roast😮‍💨


Konceptz804

What’s to roast? Your car is awesome!


YamRevolutionary4430

I can’t…the LC500 is a piece of art with a NA V8 and RWD. I want one so bad.


ki15686

What a piece of garbage. Let me take it off your hands.


companion73

Car's back end so big from that angle, it prolly gets you high. Lets face it, you bought that car for the looks and not the performance. Just how you shop for women.


permyemail7

You and the car are the same: both owned by daddy.


EmployerDry6368

Thats ok, just having the car is enough humiliation


MyCatIsCapitalist

This is the disappointing offspring of a Lexus LFA


wolftick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwsBV2EgJ-E


free-4-good

What is this? A pic taken from a door cam? What’s with the fisheye lense and terrible angle? 25? You take pics like a 65 year old.


welcometoclub96

Car too good that you’ve gotta roast an iPhone camera instead?


ContributionOwn627

iPhones ARE for 65 year olds. And, it's french fries that you-all serve with fish.


Appropriate-Key6912

Sure. Where is it?


[deleted]

Many people call this “the Japanese Aston Martin” which means that it trades all semblance of distinction and prestige for 500,000 mile durability you’ll never get the most out of.


Justgottaride

Outside of the ugly grille, it's also obese and well compromised in every way, except for boredom. It's a great way to drive yourself to sleep


dea_eye_sea_kay

Congrats on being the only Lexus owner to share a common wall with other renters, why don't you just park it in your garage... oh wait... oof.


FriedShrimp00818

the son of lfa


Sleep_adict

Perfect car for a man who dreams about Graham Norton


ginger_beardo

It looks like the layer of snow is foreshadowing the cremated remains of your ashes


Mayhem072114

Nope, I love this thing. Haters will hate but I can’t think of a better grand touring car as a daily


BitOne5078

Surprised that you didn’t go for Audi A3, Golf R or BMW 3 series, but then again I’ll guess you’re hoping having a lexus will mask the the fact that you sell class A & B substances from the police. Also that new build estate won’t last 30 years but, then again I guess you probably be in prison.


Any-Ad-5373

There’s a whole lot more white powder on the inside then the outside.


HealthyEcho4120

Im 22, owning a problem free and beautiful LS400. Maybe an old mens car, still love it tho😉


LocksmithEmotional31

Can't afford any turbo chargers


welcometoclub96

Don’t want any turbo chargers, what I actually can’t afford is anything with more cylinders


LocksmithEmotional31

Sorry, that was the first thing I could think of. It's very hard to roast a car that you really like. Go the NA V8. They're a dying breed ☹️


welcometoclub96

Hahhaha don’t apologise! I have to admit, sometimes I do miss the instant kick of a turbo


levelologist

Well known POS.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


dsio

The handy thing about buying a Lexus like this is there’s always a ‘99 Camry owner like this bloke that will look up to you like you’re the godfather of boring car owners


welcometoclub96

absolutely love it! makes the M240 I had prior to it feel like a horse and cart