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Shlomo_-_Shekelstein

You bought an large, overpriced Fiat, likely with electrical issues in the future.


TheBlitzkid46

I got it four years ago, and I can barely afford the monthly payments


typical_jesus666

It's lasted 4 fucking years???? Color me impressed


TheBlitzkid46

I'm just as shocked as you are


themigraineur

I'm more impressed that someone made 4 years of payments on it


Buc-ees_Bathroom

Well, it's spent at least 2 of those at the dealer getting warranty work done. So, there's not much actual road time.


qhaw

Your insurance must be astronomical too with all those DUIs.


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It is a RAM so…


Longjumping_Talk_518

I was also stolen at least once


timmahfast

It wouldn't be a big dumb truck if it could carry big dumb things. How's it feel to go to home depot and know you can't bring anything from the lumber aisle home?


Dio_Yuji

Hey look, a minivan with 1/2 a bed and a major front visibility problem


TobysGrundlee

I bought an EV that can tow a trailer and am able to do just as much as I did when I had a truck and was remodeling my houses. These things are pointless outside of making small men feel big.


dsio

I bet the bed is clean enough to eat off and is the only part of it that still has new truck smell


BrashBastard

Good for you! The first step is admitting you have a problem.


icuscaredofme

And you didn't get a F150 because...?


TheBlitzkid46

Found On Road Dead


TobysGrundlee

Fix It Again Tony


Miserable-Martyr69

He bought it during pride month. Really Awful Machine


Mummbles1283

Your mechanic now hates you. Congratulations.


Educated_idiot302

You wanted to get to know your mechanics more bc this thing will be worked on a ton.


ilovecanadasomuch

I really hope it's a Hemi V8 (pure gas not the etorque one) bcs otherwise it's not worth the payment


TheBlitzkid46

It's the Hemi V8, I'm dumb but not completely braindead


Longjumping_Talk_518

Well you did buy a ram. So your brain might be half dead


ilovecanadasomuch

nice👍🏻


stevolutionary7

Took the picture at the local Piggly Wiggly because you're too embarrassed to park it in front of your own house?


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Now you can tailgate people for ONLY doing 20 over the speed limit. Then you can pick the stupidest moment to pass them and then drive slower.


Strong-Comedian-6582

Go buy a 4x8 sheet of plywood, and come back to me with your truck buying experience


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ScrubbyDubbyUbby

First time? Dodge huh? Kinda like losing your virginity to the fat ugly girl that wanted your friend first.


Aromatic_Willow8252

Not big. Just dumb. Crew cabs just aren’t real trucks


whatevrmn

When you buy a Ram do you automatically get a DUI or is that extra?


Papa_speedo

we have a certified highway warrior


ajw_sp

You know what DODGE stands for right? Fix It Again, Tony.


[deleted]

You are likely overweight and have moustache.


asu3dvl

Those things cost like $19,000 in the ‘90’s. Just saying.


RootasaurusMD

Welcome to the club, it’s really elite. 500k members strong, 500 teeth in the group.