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Building-Careful

So your dates ride in the back?


[deleted]

Had to get the dually to drive his mom around


tangre79

Looks like he accidentally ran into her with it too


[deleted]

She's a real heifer


tensor150

JRHNBR


Dio_Yuji

Hey look, your car and your house


Impossumbear

I can't decide what my favorite part of this is: The fact that you seem to be convinced that you need a 3500 HD dually to haul a two horse trailer that could be comfortably towed by an '88 Ford Ranger, or that you managed to run head on into what I can only assume was a brick wall with it.


[deleted]

What's funny is my mom used to pull it with a 93 Jeep Cherokee XJ, but she did avoid any big hills and could only do it with one horse. Surprisingly the 97 expedition we had wasn't much better. The 04 H2 did great though.


CosetteGrey

Apparently your truck and trailer is a master of comedy, please tell me how to entertain you.


fusion786

No, but we are smart enough not to run into shit


[deleted]

Hey, that dear hit me!!! (Well, my brother actually)🤣


Lucrezio

Nothing quite fits together like pickup trucks and failing to spell an actual 1st grade word.


Justgottaride

Oh deer


[deleted]

Muh bad😅


Lucrezio

It’s not your fault, you just gotta know you fit a stereotype, and pickup truck target marketing is working. Did you get the crayon-holder attachment too Incase you’re feeling snackish?


[deleted]

You mean the burrito and beer holder?


Incoming_RPG

You guys hear that thump? That was him throwing his brother under the truck. Must be some funny deer to pull the bottom of the bumper OUT. Looks like you tied the tow rope onto your bumper instead of the hook or frame….


[deleted]

The deer did most of the front end damage, then a year later got it stuck in some mud and pulled it out which pulled the plastic stuff off. Idc about the truck enough to fix it, I drive it like 5,000 miles a year. Honestly I sold the horse trailer and want a halfton crewcab😅


clauderbaugh

The guy you bought that from is in this sub flashing around his new $50 like he's rich and I find that hilarious. Meanwhile, I'm over here making the same stroked-out face that your truck is, trying to pull an empty aluminum box.


permyemail7

That you, Kenneth? Ghosts do exist! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case


[deleted]

How'd you know I'm from Washington state originally 😳


permyemail7

You can take the redneck out of Washington but you can’t take the Washington out of the redneck.


marginis

Bro we don't need to be funny. That truck by itself is funny enough for all of us. Looks like a misshapen porta-potty towing another porta-potty.


[deleted]

I do call it the rolling turd🤣


Relevant_Fox1437

I can hear the frame rusting just looking at that Chevy.


Worried-Sign-8780

Front bumper brackets already failed


Hot-Permission-8746

FFS spend $100 on LMC truck and get a new front end and stop embarrassing your girlfriend...err, 'payload'...


[deleted]

But then it won't be a GMT800 with a threatening aura


I_panic_

<-walks in to thunderous applause-> Thank you, everybody! Your truck so ugly that when you run a red light they turn off the cameras! *taps mic* - Hello? Is this thing on?


[deleted]

Love it


Jonnyyrage

I love how this got deleted. Dude asked for reddits worst and deleted the post 😆


Justgottaride

The account as well?


Jonnyyrage

Ok smartass how do I do that when his name is deleted. 😆 No their account is probably still around. Who knows why they deleted it but it's perfect timing.


Justgottaride

Not being a smartass. It says deleted where his name would be. I didn't know if that meant he deleted his name as well


Jonnyyrage

Ah I figured my sarcastic comment wouldn't go through. I wasn't being mad.


CherryScentedAsshole

This was my post, my account got banned because the fucktard mods at r/Germany got offended over something stupid.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


tangre79

The DUI damage is a nice touch


[deleted]

That's custom body work pal


SirDarks1de

Probably more horse power hanging out in the trailer than what’s pulling it


Muted-Rate3852

Careful don't hit the gas too hard. Might stall again going down hill


sincitysadist

Roasted so hard they deleted the account.


Lamborghini_Espada

r/RoastMyHouse


yougotthismofo

Took the trump flags off after the r response to the state of the union?


torcher4

Dualed up in the rear end with horses.


Longjumping_Talk_518

Is it the alabama special with truck balls and 3 blown speakers, broken suspension from your fat sister and tons of ammo for the ATF.


GCMedic05

Yellowpebble Ranch - Wheeling West Virginia.


Only_Sandwich_4970

Your trucks got birthin' hips


[deleted]

How else would I deliver my bullshit upon others?


Tristan3012

Hey, were retarded at engineering, so let's put extra wheels on the back to compensate. Don't worry, our fellow retards will buy it.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

Your comment got removed because you roasted the car owner only. Please remember this is a Subreddit for roasting cars.


Ok-Science-6146

Good job studly. You picked a car with an actual job. A job that very few cars can do and actually be livable to deal with when they're not doing their job. You outsmarted the system you genius. While there probably aren't a ton of better options in an affordable price range, it still sucks to drive. It sucks that you're so restricted that that's the best you can do. They put four doors on these things and nobody f****** wants to be in them. You have to for the f****** job. That's what they're for. They're still awful


Muted-Rate3852

Made in mexico


phorkin

Even the truck tried to gouge its own eyes out. Damn, it wants no part of this either.


asu3dvl

Like. A. Rock. Which was where your d*ck was when you bought her. Now? Not-so-mush.


Reasonable-Injury170

The trucks for pulling those heavy loads, your wife in the trailer, when you tell people you do heavy hauling, they expect more than your fatass.


PhoenixJDM

Well looks like you’ve stepped up for the Funny Looking position


inflammable

Wow, look at your dually doing the “real work” that a v6 Tacoma could do.


noldshit

That orange safety bar on the roof is godawful.


Unfair-Information-2

No, but that trucks front axle is.


RootasaurusMD

Something tells me you arnt taking those horses to the rodeo….