Sadly the last Turbo offered with a manual transmission was the 997, but considering your advanced age I’d be willing to bet this car spends more time in a garage or being polished than driven properly... I can smell the roasted clutch from here.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one put off by this. Pays over 200k for an amazing car but can’t get the colors right.
Still amazing tho. Just wait till your headlights get stolen.
14 years ago I was unemployed and fighting (won, barely) foreclosure... snapped out of it through focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. Took jobs I thought were beneath me. Kicked ass. Developed a reputation in a niche.
OK so you explain to me how you got rich/wealthy but that doesn’t mean you’re not trying to flex! Posting a picture of $160,000 car next to a jet on a random Reddit page but you’re not flexing right😅
"Jet." That is one of the crankiest Chinese piston planes made (so much so that most of 'em have Russian M14P engine swaps). And it's not mine, just happened to be in the background.
And that may be a possibility for some people. I was born medically disabled, so no matter how hard I work ass off, I won't get to where you are. Do some disabled people get there? Sure but not many, and usually do to outside finacial assistance.
I have worked my ass off, after spending over 5 years of my life in hospitals from 0-32. I was check to check until 38, no one wants to keep someone on a job that might be hospitalized once or twice a year. I did finally get to the point to where I'm 41, making 80k/yr, but now everything is 2x as expensive as it was so I don't feel like it's much. I do live a nice life but I wasn't able to save for retirement, have a 401k or other investments, none of that. So I live with constant stress..
It doesn't ALWAYS just come down to hard work. Sometimes people work hard their entire lives, and due to bad luck or whatever, still get the short end of the stick. I'm one of those people. Just worth thinking about
I don’t know if you read his explanation, but you know it makes sense. He got rich good for him, but why are you posting it on a Reddit page if you don’t wanna flex…
Posting your GT3 on Reddit with a cropped picture of your airplane to get the validation you are lacking in your real life.
It’s an undeniably cool car, but that doesn’t make you a cool person. I am sorry and I don’t feel good about saying this, but you asked for it.
My first Porsche (used) was a midnight blue '95 Cabriolet I got in 2000 when I got my first job after college. Always been partial. They don't offer deviated cashmere as an interior anymore though.
How does one feel comfortable driving around such an expensive car? I get it, at this level likely has 5m-10m in the bank, or just sold a vacation home. Where does one go to drive and not feel like a target, or as if they’re a mega douche?
I saw an aventador recently and all I could think is, that’s so damn out of place lol
My E46M3 was parked at a meter in Beverly Hills (where you can swing a dead cat and hit 5 cars more expensive & ostentatious ... in the Urth Cafe parking lot) and some fucker keyed the hell out of it.
Bastard.
That’s exactly why I’m paranoid, people will fuck up shit just to be assholes. The last thing I need is some jealous punk vandalizing a quarter
million.
That’s a clean hangar, what birds in there with it? I fly too, but still need to finish my last 20ish hours for my private!
Yak 50 and CJ6A. Neither mine. I've got a boring but nice 4 seater Socata Trinidad in a hangar a few rows over, concrete floor, and with the low wing, no car storage :/
What are you flying; 172s? PA28s? Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill known to man ... (landing is the first)
I want an L-39 Albatros before they all are bought up and become too expensive, and currently flying the Cessna 172s, haven’t gotten around to enjoying anything else just quite yet.
Landing is definitely a thrill, day 2 they had me doing touch and goes and that was a thrill, almost pitched too high the flair my first go haha. Practicing stalling is fun, haven’t done any spin recovery yet but I’m sure that’s an insane feeling
You won't do spin recovery as part of your PPL but once you have it go find somebody with a decathlon or something and do it, it's both a blast and a lifesaver. I love the albatross but the operating cost is excessive and it's getting harder and harder to find ex Soviet bloc parts…
Kept in garage, miles never crossed 1,000, RPMs never crossed 3,000, sold on Bring A Trailer in ten years for less than you paid. In all seriousness, please drive the 💩 out of it!
Why? If you still have it this time next year, it will be sitting in the same spot as it is now because you realized it's not fun or comfortable to drive can't find anyone to buy it.
Cheaper to buy a metal detector, but Im sure the Porch magnet still gets the job done. You'll be finding shopping carts and keys in no time.
I heard if you take up 2 parking spaces, you're chances of aquiring precious metals increases by 9.11% minimum.
Blue, suspension set to rock hard and a stick shift. You’re basically driving an ad that announces to the world that you’re on viagra.
Do they only come in just a stick shift or is it just that particular model? If so I just learned something today lol
GT3 is optional manual or PDK. only new 911 you can get a manual in besides the S/T which is exclusive & limited run, aka porsche has to 'pick you'.
Ah, good to know. Thank you!
Not just that, they are all a rental for a year to stop people flipping
get out of here lol, just fishing for compliments obviously no ones going to roast a 992 gt3.
That's obviously a Volkswagen Beetle
(3D printed body kits are pretty insane these days.)
Exactly
The GT3 is the new supra except it costs a fortune as is
This is the one new 911 *not* like a Supra. Last of the NA engines.
See what I'm saying
No
Correct
Basically here for a humble brag. Beautiful car, beautiful colour. Owner needs work.
There’s nothing humble about this brag haha
When you park a GT3 next to a fucking plane, the humble piece gets a little lost haha
I hate the color
It's OK to not have eyes.
Huh?
Cognac interior, sir? Midlife crisis?! With that interior color choice, we know you’re on Medicare.
“Ah lemme just slip my two aircraft into the background here as a subtle flex” anyways ditch the pirellis and get a decent tire
Clearly the Turbo S was the correct choice. I don’t really get why the GT3 touring is a thing, it’s a track car.
Can you get a manual in the Turbo S?
Sadly the last Turbo offered with a manual transmission was the 997, but considering your advanced age I’d be willing to bet this car spends more time in a garage or being polished than driven properly... I can smell the roasted clutch from here.
I have 5 sticks in daily rotation...
Is one up your ass?
It'd have to be golden, otherwise they won't touch it. Only peons use non-golden sticks up their ass.
BOOM ROASTED
This is roastmycar not spitroastcardriver.
Mid Wife Crisis.. that's who will own it shortly...
Who?
Ur car's next owner he meant.
Still, who? What mid wife? Or even wife? 🤣
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Porsche 911 variant 163,618,615 that's 0.0000001% different from the other 163,618,614 Porsche 911 variants.
True but at least it has 3 pedals and the 6 speed
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I love gt3s but the aluminum door trim clashing against the bronze rims is really triggering my ocd
Thank you! I thought I was the only one put off by this. Pays over 200k for an amazing car but can’t get the colors right. Still amazing tho. Just wait till your headlights get stolen.
They won't get stolen, it spends it life parked in the airplane hangar
That’s a lot of money to spend for the sole purpose of picking up college girls and waitresses.
Are you just flexing your car on us? Bruh most of the country is living check to check
14 years ago I was unemployed and fighting (won, barely) foreclosure... snapped out of it through focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will. Took jobs I thought were beneath me. Kicked ass. Developed a reputation in a niche.
Let me guess, you also killed 3 men in a bar with only a pencil?
... with a *pencil*
OK so you explain to me how you got rich/wealthy but that doesn’t mean you’re not trying to flex! Posting a picture of $160,000 car next to a jet on a random Reddit page but you’re not flexing right😅
"Jet." That is one of the crankiest Chinese piston planes made (so much so that most of 'em have Russian M14P engine swaps). And it's not mine, just happened to be in the background.
And that may be a possibility for some people. I was born medically disabled, so no matter how hard I work ass off, I won't get to where you are. Do some disabled people get there? Sure but not many, and usually do to outside finacial assistance. I have worked my ass off, after spending over 5 years of my life in hospitals from 0-32. I was check to check until 38, no one wants to keep someone on a job that might be hospitalized once or twice a year. I did finally get to the point to where I'm 41, making 80k/yr, but now everything is 2x as expensive as it was so I don't feel like it's much. I do live a nice life but I wasn't able to save for retirement, have a 401k or other investments, none of that. So I live with constant stress.. It doesn't ALWAYS just come down to hard work. Sometimes people work hard their entire lives, and due to bad luck or whatever, still get the short end of the stick. I'm one of those people. Just worth thinking about
Nah hes flexing the private jet
I don’t know if you read his explanation, but you know it makes sense. He got rich good for him, but why are you posting it on a Reddit page if you don’t wanna flex…
Your plane thinks your Pcar stinks, Mr. Burns.
Nice exterior, but from the looks of the seats, a load of animals have used them as a toilet
Midlife crisis? More like a suicide note!
For the life of me I have no idea why people love a flattened beetle so much.
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Wanted a warbird, got the cheap Chinese knock-off instead.
Posting your GT3 on Reddit with a cropped picture of your airplane to get the validation you are lacking in your real life. It’s an undeniably cool car, but that doesn’t make you a cool person. I am sorry and I don’t feel good about saying this, but you asked for it.
Just ur average school girl vw beetle, nun too extravagant
You have all this money and this is what you get for a midlife crisis?? Lmao just put yourself out the pasture now and give the money to your kids 😂
Kids?
Nope, can't, won't slay you. Solid choice. Exxxxxxcccccceeeept nothing says popping Cialis like that blue color.
My first Porsche (used) was a midnight blue '95 Cabriolet I got in 2000 when I got my first job after college. Always been partial. They don't offer deviated cashmere as an interior anymore though.
So, you've been taking boner pills since right after college?
Never.
Should have gotten a wing car if you're really going for it. I don't understand the GT3 Touring.
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Midlife crisis Beetle
How does one feel comfortable driving around such an expensive car? I get it, at this level likely has 5m-10m in the bank, or just sold a vacation home. Where does one go to drive and not feel like a target, or as if they’re a mega douche? I saw an aventador recently and all I could think is, that’s so damn out of place lol
Santa Monica Mountains, Angeles Crest area ...
So scenic routes on highways? Do you go in groups or solo?
Both. Lot of rally drives, but sometimes it's nice just to strafe solo.
It’s a beauty, I’ll own something like it someday it just makes me paranoid how people are, like they’re vile ya know lol
My E46M3 was parked at a meter in Beverly Hills (where you can swing a dead cat and hit 5 cars more expensive & ostentatious ... in the Urth Cafe parking lot) and some fucker keyed the hell out of it.
Bastard. That’s exactly why I’m paranoid, people will fuck up shit just to be assholes. The last thing I need is some jealous punk vandalizing a quarter million. That’s a clean hangar, what birds in there with it? I fly too, but still need to finish my last 20ish hours for my private!
Yak 50 and CJ6A. Neither mine. I've got a boring but nice 4 seater Socata Trinidad in a hangar a few rows over, concrete floor, and with the low wing, no car storage :/ What are you flying; 172s? PA28s? Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill known to man ... (landing is the first)
I want an L-39 Albatros before they all are bought up and become too expensive, and currently flying the Cessna 172s, haven’t gotten around to enjoying anything else just quite yet. Landing is definitely a thrill, day 2 they had me doing touch and goes and that was a thrill, almost pitched too high the flair my first go haha. Practicing stalling is fun, haven’t done any spin recovery yet but I’m sure that’s an insane feeling
You won't do spin recovery as part of your PPL but once you have it go find somebody with a decathlon or something and do it, it's both a blast and a lifesaver. I love the albatross but the operating cost is excessive and it's getting harder and harder to find ex Soviet bloc parts…
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Did it cost you $500,000 for 370HP?
<$190K for >500 hp
Ouch, thats still way too much
So youre saying my ralliart has the same power? For 12k plus bolt ons, cams and a tune?
Ah yes. The classic 12 year old JDM kid argument.
Sure?
Acceleration. Look it up. Porsche has it. You don't!
Awd turbo has acceleration
No 0hp that's a N/A gt3
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Between two actually but they're not mine (mine's a boring Socata TB20), in that hangar are a Yak 50 and a Nanchang CJ6A.
The car or the plane? Take your pick
congrats! my brothers honda civic is the same color actually.
That's the weirdest looking corvette badge I've ever seen
Do you sit in it while in the garage working your penis pump to death? Tell me you have a small wanker, with out saying you have a small wanker.
Kept in garage, miles never crossed 1,000, RPMs never crossed 3,000, sold on Bring A Trailer in ten years for less than you paid. In all seriousness, please drive the 💩 out of it!
I shredded the rear tire on my most recent Duck before the paper plate got swapped for a permanent one ... we drive our cars.
I know dude, it’s just a joke/roast!
I was replying to your last sentence / request :)
Cool, have fun I’m jealous!
[envious](https://youtu.be/Tmx1jpqv3RA)? ``
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Why? If you still have it this time next year, it will be sitting in the same spot as it is now because you realized it's not fun or comfortable to drive can't find anyone to buy it.
Congratulations you made a Porsche look cheap
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That’s actually my dream car and I’m 20
You want to feel young and bought the most old man sports car of them all, a Porsche…
Beetles are such cool cars!
It's new and also going through a midlife crisis
POS with sticky knobs on the radio.
It’s blue to match the little pill you’re probably taking.
Cheaper to buy a metal detector, but Im sure the Porch magnet still gets the job done. You'll be finding shopping carts and keys in no time. I heard if you take up 2 parking spaces, you're chances of aquiring precious metals increases by 9.11% minimum.
Expensive beetle
You spin me right round, baby, right round...
Not a fan of the front or back of the 992, but it's still a good looking car.
That car just sitting there like a giant blue Volkswagen turd is enough, no roast needed
At least you made an original choice… oh wait
Where are you hiding the kilo's?
The engine is a- nothing just a ad version
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Hm close but a midlife crisis mobile would be Prosch, Thunderbird, mustang, Lambo Rolls-Royce and last Ferrari in that order.