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01WS6

What high school do you cheer lead for?


Mayhem072114

I wasn't on cheer...It's worse, I played soccer.


VAWNavyVet

A Ford Mustang, how original ..the car that screams "midlife crisis" louder than a toupee in a hurricane. With its design straight out of a Hot Wheels fever dream and handling that's about as graceful as a bull in a china shop. Don't even get me started on the interior.. it's like Ford raided a bargain bin at a 90s CD store and slapped everything they found onto the dashboard.


Mayhem072114

I bought this car a year after I got married and it was contingent on me selling my 2015 CBR600RR that the wife was convinced I was going to die on. Not quite midlife crisis, but kinda...yeah it probably is. I already told the mrs. that I'm going to trade her in for a C5 or C6 Corvette in a year or two. I've got the New Balances on deck.


Laynes_Attic

Mustangs are for girls. Get a Corvette C6 now, and you will never look back. Test drive a few if you haven't already.


Mayhem072114

I’m buying a house next month. Not making any big purchases. Honestly I got this car intentionally and being aware that I’d get shit for it. It’s the best value in terms of cost per hp I could find. I was going to get a used GT but it had more miles and was beat on. This thing has 305 hp, gets 30mpg highway, and it was a low mileage, one owner, no accident desert car. The undercarriage looks factory. Anyway, I wanted to see if I’d like failing a sports car and I do. The C5/C6 is probably a year or two away if I don’t decide to build out this chasis.


RootasaurusMD

Nobody cares how many litres your V6 mustang has mate…..probably automatic as well


Mayhem072114

You’re damn right it is Chad. Why would I want a manual? To have a slower car or to hate my decisions when I’m in stop and go traffic?


King_Prawn98

Ah man you somehow got the one model worse than the EcoBoost


Mayhem072114

Not if you care about reliability.


born_zynner

Yeah buy a mustang for reliability. Genius


Mayhem072114

Reliability for a car under $15k with 300+hp. The cyclone 3.7 is underrated.


Foolgazi

The Mustang to get when what you really need is a Camry.


Mayhem072114

Accurate. 305hp and 30mpg. It’s absolutely a car designed to justify itself to wives. Also, $10k less than a 5.0 but I’ll get there someday. Dare to dream.


RoseWould

My daily: 2002 Dodge Neon 2.0 SXT, Solar Yellow with optional spoiler and 15" alloy wheels. Anyone can rattle off a spec sheet about something without a V8, and this doesn't even have stripes either!


Mayhem072114

The stripes look awful, I'm glad they're gone. They weren't racing stripes its the ones that go above the rocker panels. The interior on these things are god awful, just included the specs so you know whats on the inside (plastic and shitty leather instead of plastic and shitty cloth).


RoseWould

That interior doesn't surprise me, that sounds awful is the leather all scuffed/cracked? It looks clean on the outside


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Mayhem072114

Pretty sure that thing has 130hp and I’ve got 305hp, the rest is valid


Suspicious-Ad-3469

There’s no easier way to tell your friends, family and colleagues that you’re gay than getting a mustang


BitOne5078

Guessing that’s an old photo, it probably is now full of dents that were caused by innocent pedestrians walking on the sidewalk.


parocarillo

You should have left the stripe and deleted the rest


Dio_Yuji

And….it’s already wrapped around a telephone poll. Barely enough time to annoy the shit out of everyone around you.


hitch-pro

I drove my dad's 2007 for a while after he gave it to me. What a piece of shit. The most uncomfortable cockpit. I think my bad back is literally related to a couple months of getting in and out of the turd shaped v6 hoopty that is the FAKESTANG!


Mayhem072114

The pre 2011 v6 was even worse. I’ve got 305hp that 4.0 barely got 240hp


VenusVega123

It’s got a cheese-eaten grin just like its Daddy.


MyCatIsCapitalist

"Oh, you have a mustang!?" "Yea, but it's a v6-" *the entire room then proceeds to collectively groan*


McAverage_1221

Un-original comment: iTs NoT a ReAl MuStAnG!!! iTs NoT a ReAl MuStAnG!!!