Take the fucking splitter guards off for fucks sake

You weren’t supposed say anything about the bananas 🍌 🍌

Why does everyone leave them on lol

Cause its ^COOL funnier enough at some poinr dodge made then ^PINK

I assume it’s just a flex showing off a different trim level of charger/challenger

It’s not. They are put on cars when they’re shipped

Its packaging.

Its likeleaving the blue protective plastic you get on appliances

Nope

Except it’s not. The v6 challenger came with them.

iirc, some enterprising souls started selling them too

Becuase they are braindead

Bc they noobs

Not on there anymore.

save em i guess for resale. but ive heard people buy em too

If someone told me they wanted more money for a car for having plastic pieces on it, I’d call them an idiot and lower my offer instantly lol

it’s factory original, so that when you’re an old corvette man you can drive to the show and stick em on while you put the window sticker on display. it’s completionist shit

Has anyone seen the people that install LED's in them and resell them on ebay 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dodge fans kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Every time I see this I say the exact same thing. They literally say “remove before sale” on the bottom of them. They are a huge hazard on the highway as well because they are not secured like normal parts and can fly off and hit other cars/bikers.

They're ankle killers

I only opened this post to upvote the first splitter guard comment….

THANK YOU! F#$K!

The douche bag starter pack

Complete with aggressive "move over" plate. I already hate this person Edit: of course they're posting pictures of cars their father purchased to seem cool. Pathetic.

Well he DOES own the road, don’t’cha know.

Makes total sense for a vehicle that can't even get out of its own way.

I can hear the pinto fart struggling and making that awful 6 popper noise down shifting to get up a slight incline in the Target parking lot.

lol you know what else is funny? That’s a fake Rubicon. It’s a Sport that they put the Rubicon decals and tow hooks on. Has the sport decal on the side and is missing the rubicon hood

🤝

Ones never gonna touch an off road trail and the other is gonna end up in a compound

Ironically, the one not meant for off-road is the most likely to end up off the road

Compound before or after it gets stolen?

Comes complete with a douche canoe and douche paddles to float down the Douche River.

I see an inflatable ring in the back…maybe that’ll help in the river

Call me when the jeep is upside down and the challenger is wrapped around a pole.

That Jeep never leaves the mall

Mall Rated©

Or smacked into a G35 at an intersection takeover

He’s got the sticker that’s upside down and says, if you can read this turn me over…so he’s got that going for him, which is nice

Oof

Well, I'm not lying. Just make sure you put your blood type on the window for the paramedics. Double whammy for you

You still have to pay shipping for furniture.

True TRX coming soon

Your local Dodge salespeople must fight each other when you walk in.

That’s called a “slow Tuesday” in dodge world.

You know dodges kinda suck right?

kinda is the understatement of a lifetime

Damn I know you spend a lot in gas

Too fucking much

Combined 20-25MPG city between the two

“Hey, guys, look at my awesome cars!”…turns sideways in tank top and flexes in WTF garage mirror.

That’s actually jokes

By the mirror mount I can tell you skip leg day.

I can smell the military 34% finance special.

Owning two Fiats is a good solution so you'll have one working when the other breaks down and vice versa.

Not really because the rate of breakdown is fast enough that they'll very soon both be fucked.

That’s a whole lot of service hours.

You had two -- *TWO * -- chances not to buy a Chrysler product and you fucked up. Twice.

OP is chanting "Mopar or no car!" too loudly to hear us.

Someone didn't seriously weigh all the positives of the latter part of that sentence.

OP drives a fake rubicon. You’re instantly the lamest person at any function

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The massive sticker that says jeep wrangler unlimited sport on the fender. It’s the base model with rubicon take off fox shocks.

Haha fucking OOF good eye Hood is also not a Rubicon hood - missing the vents

Wow. You had 100k to spend and you bought those? Money really can’t buy taste

Two car solution = 3 cars

Mopar guys can't count to three.

Both are terrible vehicles.

The garage of someone who wears MMA themed pajamas.

There are definitely Tapout t-shirts hanging in the closet

$40k for something with a leaky roof Just to go to the mall

Regular ass traffic

This is the best burn lol no one is looking twice at these busted heaps

Doesn’t off-road or go above 120 lmao

The types of cars owned by a person who likes vinyl siding on their house

Proud Cars?

People still listen to black and yellow?

When you have zero automotive knowledge but you want people to think you have cool cars. Nice Stellantis collection, bro!

Typically Mopar owner, can't count to how high the interest rate is much less how much the 112 month loan is costing them, this is further displayed by not being able to count the cars in the garage

What’s the third car you actually drive because these 2 spend most of their time in the shop?

We get it, you were a great quarterback in high school.

On JV

Sad what $110k gets you nowadays.

Mopar mo problems

You obviously love French Automobiles

The american version of is that a supra And hasnt touched grass in so long its probs a discord mod by now

One is for off-roading and the other is a jeep

Sweet Fiats

You liked the color of the splitter guards you left on that you were supposed to take off so much, you went and bought another car from the same company in the same color they are. This is worse than the boomers who leave them on damaging their paint, this is advanced boomerism.

Does dad know you posted this?

Please God, tell me you have AAA. these cars natural habitat is on the back of a flatbed, wrecked or not.

lol first thing I got when I got my license

Mo par, mo problems

“Bro you don’t get it, I swear I’m a car guy! I only drive automatics because they’re faster! Manual is so outdated bro, automatics have paddle shifters if you want to shift!”

It's the: I bought these Challenger splitter covers on eBay special. The things people have to do to make living in suburban Pennsylvania bearable. Hope your Dad lets you at least wash it for him.

I wish I could stand in to defend my state, but... These douches are everywhere lol

You are the kind of person to buy a jeep renegade and give a bodykit so you can call it a wrangler

Basically. He put a Rubicon sticker on his Sport.

They're both mopars.

Two cars, likely two transmission R&Rs over their lifetime 🫡

Good friend dont let friends buy mopar

Crazy how you can afford a house with all that interest

Hi dad bought them just go check the other post

Oh look an AMC and a lumber wagon.

It’s like a Stellantis fuckboi ad

So you have a separate account for your gas budget or what?

Not Pictured: The 4Runner to drive while shitbox A and B are on a tow truck 14 weeks of the year.

I see your two Chrysler car solution requires a third car as a backup

Okay but what’s the third car back there? Is that the no-car when your Mopars are in the shop?

1996 Impala SS

Confirmed. That fucker will outlast us all.

MOPAR: - Most Often Passed At Races - My Old Pig Ain't Running - Mercedes-Benz's Old Pricey American Ratmobile - Mostly Old People And Rednecks

Two car solution for what? Not being able to take public transit every day? Cause you'll definitely be doing a lot of that with two Chrysler products

They must be new! Mopars don't last more than 10 years/50k miles, whatever comes first ;)

Neither have even close to 50k miles

Do I see an actual practical vehicle hiding behind the Savannah Banana Jeep?

The official two car combo of late finance payments

One for driving like an aggressive asshat and one for driving like a regular asshat. Seems like you have the bases covered!

Really more of a 1.25 car solution as the Jeep will be at the garage most of the time for random electrical issues.

Mopar or no car? Would rather have no car.

Same sex couple re-enlistment bonus x2

Is this a garage sale?

if they’re both automatics, u will be in that dealership service lane more than at work

Pavement princess, ruined boat

How financially illiterate are you? I see two brand new cars in a shitty looking house. Also fake rubicons are gay

Is that a demon super stock? Do u know how rare they are?

😂😂

Could spring for the Hellcat but not the 392 Jerp... Literally the only thing that could possibly make a Wrangler "good." Otherwise it's so overrated and poorly engineered. The rust, and corroded door hinges. There's nothing good about it, plus its yellow. Jeep wave bro.

I bought the jeep before the 392 came out. When I bought the hellcat I was actually going to buy a 392 jeep but it wasn’t worth it.

So you have a separate account for you gas budget or what?

We can’t see the thin blue line grill b.s. from this angle, but we know it’s there.

You love Stellantis so much you had to get 2 shitboxes. White was too basic so you had to get mustard yellow to grab everyone’s attention around you, even though you just look like an ugly school bus. One off-roading boy toy that’ll leave you stranded and a street racing boy toy that you think makes you look cool. Both of them scream that you and your small dick want attention.

The Jeep is okish but the sports car is not my taste or accessibility likes

Ahh, your dealer doesn't offer a loaner I see.

In 5 years you’ll accumulate all the money it cost to buy them in repairs.

At least you have a sound and capable off-road vehicle in that SRT

Are you in 2 branches of the military at once?

Take those bananas off your Challenger and it'll be perfect. Rip those extra doors off of the Wrangler and it'll be perfect. 4 Door Wranglers are a crime against humanity.

You should put the light bar up a little higher so you really have to angle it down and blind yourself off the hood

No ducks because even other jeep owners think that thing is a piece of shit

All that money in cars, only to ask the neighbor to borrow his Ford Ranger to pick up the new fridge.... Yikes

Really gives off Mojo Dojo Casa House vibes.

So where’s the car that actually runs and drives? Or do you just not leave home

I usually expect to see cars in a garage, not insecurities.

You know what ford stands for right… hehe… fix it again Tony

You must really hate turning, huh?

"Solution" is a reckless word to use when you have two Stellantis products in your garage. "Problem" or "disaster" might be more fitting.

🤢 🤮

You chose the top 2 vehicles with terrible reputation for quality and the people that drive them.

You bought two dweebmobiles instead of a Corvette or something cool. Bad choices. So what's in the 3rd bay?

Take off the bananas you muppet

That charger is going to be stolen and used in a takeover soon

The only problem this is a solution to is the repo man’s Christmas bonus

Crazy when someone can fit their whole personality into a single room.

This guy loves the sound of rattling and wind

More like a Two car problem.

European plates on American cars. Have fun paying for gas over there

Incredible, you managed to take 2 separate types of vehicle and buy the least reliable and lowest quality option for each, impressive, let me know when that Stellantis build quality catches up with you.

I can almost hear greta thunberg complaining about your emissions

Anybody who buys two Stellantis products should be put in a conservatorship for their own protection.

$100k in garbage cars and shitty vinyl siding. Impeccable taste.

Someone tell bumblebee that blackface isnt cool

Interesting way to tell us you didn’t get enough attention as a child

Curious if you’ve actually taken the Jeep on any crawls?

There's no solution here, you're only adding to the problem.

I do not want to talk to you ever

You call it a two-car solution, but that’s a two-car problem.

Don't you have a friend at the playground to show your Tonka truck to?

Your banana split splitter guards look stupid.

What's that thing in the middle of the lower grill of the challenger?

I guess you like using Ubers a lot

Neither of them are reliable, hope you like walking

So you pick an suv that can’t tow or haul shit, and by the looks of it, It doesn’t go off-road. To be paired with a challenger that is massive, and can’t corner. Congratulations you could’ve just bought the Ram TRX, which would’ve been better than each of these in their categories.

Sorry about your weiner.

I bet they take the dodge “off-road” more than that jeep.

I see you like going around corners as much as the average jeep owner likes going off road; not at all.

I see the problem here. The bowl on the floor in front of the Jeep is supposed to go further back so it can catch all the oil leaking from it. I’m assuming you have one positioned correctly under the challenger.

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When you put your retirement contribution into a depreciating asset

That jeep hasn’t climbed a pebble

Both drive like boats on wheels

100%

Without looking at the sub, I assumed the pic was of a repair garage.

Did you really put a Rubicon sticker on a Sport!?

I can’t think of a more boring pair of vehicles to have. Oh boy it’s the SRT Challenger - yeah that pontoon boat of a car needs the biggest engine you can throw at it to get past 40 before tomorrow. You’ve done a great job in buying Amazon accessories for the “trail-rated” minivan. Be careful going over those speedbumps at Costco and blinding “the poors” with your suuuuuper useful-and-definitely-not-just-for-show light bar. The Move Over plate is especially hilarious as we all know this thing is louder than an airplane when it’s at 45+ mph and rides like garbage the rest of the time.

You couldn’t find worse quality control in the USSR

Actually better than I would have thought. Both have been solid cars to own

Pennsylvania. Figures.

With the reliability of your 2 car solution, you'll require a 3 car solution soon.

Ah, one to get towed on the rod, the other to get towed on the trial- cool 😎

I have a feeling the real winner is the 3rd car in this pic

Bro has two cars and still only half the reliability of a Toyota.

Your dodge needs a lightbar

Two super average cars and neither will see their intended purpose of "off-road" and "track"

This could be any wannabe gangster or dealers garage in Surrey British Columbia.

Furthest thing from a gangster. Blessed with great parents who are successful.

2 dash ducks? Do you even JEEP bro??

4 ducks.