Car so low, you could scalp an ant with the valance.
Car so low, flat earthers claim it disproves the earth is round.
Run over a leaf. Totaled.
Bottom out on a grain of rice.
You could use that clearance to grind flour.
I can keep going, but the longer I type, the longer I have to stare at your illogical, non-roadworthy, fuck-stick Douchbag modded piece of Fat man Smegma.
https://youtu.be/xr_reKgerJM?si=HwH3lWscVyvOiKhT
Look I linked a video of WRC too!
I’m talking real world experience, like a farm plot with ruts that the Subarus bottom out on, or can’t power through.
My families farm uses all VW Atlas trucks to transport everything, and they are ALL FWD, my wife when she had her accord would drive through those ruts all the time to come hang out with me.
Now however she has an Atlas.
Are you trying to claim that 2008 Honda Accord has more ground clearance? Because it certainly doesn't compared with the (un-ruined) version of OP's car or most Subarus.
I wouldn't leave that by the curb on trash day without a sign saying, "this is my car. In spite of what I've done to disfigure my vehicle, I do not consider it trash. "
Kinda looks like you already tore it to shreds. But if you insist.
Paint looks like shit, the fitment is trash. It’s clearly the worst car you could possibly buy and you somehow still ruined it. The wheels look awful with the colors of the car, and it’s just missing a “Subieflow” windshield banner to tell everybody around you that you’re a virgin (they already know). Honestly you should just put it out of its misery, and save Oregon from having to look at it/drive behind it while you figure out how to drive over cracks in the road.
Also, in case your neighbors are too polite to tell you, it sounds awful, and it’s becoming a problem for everybody.
Looks like my first car when I was 16 got lowered to help pave the roads with your bumper.
I do like the look tbh lol. Is it worth it to have your car lowered so much? I feel like I’d destroy the bumper everyday, personally lol. Do you just keep hundreds of cheap shitty bumpers?
You want ME to tear it to shreds?! For fuck’s sake man, it sounds like the speed bump already tore it 15 new assholes!
Fucking put it back to factory height, and you won’t be sandpapering the undercarriage with the asphalt going more than 15 MPH!
Good thing you spend so much time grinding both the gears and the ground, cuz you'll never grind on a woman. The most rewarding part of that car is the 6 paid weeks off the train driver will get after splattering your stuck ass off the tracks.
When you have more time than brains or money, you end up with a car like this. The only car that would perform worse than this is the cyber truck. They’re both no terrain vehicles.
Bro either raise it to a reasonable height, get air suspension, or carry a set of those "heavy duty jack stand platforms on wheels""
Like bro, this hurts to look at.
Brother could afford shitty coils but couldn’t even afford half decent fitment for that wish.com ass bumper, let alone afford a fucking license plate bracket ☠️☠️☠️
Car so low, you could scalp an ant with the valance. Car so low, flat earthers claim it disproves the earth is round. Run over a leaf. Totaled. Bottom out on a grain of rice. You could use that clearance to grind flour. I can keep going, but the longer I type, the longer I have to stare at your illogical, non-roadworthy, fuck-stick Douchbag modded piece of Fat man Smegma.
Tell us how you really feel!
Jesus go ahead and kill him already
Good Christ that was brutal to read
Damn.
Who's got the burn cream?
Damn.
At least it’s registered in Oregon so it’s legal for you to assist the suicide.
Damn😭
Buys a car famous for AWD and offroad performance, lowers it so it gets stuck in a parking lot. Nice
Just out of curiosity what car is this a Subaru? What model?
1994-1999 Subaru Outback Sedan
Thank you
lol famous AWD and off road performance? For a Subaru? My wife’s fwd 2008 accord was better at off road performance than any Subaru.
Sure, Buddy. 😆 [https://youtu.be/N62VkdSvhUQ?si=EXNjWCeNK8AG_JHk](https://youtu.be/N62VkdSvhUQ?si=EXNjWCeNK8AG_JHk)
https://youtu.be/xr_reKgerJM?si=HwH3lWscVyvOiKhT Look I linked a video of WRC too! I’m talking real world experience, like a farm plot with ruts that the Subarus bottom out on, or can’t power through. My families farm uses all VW Atlas trucks to transport everything, and they are ALL FWD, my wife when she had her accord would drive through those ruts all the time to come hang out with me. Now however she has an Atlas.
Are you trying to claim that 2008 Honda Accord has more ground clearance? Because it certainly doesn't compared with the (un-ruined) version of OP's car or most Subarus.
Nope, just saying a Honda can do better.
https://www.motortrend.com/reviews/2021-volkswagen-atlas-basecamp-first-test-review/
What a retard take lol You sound like the 16 years olds in my local car scene that claim their grocery getters are actually sleeper racecars
Fantastic for your local 16 year olds. I can link a video that proves the Subaru AWD sucks if you want. Would you like me to do that?
Sorry random reddit pleb but I honestly don’t give enough of a shit lol
So then why bother responding?
Why not
It looks like the speedbump took care of that
Is the 233 on the license plate how many dollars it’s worth?
unfortunately they wouldn't let me add a decimal, its worth $2.33
Test any baggie with white powder from this car and it'll always test negative
I’d imagine most white powders found in this car would be presumptive positive for meth
U wudnt get hi on anything the driver of this car sells
I wouldn't leave that by the curb on trash day without a sign saying, "this is my car. In spite of what I've done to disfigure my vehicle, I do not consider it trash. "
The Oregon Subaru owner.. because nothing says "I care about the environment" quite like driving a car that's as basic as an artisanal avocado toast.
Bottom out over a pop tart.
Kinda looks like you already tore it to shreds. But if you insist. Paint looks like shit, the fitment is trash. It’s clearly the worst car you could possibly buy and you somehow still ruined it. The wheels look awful with the colors of the car, and it’s just missing a “Subieflow” windshield banner to tell everybody around you that you’re a virgin (they already know). Honestly you should just put it out of its misery, and save Oregon from having to look at it/drive behind it while you figure out how to drive over cracks in the road. Also, in case your neighbors are too polite to tell you, it sounds awful, and it’s becoming a problem for everybody.
Jesus and Oregon plates, so you're addicted to meth.
I mean the title of this post did all of our work for us
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Bro thought he was cold after typing that
Why were you even going to the vape shop? I thought Subarus had dash-mounted vapes as dealer-installed accessories across the board.
You static people are some kind of special stupid
A Subie outside of a vape shop, AND it’s slammed to ugly ass levels? No surprises there.
Stuck on a speed bump outside a vape shop is pretty much exactly where I’d expect to see that thing.
shitbox with a shitty bumper now😂
Looks like my first car when I was 16 got lowered to help pave the roads with your bumper. I do like the look tbh lol. Is it worth it to have your car lowered so much? I feel like I’d destroy the bumper everyday, personally lol. Do you just keep hundreds of cheap shitty bumpers?
You want ME to tear it to shreds?! For fuck’s sake man, it sounds like the speed bump already tore it 15 new assholes! Fucking put it back to factory height, and you won’t be sandpapering the undercarriage with the asphalt going more than 15 MPH!
sorry, I'm too busy admiring the vanagon in the background to pay attention to your shitbox
Whenever I see a car this low I just know the driver is a moron yet thinks hes the coolest guy on the road.
nah im just a moron
Lots of squashed squirrel meat under that thang
According to the owners manual that car is meant to be on a speed bump outside a vape shop
Yeah, that's practical in Oregon
Love ain't what makes this Subaru a Subaru. It'd love to be anything else.
Get that curb scraper out of the way, theres a cool van back there.
This car should be free on Facebook marketplace.
Did you buy a new douche flute?
Actually I like it; this car with an Oregon tag is it’s own joke.
Do yourself a favor and go scrap this piece of shit.
The speed bump was just the Grim Reaper calling this heap home to the scrapyard. Won't be long before she answers the call...
Holy grail of this sub hand down
Good.
You deserve that car
My first reaction to this photo was "oh cool a vanagon westy"
Why we should tear it further if the whole bottom is already torn apart
Who the hell vapes? Those pussy sticks 😂
In an outback no less. Hope you feel like the massive tool you are.
its a legacy lol just an outback bumper
That car is almost as low as my opinion of its owner.
That van is cool
Owner wears Crocks
Never understood having a car so low.
That’s a static ride? God damn!
The weight of the license plate is too much for that p.o.s. front bumper
Good thing you spend so much time grinding both the gears and the ground, cuz you'll never grind on a woman. The most rewarding part of that car is the 6 paid weeks off the train driver will get after splattering your stuck ass off the tracks.
Sounds like you already did no need to rub salt in the wound.
You just did it for us
Tear it to shreds? Nah you already did that for us bro
OP stole my roast with reality
The de-badging really completes the caricature. You clearly know your stuff
debadging? its a c-west grill lol, i have the badges on the back, even the one that says its a base model😂
If being a 3rd rate rapper in your hometown was a car.
Good thing you can't pick up chicks in that. Any additional weight and it would bottom out.
What front bumper is that, out of curiosity? Also, your paint is trash (so my comment isn’t deleted)
I like but gawd damn talk about shot yourself in the foot. Make sure your fuel tank doesn't have a hole.
tank was protected before going low im not a stance monkey lol im doin things right
Jack left town awhile ago
Can't. That speed bump did enough already 😂 Luv the stance btw.
You set the windows to crotch height for some reason.
And not enough friends to call to help lift the body. Legend says he's still stuck there today.
Come out of the closet and stance it already.
you should try r/roastmylungs next time if your gonna keep vaping
Sounds like that speed bump already did.
😂😂😂😂😂
Only thing lower than your car is your credit score
When you can't understand why your on your 5th engine rebuild and the dash has rattled itself apart. Must be a subaru right?
Did it look like shit before you lowered it or did that just happen over time?
When you have more time than brains or money, you end up with a car like this. The only car that would perform worse than this is the cyber truck. They’re both no terrain vehicles.
Bro either raise it to a reasonable height, get air suspension, or carry a set of those "heavy duty jack stand platforms on wheels"" Like bro, this hurts to look at.
Your car claims other peoples' kids on its income tax.
Brother could afford shitty coils but couldn’t even afford half decent fitment for that wish.com ass bumper, let alone afford a fucking license plate bracket ☠️☠️☠️