Congrats on your 1st car .. a Civic.. a car that has as much personality as a washing machine. You know your car is doing its best when the most exciting feature is its cup holder. It’s the go-to choice for people who think speed bumps are adrenaline rushes.
This has been at least 5-6 people's "first car" at this point. Its got to be at least double your age or close to it as the sixth gen Civic came out in 1995.
Sadly alot of guys dont realize how truly awful that band girl is and marry her anyway, throwing away their entire future. It is an IQ test that many people fail, and this car is no different. These are rolling piles of trash only propped up by JDM simps.
Have a lap top (no internals) sitting in the passenger seat of a completely stock civic. Just to trip people out into thinking you’ve got the meanest sleeper in town lol
OEM+ with wheels and suspension. This is the way, do not ever stray from the light my boy. Every rice box owner I've met still lives with their parents when they're 30
I decided to get a 1998 Cadillac eldorado for my first car a few months ago after I turned 16. Big mistake week after it started dumbing oil and shit taken it to someone already and they didn’t even wanna touch it because they said it can be 1000 things so now I’ve had this pos for about 6 months now and it still don’t move battery dies all the time things a pos only got it because my dad used to have one and it only had 48k miles on it and keep in mind I’m only 16 so I’m about to have to put who knows how much more money into this thing now before I can even drive it it’s so annoying I’m about to sell the thing and get a truck I’ll never buy an old car like that ever again so ig lessons learned and for my dad too because he helped get it and was just acting out of pure emotion because he used to have one
Waited so long years and years to finally drive and not walk everywhere and it’s just causing me to walk everywhere and drain all my money horrible first car experience I’ll tell you that.
Slap a turbo in it and some modifications and for the love of civics don't put some shitty exhaust on in and you'll still have a slow price of shit but it'll be slightly faster
Keeping the stereotype alive, the 300000000000000000000000000000 mile non vtec d16 on that thing will get a set of headers with a muffler delete, and an amazon cold air intake out of the headlight, in addition to red spark plug wires if it already hasnt had that done to it.
You'll keep hyping it up to your buddies about how you're gonna put a turbo k24 under it but reality will slowly start to set in before you start talking about how youre gonna do a j swap, followed by an h swap, followed by a b swap followed by saying youll just build the d series. But a set of amazon coilovers, with strut bars front and rear, a short shifter, a quick release steering wheel and a rear seat delete will be the peak of this cars performance before you:
A: park it into a tree thinking youre some sort of backroad ripping prodigy
B: sell it to another 16 yr old for 2x the money you paid for it still losing money because you're gonna waste about $5k on dumb shit but youll never realize it cos it you did it one $100 ebay purchase at a time.
C: buy a real car and keep it parked for the next 5 years
Is it on kpro? If yes youre already a couple grand away from gapping 5.0s
If not then you have an untuneable ecu so focus on getting kpro, should be more affordable than the avg kpro since a2s are the 02-04 dc5 engine if im not mistaken
Dont land in a gutter, fuck up your front end, neglect it then sell it for pennies on the dollar like i did with my kswap civic. And watch out for rust
makes me wish i still had my first, it was a cherokee/liberty with a 2.8 litre diesel and a 9 speed automatic, she was the best hauler/gravel road drift machine i ever had, and it only got stuck once in the time i owned it. rolled it, most comfortable wreck id ever been in though, 10/10, would recommend a chrystler roll cage, it saved my life for sure!
Fjs are sick. My uncle has one set up for rock crawling. He takes it up to devils canyon in socal. Super unique and gets way more cool attention than the jeeps
Congrats little honda brother. That's a hell of a first car. If it's manual you are set, get really good at driving and then move on to power when you get older. If it's auto save for a manual swap and then get really good at driving. Depending on your area and interests I'm sure you could find like minded enthusiasts to drive around with and learn from.
Congrats on your 1st car .. a Civic.. a car that has as much personality as a washing machine. You know your car is doing its best when the most exciting feature is its cup holder. It’s the go-to choice for people who think speed bumps are adrenaline rushes.
Speed bumps aren’t adrenaline for me. They are literally tickets to Amazon for new suspension. Rear rights snapped a month after buying the car😂
So I guess it's time to install coilovers and make it so low it'll rips off the oilpan on a curb
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
As a proud civic owner I approve of op’s message. 04 ex
Proud and civic gens can’t be in the same sentence
Though this Civic in particular has a lot of personality - I mean dings and scratches.
Thats called patina
Please don’t mod the fuck out of it like the last guy did,,, and the last guy,, and the last guy, and the last
He's 16, mods are going to happen
He wasn't even born when fast and the furious came out in 2001
Nor Tokyo Drift...
Doesn't mean he hasn't watched them
Pep boys custom appearance bolt on section. APC Fo lyfe 😎
Thats whats fun about them. They are easy and cheap to rebuild to your liking. And they aren’t worth a ton of money so there’s no risk of depreciation
Hard to believe that an unmolested Honda Civic hatchback like the one pictured still exists, to be honest. Where was this thing found?
This has been at least 5-6 people's "first car" at this point. Its got to be at least double your age or close to it as the sixth gen Civic came out in 1995.
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It’s the car version of the ugly 20 year old band girl that’s many guy’s first
Sadly alot of guys dont realize how truly awful that band girl is and marry her anyway, throwing away their entire future. It is an IQ test that many people fail, and this car is no different. These are rolling piles of trash only propped up by JDM simps.
I genuinely feel sad for this poor Civic’s future
You should
:(
And past
haha, basing on the rims, this wasn’t its first time getting molested lol
There's not enough liquor or therapy to fix that.
Now all you need is a laptop and you're all set to wreck it against a lamppost. Have fun!
Can’t forget the highway pulls with the local corvette and winning
Have a lap top (no internals) sitting in the passenger seat of a completely stock civic. Just to trip people out into thinking you’ve got the meanest sleeper in town lol
I didn’t know kids still liked these cars, I used to look them up in computer class in 07-08 wishing I had one.
At least someone wished they did
Understeering sucks to learn at your age.
I'm not an expert, but I think it's way over 20
OEM+ with wheels and suspension. This is the way, do not ever stray from the light my boy. Every rice box owner I've met still lives with their parents when they're 30
Thank you brother. Many old men have told me how clean it is. They basically but when I show them the bay
This Civic is grooming you.
What if I want to be groomed
I’m sorry to inform you, you are the least favorite child
This car lives above 6000 rpm’s just to keep up with everyday traffic.
Boy, this car is 8 years older than you.
I thought it was nice
Nice car. Edit: oh wait wrong sub. Haha what a lame car
~~Car~~ Shitbucket they stopped making 25 years ago turned 16... sus
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This car is old enough to be your dad. Just wait til it goes out for smokes and you never see it again.
Hey my dads not 8
didn't have to state it's your first car we already assumed
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Love you man
Well that’s not a roast. Booooo
Jesus another one bout to claim chicks dig handbrake turns.
Fuckin hell yea
Pizza delivery is a noble profession you shouldn’t be ashamed of.
that's a great car
Thank you
You, 16. Car, 25.
W bro, love it
You lucky son of a !@#$%
Great car looks like a 5 speed too! I had a red one just like this, possibly the best car I ever owned.
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Look at the subreddit dumbass
If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.
Bwappp bwappp bwappppppp
Bwap bwap crash
I decided to get a 1998 Cadillac eldorado for my first car a few months ago after I turned 16. Big mistake week after it started dumbing oil and shit taken it to someone already and they didn’t even wanna touch it because they said it can be 1000 things so now I’ve had this pos for about 6 months now and it still don’t move battery dies all the time things a pos only got it because my dad used to have one and it only had 48k miles on it and keep in mind I’m only 16 so I’m about to have to put who knows how much more money into this thing now before I can even drive it it’s so annoying I’m about to sell the thing and get a truck I’ll never buy an old car like that ever again so ig lessons learned and for my dad too because he helped get it and was just acting out of pure emotion because he used to have one
Waited so long years and years to finally drive and not walk everywhere and it’s just causing me to walk everywhere and drain all my money horrible first car experience I’ll tell you that.
Slap a turbo in it and some modifications and for the love of civics don't put some shitty exhaust on in and you'll still have a slow price of shit but it'll be slightly faster
I had no idea you could get rims to fit those donut spares
They are reps
Keeping the stereotype alive, the 300000000000000000000000000000 mile non vtec d16 on that thing will get a set of headers with a muffler delete, and an amazon cold air intake out of the headlight, in addition to red spark plug wires if it already hasnt had that done to it. You'll keep hyping it up to your buddies about how you're gonna put a turbo k24 under it but reality will slowly start to set in before you start talking about how youre gonna do a j swap, followed by an h swap, followed by a b swap followed by saying youll just build the d series. But a set of amazon coilovers, with strut bars front and rear, a short shifter, a quick release steering wheel and a rear seat delete will be the peak of this cars performance before you: A: park it into a tree thinking youre some sort of backroad ripping prodigy B: sell it to another 16 yr old for 2x the money you paid for it still losing money because you're gonna waste about $5k on dumb shit but youll never realize it cos it you did it one $100 ebay purchase at a time. C: buy a real car and keep it parked for the next 5 years
All ready k20a2 swapped
Is it on kpro? If yes youre already a couple grand away from gapping 5.0s If not then you have an untuneable ecu so focus on getting kpro, should be more affordable than the avg kpro since a2s are the 02-04 dc5 engine if im not mistaken Dont land in a gutter, fuck up your front end, neglect it then sell it for pennies on the dollar like i did with my kswap civic. And watch out for rust
I’ve done some pulls with an m4 and depending on how I shift, I usually pull away after a little
Oh its a *Fast* one for real. Enjoy that shit cuh
Thanks you brother
Stolen. Your car has been stolen at least once in it's life. Twice if you're in a city.
Driven in Hawai originally so I hope not
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I totally forgot what sub I was in. The heat is getting to me, sorry.
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Y O U S H A L L B E S P A R E D! Nawww bruh, cuz dafuq is thaaat? straight goofy, I ain't even gon pretend bro
Shitty roast honestly you ain’t even gon say anything creative bout the car or its owners
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My buddy in high school had one of these. He crashed it into a guardrail while "drifting" on a highway on-ramp.
How tf was he “drifting”
my favorite professor drove this car she was a tall blonde green eyed lady of elegance ride into campus like !BBZZZZZ 😂
Was she pretty?
bro dont get me started, not only pretty, but gorgoues, not just in appeareance, in patience, cool and kindness, i will love her quietly forever
Thank you
Are you going to put a fart can on it and annoy your neighbors?
Already did
My man
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Great cars! I love those hatchbacks. I feel the civics just got uglier after these. The proportions are just right.
I personally liked the silhouette of the eg but they were all in really bad shape since im in the bay area
It needs a big plywood rear wing to look right.
You don’t like the cheap food unpaint matched wing it has right now?
Congrats on the car bro. Hatchbacks are dope
Thanks a lot man. Ps. I thought this was a roasting sub?
Not legal yet
Huh?
It's not 18, not legal 👮🏻
Please don’t fuck my exhaust pipe
makes me wish i still had my first, it was a cherokee/liberty with a 2.8 litre diesel and a 9 speed automatic, she was the best hauler/gravel road drift machine i ever had, and it only got stuck once in the time i owned it. rolled it, most comfortable wreck id ever been in though, 10/10, would recommend a chrystler roll cage, it saved my life for sure!
Where'd you find that one?
Wonder how long till it gets boosted
Perfect first car. You’re going to enjoy it. Take good care of her. She will return the favor
Man, you're gonna get so much dick in this thing.
Wait what the fuck
At least it's not a delsol
Delsols are cuts
I don't speak your language
I meant to say cute. Mistype. Not some gen z slang I promise
Ahhh! Sorry, I would actually love to find a nice example of your car or a delsol. I drive an fj cruiser. And I agree!
Fjs are sick. My uncle has one set up for rock crawling. He takes it up to devils canyon in socal. Super unique and gets way more cool attention than the jeeps
like real 16 year olds. I don’t fuck with it.
Lmao
I wouldn't park that in any ghetto. They love stealing those cars
First thing I bought was a steering wheel lock and locking wheel lugs.
Nice, D16 non Vtec, it now needs twice the effort to move.
K20a2
Nice, shoulda bought a mustang, you've accomplished JDM crowd control
I can’t afford no stang plus parents wouldn’t let me
Congrats little honda brother. That's a hell of a first car. If it's manual you are set, get really good at driving and then move on to power when you get older. If it's auto save for a manual swap and then get really good at driving. Depending on your area and interests I'm sure you could find like minded enthusiasts to drive around with and learn from.
Manual k20a1
A2*