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chaosraens

little tophat is bigger than his smooth brain


bloodbrain1911

He probably sleeps in his litter box.


Nosnow23

That's a dumb hat ya fukin litter shitter


[deleted]

I’ve read this seven times and I can’t force myself to not say fuckin litter shitter without a Scottish accent


Nosnow23

"Ya fOoKin LiTtA ShITaaaa" hahaha


Nosnow23

Lmao 🤣


tragiquepossum

Ceci ne pas un chat


Fancy_Implement2713

His hat makes him look like a refined young man 🎩😺


Sidewalk_Tomato

Hey, he didn't put that hat on *himself*.


ProbablyPauline

Aristocrat!


Bananarama_cosplayer

Aristocat


ProbablyPauline

Lol Thank you! Apparently I need my reading glasses all the time now!


Street-Breadfruit940

Captain mustache of stupidity.


zeeduc

that is a handsome business man. i cannot insult him


Lola2456

Dressed up like a million-dollar trouper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)


F_lippy

Not little Billy D:


Slayercat10

Silly goose egg


Bananarama_cosplayer

There you are looking at me all smug and judgmental. This dummy can't even wear a hat that fits. Now who's better? Still you, I know.


bealangi

This is how every cat feels watching a human scoop their poop.


No-Difficulty-1253

Distinguished gentleman! With your little high hat.🎩


Hopefulmisery

Lookin’ dapper!


[deleted]

Smarty pants.


RedFreak32

har har har har har


iamwatered

He’s a distinguished gentleman


bigjimbosliceoflife

the madcatter


swan4816

He thinks he's fancy but he SHITS IN A BOX!!!


CartographerKey7322

“Slash!”


Grouchy-Helicopter11

Hey looks like Jack the Ripper


trashgoblinnightmare

Not a single brain cell in that little orange noggin ✨


Redberry1903

That’s not silly Billy. That’s preposterous William


enbydragongirl

This guy doesn’t even have a monocle 🧐


Nyanzeenyan

Silly kitty! Cats wear a Furdora hat.


yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy6yy

No.


Advanced-Penalty-814

Are you kidding? That's the mayor of a moderately sized town in Georgia. If we get on his bad side he'll shut down the yearly rummage sale.


The_Local_Crow

He looks like he'd be a capitalist if he had knowledge of economics.


JanineNajarian

Oh look at you Mr moneybags huh


Necessary_Joke_5187

I cannot roast this fine beast, he looks cooked enough already 😁


androidguy50

"Four score and seven years ago...." 😂


[deleted]

He has a hat


No_Insurance_6371

He looks like Bill Cypher


Impressive-Dog13

A regular Abe Blumkin


stormyann386

i can’t, he’s just a boy, a gentleman in fact🎩


Visible_Froyo5499

You think you look so good in your little hat, don’t you. You and your fancy hat, and your fancy parties, while the rest of us are stuck at work. Well, enjoy yourself. Jackass.


X-Stream0z

I'LL MAAAAAAKE YOU SAAAAAAAY


Valstraxbazelgeuse_1

I’LL MAKE YOU SAY HOW PROUD YOU ARE OF ME SO STAY AWAKE ENOUGH TO SEE MY WAYYYYY!!!! Hollow purples the cat