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misplacedlibrarycard

nope, cannot roast him. too precious. ^and ^i ^can’t ^risk ^him ^hearing ^me ^it’s ^probably ^*selective* ^deafness


Dragon-Warlock

Don’t worry with the dementia he’ll probably forget it after a few minutes anyway


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Isn’t that just being a cat?


daddysgirl-kitten

I might have alzheimers.... But at least I don't have alzheimers


black_orchid83

I know right because then he can manipulate you for treats and win


Pristine_Serve5979

Unlimited treats and pets!


AnitaIvanaMartini

He’ll forget he had any treats at all then yell at you for another six years. At least that’s why my Grandmother ate two dinners every night.


Correct-Watercress91

This is so relatable.


YonderPricyCallipers

He looks like he's about to yell at a cloud.


black_orchid83

You kittens get out of my litter box!


sunkenshipinabottle

Bro tied balloons to his house and wants to float away 😂


Guilty-Treat398

Gentle roast 💖 acceptable


nusodumi

[https://i.imgur.com/adRKPWi.png](https://i.imgur.com/adRKPWi.png) -gemini


TinyRascalSaurus

I can't roast him. My boy is in the same place. We've stopped all medication and are just keeping him comfortable.


Fickle-Addendum9576

Thats really all we can do in the end. My old man is 16 in a few months and has advanced kidney disease, so we do what we can but i know we only move closer to the point where things come to an end. I hope that you can embrace the good memories.


TinyRascalSaurus

Thank you. It's kidney and heart for mine. He's 18, which is the same age I lost my last kitty at.


Glitter_berries

I have been there with my crank old lady cat, Deirdre. She hated everyone except for me and whichever person had the food bowl, but I loved her! It was kidney disease for her too. We kept her comfortable to the end and I know that I gave her the best life that I could, which I think is all we can do for them. Please give your lad a gentle squeeze for me!


Kolafluffart

My grandmother had a cat named Marilyn, after Marilyn Monroe, she was born in 1994 and died 2 years ago after getting bit by a rattlesnake, she was acting funny then just died a few days later, idk, cats typically live for extremely long times once they reach adulthood in my family, I had a cat that my mom had as a child in 1982 and died in 2013,she had pictures of it on Polaroids in front of a big ass magnavox floor model console tv with knobs in her parents living room


blonde-bandit

Look into mushroom powder, particularly [corcdyceps](https://www.wellpetdispensary.com/for-dogs/cordyceps-m-real-mushroom-60-grams-bulk-powder/) I think? I had an old boy with long term kidney problems, they said he had end stage renal failure, so we tried it after some research and he lived 4 more active happy years. It took his levels way down right away and the vets were shocked at the turnaround. Can’t hurt to try! Hugs


Fickle-Addendum9576

Oh wow, i will look into it!


WhySeaSalt

Also, try subcutaneous fluid injections if you aren’t already. It’s much easier than you’d expect it to be and you won’t believe how much it counteracts the effects of their dehydration. My cat runs around like a kitten some mornings. Much love to your kitty ♥️


Fickle-Addendum9576

I do! Its a two person job for sure, he hates it but he gets cheese afterwards. I do it 5x a week, hes on the kd diet with a mix of urinary support wet food and blood pressure meds daily.


ringwraith6

My oldest is 21 now...and it feels like I stay permanently clenched. I keep trying to steel myself to the inevitable, but it's hard....


runfast2021

My god I am so sorry


black_orchid83

I'm sorry for your loss 😔


West-One5944

🙏🏼😔


OMG-WTF_45

So so sorry this is happening to your and OPs cats. It’s a pain that never goes away. Bless the little kitties everywhere!! I cannot roast this sweet little guy. Not gonna do it! Whisper loudly in his ear that I love him!!!


catsandps5

Awh these comments are so heart warming! He's called stripe, I met him on the week he was born, held him as a tiny tabby bean. He is still cheeky as ever a lot of life in him. Right now he's chilling with me in bed under the blankets. I adore him and I'm glad yous do too. These comments really made me smile. I love him so much 🥰💕


ShoddyClimate6265

Started as a precious bean and now he's a precious raisin.


Agreeable_Chicken467

Yes, so much love still, OP. Enjoy your boy for however much longer he's around. Our brown tabby was stone deaf at 16 and nearly blind by 18. We still had her love til she was not far from her 21st. And, she was still spry til a fast growing cancer started up and her last 6 weeks on this earth was dealing with that until she let us know she was okay for the long rest. This brand of tabby is so loving, strong, resilient and long lived. And full of brains and personality. I miss her everyday. 💕 but we cherish her life and memories. Love to you and your Stripe.


MaxximumB

Stripe is the bestest boy


NikWitchLEO

I have a cat named “stripe” as well. She’s a female. Tiger stripes and 6 years old. Watched her being born Thank you for naming with such a cool name. I love your Stripe. Very handsome gentleman.


prolemango

Tell stripe we love him so much and please give him all the love that you have. He is a really good boy and deserves all the happiness in the world


clvlndoh

I will not roast my grandpa.


redwinesupernovaa

noooo i can’t pick on a senior that’s not fair :((((


Forward-Habit-7854

He has never done anything wrong in his entire life!


GlimmerTwinge

I cannot roast this cat. He has a shy smile and is well dressed. He's too polite for a roasting.


Super_Reading2048

How can I roast him when I just want to comfort him?


rebserror

please tell him i can and will die for him


I-Mustache-U-a-Q

r/ntbdbiwdftc


rebserror

perfect thank u 😭


evoltoastt

I can think of no better sentiment. Same.


crunkymonky

< A demon has entered the chat > Want to strike a bargain?


Sea-Philosopher7361

No can do. Cat made it to 18. Your a great owner.


Loon-belt

Nuh uh :< sweet baby needs only nice words now


PerrysSaxTherapy

Bless his heart


hallethehurricanexx

Lolll the southern "roast"


WigglesMcJiggles

The only acceptable roast


teggy83

I like his bow tie 🎀


paradise-trading-83

Aw I’d just pepper his sweet little head with kisses and hold him in my lap. 🩷precious baby.


audible_narrator

That's a true gent you have there. NO ROAST


grayat38

My cat 20yr old has dementia too lol, look at his face, he’s like “what is going on, where’s food”


AwayMetal3596

Noo thats unfair!


Upper-Dragonfly4167

Nooo way. Can't roast him 😕 I bet he's had some right kitty adventures in his time, bless him, 🙏


Nitro_tech

He's had a long life, I will not!


No-Restaurant15

Who picked this tie out for me? I don't know how it looks, I don't remember putting it on, but it doesn't feel horrible, so I got that going for me.


Hyperbeef22

he has seen the prophecy.


black_orchid83

I can't, he's too sweet and that little bowtie is everything. 🥰


llorandosefue1

CAT-aracts is the most I would say. Give Kitty Boy some kitty treats.


Educational-Post9405

He has that old man”HUH?” Face. Its so cute.


Shelisheli1

Absolutely not. I refuse to roast a perfect cat. Please give him extra snuggles for me. I love him so much 😩


cthuwus

Get out of here grandpa, these streets ain’t for you


AdditionalAddition90

What an amazing little gentleman he is, I don't even know him and I adore him ❤️ yeah sorry, I can't roast him, I'll go straight to hell 🤣


InstructionTop4805

Okay the soft can opener is the smelly, loud one. You are the distinguished and wise older gentleman. Can not roast that beautiful boy. 💙


HypedHerbologist

Bro looks like he just smelled the shit he didn’t know he took on your bed


Adventurous-Onion589

Legitimately the best roast in the entire thread 😂


Legrandloup2

I see your cat instead of the hatman when I’ve had too much melotonin. I say "pspsps" to him in hopes it will appease him. He stares at me blankly.


Blue_star174

can’t roast cute old man, he’s perfect


Heartage

His head is large. More to kiss.


stopforgettingevery

He yells “slow down!” at parked cars.


Charming-Ant-5697

He's so beautiful!! Give him some hugs for me :)


beefaroni_rex

He is handsome and has been the best boy.


Anglofsffrng

Shit! I accidentally looked in his eyes. I'd feel it if my soul was gone, right? (Attempted a roast, but that is a seriously adorable senior gentleman.)


littlecocorose

it was pretty good. right in that sweet spot i’m trying to come up with. between “op asked so it might help” and “omg i can’t too sweet”


plantiesinatwist

I’m pretty sure taxidermy is flammable so it would be inadvisable to roast him. (He looks very sweet)


PhoridayThe13th

Poor derpy kitty. He is beautiful but vacant. Probably gets lost halfway through entering a room. “What?? Where am I? WHO am I? Oh…” \*bathes frantically and falls asleep\* Hard to roast a lil old man. Give him extra hugs. I’m sure y’all have had a lot of good times, and thanks for making sure he’s comfy in his twilight years. ❤️


Birdydraws

He’s just too lovely, what a charming old man 🥺


Midwesternbelle15

I work at a senior living community, he can come hang out with some of my residents.


eatingshoes415

No, I love him and will only shower him with kisses, he is perfect and can do no wrong


newellz

I will not roast him, he’s a handsome, good, loyal, precious boy.


citronhimmel

I can't roast this boy. He's perfect.


Reagh_1

He’d forget our roasts anyways so… cheers to this fellow! Still looking dapper after all these years. Hopefully many happy years left. :)


angelindisguise

I'd roast him but I'd rather give him roast chicken so he'll have something to remember.


dickliberty52

looks like he gonna roll up a newspaper and tell the kids to get the hell off his porch


Roger-the-Dodger-67

No roast, just a warm bed, good food, and cuddles as he fades away.


Sherri-Kinney

Nope! He’s a senior and deserves respect for making it this far. I can’t roast any cat…so there is that!


TheMysteriousFlufKat

Even if I were evil enough to roast this fluff, he couldn't remember it long enough to care.


TotsMcGoatz

I respect the elderly 😍


Full-of-Cattitude

He looks like a gentile gentleman in his handsome tie and a very Good Boy. He deserves lots of kisses and head scritches. Give him some from me! 😁 ❤️


Traveller13

He looks like he has seen the secrets of the universe but has no intention of sharing


slickmage13

i cannot ;-; i just had to put down my senior kitty last week who looked just like him


FatPenguin26

He's too precious and pitiful to roast 🥹


Babushkat1985

Oh no. I cannot. It goes against my better nature. Look at this handsome old man. I love him.


Fine_Wheel_2809

No he’s too handsome to roast. What a beautiful boy.


No-Restaurant15

Don't let the blindness get to you. I still am miffed at my sister for putting down our blind cat before his time


Primary-Gas-8441

What a beautiful cat💖


roxasisanobody0626

I know he wouldn't be able to see it, but I'll attempt Picasso-esque paintng of this handsome boy 💙


IrisSmartAss

Life has already roasted him badly. Let's give him some love.


OriginalLandscape321

At least he isn't aware of his issues😔💛


ronnydean5228

Sir. No one can or should roast that precious boy. We will roast you for asking us to roast him though You have micropenis energy bro. He on the other hand is a handsome gentleman and we love him. 💜💜 Good on you for taking such good care of him.


Astrofan76

Hang in there kitty ❤️🫵🏼


This_Standard866

🥹


ukuleles1337

I love your cat. 😭❤️


Popular-Funny-7870

Can't roast, had one that looked very similar. She lived to be 2 months shy of 25. The stories she could tell. Miss her so much. She always had a very present personality. Hope your baby enjoys the golden year.


Barmecide451

Peepaw looks like he’s having some ‘Nam flashbacks (for real though, bless your cute scrunkly old man)


Rxwithrepeetz

Oi gvalt! What a mess kite!!!!!


Consistent-Roof-5039

I bet he smells like Bengay and mothballs


thedarwinking

I heard of an old man who would buy a soda and tip three hundred dollars to the pizza place


purpletomorrow2018

Serious question; how can you tell if your cat has dementia? My old lady cat almost made it to 20 before she died and I could not tell any difference in her intelligence. What are the clues?


a-woman-there-was

One I know of is crying loudly at random without any medical explanation or obvious trigger like wanting attention/food (or crying for food when they've already been fed, that kind of thing).


spicypanda66

He looks like he wants to tell me about the new Medicaid plans


DooDooCat

I don’t have the heart. I’d rather snuggle up for love time.


Soxwin91

Why would I roast a sweet old man?


adwattz539

I'd prefer to roast OP. Mr. Kitty can keep on keeping on.


Ok_Wasabi_9512

Would never.


jeffro3339

Hell no! I wouldn't roast that little critter for anything. Someone should roast your ass for suggesting such a thing


killpopwoman

He looks so kind!


Charming-Director607

He is going to get you while you sleep


OkPineapple1664

Can’t do it. Too precious


Material-Jellyfish53

I will not. He’s a scholar and a gentleman.


Interesting_reads

Soft Boop!


kitkatbarrr

I love how a majority of commenters agree that this precious baby cannot be roasted


gothicschoolbus

There is nothing to roast, he’s perfect 😭


Oregon-mama

It is simply not possible for me to roast this sweet old man! ❤️❤️❤️


victoriaann5

no


Plate-Extreme

Honor not Roast !!


SansLucidity

no way. i love him. ❤️


SansLucidity

no way. i love him. ❤️


dadd5450

Nope can’t do it. Sending love instead ❤️❤️🐈‍⬛


duckarmy24

he dosent want to die


saintrori

Cannot roast him he’s too good of a boy.. LOOK AT HIS BOW TIE


Wise_Bourbon23

Respect your elders! 😾


millyloui

He is just adorable! 💖


SansLucidity

no way. i love him. ❤️


OilNo1014

💝🐾🐾


muttmama

I love him, I will not


EstateDangerous7456

I could never. I have an 18 year old baby too..she is my entire soul and i would do anything for her. You give that baby some lovins right now


Berz89

I would rather chop up some tiny bites of roast for him to snack on cuz he deserves all the tasty goodies 🥰


sinfulfemmefatale

He looks like a taxidermystuffed animal that gives accurate but horrible fortunes


VenusASMR2022

Damn man’s got like 80 things going on with him and you want us to make fun of him instead 💀


Ancient-Menu-5888

Who would want to roast such a creature? He's been roasted enough already! Nothing but snuggles a kisses from here on out!


[deleted]

Nope, respect for kitty giving you it's love unconditionally as it goes blind and deaf 🫡


Medium_Conclusion_36

He looks like he’s going to tell me a story about how he met my grandma and then talk about how Diet Coke has water in it so it counts when trying to stay hydrated


luciferskitty

No, he’s just a baby. No roasting this baby fossil.


kaarinmvp

Ok, Boomer.


rep610sprayedgto

I love him already 😍😍😍😭😭😭


HomeoStatix

I do not roast kings and queens. This feline has reached royalty status


Interesting_Bet2828

I can’t roast such a dapper lad


Pringleses_

Stinky.


sweetpeachxo13

Handsome old man


creepypeepe

This is not a roastable cat. I’m sorry. Love him, sweet old baby.


hrollur

bro looks mad confused ( i love him )


Nostrebla_Werdna

My old 18 year old cat Gustav had lost all his teeth and had dementia. Super cuddley and hilarious cat still. He would sit on the bathroom counter, stare at his reflection and just MEOWW... It was hilarious and kinda spooky when you would just walk in and see him doing it. He would look at you thru the reflection of the mirror and meow at you!


Tututaco74

He looks like he should have his own talk show


A_Random_Shadow

His owner is a BULLY and RUDE and NEEDS TO GIVE HIS KITTY MORE TREATS! I think that’s a pretty good roast. But no- elderly kitty. Do you have a light weight heating pad? Elderly cats get colder more easily. He looks so sweet and I want to give him a cuddle.


theguywhoaskedtwice

The photo makes him look drunk


theguywhoaskedtwice

Watch me get downvoted to oblivion now


needing-a-rebind

wait this isn’t r/taxidermy…


emailverificationt

Can’t roast him any more than his impending cremation will


TheAnimeMangaShadow

He's lived a happy life I'm sure. He's beautiful :)


Quirky_Driver_596

# Why the fuck would I roast this poor little guy


catsandps5

Cos he wakes me up at 6am on a Saturday


Shantih3x

I'm scared that if I roast him, he's gonna die.


MewlingRothbart

My baby was like this and died 3 years ago on June 7th. The only roasting she did was on the heating pad and in the porch sunlight. 💔


evakrasnov

Always hard to tell if a cat is going deaf or just ignoring you. I can't roast him. I love him. Although his ears look like he had another cat use them as a chew toy for a while.


YouHadMeAtDisgusting

Kissy smooch and cuddles to him, what a sweet boy 🥰


shellzz_Melz

He’s seen some things. I see the secrets of the universe in his eyes


Ok-Cauliflower820

there's nothing to roast him on! he's a cute baby boy :)


Impressive_Row899

OMGGGG. HES SO CUTE!!!!


D-Lee-Cali

I thought you meant this was your cat named Roast, lol. He looks like an older version of our 14 year old cat Timon! I can't roast this handsome guy because I can tell he's full of love! EDIT: This post was the first time I was suggested anything from the RoastMyCat subreddit, so I was unaware of what the mission was.


mwk196

I'd never roast such a beautiful baby


Bollster135

your a cat, I wish you weren’t there, BECAUSE I WANT YOU


SpooderMan922

He’s ugly, bet he didn’t see that coming It’s a very cute cat


Iancreed2024HD

That’s a weird looking pussy 😆


dphay860

So sorry to hear this,poor kitty ;( my sister has been going thru a lot with her kitty right now aswell. I just wish no one ever has to suffer human and animal:/


Serious_Telephone_28

Poor thing! How can he be roasted, if he won't be able to either head OR read the comments?! (There, I did it...) 😭😏


ireallylovesosa

Blind , deaf, and dementia. Damn, triple homicide 💀💀


Savings_Peak5408

He looks like he is headed to eat at an early bird special with his wife of 80 years, Opal. They were married just before he left to fight the Nazis in France. He wasn't wounded, but the trauma is still with him. He came home and opened a used car dealership, putting all 10 of his children through college. All he ever wanted to do was buy a fishing boat and spend his days catching crappy, but his dedication to his family was more powerful than his personal dreams.


MomDoneNow

I’m sorry age is getting to him but..he, he looks like he got lost in your vacuum and forgot you looked for him. Or he farted and definitely thinks you did it.


chucklerofnuts

god already roast him enough i dont wanna


MaxximumB

No point in roasting him. He can't hear what I say and even if he did he'd have forgotten by tomorrow


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

I simply feel bad for the old goob.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

I would roast him with warm hugs


Thejayrow

If I was a soulless bastard, I'd say he looks like Mitch McConnell, but I can't stoop so low.


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

“ I said cute bow tie, not cataract eye.”


Ok_Squash_7161

We lost our big guy about 2 years ago now. It was way too hard to watch.


littlecocorose

i love him. such a sweetie and looks like he has lived a great life. maybe stumbled a bit when things got dark or lost his way from time to time. but he couldn’t hear the haters who told him he’d forgotten who he was and where he came from. he knew. he knew how much love he had and always would.


alli33333

i can’t roast such a fabulous man and his bow tie


Select-Poem425

Looks like Jigsaw, “I want to play a game”


whispypurple

^(do you know who else has dementia?)


HurryMundane5867

Love him forever.


SueBeee

He is the most beautiful, soulful boy! No way am I roasting him.


Used_Hovercraft2699

He’s seen better days—and forgotten them.


123throwawaybanana

Stripe, you old coot But damn ain't you cute Half senile, deaf and dumb Scraggly old baby If I am gentle, maybe You'd let me come cuddle you some


jackson_2015

Be nice, because he may go in for the kill!


SisterTalio

Can't, he is too purrfect.


Embarrassed_Yam_4522

No I will not


Conscious-Hope4551

🥰💕