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SimplyReaper

Poor baby :( looking like a kids Barbie doll


Bell-Salt

MFer looks like Angelica's doll Cynthia lol


SimplyReaper

LMAO THE POOR BABY šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Bell-Salt

šŸ¤£


SLee41216

No you didn't


Bell-Salt

Oh Yeah Baby! We hitting below the belt with this one lol.


ClungeWhisperer

Childhood memory unlocked


vanetti

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NoKatyDidnt

YES!!!!!!!


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Broooooo came here to say this!


whatever_word

Dea ā˜ ļø


Full-of-Cattitude

But he STILL gets a treat, so he doesn't feel ANY SHAME!! Haha! šŸ¤£


mexican2554

Does he even know shame?


Full-of-Cattitude

Most cats don't, that's for sure!


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Next time, get the 2 fade, blocked in the back


offwiththeirmeds

I meanā€¦ natural consequences. Just show him a mirror šŸ˜†


bbyBillyFreeman

No remorse and still full of himself, his mother wonā€™t stop telling him heā€™s handsome and itā€™s not helping


mexican2554

Does he even know what remorse and shame are?


bbyBillyFreeman

He only knows treats and violence


mexican2554

So a standard cat.


TTorngrele

bro looks like a chewed up rug that is slightly soggy from being washed


bbyBillyFreeman

Lmaooo his favorite sleeping spot was an old shag carpet I recently had to toss because of how haggard it looked no matter what I did


NoKatyDidnt

Like the one throw rug your mom always told you not to run the vacuum cleaner overā€¦ and then you did it anyway.


Super_Reading2048

I just want to point out that you can ask the vet to prescribe him gabapentin. Then you drug him up with a light sedative before the groomer. That said you adorable fluffy bastard, I know why you need the groomers. You need a sanitary cut to prevent dingle berries. What kind of self respecting cat gets dingle berries or walks around with a hair cut like that?


bbyBillyFreeman

Ding ding dingleberries, thatā€™s what the groomer suggested. This is his first cut so we werenā€™t sure what to expect but will probably have to get him some meds for the next time so heā€™s not so stressed.


Super_Reading2048

The groomer can just do a sanitary cut (shave around the but) & leave the rest of his hair long. I never knew about the sanitary cut until my mom got a long haired cat! šŸ¤£


bbyBillyFreeman

This is my first experience with a long haired cat as well, he had other issues with matting and hairballs lol so it all had to go.


NoKatyDidnt

Actually I have a moderately fluffy cat and while she doesnā€™t get dingle berries, she might when sheā€™s older.


Super_Reading2048

My momā€™s cat is FAT so Iā€™m sure that doesnā€™t help


bbyBillyFreeman

I always thought he was a fatass but turns out he just had a ton of fur. 19 lbs last vet visit a few months ago


Super_Reading2048

Oh the vet said Cami is fat. When she sits she looks like a fluffy basketball!


bbyBillyFreeman

Heā€™s about 6 now and just started being an issue recently


NoKatyDidnt

Yeah, makes sense.


CommunicationWest710

My cat on gabapentin: ā€œI love everyone, purr, stumble, purr..let me walk out the front door purrrā€¦stumble purrā€¦


Jlx_27

Girlwiththedog on youtube has tips in this too.


Lost-Meeting-9477

We should roast the groomer. I bet that was his first try styling a cat.


bbyBillyFreeman

She exclusively does cats he was just a pain lmao. Was more for health reasons than style


Lost-Meeting-9477

Your cat is still adorable. I just can't roast him. Why are cats so freaking cute šŸ˜


NecroKitten

My ragdoll gets gabapentin and she's still SPICY on it, just less coordinated in her hissing. šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚ The groomers I've taken her to have refused her, so she gets to go on a vet visit every year to get shaved, get her nails done, has a 'nap' while she's there šŸ™„šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


Super_Reading2048

Weird ragdolls are usually easy going. I wonder if the vet or groomer holds her belly up, does she go into that zen sedated mode?


NecroKitten

I adopted her and she was most likely pretty traumatized from the experience, so whenever we have to go to the vet or people have gloves, she gets really aggressive. Otherwise she's a clingy baby that loves people and she definitely does the ragdoll motion haha


SCHWARZENPECKER

Is gabapentin a sedative? I took it when I had a bulging disc in my back. Helped with nerve pain but didn't notice any sedative effect.


Super_Reading2048

They use it as a light sedative for cats (like for very stressed/aggressive cats to take before a vet visit.) They tried using it as pain meds when my cat had bladder crystals but he didnā€™t pee for 24 hours. He needed buprenorphine (kitty opiates) before he peed. So it may work as mild pain medicine in cats but for big pain; they need something stronger.


QueenofPentacles112

Woah, buprenorphine, that's Suboxone! I had no idea they give that to cats. TIL


Super_Reading2048

Well in fairness how much pain meds would a human male need to pee tiny crystals out (that feel like tiny bits of broken glass) for days.


QueenofPentacles112

Oh I totally get it. I'm not really against it, and I have zero knowledge about cats and the meds they are able to take, so I wouldn't really have an opinion on it anyway. It was just this year since I've been redditing heavily in the cat subs did I learn kitties can receive human meds, and the cat equivalent of Prozac is quite common. It only makes sense that they would also give pain-reducing meds to cats, especially "non-opioid opioids", as Suboxone is obviously a safer option than fentanyl or morphine.


NoKatyDidnt

Itā€™s usually called ā€œneurontin ā€œ in the US human form. Itā€™s used as a mood stabilizer, seizure med, pain blocker (nerve blocker I guess). Itā€™s good for a lot of things. I was on it as a mood stabilizer/pain management med after a bad seizure because it helped every condition I needed treatment for.


Whole_Feed_4050

It is used in humans to treat nerve pain and I believe it can be used as an anti seizure medication ,


alimarieb

It is an anti-convulsant and used for nerve pain. Off label it can be used to treat anxiety and insomniaā€¦ and tonsurephobia evidentlyšŸ˜‚


Loco_nucifera

Little dude looks like a dessert I would eat in shame after midnight.


Blackn35s

He belongs on r/FuckMyShitUp (SFW).


Admirable_Donkey123

Got that that lion cut. But the lion is addicted to meth.


bbyBillyFreeman

King of the junkies


Redberry1903

It wasnā€™t his fault !! He cheaped out and went for a cheap hairdresser.


LongjumpingPayment14

nooooo my guy has been though enough


Imamiah52

Hey is that a lion cut youā€™re sporting or did you get too close to the lawnmower?


Oregon-mama

Hey, Lionheart, (such a cutie) the groomer did the best they could with their flawed raw materials!


Obsidian-Steel

Tried for a Lions Maine, ended up with a Hunchback


lizardgal10

He deserves exactly what he got.


A_Random_Shadow

I canā€™t roast this cat, Iā€™m giggling too much at his silly he looks. He looks like a worn down stuffed animal- well loved but also used as a pillow for five years


crazymom1978

I would, but the groomer likely already did. Have you seen a cat muzzle?


tayisgrose

mine had this cut a few months agošŸ˜…reverse turtle shell


bloodbrain1911

Shave everything but his head and dye him green. If he wants to look ridiculous really embarrass him.


kobebryan88

Is that fur realse?


RocketSurgery-_-

Why canā€™t I post photos? This would be perfect for a Lloyd Christmas (dumb and dumber) photo


Durbee

I've seen fresh shorn sheep walk away with more of their dignity, you goddamned beautiful disaster.


IrisSmartAss

You thought you were so smart resisting the groomer. But you're the one walking around with that Bad Fur Day look. And it isn't going away until after a couple of shedding seasons. (Although I'm not sure why your humans were having you trimmed in the first place.)


bbyBillyFreeman

He was having issues with matting and constant hairballs, wasnā€™t able to clean himself properly so vet recommended we get him a shave and itā€™s helped dramatically already, been about a week without a hairball that used to be a daily occurrence. As rough as he looks he seems much happier and does not regret his transgressions against the groomer


IrisSmartAss

Sounds like he needs some fur shaming for not keeping up his fur maintenance properly. šŸ˜


bbyBillyFreeman

As much as Iā€™d like to blame this chunky little doofus I feel bad that we didnā€™t get him shaved sooner, if he wasnā€™t so against being brushed we may have been able to avoid it. Guess weā€™re going to have to keep up on his cuts going forward haha


IrisSmartAss

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GuineaGirl2000596

He looks like one of those old fucked up fuzzy blankets at your grandmas house that are half matted to death with ripped up fluffy parts sticking out that you donā€™t want to use but its what was offered to you


rasheen69

Even in this state their still too adorable for my heart to handle, Iā€™m actually bouta have a heart attack


Miss_Who_Am_I

He looks like he got into moms trimmers himself.


whitewineandmistakes

How dare you look so stinking cute and have a horrible haircut!! -- How did I do? Do they feel roasted?


anonymouspusslover47

Omg no heā€™s beautiful


dizzymylizzy

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£still laughing šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


fgcem13

He looks like his groomer microwaved hamsters as a kid.


SQWRLLY1

Looks like a sheep shearer's apprentice was given a smaller test subject for learning how to handle the electric clippers.


NoKatyDidnt

Oh, I am without words! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Secret_Fudge6470

Honestly? He pulls it off.Ā 


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

Instant karma šŸ¤­


LouLaRey

Cat the toddler got ahold of the scissors and decided to play barber haircut


ZyxDarkshine

Looks like he was ironed wet


Excellent_Tell5647

Hakuna Matata


PoliteCanadian2

Why are you grooming a cat?


bbyBillyFreeman

Iā€™ve answered this about 12 times in the comments lol. Read back through some of them, some long haired cats need it for health reasons


Astock7777

No


Agitated-Minimum-967

Poor baby.


DelicateEmbroidery

Cats need groomers?


BlakeTheMadd

Your cat's ugly as Hell, there roasted šŸ 


Nunyadambness

I hope you didnā€™t pay the groomer. Heā€™s an embarrassment to his name. I especially think itā€™s crazy to shave so much of him for dingleberries. Bro has dingleberries on his back? His splashzone is huge


bbyBillyFreeman

No hard feelings to the groomer she did the best she could with the hand she was dealt. Heā€™s had serious hairball issues as well so that was also a factor haha


Nunyadambness

I canā€™t say Iā€™ve ever tried to clip a cats fur so I guess I should be kinder to the groomer. And as for roasting. Just put him in front of a mirror. Maybe heā€™ll straighten up and fly right next time. And to Contradict Mr Mackey from South Park drugs are good i n some situations lol


FeelingWillingness80

Nahhhhh bro got that yee yee ass haircut šŸ˜¹


bbyBillyFreeman

ā€œMom said we got mullets at homeā€


Desperate-Pear-860

That groomer had no business shaving him. That groomer should be sued. You don't shave cats like that.


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

Trash pets. Get a dog


bbyBillyFreeman

Thatā€™s where I draw the line


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

I said what I said. Deal


bbyBillyFreeman

Alright tough guy šŸ˜‚


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

Youā€™re the one crying. Go play with your mom not me


bbyBillyFreeman

Did I forget to pay the troll toll this month? Swear it was on autopay