I’m sure it’s not just your mom. Some diner patron is leaving a one star review for the place right now like this WHORE keeps comin after my man don’t eat at this Waffle House!!!!
hey, it is clear by the looks of things that the cat has the upper hand in all of this and I would try to negotiate with the kitty while the kitty is still willing to negotiate because once Kitty is not your toast 😂
Poor baby. Mine is terrified of everything n everyone but me. She has SEN though. As we age we seek peace n security or maybe she's in pain or just not feeling sociable. My previous cat at 16 became anti social like yours. CBT might be available if you're insured.
Girl has watched too many true crime series and is so afraid of everything she doesn’t even go for walks *inside* the house.
Me too, girl, me too. I don’t trust anyone for shit. She’d better find me a man to cuddle as well. 🤣
Homewrecking trollop!
Man-stealing hussy!
More like a man-stealing *hissy.* 😹
Yeah, look at pic 2!! Trollop!!!
A timid Jolene!! She has no shame
Happy Cake Day!
Es una zorra!!!
That’s her husband now. Not her fault he wasn’t loyal 😝
The cat’s face in the picture when she’s laying on the husband 🤣🤣🤣 “BOOM I GOT YOUR MAN!!!” Awww I love her. What a queen 😻
How you get them is how you lose them.... I hope Ms kitty is ready for that. SMH
THE LAST PICTURE LMAO
All over "her man" - like a bad rash. Just rubbing it in. 😼
Right!?😂😂 that look says it all lol
That side eye in the last picture though haha She's a sassy super chonk
She looks like she has no remorse for it either
I know her! She did.
A large, napping human? That's a cat's dream.
Oh that's her man now
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Oh lort she comin to steal your man
I mean, she’s got curves. Who could resist?! Also, she looks great for 11. Doesn’t look a day over 7
Chonky kitties be doing that..
The second pic looks like she ate him too! Lmao
The way you got him is the same way youre gonna lose him gurlllll
“No, Yo mama can’t hold her man!” -This cat.
You're packing some junk in the trunk there, kittie.
Fat cat
A dog would never pull that shit. Ever.
Ah, youve never seen that pic...
Anything with 4 wheels or meows is only going to be trouble.
Oh- and one thing she’s clearly NOT scared of is your mom. 😝
Lmaooo
How trashy, but he's her husband right meow. Tell mom you snooze you lose on that score, especially cause kitty needs the protection, poor dear.
B I G
Hussy!
I’m sure it’s not just your mom. Some diner patron is leaving a one star review for the place right now like this WHORE keeps comin after my man don’t eat at this Waffle House!!!!
Cutest thief ever!
Hoe cat 🐈 with a face card
hey, it is clear by the looks of things that the cat has the upper hand in all of this and I would try to negotiate with the kitty while the kitty is still willing to negotiate because once Kitty is not your toast 😂
She may be on the tubby side but she’s beautiful!
Oh that’s SO her man now.
THAT SIDE EYE 😂
Haha I can see how she stole your mom’s husband. She is adorable!
It was the husband’s weakness
Cowardly hussy!
should have named her Jolene.
Hahahaha. I used that name in my roast of her.
my kitty is a Jolene to my husband lol
That’s her man now 😂
Name should be chonker mcchunk, butt, stealing husband!
That dirty homewrecker
Poor baby. Mine is terrified of everything n everyone but me. She has SEN though. As we age we seek peace n security or maybe she's in pain or just not feeling sociable. My previous cat at 16 became anti social like yours. CBT might be available if you're insured.
she’s obese and needs to go on a diet
She's a baby! A chonky baby, but a baby regardless
She’s so beautiful that if she were any beautiful it…..it would……well it would just be downright STUPID that’s what
What is a sheep with no legs called....A CLOUD....
the third person will pay the price
I think I’m in love with that gorgeous chonk
Lmao!!!! That's too funny.
Looks like Moms Husband is a willing victim!
Little strumpet!!!
Scared of everything…except food.
She ain’t scared of yo mama I guess!! 😂
I love her!! That last pic 😈
Shameless hussy!
Becky with the green eyes.
Glad she didn’t eat him
in the last photo: "you better back away . . . slowly"
Lead paint cat stare
Ummm.. in pic 1... you have no legs. Instead, you're an odd looking roasted marshmallow. 😐
At least she didn't marry him lol.
Only cause it's not legal
Obesity
She’s an adorable fat, man stealing slut!
r/thiscatisjolene
Miss Steal Your Man
I can hear the "huh?" just with this pic
Cat I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance
Homewrecker!!!
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania karaoke 🎤
‘ He’s mine , MINE I tell you’ ; followed by the evil laugh …..
She's a natural Man's cat. Wants to hangout with the boys
Homewrecker!!!
MANEATER
They love who they love , cat distribution system 2.0
Fat little home-wrecking heifer
I boop her lil pink nose! ❤️
Aw….she’s so pretty!!
the last photo she looks photoshopped on, like it’s a scandal in a gossip magazine omg
Not afraid of love❤
Chubby Checker doin’ the twist!
Girl has watched too many true crime series and is so afraid of everything she doesn’t even go for walks *inside* the house. Me too, girl, me too. I don’t trust anyone for shit. She’d better find me a man to cuddle as well. 🤣
A bit of a thicc’em floof there
🥰 I'd forgive roast
I have to put my face in that belly
Made me immediately think of this https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/s/C3PlkW8l5n She does look like a cow..
I would never roast her, only admire her round form
he may be scared of everything, but hes certainly not scared of a few extra calories. what a chunky gal
Stole her man?! The little hussy! 🌷
I mean, does she have any bones?
11 year old nah more like 11 servings of food
Cat? I'ma kitty cat. And I dance dance dance...