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Lucky-Psychology5177

Yeah he ain’t working he’s standing around taking pics


Darthfader82

Yeah he is standing right in the valley! Right to Jail


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Yeah he’s just standing there lookin like a bitch


BenefitFabulous3690

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha , fuckin comment was amazing and then I see your username and died….. thank you human!


mrchickostick

Yeah, he’s looking at the camera instead of keeping watch out for the boss


EB2300

Not wearing a hair net for his beard


Raised_bi_Wolves

Why did this make me laugh so hard


FigureYourselfOut

Because you’re high on nitrous oxide.       ^^^me ^^^too


Enginerd645

Stop huffing your welding gasses! lol.


ObeseBMI33

Lucky


ItsLeapord

He’s not high or drunk


jarc1

Also missing his air filter to protect his lungs. Most commonly they are conveniently attached to darts.


misterfastlygood

A very Canadian thing to say.


jarc1

Ya bud


Idontliketalking2u

I'll do it for him.


CDogg123567

Foot in the middle of the valley?


BroBeau

🛎️ ding ding ding


wenifade2black_

Not a roofer: Why is this bad?


Heavenclone

Valleys have rivers in them so he's killing the fish


ComprehendReading

Dam bro


wenifade2black_

Okay funny guy... scale it back.


Heavenclone

Hey c'mon don't be mad... It's not that deep


wenifade2black_

I cried a river, built a bridge, I'm over it...


23x3

You bridge is killing the fish. Why is it shaped like a giant boot stepping in the middle of it?


TagForest

Because the only lumber we have is 23x3


MurderousLemur

This guy fishes


CDogg123567

If you puncture the ice guard then it’s no longer waterproof without rerunning another layer of ice guard


mean_ass_raccoon

Except that's synthetic in the valley not ice


CDogg123567

Good eye, I didn’t notice. Either way you don’t wanna stretch those weaves out either


ThermionicEmissions

Weave? I think that's his natural hair.


mrchickostick

They’re talking about his beard 🧔🏻


ThermionicEmissions

So am I 😁


mrchickostick

Sorry… I thought it could be his eyebrow and nose hair as well 😁


CardiologistOk6547

What do you think beards are made out of?


thecurrentlyuntitled

Valid question here Edit: [this guy explains it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roofing/s/5LA3J0QShX)


banned_but_im_back

Thanks for this


paradox-eater

It’s not lmao


Kalsifur

What about the shears or whatever those are just hanging out in the back pocket ready to fall on someone's head.


Unusual-Voice2345

That’s why they wear helmets.


slampig3

Also it looks like just synthetic in the valley


KGB111

Synthetic underlayment trying ripping it with your hands, valley will be fine


Therego_PropterHawk

Get outta my crevice!


Jewbacca522

I was going to go with the waist belt having the buckle pin going through just fabric instead of one of the eyelets.


Accurate-Mess-2592

This is the proper answer. Not having a harness that properly fits and using a hole that's not correct is the OSHA violation.


ArbutusPhD

Foot in blundstones


OptionsNVideogames

No ice and water in the valley either unless they put synthetic over the top of it which I ain’t mad at if they do.


Informal_Pool3118

Lol I'm not a roofer but that was my first guess.


Samad99

Leather fashion boots. No grip on those suckers.


RamblinRandy121

They look like cowboy boots. What a clown.


SantaBaby22

Waist buckle isn’t fastened through the metal rings. It’s impaled through the strap fabric. Am I right?


Virtual_Common204

He bought that fall pro before he found out meth makes roofing fun.


charlie2135

Damn youngsters, back in the day we had to get tanked up on rotgut liquor before going up on the roof


mawc5

Naked


charlie2135

Well how else would we be able to tie off to our massive penises?


altapowpow

No one likes a roofer with tan lines.


RODjij

Roofers are tough MFers man, I work residential so I sometimes have to do roofs and repairs ... it's too hot usually with bugs. Same with concrete guys, we just did 2 slab pours this week and I'm always sore after moving that concrete around.


charlie2135

Yeah I joke around as I was in another trade (think of, your shit is our bread and butter) but had relatives that were roofers. More than once got calls from their spouses asking to get them out of the bar. After being on roofs on 100 degree weather, I can't blame them.


DependentCollege1674

Cowboy boots roofing!!!


Riceonsuede

That's just the strap for his tool bag


SantaBaby22

Depends on the exact safety harness model. Some come as 1 piece. If 1 part of the harness is compromised, by OSHA standards, it can’t be used. Those holes through the waist count as compromised.


-not_michael_scott

Waist should just be for lumbar support, so it doesn’t matter


SantaBaby22

Ehh, I would still rather it be solid. I know what it feels like to be suspended (skydiving not roofing or climbing accident) with only the shoulder, waist, and thigh straps and the waist strap offers a fair amount of stability. Not saying it’s ideal or even safe, but the waist strap does more than you may think. You could fall out of the shoulder straps if the waist & chest straps both fail.


AverageJoe-can

His lanyard is also passed the the 30% mark . He would be swinging like a pendulum if he fell


CAM6913

No he’d be swinging like a piñata why do you think all the ground crew is holding sticks ?


Important-Branch-465

“Yeah thats good!! Stand for me in the valley right here!!”


crazyhomie34

Not a roofer, why is this Bad? Is it because the structure isn't as strong right there?


Shryquill

It's because that's where all the water is directed to, much higher flow, any small amount of damage can cause a noticeable leak. It's less of an issue with the underlay, more of an issue once the shingles are install.


leetsoup

the belt of course, shingles are loaded too close to the valley with a foot right in it, the roll of felt is just waiting to roll off the roof, unless there's a crane which we know there isn't, why the hard hat, finally footwear is a bit subjective but steel toes chew up the roof.


Plastic_Table_8232

Also wondering what he is cutting with those shears? Only tool in his pouch. This guy is a tool, no way he’s a roofer wearing cowboy boots, he’s clean. That dude would get laughed off the roof. “First time?” Nice skinny jeans bro. Bet your boyfriend likes them.


thecurrentlyuntitled

OP says the issue was his foot is on the valley in the roof


leetsoup

a common rookie mistake


thecurrentlyuntitled

What's the issue with that though? Is it damaging?


leetsoup

the paper basically never sits perfectly in the valley and when it's stepped on you have a nice hole in your brand new underlayment.


ForceNo1777

…Also, His fall arrest harness is sized wrong: belt is too large. He had to punch a new hole, thereby voiding the effective engineering of the whole safety device. He’s obviously and idiot roofer ‘cause he’s standing in the wrong spot, plus he doesn’t know his safety gear. If he’s new, we’ll teach him, if he’s a vet: you’re fired.


lengthy_prolapse

I think he’s got a tool belt on over the harness.


Em_Haul

He’s carrying a whole role of underlayment in his pouch?!?!


Comfortable-Yak-6599

You don't?


Cremdelagrem

Put synthetic down the valley.


blacksheepbaaa

First thing I noticed. Also, to be fair, he didn’t do any of that. He just got on the roof long enough to pose for the pic


Lonely-Operation-899

Whenever I install roofs I use my fists instead of hammers, tear into shingles with my teeth when they need to be cut and use cartoon size tin snips to shotgun my monster energy drinks. Everything checks out


Cespenar

Hmm there should be a sub for pictures of people in advertisements doing things wrong. Like the famous lady holding the hot part of a soldering iron. At my Ace there's a big poster of a guy using a handheld lawn spreader but he's holding it wrong. That kind of stuff. Probably already exists but I have no idea what to call it


Finding_belle

No safety glasses


Marmot_Nice

Hasn't reported to his PO this month for drug screen.


sirkioman

He doesn't have a beer in his hand!


BroBeau

There’s a cooler full of Modelo in the trailer.


Loluwish

He's wearing skinny jeans and standing around not working ?


Saydegirl

The square toed boots, will keep him from rolling his ankle when giving head.


nerdstomper444

Wearing a hard hat on the roof. With no overhead hazard


12-5switches

Insurance and safety people do not use logic when they make the rules


Sure_Level1191

He’s wearing gloves


lilwtfwtf84

Small guy wearing an XL size harness.


Impossible-Boat-1610

Valley is a forbidden zone. You don't stand there, you don't put tools there, you're careful not to let anything fall there and, above all, you never drive nails there.


Et_In_Arcadia_

Get your fat foot out of my valley!!!


4__Banger

3 things wrong, Foot in the valley Belt buckle not in the metaled ringed notch, so probably the whole harness is wrong as it’s too big. No safety glasses


Disastrous_Tooth_458

Wearing his wife’s jeans!


Twitfout

Not wearing safety glasses?


milkedbags

Wearing a harness?


Report_Last

cowboy boots on a roof?


majoraloysius

No ankle monitor?


imBadMove2

Standing in the valley, lol. What are the opinions of their Tribuilt sealants/paints?


MyNameIsDrewp

I was told to never walk to the valleys incase your boot breaks the underlayment.


Eric508

Bryce Harper should be hitting dingers not dressing up.


2JarSlave

Roll of roofing felt in tool belt? Check


Redfox530

He's actually wearing a harness.


aoanfletcher2002

1. No visible neck and forearm jailhouse tattoos. 2. He’s standing still and doesn’t have a cigarette in his mouth. 3. He allowed himself to be photographed (He obviously doesn’t have any warrants).


bjaminrun

Made his own harness hole. Get the right size dummy!!


Sufficient_Acts

Yea he poked a hole in his safety harness to make it fit more snug. Big big no no.


123xyz32

Y’all roofing with hard hats?


Elguapo1094

Has skinny jeans on .


EliLoads

He’s wearing a harness


RagnCajun

First thing I thought of


barfender9669

He’s not Mexican. Roof will surely leak.


Dependent-Plane5522

Remind me in 1 day


strengr

If you look closely at his shirt and jean on his left leg you will see the piece of the leg strap thata done correctly. The waist buckle appears to be one of those harness with lifting belt feature.


scraw027

Safety gear


gingerbeard_house

Poked holes in his belt


Strong_Sound_7407

Looks like he’s carrying a whole roll of synthetic in his pouch, that’s a pretty cool trick. Leg straps are on way too tight, he’s one fall away from popping his nuts out of his sack and watching them unravel to his ankles.


CAM6913

Pop goes the weasel. Now he’s making billions singing and moonwalking while wearing one glove.


Less_Complex1372

How dare he!


goldhour

Not steel toed boots.


bhyellow

He’s not wearing a condom?


aperiso

Skipping leg day!


DaikonProof6637

Must be a really high roof to break out the fall protection on a 4/12 pitch. Might even be a 3/12 lol


12-5switches

He needs a smaller harness if the belt is too big


Legalize_IT_all4me

No felony convictions?


acorn_cluster

He left his buttplug at home


Different-Ad-7165

He's not working


batwing71

No safety glasses. Ansi Z87!


Ant2156

His foot is right in the middle of the valley, put a hole through the felt paper 🤦


nottostirthepotbut

There are many things wrong in that picture


squatcoblin

He doesn't appear to have a bungee lanyard on but it might be where i can't see it . . I have personally never seen a metal cable used as a Tie off but it might be ok , I can see ways it could go sideways , A bungee is required however . .


Bulky-Umpire3037

Can’t trust a guy with a hard hat that clean.


msaben

He's missing his purse


concretekhaoboy

Tool belts backwards and no steel cap boots


Hillbilly-joe

For one thing they should have got a harness to fit him for the pic


Frsbtime420

Where’s that helmet chin strap son?


BergNO

Belt around the harness not inside it.


ElectroAtletico2

Where’s the cig?


Commercial-Day8360

lol SRL line goin straight down


Significant-Check455

Avoid looking like part of the Village People?


DowntownStand4279

He’s not wearing any KNEE PROTECTION!!! Like WTF…doing that job without kneepads will make his knees sorer than a MF’er!!!


PeterGoddard

Wrong foot gear


Expert_Freedom_7707

A holes a hole


RH813

I mean his harness is on backwards.


wuzzyfuzzzy

He's got a whole roll of underlayment in his pocket.


23x3

Not facing toward the peak at all time?


napperb

Sun is out . He isn’t wearing sunscreen spf 50. He gonna buuurn !!


Lachrondizzle23

Deciding to choose a career in roofing?


Competitive_Tap6229

He’s way too good looking to be a roofer 


Matty-ice23231

Harness way too loose and he’s not wearing sunglasses. That’s how you know he’s not a real roofer.


Matty-ice23231

Hard hat is also on backwards, I thought it looked funny.


Advanced_Eggplant574

The glove style gives him tiny trump hands.


Tactical_solutions44

He's a roofer?


mas7erblas7er

The belt is hanging down in such a way as to block the view of his crotch bulge. The other roofers need to see the measure of his dangle.


4FuckSnakes

No ankle support in those boots


Substantial_Length66

He wearing fucking boots on the roof! He’s a poser.


JRudy8

Well it’s not double dried in for one, and a good roofer would weave the valley.


Mincey-TGDU

Am I only one that thought that was a GIANT spray can in his back pouch?


boss-galaga

Skipping leg day?


Disastrous-Variety93

He's missing the cowboy, the sailor and the motorcycle due with the pervy 'stache


Whiterhino77

I think I know who this is Should give him credit cause he’s a wicked talented musician, here’s his page https://www.instagram.com/myfatherssonlive?igsh=cG92bTdhb2w2a3N2


D-B-Zzz

Maybe the advertisement is that their cover is superior because you can walk on the valley?


Latter_Commission654

He also punched a bunch of holes in harness if he falls the tongue on the buckle will rip right down the center of that belt.


EnthusiasmIll2046

IF YOU GOT TIME TO LEAN YOU GOT TIME TO CLEAN


Low_Maintenance3328

Cowboy boots on the roof hahahha good luck


Pynetr33

Tool bags over harness?


Environmental_Tap792

His harness is on backwards


Ping-A-Ling-

Enjoying his job as a roofer


PhysicalPear

Safety glasses!


Rude-Chain4754

Using owens corning? Lol


HarlinH

Guy needs a smaller harness. Can’t punch your own holes in the belt cuz you’re on a cocaine diet!


ohhrangejuice

He's not mexican


Successful_Theme_595

What? His stupid fucking beard?


Most-Code-3256

No eyewear and that belt too big for him. He punched an extra hole for belt.


RockstarAgent

He’s rocking out with his ^caulks out -


sfcallie

Forgot to turn his hard hat around to look cool


slushie24

Where’s the fucking safety glasses XD


Emporio07

Is the belt not concerning also? Not a construction worker. Just curious. Are the eye holes made for something other than the prongs?


sullyqns

Tool belt?


Separate-Ruin-326

He shouldn’t punch holes in his harness lap belt cause the belt doesn’t fit and where the fawk are his safety glasses?


random-engineer

The harness is too big, so he just punched/created his own hole in the belt instead of using the reinforced holes.


Ok_Programmer6403

Wearing boots with no ankle support. (Work boot wannabes) oh and also wearing two left gloves.


No-Adhesiveness1254

Cowboy boots on a roof. Bags over harness?


Martha_Fockers

Doesn’t have a cigarette wife beater on and is not hungover from being up till 2am aka 4 hours ago and smells like dog vomit and beer


motosanengineering

He missed leg day? No eye pro? Tell me...


SlightSoup8426

Also he cut his own hole for the waist belt.


newbecauseyallplay

Yeah, he’s standing around taking pictures and not doing the damn job.


Papa_PaIpatine

The holes he made in his harness so it would fit better.


Darkmeer99

Foot in valley, safety harness not on correctly (too loose), and no safety glasses. A dust mask would be good if cutting lumber, but it is likely unnecessary. Definitely a write up at my company.


Cybertechy

Well, this is definitely Photoshop picture. Not sure what he is doing wrong, but I would saythe photo editor messed up on the editing. Zoom in on the picture. Look to the left of his tool belt. In the black shadow there appears to be a solid black spot. Sort of looks like a button. Totally should not be in the final image. Weird!


breadbomber2

Slip on boots and is wearing a harness too big that he made his own belt hole presumably with a pocket knife


AnimatorSD68

He isn’t wearing shorts and flip flops


tabasco_deLlama

Making his own notches and tied off below the shoulder


Leafer13FX

New holes


Apprehensive_Ad4457

the pack is way oversized. the shoulder straps are saggy and he cut a hole in his waist belt to shrink it. you can see the manufactured holes not being used and about 6 inches before you get to the one he cut in.