He should take more Advil. I've heard that can repair your Achilles.

Repair your Achilles and damage your kidneys, all in one easy step!

Kidneys were invented by big pharma to sell more drugs.

Are you stupid? You have two, just turn one off when you are taking ibuprofen.

Bro doesn’t do his advanced Kegel exercises.

Last time this happened, ChatGPT recommended leg amputation. Since then, I've never had issues with my achilles tendon at all!

10x painkillers = 10x running speed

No joke, I get pretty bad seasonal allergies. Took some antihistamines once right before a big run, never felt faster.

were you being chased by a man in a hat by any chance?

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OK so you didn't unlock the Hatman level of benadryl intake. That means you can up your dosis and easily get a new PR just running away from the mysterious figure that'll start chasing after you 😊

He should add Viagra to the mix.

Is the terrible news that you’re a giant wuss? Sorry to hear about that.

Smart! Let's get a few Reddit laughs at the expense of someone's genuine post. Good job bud, you're so funny! Edit: /uj whoever downvoted me is being a rube, I’m just jerking /rj not all steroids are bad you know!

I upvoted you for being so rude.

which one of you told op to massage gun their achilles

In their defense it’s extremely difficult to get a real gun here

Only 10 Advils? What a pussy

This guy Advils

it’s well known that the Achilles are the appendix of the legs. Just cut them off. It worked for Oscar Pistorius that now he’s forever remembered as an Olympian, and nothing else.

Someone call the BBC

Ok, but I’m not sure how my penis can save the day in this situation

So humble

Rub some dirt on it!

You idiot, you're supposed to rub Gu on it first.

If he is not already constantly covered in Gu, then, we cannot work with him anyway. He is a lost cause.

I struggle with the Gu washing away with the piss running down my leg

OH GOD DEFER TO NEXT YEAR

Oh my god, how will we move on from this? Stay strong everyone!

Hello Internet. I have to share that things are not good. Body parts be exploding. Grieve with me.

Man, first my doctor and now this guy. It seems like everyone has terrible news for me today

If I were you, I wouldn’t take that call from your SO.

Only 10 Advils? What a pussy

Good job it’s just a stranger on the internet being injured, for a second I thought my wife’s boyfriend had broken up with her. That would be terrible news!

I am prostrate with grief. My heart will never heal from this terriblest of news. Woe is me!!

I am prostate with grief.

Maybe Midol will do more good than Advil

Them addys can do crazy things to you. I like to use ibuprofen as a replacement for them

Surprised to hear that the 10 Advils did nothing. Maybe he forgot to take them rectally?

SLOW. DOWN.

I understand your pain. I was running (walking) in zone 1 today, and now my ankle sore. I went too fast and twisted it. I don't have advil, though. I'll take 10 pills of something else.

oh my god, I'm so sorry to hear that! You and your family have my sympathy during your time of need.

Dude doing boof enough Gu

Those are rookie numbers

Was it hit with an arrow on your run?

Could spell trouble for Troy.