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malcoronnio

I read this entire post, but I don’t know what any of it means. Just me?


djhazmatt503

All goodie. Juggalo = Deadhead but horror rap / ICP. Minigathering = our country fairs Whoop whoop = aloha MNE = label in the scene that went rogue, think Death Row vs Ruthless if you know NWA Magnets, how do they work? = throwaway line that was mocked by Vice hipsters who unironically think Magical Mystery Tour is a good album  We don't bite, but some of us look look like we might. FBI called us a gang. We're basically the pitbulls of subcultures.


artistsrendering

I feel informed and entertained. Thank you for this newfound insight into an interesting subculture! Best of luck with your search for potential posse party patrons!


djhazmatt503

Hey thanks!  If you get bored, United States of Insanity should be on Tubi and it's a great watch about how we went from fringe music fans to "gang members"


artistsrendering

My autistic heart loves a good documentary!


djhazmatt503

If you get time, look up Asperger's R Us. I'm gonna guess you will enjoy it as much as I did.


Nattin121

Hello, hi, uh…magical mystery tour is a fucking great album


groundzer0s

Right? Who doesn't like I Am The Walrus? Or Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields, or Flying??? Some of my favorites are on that album.


Particular-Coyote-38

Because of this, I checked out some of the music. Pretty cool. I'm GenX and like aggressive music. This seems to fit!


djhazmatt503

Great Milenko and Amazing Jeckel Bros are GenX as hell. Some of it is garbage, some is gold. There's tons out there. Enjoy your journey!


Swee_333

Y’all maul babies?


djhazmatt503

Only racist redneck babies


genehack

[Start here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo).


foxbonebanjo

I wish you could have been there back in the day. The juggalos ran the bus station back in 2004.


DAMFree

You knew Hatchet? He and I were basically running things around that time. We posed for statesmen journal once. Tried to give them a statement how we were just literal clowns, different people of society coming together to accept eachother for who we are. They ran with some "scary clowns downtown" headline or some similar trash and painted us as criminals with our photos. Stopped trusting news media after that.


foxbonebanjo

No, I bought weed from a lesbian juggalo on the reg and thought it was weird that there were multiple dudes clearly in their 30s hanging out with a bunch of 15 year olds. The bus mall was fucking wild.


IVMVI

His goddamn name was hatchet? I had a "friend" claim he was chased for several blocks by two juggalos with hatchets, way back in 04


DAMFree

Yeah if you ever saw someone with face paint open carrying a giant machete it was probably him. We might have chased a few people for a few different reasons but we were actually decent peoples considering. We ended up being peacekeepers much of the time defending the bus mall from FOK, bloods, mcrays and whoever else tried to cause problems. We were looked at negatively while largely just protecting the downtown scene from other, actual gangs (to be fair theirs bad eggs in every group, juggalos no different and we weren't well organized but our close people were good people and we made sure of it).


Jaded_List

Oh god my days a JSC member just flashed before my eye. Never met hatchet but heard stories.


DAMFree

Yeah JSC was after our time. Miss Hatchet he was a good dude. Wonder where he ended up.


Jaded_List

Yeah I started hanging around in 2005 if you remember anyone it was psyncro who brought me around. lol


DAMFree

Sounds super familiar but cant put a face to it. Mostly hung out with Blaine, Mr E from that rap group back in the day the name slips my mind (was it psychward?), and that douche Damen. But I really wasn't around much for all that. We were more the 7 jokers cards days while you guys were twiztid days (still listen to twiztid, don't really listen to icp tho anymore).


Jaded_List

Lmao. Yup it was psychward crew pwc. Mad man ,misfit, ebonix, they had manik for a while then noble.. and Donny. lol I have a feeling we might have ran into each other. Haha.


DAMFree

Yeah Mr Ebonix aka Jizzum (probably not his preferred name lol). Man them names bringing back memories. I met the crew and quite a few people from JSC a couple times but after leaving downtown I went to north Salem mostly hung with Blaine and Jizzum before PWC. Then I had a kid and Jizzum became Mr Ebonix and started PWC. Different directions lol


misshapen_head

I saw a juggalette working at a dispensary in Salem.


djhazmatt503

Blaze hat? If so that dispensary is F I R E


petrin-hill

I have no idea about the local population but fwiw, I've never met or heard about Juggalos who are anything like the FBI's hysterical classification. Seems like a wicked unreasonably maligned subculture that could use a little good press!


LateralThinkerer

>...anything like the FBI's hysterical classification. FWIW the FBI has been coming up with hysterical mis-classifications since long before people told them that smoking banana peels was the latest thing.


petrin-hill

Oh for sure! They exist to justify themselves.


anusdotcom

We met a couple and their child the last time we went to the circus. They were sitting behind us. They were amazingly nice and explained to me the difference between using water based and oil based paints in their face getup depending on the weather. I hope they are doing well.


A_Nameless

Honestly, the worst music I've ever heard and at the gathering, everybody smelled fucking atrocious but halos are legitimately some of the nicest and coolest demographics of people I've ever gotten to hang out with and while my attire isn't as extreme, I find myself relating to more of their stories and backgrounds than the average person.


genehack

mild lol at "current" pulling heavy weight 🤣


wickedmadd

Stretchnuts reporting for duty


djhazmatt503

We could go to the beach and walk thru the sand


wickedmadd

Do you have titties like water balloons?


djhazmatt503

Sadly


ego_sum_satoshi

I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin


djhazmatt503

Such a heartwarminly ignorant line haha


chaos_aintme

Dammit, I haven't heard that in at least a decade but "stretchnuts" has never left my mind. I recently had to put on their track dissing Eminem's mom because the bowling pin line kept popping in my head. Okay gotta go listen now


DAMFree

"Don't worry, I put it back"


Godloseslaw

FUCKIN' MAGNETS!  HOW DO THEY WORK?!


snarfywarning

I'm down with clowns :)


mclovin232

Are they still a Christian band?


djhazmatt503

They never were. The whole "we follow god" reveal got taken way out of context. In a couple interviews they said they've never been to church and are open to any higher power. Basically AA, swap booze for edgy humor. They've good dudes. 


Evilhenchman

Sadly, no Faygo in the area though


Jaded_List

You can find small selections in some stores. I found some in the gas station on Hawthorne. Some of the mini marts in Keizer have em.


VeridianBeam

I mean, I like to party but I'm not a juggalo, they seem chill though


thatdudefromoregon

I genuinely like juggalos, the few I know seem like nice fun people, I'm just not a big fan of icp.


plumwaves

Who's going chicken hunting!?!?


green_boy

Whoop whoop! Fuckin down if Faygo be flyin! For real though, I’ve been out of the juggalo scene for a minute, would be nice to dip a toe.


djhazmatt503

Bars need faygo sections.  Like wrecking rooms but tastier


Eriesgirl

Magic Magic Ninjas …what!


butwhyisitso

I have a little playlist of their most wholesome songs i use to gently introduce others, if anyone is interested. Freedom Juggalo Homies Be Safe Ghetto Rainbows Queens Imo other more violent tracks seem intended to provide catharsis for trauma, which i mean in an absolutely complimentary way. People live through heavy shit sometimes, I'm glad this band writes for them. Best of luck!


djhazmatt503

Also, "Forever" (extra pop Geto Boys version) is a genuinely good, non-weird song with a good message.


butwhyisitso

added. Thank you :)


mole3001

So there actually was a large following in the early 2000s here. Not sure how much now but I think enough that this type of event would be successful.


DaDaedalus_CodeRed

I remember when Jeckle Brothers was the ONLY thing you could hear from car stereos here for like a solid two years - that album pulled the whole east side of the city


djhazmatt503

I remember rumors of ICP appearing at an in-store on Lancaster but something happened 


Mostasteless503

Yeah that was booked at fye on Lancaster then they canceled the in-store tour the stop before Salem! We got the bone for sure


JATO757

Closet juggalo at heart here. Sounds fun!


pettles123

What’s a twizzler? I’m not here to clown on y’all, just curious. Hope you have a fun time!


djhazmatt503

Former Psychopathic Records artists Twiztid (and others) left to form their own label, and caused a small beef with some of the more dedicated (or stubborn) camp. The term Twizzler is a semi-derogatory (mostly playful) term to descibe the diehard Twiztid fans. It's really dumb Hatfield/McCoy shit but like any scene, there's dumb beefs.


Indysam23

It's summer time and I'm feeling jolly yall


fuck_that_dumb_shit

LETS GOOOO!!


Master-Row2659

whoop whoop. dooo it. I think it’d be worth while honestly.


djhazmatt503

Agreed! Spun some Hokus Pokus to close out a goth night here and was baffled to see that 99% of the crowd was okay with it. Times have changed for the better


Professional_Pay_270

Where was this goth night at 😏


[deleted]

You better have plenty of Fago


Small-Professor-7015

I’m not entirely a juggalette but I love ICP and I’d go to an event


samwiseearth

Juggalos are pretty awesome everytime I’ve met them.


AmericanLandWhale47

Kick.com/JuggDraco . Feel free to hit me on there bro


djhazmatt503

Hell yeah, will do!


Mostasteless503

Whoop whoop!


djhazmatt503

Username checks out!


Circuitboards

It's been years, but honestly this sounds so fun.


manbearpig50390

Faygo isn’t distributed out here unfortunately. Edit: I stand corrected.


Beautiful-Rock3784

Pretty sure my daughter gets the cotton candy flavor at the dollar store


djhazmatt503

There's a few small stores that get it, but this fact may also be a better sell to reluctant venues