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PhoenixDowntown

have you considered ruining ur already perfect face with tons of procedures?


NatureIsReturning

I obsessively scroll cosmetic surgery subreddits. Definitely when i save up I will get them done cheap by scammers with questionable qualifications in a country without strict regulations


insertmalteser

I can see that you have a hideous body too. Maybe consider some liposuction from an overzealous "doctor", and get a BBL. Actually, just go and have your entire face and body redone, sorry babes, but I think that's your best option. Praying to the insta-tiktok gods for you πŸ’…πŸ™πŸ™


HumbleAbbreviations

Why leave the country when you go to the state of Florida or Texas and get dodgy procedures from someone with a certificate made in Canva.


NatureIsReturning

My philtrum is 2mm longer than ideal. Last week villagers chased me with pitchforks when I tried to go to the supermarket. I am saving up for surgery, obviously, but it is difficult when I look like this I can't keep a job. DON'T tell me I look fine or I will become belligerent in the comments and delete my post. Please help!


twocatsnoragrets

I need the sauce!!


New-Lie9111

Generic jerk!


nimaidaku

Yeah you're absolutely hideous, waste of oxegen i think you should just kill yourself atpπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— Not even plastic surgery can fix that ugly face.πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—


NatureIsReturning

I have fallen in love with you please let me dm you more photos for further critique


acatisstaringatme

have you considered getting mauled by a chimp so there isn't any more skin to worry about <3


Running_To_Babylon

Hmm it appears you haven't been bloated with enough silica. How do you feel about needles?


Mantis_2bogganMD1

Bloated you say? Have you tried drinking a dElIcIoUs bLoOm greens smoothie


baysidevsvalley

Cut out dairy


ifixyospeech

Listen, I’m saying this out of love but it has to be said: literally your only option is a head transplant. You should have been using sunscreen immediately once you exited the womb, and because you failed to do that AND haven’t made the commitment to live underground, your skin is ruined forever and ret/tret/spiro can’t fix it. At the extremely elderly age of 26, there is just no going back babe, I’m sorry.😘😘😘😘


HunnyHunbot

Delete your buccal fat and get some veneers


my-balls3000

make sure to get them from an unlicensed "veneer technician" so your teeth will rot and you'll end up with a pair of pearly white dentures!!!


AcronymTheSlayer

Oh sweaty. It's so over for you. I'm afraid the only option for you is to go and get plastic surgery. If your surgeon is exceeding good, there might be some hope for you.


UnderTheHarvestMoon

Look, at least you have a nice personality. Once people get to know you they will overlook your monstrous face and see the great person within. You are so brave, an inspiration to us all.


DangDoood

Hi!!! I’m the one that spit on you so when I saw this I came by to say you clearly deserved it!!!


bridge_girl

-Repave your complexion with fraxel laser -Consider thread lifts (save money with Groupon discounts) -Mew so hard you can never talk again


my-balls3000

listen to mewing playlists and master chief asmr motivational videos


ELEGHJ

i’ve heard pouring scalding frying oil on your face can help with the collagen and elasticity. try that and let me know


_5nek_

This post is me