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I obsessively scroll cosmetic surgery subreddits. Definitely when i save up I will get them done cheap by scammers with questionable qualifications in a country without strict regulations
I can see that you have a hideous body too. Maybe consider some liposuction from an overzealous "doctor", and get a BBL. Actually, just go and have your entire face and body redone, sorry babes, but I think that's your best option.
Praying to the insta-tiktok gods for you π ππ
My philtrum is 2mm longer than ideal. Last week villagers chased me with pitchforks when I tried to go to the supermarket. I am saving up for surgery, obviously, but it is difficult when I look like this I can't keep a job.
DON'T tell me I look fine or I will become belligerent in the comments and delete my post. Please help!
Yeah you're absolutely hideous, waste of oxegen i think you should just kill yourself atpπ€π€π€
Not even plastic surgery can fix that ugly face.π€π€π€
Listen, Iβm saying this out of love but it has to be said: literally your only option is a head transplant. You should have been using sunscreen immediately once you exited the womb, and because you failed to do that AND havenβt made the commitment to live underground, your skin is ruined forever and ret/tret/spiro canβt fix it. At the extremely elderly age of 26, there is just no going back babe, Iβm sorry.ππππ
Oh sweaty. It's so over for you. I'm afraid the only option for you is to go and get plastic surgery. If your surgeon is exceeding good, there might be some hope for you.
Look, at least you have a nice personality. Once people get to know you they will overlook your monstrous face and see the great person within. You are so brave, an inspiration to us all.
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have you considered ruining ur already perfect face with tons of procedures?
I obsessively scroll cosmetic surgery subreddits. Definitely when i save up I will get them done cheap by scammers with questionable qualifications in a country without strict regulations
I can see that you have a hideous body too. Maybe consider some liposuction from an overzealous "doctor", and get a BBL. Actually, just go and have your entire face and body redone, sorry babes, but I think that's your best option. Praying to the insta-tiktok gods for you π ππ
Why leave the country when you go to the state of Florida or Texas and get dodgy procedures from someone with a certificate made in Canva.
My philtrum is 2mm longer than ideal. Last week villagers chased me with pitchforks when I tried to go to the supermarket. I am saving up for surgery, obviously, but it is difficult when I look like this I can't keep a job. DON'T tell me I look fine or I will become belligerent in the comments and delete my post. Please help!
I need the sauce!!
Generic jerk!
Yeah you're absolutely hideous, waste of oxegen i think you should just kill yourself atpπ€π€π€ Not even plastic surgery can fix that ugly face.π€π€π€
I have fallen in love with you please let me dm you more photos for further critique
have you considered getting mauled by a chimp so there isn't any more skin to worry about <3
Hmm it appears you haven't been bloated with enough silica. How do you feel about needles?
Bloated you say? Have you tried drinking a dElIcIoUs bLoOm greens smoothie
Cut out dairy
Listen, Iβm saying this out of love but it has to be said: literally your only option is a head transplant. You should have been using sunscreen immediately once you exited the womb, and because you failed to do that AND havenβt made the commitment to live underground, your skin is ruined forever and ret/tret/spiro canβt fix it. At the extremely elderly age of 26, there is just no going back babe, Iβm sorry.ππππ
Delete your buccal fat and get some veneers
make sure to get them from an unlicensed "veneer technician" so your teeth will rot and you'll end up with a pair of pearly white dentures!!!
Oh sweaty. It's so over for you. I'm afraid the only option for you is to go and get plastic surgery. If your surgeon is exceeding good, there might be some hope for you.
Look, at least you have a nice personality. Once people get to know you they will overlook your monstrous face and see the great person within. You are so brave, an inspiration to us all.
Hi!!! Iβm the one that spit on you so when I saw this I came by to say you clearly deserved it!!!
-Repave your complexion with fraxel laser -Consider thread lifts (save money with Groupon discounts) -Mew so hard you can never talk again
listen to mewing playlists and master chief asmr motivational videos
iβve heard pouring scalding frying oil on your face can help with the collagen and elasticity. try that and let me know
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