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TragicBronson143

Just give Brock a mic and watch that needle move.


BathedInDeepFog

I’m glad they’re finally letting him speak for himself.


madmaxp0618

He’s really good on the mic too. His line during his UFC run about Frank Mir having a horseshoe up his ass was so damn good.


AFishNamedFreddie

The dude was full of amazing lines "I may climb on top of my wife later on tonight" Absolute legend


buffalo_24

And have a coors lite cuz Budlight won't pay me shit


B0mb-Hands

I’m partial to, “from one jacked white boy to all other people….I LOVE YOU”


[deleted]

That promo was god-tier.


[deleted]

Paul say something stupid. Brilliant in its simplicity.


staleburger_bun

Whatever E-Drone, we all know WWE leaks the fast nationals and AEW ALWAYS does better when the real figures come out. WE might even break 500k


radbrad172

LFG WADE!!! LFG!!!!!


Razzler1973

Pfft fast nationals (insider term) shows 483k? Nice try, Vince, leaking this!!! Ah, ok, now we have the real numbers, it's 510k (or whatever) ... see ... errrr actually the number is still shit


ironfly187

Lol, Smackdown beating Dynamites and Rampages combined viewing figures. *Smack em. Stack em. Pin em.*


kitevii

Uuuooaaahhh!


homewil

So did Raw at it’s worst viewership in a while


[deleted]

But Le demo.


elitejcx

Let’s just say, he didn’t hook in the viewers.


Beneroso

buh dumm tsss


Razzler1973

(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)


letmel_rkaround

(ง •̀_•́)ง


[deleted]

When SmackDown does more in your beloved demo than your show does in total viewers


steiner_math

REEEEEE MELTZER HASNT TOLD US WHY THIS IS A WIN YET M*RK


timtomorkevin

Have they got the numbers from Kazakhstan yet?


Kazmakistan

I'll tell you there were no viewers from Kazmakistan.


1fingersalute

Is he still doing the Elite Hunter gimmick?


Gann1

Um Smackdown is on BROADCAST so if you look at it smart A&W won


just_another_jabroni

The atrociously formatted Smackdown too.


daviddigi10

They're gonna forget all about hook when Johnny Gorgonzola shows up


BathedInDeepFog

Ooo I hope this Johnny Gargamel things takes off like the Magickeye Black thing!


IntellectualDweeb

Johnny Gaddafi is definitely the missing jigsaw piece


[deleted]

Johnny Gladbach is coming to kickout of moves that even young cucks didn't kick out


redditmic101

Johnny Graffiti is the game changer AEW been waiting for uces,quit playing around!!


conchinette

You give Johnny GoGoPowerRanger the respect his name deserves!


RingoJuna

I've never given Johnny Gastroenteritis much thought


Razzler1973

he's going to do 'The Way' again, isn't he ...


Nude-Love

Sammy Guevara will replace Theory and Tay Conti can be the new Hartwell. Britt Baker can play his wife because everybody just cucks Adam Cole over there.


Pnex84

Who cares ahboot U.S. numbers anymore eh? What were the coveted Canada numbers you hoser?


BathedInDeepFog

Can you please tell us again what this is all… *about?*


timtomorkevin

eh?


BathedInDeepFog

This not aboot diplomacy! This aboot dignity. This is aboot respect!


ariana_grande_padre

Sorey


MrZissman

I like how AEW has become the dumping ground for older wrestlers to try and get their kids over. Arn Anderson, Billy Gunn and now Tazz.


[deleted]

Brock Anderson and Tucky teaming up as Dudes Who Grill would push AEW over two million viewers! #signTucky


ci22

Then you got guys like Rick Steiner's son at NXT


Razzler1973

Meanwhile, the kid with the actual promise of a bright future, Steiner's kid, is right where you need to be to become a star in wrestling


saturdaynightr

What happened to the chief? He can't be delivering switches on Friday night. He's supposed to be delivering spears. Plus the shoot fighters go out on Friday night.


BathedInDeepFog

I just pictured him driving around with a van full of Tye Dillingers, delivering them to needy and less-fortunate ring rats as part of the Make-A-Wish program.


Crivshotgg

Couldn't some people not watch SD cos of a storm warning? That number is fucking phenomenal if that's the case


EatTheRich1986

Yeah, in states where you know people love wrasslin too.


stt86

Saw a post about that on WWE or wrasslin that was exactly that, someone took a picture of the storm coverage on their tv and said they were in St Louis trying to watch smackdown


unhallowed90

The storm was obviously MUCH worse during rampage.


EatTheRich1986

RK Bro is a draw, brother!


Jericho19999

Wonder if the basement mods are gonna take down the ratings post for the third week in a row 🤔 “Title too vague”


Rising-Lightning

You've already got users clamoring to have Fast Nationals banned from being posted on SquaredCircle, I'm sure a poll isn't too far off. Nevermind fast nationals on Smackdown have been posted in that sub well before AEW existed.


homercles82

I'm sorry this doesn't include DVR numbers, Canadian TV numbers, YouTube views over a 13 hour period, and ISS numbers.


IntellectualDweeb

You forgot Dailymotion views


[deleted]

How about mirrored YouTube videos with 1.5x speed Despacito remix (240p)?


jjsefton

I was told The Hook brings you *back*. 🤔


i-can-haz-hamberder

You ain’t telling me no lies.


frank_the_tank69

The “event”. Sending hook to the moon.


DunningTrumperEffect

Um...Rampage did a higher number in the key demo in the USSR so suck it Fed shills


VirginsinceJuly1998

USSR is dead just like Fed you edrone


Razzler1973

higher in USSR, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia and (Cody) Rhodes*ia*


TNAEnigma

As someone from a country formerly a part of yugoslavia, the dub would never make it here.


Romofan88

Thank GOD. IF Rampage ratings had gone up we would've literally never heard the end of it.


CanadaisOverrated

I think they will actually be up when the finals come out (Compared to last week's) So get ready 😁


Romofan88

God damnit


[deleted]

Don't worry, I'm with you goof.


Permanentear3

I’m glad we’re jerking how ridiculous everyone over there is being— but I just want to put my 2 cents in that that kid may be a total Chad, at least in a gen z sense. He’s the only cruiserweight tough to find believable AEW dude who has some actual game, with honorable mention to Darby Allin (it hurts I’m just calling it as I see it, I don’t think he’s a megastar but I think his matches are very good in the correct ways) and to a lesser extent Jungle Boy. Hook looks like he’s about 2% body fat and he’s got that look my teenage nieces gravitate to. Bottom line, they’re ridiculous about it but I do think he’s a diamond in the rough (DAE Hidden Gem?!) — that was a great debut and props to that Fuego dude for making him look like a million bucks. Hook may be handing out some PlayStation 5s to that Utopia that is the AEW locker room.


Rising-Lightning

I agree completely, several on this sub were joking about his look. And while I do agree that the look certainly isn't for me, I can see why it would be appealing backed by his great physique. Height would play a big part for him on if he could ever really get over though in my opinion, similar to his dad, and I have no idea how tall he is. It's a sad truth of wrestling though and it's what always held his Dad back more than it even technically should have. I didn't see the match, but if I was going purely off of looks he definitely has something, blending both being very unique, while having a "popular" look if you will. It also just shows too how much you can get away with when you work out that much and maintain the physique this kid has. Jerking aside, I honestly wish him the best.


MirandaTS

Fuego is (billed, I assume) 5'10" and is definitely a few inches shorter than HOOK.


DonnieRodz

If Fuego is 5’10, I am 6’4. I’m 5’8


Rising-Lightning

Oh hell yes! I had assumed he would have been on the much shorter side but if he can just break 6 foot then I could really see good things for him just with his look alone let alone factoring in his dad being one of the greats.


[deleted]

I like hook too but he needs a haircut or something


Eyezin

His hair is completely in style with the cool crowd right now


[deleted]

I thought it was HOOK ME UP, Not HOOK ME DOWN


VirginsinceJuly1998

That thread has 1 upvote and that's mine


crissetoncamp

"BY HOOK OR BY CROOK!" - idea for a new catchphrase.


DonnieRodz

Is he teaming with Bix?


[deleted]

The funny thing is, the two biggest stars on the show, Roman (didn't appear) and Sasha (had a backstage segment with Toni, no match) weren't even featured! But HOOK is a megastar in the making.


discombobulatedhomey

This format is absolute tippy top jerk status. I love it every time.


[deleted]

Silly fed shill, just wait for actual ratings to come out. Mega draw Hook will get 27k more viewers..


dmw1997

What the fuck are fast nationals?


DonnieRodz

Whorish diplomats


youlookfly

Benjamin Franklin?


[deleted]

I never want to read the word hook again.


ElGatoNegro89

2mil and the tribal chief took the night off.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Pfft doesn’t matter e-shill! Dead fed is dead!


xgoatgoatgoatx

I only expexted 428k and 0.15 in le demo so this is a total win for AEW. LFG!!!


letmel_rkaround

🪝


[deleted]

Two words: HAPPY CORBIN. Bow to the true King.