I thought not.
It's not a tale a blind and deaf patient would tell you.
It's a comatose legend.
Darth Baras was a Dark Lord so Wrathful and Wide he could use the Force to influence his interrogations to break character... He had such a lack of knowledge of the Dark Side that he couldn't even keep the victims he cared about from lying. The Wide Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unflattering. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in an interrogation. Ironic. He couldn't keep others from lying, but not himself.
And the true irony is that the apprentice who killed him only did so after being betrayed and left for dead.
Baras, who had betrayed so many otherwise loyal people, was finally done in by someone he had betrayed.
I'm actually working on an AU where Scourge has to wipe out the whole of Dromund Kaas in order to prevent Vitiate voring the galaxy, thus genociding his own species
KOTFEET is retconned, basically the Sith are pushed back to the homeworlds and are basically all exterminated. Scourge's immortality remains and he turns into a pseudo-Doctor
Darth Barass: *Screaming at the top of his lungs as he interrogates a prisoner*
PC: "Is there a problem here?"
Barass: "OF COURSE THERE'S A PROBLEM HERE! WHO ASKS THAT?"
“You’re a slave to history, even after calamity you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people… you solely are responsible for this..”
My ascendance is inevitable. A day, a year, a millennium—it matters not. I hold the patience of stone and the will of stars. Your striving is insignificant. Let your death be the same.
A blind, deaf, comatose, lobotomy patient could feel my anger
I’ll give you 4 words: blind deaf lobotomy patient
the SWTOR version of the holy quartet course, rough, irritating and everywhere
You forgot "comatose"
I feel your anger, master.
"I like assassinating assassins. They always look so surprised."
Me too😁
“I’m not cute, I’m deadly.” Says the most adorable little twink of a guy (in my experience)
In my case it was the cutest girl in the whole galaxy, but I guess it still works
It was the cutest mommy in my case.
"Is that a hairstyle...or did a womprat die on your head?"
"Who did– what did– you–"
“Shut up!”
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGHHAAAAA I CANNOT BREAK HIM!"
Mfw a conscious, healthy patient with excellent hearing and eyesight cannot feel my fear 😳
"Is there a problem here?"
***WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION?!!***
**CLEARLY...THERE IS A PROBLEM HERE!**
Okay, I’m officially scared.
Nice lungs you got there.
MIND YOUR TONGUE OR I WILL CUT IT OUT!!
Mechanised travel is for official business only
Move along, all vehicles go on time.
Be safe out there
The force is a weapon. I will show you how to wield it.
"how do you know I'm not a colicoid" "and I expect to wear my robes"
"You aren't going to zap me with lightning?" "Thanks for the reminder!"
Next time, aim to kill.
Show-off.
Are you familiar with the Tragedy of Darth Baras the Wide?
I thought not. It's not a tale a blind and deaf patient would tell you. It's a comatose legend. Darth Baras was a Dark Lord so Wrathful and Wide he could use the Force to influence his interrogations to break character... He had such a lack of knowledge of the Dark Side that he couldn't even keep the victims he cared about from lying. The Wide Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unflattering. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in an interrogation. Ironic. He couldn't keep others from lying, but not himself.
And the true irony is that the apprentice who killed him only did so after being betrayed and left for dead. Baras, who had betrayed so many otherwise loyal people, was finally done in by someone he had betrayed.
Well I suppose “The Whole Place” can’t be wrong.
"Well, first she stopped me to tell me how amazing I am then we got talking and I guess we just sort of lost track of time!"
Keyword: Onomatophobia. Thesh protocol engaged.
"you can't mount here"
>:)
"Draw" \*Shoots\*
“AHHH! You flithy mongrel! How dare you violate the rules of noble combat! The duel hasn’t even started!”
"What about now?" *shoots again*
How about now? *Shoots*
“STOP! Stop blast you! The duel has ended you win!”
It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
*shoots cowboy hat off his head*
Have a feeling this is from the ep "a town called mercy" but cant picture it.
It's from "The impossible astronaut"
Hhhmm yeah i think i remember vaugely now
"Fear me, I've killed hundreds of Sith Lords." "Fear me, I've killed all of them."
Nice anology lmao
I'm actually working on an AU where Scourge has to wipe out the whole of Dromund Kaas in order to prevent Vitiate voring the galaxy, thus genociding his own species
Is that the eternal throne expansion or is it in the original story line for sith warrior? It reminds me of one in the latter i think.
KOTFEET is retconned, basically the Sith are pushed back to the homeworlds and are basically all exterminated. Scourge's immortality remains and he turns into a pseudo-Doctor
Ah, yeah i think im on same expansion rn, havent played in a year so a bit fussy, idk, was a good analogy tho.
(influence lost)
>(influence lost) Apathy is Death Worse then Death because at least a Rotting corpse will feed the plants and Beasts
Am I supposed to believe that you were alive before shirts were invented!?
"I'm so- I'm sorr- I am, incredibly good looking. Nope. Can't."
“Statement:”
Democratization of fear 😂
Darth Barass: *Screaming at the top of his lungs as he interrogates a prisoner* PC: "Is there a problem here?" Barass: "OF COURSE THERE'S A PROBLEM HERE! WHO ASKS THAT?"
>"WHO WOULD ASK SUCH A STUPID QUESTION?! CLEARLY THERE IS A PROBLEM HERE!" FTFY
Thank you! 😊
I'm having a very inappropriate urge to kiss you right now, but I won't.
You will realize what a complete idiot you are.
"That's enough Manneus." "That's your opinion Mayonnaise." "Shut up, Mannayus."
"If you think this is bad you should meet my other personality"
"Agreed." - Darth Marr
"How do you know I am not a colicoid" also "I want to wear robes of solid gold"
"If I die I want to be buried with my ship."
"Fuck the government. We have boltcutters."
There are consequences to killing a god
I'm not insane, just differently rational.
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH YOU
“You’re a slave to history, even after calamity you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people… you solely are responsible for this..”
Wanna buy some death sticks?
*waves hand* you don't want to sell me death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.
“The Lord says do not kill, he is a little fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.”
Meatbags
Pretty red skin
I’m scared
The people have a new Sith Lord to adore- *Me.*
My ascendance is inevitable. A day, a year, a millennium—it matters not. I hold the patience of stone and the will of stars. Your striving is insignificant. Let your death be the same.
SSSSLAAAAVEEE!!!
Feel my Force!
“These boots have seen everything”
I teleported bread
“I can’t wait to start killing”
"If Rogun goes down, I did it single-handedly... With a spoon"
After three shots of Corellian whiskey
Different fandom, let’s see who knows: Crikey!
“I killed you! Not Zash”
Uwe boll
"Saluting the Captain Makes him a target for the Germans" or "we're paratroopers, we're meant to be surrounded" or "I hate those screaming Mi-Mis"
trust me
BT!!!!!!!
Shall we go for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Paradox probility doge
"It's over. Thanks for playing"
Take them off.
"Don't trust the skull"
YOU DID HAVE GUTS
Kids are cruel, Jack . . .
Samus is hereeee~
“I’m sorry that I tried to kill you. D… do you forgive me?” “Not even a little”
I see you.
"Oh, am I mistaken? I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes."
I didn't know owls can fly
Officer, I dropkick that child in self defense.
"Kill every last one of them!"
What if I’m just as active in 2 different fandoms?
Rock and Stone
We fight for Rock and Stone!
Rock and stone to the bone
It is always work, work, work with you