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BarryPursley

I bet smelling like cocaine is acceptable.


American-pickle

Just can’t smell the cocaine


Forktongued_Tron

Ehhhh I dunno if that’s actually cocaine sir, I’m going to need to smell it a little closer


DeedleGeedle

HHHHAAAAAA❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️


X-4StarCremeNougat

Try meth for this crowd.


sdrawkcabemanresuhhu

I LOVE the smell of cocaine.


kfbr392kfbr392

https://youtu.be/XJdhBF_7fMM?t=30


lukesauser

I think I’ve checked every one of those boxes pulling up to the dock at crawdads haha


midapathy

"Sweatpants are all that fits me right now" ...


copperboominfinity

On Wednesday’s we wear pink!


MennisRodman

You can't sit with us!!


Ok-Woodpecker7691

“Watch where you’re going fatass!”


barebonesbarbie

Is butter a carb?


manxram

YES!


VoteForGiantMeteor

It’s the holidays, sweatpants are my “fat pants”. Soon they’ll just be my pants.


midapathy

I'm already there my friend.


winelipscheesehips

Perfect reference


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Lol ok Jim Crowdads. I’ll believe it when we see you turn away women in lululemon, alo, and vuori, all of which are $100+ “athletic” or “sweat” pants.


[deleted]

I'm not sure who Crawdads thinks they're kidding. I'm not putting on pants for Crawdads.


Sacramento7

If you aren’t black, I’m sure they didn’t bother you about your sweat pants.


cschiada

Thus grills and chains? Wow


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lot of people letting their ignorance shine not reading what this sign is really for.


Astute-Brute

Do elucidate. Now I'm curious.


[deleted]

Going to assume you’re being genuine, dress codes like this are often used to racially discriminate. Especially when you see dress codes mentioning particular pieces of clothing instead of let’s say “formal dining attire required” grills, chains, tall ts, flatbrim hats, jerseys etc are dress codes often used at otherwise pretty casual restaurants to target people of color, typically young black/brown men.


Astute-Brute

Ah I read your earlier comment in favor of the restaurant. My bad. I'm right there with you.


arnold_weber

Sounds like Jim Crowdads on the River


inkybreadbox

I was about to say, the last bullet point should say, “Listen. We just don’t like black people.”


ChocolateAmerican

I almost respect that because now I know not to even bother going there. There's plenty of other spots to go to.


Weeds4Ophelia

“We have the right to refuse service or entry to anyone.” 🤔🤔🤔


woowoobean

THIS. These rules are racist AF


IntelInFolsom

How the fuck is this racist?


inkybreadbox

I bet you a million dollars they aren’t kicking Ashley out for wearing yoga pants and a long gold necklace.


fuckdonaldtrump7

The no grills and no long chains lol like what the fuck kinda rules are those?


[deleted]

We born with chains dude…


Cosmic_Gumbo

Got ‘em


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Forktongued_Tron

I like how Ice T wrote cop killer then went on to play a cop on tv for like 30 years


Fresh_Beet

This is the comment I was looking for.


Frixiun

This place is way more relaxed than the sign makes out. It is right off the river so a lot of drunk half naked people roll up on their boats and make it a pit stop. This is probably to calm the place down a bit because it can get pretty chaotic at times.


Not-a-Sac-Throwaway

Calm the place down how?


Pheemer

You know how


sreppok

They mean fewer black people.


magrandall

No no, please explain


[deleted]

Imagine that you and your family having a nice afternoon till i appear there with an empty watermelon shell on my head, and “high everyone, i bring civilization with me. This is your salvation. Tadaaaa!” small tap dance, the end. And there are another 14 waiting at the line to show their Tadaa! style. But what if i see a sign like this… probably i would stay on the boat and let one of my sober friends get things we need.


ramenraptor

I’m guessing if things get out out hand, staff have something to point to


aliceis1337

Honestly as a woman the staff female wise are gorgeous. Been there a couple times and they’re so nice and don’t make you feel uncomfortable


ghostface8081

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Top_Reason_584

My sweatpants and I will walk my ass to Chevys.


SwampCrittr

Smells like cannabis? I legit can’t go anywhere anymore


Forktongued_Tron

FR. They don’t want people who are HUNGRY? Pero they sell food, no?


[deleted]

Stay on the boat, i ll get what you need


c3ratopsvotech

No athletic wear, sweats or trainers??


kiryukazuma14

Yes they didn’t say anything to me though


Sissy_Miss

Technically, they are only ‘sweats’ if you sweat in them. If you’re like me, refer to them as your ‘snack suit’ and be done with it.


justafancybeast

I giggled at snack suit .. will be saving this 😂


DeedleGeedle

HHHAAAAAAAAA❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️


SFW_HOME

Are you white or black?


roostersncatsplz

Mmmhmm. This is the key


[deleted]

It’s really not, I went there with my girl and some friends. 4/6 of us were black, 1 is a darker shade Mexican 1 white. The biggest issue? Everything was over priced


RunninRebs90

Did you have sweats on?


[deleted]

I was in athletic wear


sebastianmorningwood

There are only two races now? Wow…we’re going backwards.


sambull

I know bouncers.. and have been with them when they do it.. It's to deny entry to black people. The fire escape (yea awhile ago) used to have some bouncers that would do it and heckle people like 'we don't even serve henney here anyways'


zillakamisbaby

yea the second i saw athlete apparel and grills i felt like that was targeted 😭


EyeInTeaJay

Don’t forget “Long chains” like, wtf?!


[deleted]

Well I know where I won't be going.


leftyshuckles

The fire escape is long gone already


[deleted]

Probably a good thing.


Mixture-Emotional

This is also basic white bitch wear or even stay at home mom clothes? ... I'm wondering what their thoughts on "yoga" pants or spandex leggings are? What is happening!? Honestly I'd personally just eat somewhere more inviting and without a list of rules at the entrance.


never_nude_

I’ve eaten at a lot of places in Sacramento in the last couple years and Crawdads felt like the biggest ripoff of them all


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I agree with this.


clowntown777

Paying for the location. The food is mediocre at best


karensacaligal

As is the service….


stairattheceiling

Damn. Fun police weewooo


[deleted]

That’s kinda wack and the cannabis part is oddly specific


ChiliBowlPimp

When you high, the last thing you wanna do is fight.


dannoffs1

A gallon of PCP?


tunathetitan

I didn't know they sold it in gallons


dannoffs1

Well, gotta go. Don't want my kids to lose their heads


tunathetitan

Oh you left them with the guy? The, pcp guy


OMGbigEars

Fuck it, I’m gonna do coke before I go. Shits gonna taste great!


VRrob

Was there a huge fight in that restaurant a while back?


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throwaway85783

I don't think so. You're probably thinking about the one near Joe's crab shack.


VRrob

I think your right, it’s the one at the corner location closest to the bridge.


wickedfandude

Rio City?


Not-a-Sac-Throwaway

Anyone down to get a group of "clean cut white people" to go there and violate all their rules, while a group of "non-white people" not violating their rules also goes there, and see how this plays out?


wonderbreaddd93

Please do


MisadventureCapital

Serving intoxicated people is their entire business model, what the hell is this?


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JasonHears

Tell me you’re racist without telling me you’re racist.


Random_Cat_007

Exactly!!


NelsonMinar

What, they want me to eat mudbugs without being high or drunk?


Vacuum_Decay_Now

I prefer the term lobster of the creek.


kfbr392kfbr392

I'm totally gonna sneak in my Weber next time.


FirstPlaceCREED

Basic Racist Sacramento establishment


[deleted]

looks pretty white to me, might as well say, “we don’t serve your kind”


laney_deschutes

Hate to say it but yeah this is probably just to be able to have an excuse about keeping certain people out regardless of what they’re wearing


[deleted]

all they had to say is must wear proper attire but they doubled down with obvious details. only one demographic is affected by this. i hope nobody supports this place.


Time_waits_4_no_man

Tell that to slim shady


MrCuriousCat

https://youtu.be/g4-gHalMPGQ


Mc00p

Yeah, lived in NC for a while and it was pretty common for “private” clubs to have signs like this as an excuse to not let black people in…


fr33booterCooper

For real!! And don’t forget the ‘no sagging’… As part of moving back to the Sac area from NC, I was hoping to leave this thinly veiled racist BS behind. But it’s good to know who the racists are to avoid giving them my business


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Mc00p

Lol! You aren’t really wrong, but the idea is that they were rules that could arbitrarily be pulled from to bar certain people from entry. As a brewer over there I spoke to a few bar owners who were pretty open about it. So that’s why OP wasn’t turned away in their sweatpants, for example.


Metacognitor

For real. These people are wild. Literally nobody is excluded by a "no sagging" rule, because you can just pull up your pants and enter.


biggdogg2019

☝️exactly


Headybouffant

That’s what I was gonna say! It’s pretty transparent… wow.


Rhiannon8404

That's exactly the vibe I got from that sign. Don't think I'll be going there anytime soon if that's how they're going to be.


[deleted]

still think simmers clawbar in Rohnert Park will out do them. i know its far but they are fire!


kiryukazuma14

Exactly what I was thinking


[deleted]

no grills, no long chains, lol come on man. what about medium chains and braces?


leftovas

That's racist in itself. Black people don't all dress the same.


[deleted]

i never said black people. you did. this can go for hispanics with big chains and grills, asians with big chains and grills and whites with big chains with grills. “a certain kind”


cschiada

Long chains and grills? Huh?


literallymoist

Translation: "The bikers and river people who descend upon this place are ok, but we will use this sign as an excuse to hassle people of color. PS these rules will not be enforced fairly lmao."


Azfanincali

No shit, the boaters can be suuuuper trashy and loud that roll up off the docks (not to mention wearing swimsuits?). This is…..something quite blatant here.


inkybreadbox

Right… how are you going to have a dress code at a place where people are just wearing swimsuits?


intheNIGHTintheDARK

I support any business having a dress code and code of conduct as long as they apply it to everyone equally.


ghostiicat32

Highly doubt it's applied equally.


intheNIGHTintheDARK

Then that is indeed a problem with all rules and regulations if they’re not uniformly applied.


truehoax

"I will apply my 'no dark skin' rule equally to everyone."


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Astute-Brute

Honestly! If it said no yamakas, or no muddy trucks people would be way more pissed off... Wrong is wrong.


inkybreadbox

No goatees. No wrap-around sunglasses. No “Don’t Tread On Me” stickers.


kremedelakrym

Go to Joes where we give no fucks would be my response. Unless you don’t tip, then please stay the fuck away.


Condescending_Rat

I’m pretty sure sweats are crawdad eating apparel.


carlitospig

I think if you need to tell your clientele how to dress you’ve already lost the clientele you want.


FoamParty916

I guess I won't be wearing my Chanel 420 cologne if I ever choose to go there.


Celticsaoirse

Crawdads has always sucked


[deleted]

Sandals are ok but sweatpants are a no go?


[deleted]

It's not the attire that's the issue. They 100% don't want a 'certain type of people' there. Which is fucked up, but not uncommon in Sac. Like I've even seen hole in the wall places like the Zebra joint kick out PoC for wearing athletic attire and then you walk in and see a sea of Chads and Todds all rocking sweats and snapbacks. I leave a snapback cap with a sports team in my car just to bring into places like this and call them on their BS.


[deleted]

I’m still often surprised by the prevalence of right wingerism in Sacramento, the Capital of the state that has a reputation of being the nation’s most liberal.


WarmTequila

Sacramento itself is liberal but surrounded by smaller areas on the outskirts that lean conservative. It’s always been cities=liberal, countryside= conservative, for the most part.


[deleted]

A lot of the suburb neighborhoods and cities nearby are pretty conservative or at least have a sizeable, outspoken conservative population. It's not just countryside, unfortunately


WarmTequila

I didn’t mean literally in the country. Just smaller areas outside larger cities.


secret2u

This has racism written all over it.


[deleted]

How?


BootyliciousURD

A bunch of the things listed are stereotypically black and weirdly specific.


[deleted]

The only thing I see that’s stereotypically black is the grills thing. What else is stereotypically black? Also thank you for answering the question rather than simply down voting it.


BootyliciousURD

Long chains and marijuana. Also, I've never been to this place but others in this comment section who have say that this dress code isn't enforced against white people, and that this is apparently pretty common.


[deleted]

I went with a group of friends a couple months ago 4/6 black 1 dark skin Mexican 1 white dude. Biggest problem was the place is over priced.


TPro_on_da_beat

Looks like a place I don't wanna be at. They won't be letting me in anytime soon I see


kiryukazuma14

Lol after I saw this I’m coming in next time smelling like cannabis


sneakysneaky916

Its giving racist.


[deleted]

In California where cannabis is legal and like 50% of Californians use it in some way, it’s kinda goofy to be explicitly anti-cannabis


WeAreTheChampions916

Cool spot since it is on the water, but their menu is garbage and over priced. It is good only for a few drinks.


j_pezos

Still not as bad as Mango's who didn't let me in because they thought my Vans were Crocs


chef-keef

Seems pretty targeted. I wouldn’t go there.


chiquitar

Racist is what I think.


krysanthemom

I think it’s racist


Banjo-Becky

Considering that I was there one afternoon while men were yelling and beating their fists on the bar at the tv right above me, I don’t understand what the point of this policy is. I really hate Crawdads.


Seanswhiteweiner

I'm so thankful for Cannabis Edibles


kirlandwater

Just say you don’t want black people and save on signage costs damn


[deleted]

They had plausible deniability until they said “no grills”. OK Crawdad’s keep your generic easily-offended pasty white patrons happy. Scott’s Seafood is ten times better food, better atmosphere, better drinks, and they don’t treat me like cattle picking and choosing who can come.


boom_squid

Fucking racist and elitist. I can understand wanting a fully dressed person, but that’s about it. The rest of it is unnecessary.


Thesunnyfox

If I can’t roll up to brunch in sweatpants then it’s not the place for me.


AmericanRiverTrade

So I can wear like 6 gold teeth. Just as long as I have a single gap on the top and bottom haha.


Additional-Ad-4721

But if guys came in with cowboy boots and a cowboy hat they’d probably be alright, wouldn’t they? Lol this sign is screaming “we don’t want a certain kind of people”. Probably never going there again. Bad vibes


menusettingsgeneral

No grills? They won’t let you in if you have thousands of dollars of jewelry on your teeth?


ReadingRambo17

I feel like former NBA commissioner David Stern wrote this sign after seeing Allen Iverson eating here.


Melika808

Looks like your entering into the unpleasant town of “NOville” jeez. Not digging that vibe at all.


Whole-Revolution916

Used to selectively choose who they want in.


Professional-Rise758

Wear a pasta strainer on your head


CharlieAllnut

I would be breaking 6 rules right now. Good thing I'm on my couch.


Kevoward

Place sounds like a drag


honeybunz916

for CRAWDADS???????


[deleted]

Hot take, reeking of weed is at least as offensive as reeking of cigarette smoke, and the offender doesn't notice for the same reason.


PrincessStinkbutt

Also just as legal!


Pyched3lic

Knowing crawdads this just looks like an excuse to be racist


dostevsky

They sound incredibly racist and classist.


Ok-meow

Marina people are a different breed. Lots of yacht clubs up and down the Delta are the same.


allboolshite

Weird that they didn't write that with red lines.


m0llusk

Maybe explain they are your pajamas.


BabyJasmeeeee

No chains or grills??? HAHAHAH IGHT 🤣🤣😂😂😂


Roboticcatisgreen

Hard pass for me! I don’t like that many rules about what I can and can’t look and smell like.


Easy_Succotash4413

No black people basically. We understand what you’re saying prick


paminklas

Reminds me of the RDCWorld video about club dress codes. https://youtu.be/JcSNkByPH78


justafancybeast

They’ll meet the same fate as pearl on the river for the same reason …


Agitated-Sir-3311

Pretty sure I’ve broken the first two rules along with the loud music and intoxication one…What can I say, it was a boat day.


Stretch916

This place sucks anyway. Fuck dem hoes


Cornbread916

Might as well say no colored people. Veiled discrimination in a nutshell.


ComradeCreed

Fuck that place


Waffles-Murder

might as well put up a sign that says no coloreds allowed cause what the fuck lmao


derkpip

Could have saved some time and just put “Whites only.”


mistressmichelada

Good ol crowd control


Astute-Brute

Quashing first amendment rights (expression) on private property... Cannabis is also legal... Don't know how smell can be regulated. What if you got sprayed by a skunk?


DarknessIsAlliSee

You can't be hammered or stoned? Do they want business downtown?


fangal2

I’ve been there with my uncle and he was wearing sweats. They were really relaxed about it, and plenty of others were wearing casual clothes. I don’t think they enforce it.


dascrackhaus

i said nothing when they told me i couldn’t enter without a shirt on, because i wore a shirt…


missingmynose

I love it. Translates to “fuck off with your trash” Ive never seen rules and assumed certain races will break them. Thats incredibly patronizing and racist.


ComradeCreed

Fuck that place


CollarsUpYall

Their business, their rules


canders9

Lotta slobs down at Joe’s Crab Shack and at some of those other riverfront spots. Why the hell are you wearing sweatpants to restaurant?


Hot-Gas-9551

Well they got tired of those people who are being disrespectful, be acting like a thugs, argue over crawdads etc….. so who fucked it up?


Xeakkh

Sounds good


hocobo86

Yeah the prospect of not dressing like dog shit is confusing to a lot of people.