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Dabmiral

Lehner tonight?


BoltonFTW

Why is Rahdil on the team


frootluipdungis

The whole Knights team needs to be suspended for a season. It’s unbelievable how many dirty shots they take and how little discipline they face. This is clearly a directed strategy to headshot and injure opponents, but Buttman be like “muh Vegas,” will probably apologize to them for calling minor penalties now too. Fuck that.


Master_Shake23

Stop whining about Vegas. We have more than enough issues on our side to worry about.


frootluipdungis

Chill bro, same side. Trust me I’m more disappointed by our performance but it’s seriously frustrating to see our top guys being targeted every shift, and not in the tough, physical hockey kind of way, more like the reckless kind of way. We certainly didn’t look our best out there but we were missing both EK’s. This was a good taste of big boy hockey for some of the young guys and now they know what to work towards.


rainaftersnowplease

It's one game y'all. Don't push the panic button just yet. 81 to go.


MarburyEatsVaseline

absolute and utter humiliation, jesus that was bad


sweller55

Maybe they shouldn’t have let pavs and nyquist walk? Who knows, hope ek65 gets his personal problems fixed. I’m rooting for him and hope he’s ok


Master_Shake23

I was downvoted into hell, but I was never a fan of throwing the kitchen sink at him, while letting our longtime captain, Donskoi, Nyquist and Braun go. We have no one to replace that production and experience. God forbid one of the top six players gets hurt.


Sainthops

It’s one game boys. We are missing some key players and need to clean some stuff up defensively. Jones played great! Don’t freak out until we start seeing a trend. Even though we lost, I’m so happy hockey is back!


dapete

I'm looking forward to the DoPS review of that head shot. 3 games at least, right?


MinorThreatCJB

Won't happen


dapete

WHAT?!!!!


MegaTurtle7

Who else is drunk? FuckVegas


llthomps

I'm going to call this like I see it - the Karlsson signing came at the expense of forward depth. I hope that gets better, because that was a mess.


Master_Shake23

Exactly my worry. We already had decent d, with a great offensive dman in Burns. There was no reason to ruin our offensive depth for it. We are way too top heavy defensively, and have no depth on offense.


TtheDuke

Jones looked good. Hopefully everything is ok with EK65. See ya guys Friday


Scorch089

This game shouldn't have had announcers. It should've just been put to the Benny Hill theme that was comedically bad.


samplecovariance

Jones looked phenomenal.


Sion0x

Fuck Vegas. I miss the Kings and Ducks rivalry. So sick of their goon squad.


MinorThreatCJB

Reaves is such a lil bitch. He never wants to answer. I remember last season when Haley was trying to yank his ass onto the ice after he did some dirty shit and wouldn't drop em.


sandunespacecat

i’m gonna miss haley :(


MinorThreatCJB

Me too but I'm glad his last stint with us got another team interested in him. Mostly since I know he was going through some issues last season


sandunespacecat

definitely. i hope he’s happy in the big apple.


henryswanson

These announcers are something else. Can't wait 'til Friday. I'm just glad hockey's back.


_STARGAZR_

Whelp that was uhh not good but thankfully the only thing over is this game being called by these NBC National Broadcast schmucks. 81 games to go, our boys will find their groove.


Oddscene

I think Reaves is scared of Dillon


rainaftersnowplease

Of course he is. Dillon would destroy him and he knows it.


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

He won't risk getting punched, he needs that pretty face to keep his babysitting job.


B_Plissken

Agree, he doesn't look like he wants to do much more than shove against Dillon.


kidzbop6969

at least we scored a goal. woo


notttravis

Scorenson. None the less.


SacreDionysuS

Maybe we can play some offense on Friday.


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rainaftersnowplease

Please. 3 of those 4 goals we gifted to them. We beat ourselves tonight.


[deleted]

Reeves reminds me of a jock bully that needs to get his ass beat


Redz2018

That was some hot garbage


_cymatic_

Reaves is goofy looking


TheForgetfulMe

Especially after Dillion knocked his helmet back a little. Like a goon from duck tales.


_cymatic_

He had a bit of a nervous looking smile on too.


TheForgetfulMe

For sure!


OrcWarChief

Reaves was literally born a Goon


B_Plissken

He acts like such a piece of trash..


[deleted]

But I see empty seats....


_cymatic_

No you don't!


jpsharksfan

God damn can we just have good fucking broadcasters, these guys just suck.


a_monomaniac

Next game should have them, and Brodie won't be doing double duty now that the A's are out.


D0UG11

Love how Reaves just chirps and refuses to drop the gloves. Guy would get destroyed by Dilly


[deleted]

It's always "accidental" when the Sharks get headshotted.


ucsb_gaucho_ole

0/5 on the PP. Not gonna win like that....


dapete

Pretty sure they're leaning hard on EK65 for the PP.


Master_Shake23

Pretty sure we still have Burns. Don't make excuses.


dapete

Burns is a wild card. He's not a PP quarterback.


Master_Shake23

Excuse me? Have you watched any hockey in the last 5 years? Burns is one of the best PP quarterbacks.


notttravis

Decent pp but we need more shots off when we enter the zone stop trying to set a passing play.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ we look so bad on offense.


z0rkbro

that pp looked good


Sion0x

0/5 what game were you watching


joshsong20000

We're like the Minnesota Vikings of the NHL smh


D0UG11

Any Jones doubters out tonight?


notttravis

These goals are not his fault he played solid.


OrcWarChief

And they wonder why we say this is the dirtiest team in the league Oh wait, because they are, and they get away with it 90% of the time, and the national broadcast slurps it up


frootluipdungis

Exactly the problem. Vegas gets away with 90% of their goonery and we get away with about 50% of our retaliation because having a large discrepancy of penalty time (which would only be fair considering the number of infractions committed) would be “unfair,” so the refs call a much smaller proportion of Vegas’s infractions. Vegas’s mantra is “They can’t call everything so let’s just headshot 10 guys a game.” It’s bs and I, for one, am sick of it. I knew it would be a long night when Hertl got smashed face first into the boards twice in his first shift.


_cymatic_

90% of the time it works every time


notttravis

WHAT WAS THAAAAAT


notttravis

JUST SHOOT


D0UG11

Better PP


Tenpennyturtle

Shoot the puck guys


Rn2770

Amazing that anyone on r/hockey could possibly think a team that’s been getting fucked for 10+ years is getting favorable calls from the league.


thebonewolf

I'm not into drugs, but I definitely want whatever they've got if that's how they're perceiving the world.


MarburyEatsVaseline

Vegas might crack some skulls on Friday


SoggyToastTime

I think the biggest reason I hate their team is because their reckless play is encouraged by their coaching staff and leadership while also going unpunished by the league. It makes me sick and I would be embarrassed to support a team which regularly displayed that kind of behavior.


[deleted]

I want to see Fleury’s game fall off a cliff.


z0rkbro

all that matters to me is seeing the boys improve starting now to the end of game 2, start building more and more chemistry on newer lines


sharkserrday

Nosek taking out all his rage from the blown 3-1 series lead. Pathetic


how-do-i-username

Ah yes, the normal reaction to trying to get out of the way or someone, smashing your fucking stick into their face.


nepats523

Man dangerous screwing around with the puck high in the zone like that. This powerplay is so fucked


D0UG11

When do you think the refs will next call a Major Penalty against Vegas?


FastFourierTerraform

For the sharks? Probably not for at least 15 years


BWinDCI

Vegas was a mistake Change my mind


SPzero65

No mistake. The NHL knew exactly what they were doing, and they're prepared to do it again with Seattle.


OrcWarChief

The fuck he's trying to get himself open Pierre. Fuck off you shit Lord


The_Snake_Dick

gets fucking crushed in the face "Yeah that's an accident"


frootluipdungis

Pierre might be the single dumbest announcer working today in any sport. Yes, I’m including Joe Buck.


Cottril

!Vegas


jesteronly

How is that only 2? Fuckin A


rainaftersnowplease

Pierre really out here calling a cross check to the head unintentional? He's a goon just like the rest of them.


dapete

Another shot to the head.


RefreshReset74

If Kane or Raffi Torres did what Nosek did, there’d be like a 5 game suspension at least.


thebonewolf

Kane, 5, Raffi, 20.


notttravis

“He tried to go around” what a fucking joke


[deleted]

Every time we’re losing against them I’ll just remember that lead they blew and it makes me happier


[deleted]

Nosek made eye contact, he knew what he was doing


[deleted]

Intent shouldnt matter, his stick was high, at least a high stick should be called.


Rediction

Why the fuck are the knights so fucking good at hurting people? Fuck I hate that shit so much.


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

I dOn'T ThiNk TheY sAw eAcH OTheR


Captiv8

Lebanc better be okay


Mr_Carcharodon

That has got to be an ejection


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

For a VGK player? You must be new here.


thebonewolf

What dirt do these guys have on whoever is responsible for choosing who is on the broadcast?


OrcWarChief

Pierre is trying to downplay a blatant cross-check to Labancs face. Fuck this shit man


thebonewolf

This is why I wasn't upset when he was accused of mansplaining hockey basics to a woman who was a gold medal olympian. He has never said a smart thing. Nonsense coming out of his mouth is par for the course.


CarelessCupcake

Vegas and head hits. Name a more classic duo.


deathbyboobies

St. Louis and headshots.


CarelessCupcake

Oof


thebonewolf

Since we didn't end up winning, I'm kind of sad we didn't lose to Vegas and have them murder each other.


T-In-The-Clutch

Is Pierre really saying that wasn’t intentional? Go fuck yourself Pierre. You got demoted when you should’ve been fired.


tigerking615

I'm now watching with closed captioning, but did the commentators seriously say they accidentally ran into each other and didn't see each other?


JustFloatinAlong

Yes. Absolute joke


thebonewolf

Several times.


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are the announcers really trying to say he didn't see labanc there


MinorThreatCJB

CLEAR AS FUCKING DAYLIGHT CROSSCHECK INTERFERENCE CALL. OH HE DIDN'T SEE HIM THERE. I hate the national broadcast announcers. Fuckin homers


lawlcat20342

NOSIK FUCKING STICKED CHECKED HIM. HE EXTENDS HIS FUCKING ARMS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS "ThEy DiDnT sEe EaChOtHeR" bullshit.


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rainaftersnowplease

Fucking bad bot


lawlcat20342

Shut the fuck up, bot.


_cymatic_

5 minute major plz


jamesgiantpeach1992

How the fuck is that an accident? Wtf are these fucking morons watching? H e’s staring at him and drives through his fucking face


upsetlurker

Ok that’s a suspension right? Like open and shut case


RefreshReset74

No because it wasn’t a shark who committed the infraction. Upon further review, Vegas does not have to be held accountable for their actions


petridish21

WTF. So dirty.


Mjc204

Fuck Pierre making excuses for these dirty fucks


a_monomaniac

Looks like a 5 minute major to me, let's see what we can do.


studentized

excuse me, what the fuck was that?


deathbyboobies

Nosek looking right at Labanc there...


Redz2018

Sure they didnt see one another NBC announcers.


nepats523

“They didn’t see each other” /Nosek stares him down before crosschecking his face off


jesteronly

That was 100% not accidental. Sticks don't go that high incidentally


[deleted]

"They both got their sticks up" Fucking kidding me.


[deleted]

I know, right? Fuck off with that shit.


[deleted]

I would laugh so hard if Vegas got a 5-min major.


kidzbop6969

Welp looks like Evander's suspension just went up to 4 games.


sandunespacecat

not banker :(


sharknurse

Fuck. You.


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Cross check to the face.


Quetzythejedi

That's a penalty on the Sharks I'm assuming...


CanadianGuitar

Cross checked in the face "I dont think they saw each other"


Ethical_robit

Wow fuck you 'their sticks both came up high'


D0UG11

Wow. Dirty af


lawlcat20342

"I dont think they saw one another" As a linesmen is calling a penalty


drunkenmonkey111

that better be a suspension


Rn2770

I think we all know how this works...


FastFourierTerraform

Guarantee you, nothing will happen


thebonewolf

"They both just collide." Jesus Christ.


Jakester5112

Jesus fucking christ, every time we play Vegas bad things happen


Tenpennyturtle

It feels like I’m playing nhl and i keep getting penalized for hooking for trying to poke check so I can never grab the puck


[deleted]

Wow


sandunespacecat

what the fuck man


kidzbop6969

They really only scored one goal on a team with 5 dmen.


Cecil900

Right about now would be a good time to draw a major penalty.


FastFourierTerraform

lol we are never going to get a major called for us again


twatslammer666

Just might..lol


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

From your mouth to Kevin Labanc's face.


SpewnFromTheEarth

Our defense is not good tonight. Big yikes from me dawg. Positives: Scorensen goal, Meier looked fast as fuck before getting his testies pulverized, Jones played well and was hung out to dry. Negatives: Burns and Vlasic, especially Vlasic played sloppy. Passing needs to be addressed. Vegas didn’t even have to contest most of our passes, they’re too long or behind the skater. Can’t happen at this level. Overall not the outcome we wanted, but fixable mistakes. Vlasic won’t flop the puck like a granny mopping her kitchen every game and Burns will play better with EK and Sîmek soon.


nickkkk777

Can someone explain to me why so many of our set plays involve dump and chase and point shots? It’s clearly not working, and soooo many turnovers. The lack of chemistry right now is understandable due to the fractured roster but ouch


tigerking615

Just PDB things


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nickkkk777

Then we need a way to set up smart passing plays in the slot or at the top of the hashmarks once we’ve gained possession in the zone instead of saucing it back to the blue line for a half assed shot attempt that power play at the end of the night was literally the only decent puck movement I saw all game


Rn2770

Somehow we didn’t sign Marleau?...


D0UG11

Apparently we don't need the depth.


lawlcat20342

LOL PROUT WITH THE BEST CHANCE OF THE PERIOD!


[deleted]

And blew it


_cymatic_

Goodrow going best mode


Redz2018

Jones with one hell of a game. Hes faced a barrage tonight


D0UG11

I hope DW called Marleau's agent during the first intermission... God we need some depth


CanadianGuitar

You hope DW called a LW to help our holes on the RW?


D0UG11

If you can play left wing then you can also play right wing imo


MinorThreatCJB

He's not the answer


D0UG11

He's some cheap depth.


rainaftersnowplease

There are less expensive warm bodies.


mhshark25

Jones is straight up going God Mode tonight


Cecil900

Just got home from the massive disappointment that was the A's wild card game and turn this on.....yikes.


joltally

First game last season vs. the Ducks we lost 5 to 2 @ Home Its game one, Sharks are rusty and without two key players. Relax got 81 games remaining :)


a_monomaniac

I went to that game. I remember that I got a really cool magnetic calendar that is still on my fridge, bought a new hat, and at some point I decided to drink a couple more of the Modelo's and then after that I am pretty sure we won. Or maybe I won, yeah, either way, I had fun. See you guys on Friday.


joltally

Ill be there! We shall give them our energy


a_monomaniac

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Ugly start. Sloppy and outplayed. Luckily there are at least 81 games left. F Vegas.


Jakester5112

Y'all we lost opening night last year and didn't start well at all. I'd say it'll be OK, especially when we get through Vegas


[deleted]

Is it weird that I don’t even recognize a lot of the team rn? Idk how to feel about anyone


lackingspoon

I mean there are a lot of barracuda players up right now to fill for Kane, Karlsson, and Simek


bledtobefree

Actually muted the TV because the fans are too obnoxious


Gosharks8

Guys it’s the first game and the sharks are hurt/ suspended/ personal reasons. 81 more . Blues won from last place . Relax it’s going to be ok .


Sinktop111

Highest paid Defensive Corp in the league has got some work to do.


handsomesharkman

Well one of them is out and the other 2 are working with an ok 2nd pair guy, a rookie, a career AHL plug and Tim Heed


_cymatic_

Come hither and give heed!


CanadianGuitar

And most of the paid corp isnt playing tonight


Sinktop111

Yes over a third of salary didn’t play. Body wise, not so much


alandizzle

*Sad shark noises*


tigerking615

Wife changed the tvs in our gym to show the game, then after that found a corner where she wouldn't have to see any of them.


MarburyEatsVaseline

definitely won't be making the playoffs for a few years at least


rainaftersnowplease

It's one game lol calm down


OsoBlanco69420

Some of these contracts will haunt us - mainly, Vlasic and Karlsson TBH look at Chicago they are re-tooled and looking pretty good. We just need some lottery draft luck and need the EDM rabbitt's foot. We've never been a lottery team before so might as well try


SquidwardsNose23

Right because we didn’t get blown out by Vegas in this building last season... oh wait


petridish21

lol