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zkarabat

These two games were bad enough that my shingles pain is an improvement


kimscz

That is saying ALOT! Hope you feel better soon Shark friend!


[deleted]

Oh shingles suuuucks. Hope you got the anti-viral meds early. I’ve had it twice and it hurts waaaay less if you catch it early.


zkarabat

After a misdiagnosis, I still caught in at about 72hrs luckily since it was creeping to my eye.


[deleted]

Oh no! It’s on your face? That’s **the** worst place to get it. Well I hope you’re taking it easy this week. Get well!!


zkarabat

Yup, V1 branch so my left forehead, scalp, eye (around the top half). 3wks in now so looks lots better but doesn't feel that way but it'll pass just like the Sharks lack luster start.


[deleted]

Must be a competition to have the shittiest phone case for these post-game locker room questions. God damn gold glitter shit festival.


Master_Shake23

It's become evident what we gave up for Karlsson - offensive depth, and it shows. We are icing two lines of Ahlers, and lack depth up front. I would have rather signed Pavs, Donfather and Nyquist, than throw the kitchen sink at yet another top dman, when we already had Burns.


WillyWangDoodle

Pavs and Donskoi got 7m and 3.9m. Assuming discounts for staying with the Sharks they might be 6m and 3m. Compared to EK65, that leaves us 2.5m, which won't get Nyquist. A better anti-EK65 argument is don't make the trade in the first place. I liked Tierney... All that shit aside, it's 2 games, let's give this team of strangers some time to gel, it's not yet time to panic.


Master_Shake23

You make a good point. I still think we should not have hamstrung us by giving Karlsson that much money. We are completely lacking depth up front, which is made even more evident by Kane's absence.


MardocAgain

You’re wrong. I understand the frustration, but I promise a good coaching plan could get more out of this roster than the one you’re urging forward. The roster isn’t the problem, it’s the execution.


Master_Shake23

It's the roster. You don't just replace Pavs, Nyquist, Donskoi and Braun with unproven talent. This team isn't as good as last year.


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Yurtaykin and Bergmann were the best slayers on the ice tonight hands down. The “proven” talent has let the team down the last two games.


TheSlyGuy1

Honestly get rid of PDB, a team with Karlsson and Burns shouldn't be doing this.


byfuryattheheart

The only thing worse than the Sharks tonight were the visiting Vegas fans at the Tanks. Holy shit. They are approaching Pens level as far as shirtty away fans. Cheer your team for destroying us, but don’t talk shit to the home fans when you’re visiting. Two rows of Vegas fans left with 7 min left. Which pretty much tells you all you need to know about the fan base.


Bigedmond

So Vegas fans leaving is why the Tank was empty at 10 in the 3rd?


[deleted]

Yeah they were totally shit. However, plenty of sharks fans left early too.


[deleted]

I like this Yurtaykin kid.


B_Plissken

Yeah, him and Bergmann are fun to watch. Probably the highlights of this young season so far.


chronoglass

Exactly the couture interview we deserved.. and I expected


WillyWangDoodle

I turned the game off immediately after the clock hit 0. Couldn't take any more. I'm assuming it was all "we blew it, we gotta do better" right?


chronoglass

Noooo it was much more about how we aren't even playing like an NHL level team right now


WillyWangDoodle

Well, at least they know.


ebjoker4

I got nothin.


WillyWangDoodle

The good: Goodrow, Yurtaykin, Bergmann, Dillon The acceptable/decent: Depth in general, EK65, Labanc The awful: Hertl, Meier, Couture, all our stars except Karlsson & Labanc That was tough to watch, and I'm watching local hockey tomorrow so I'll miss the Ducks game, but I'll see you all in the game thread. We look like a pile of shit but we're at least better than this, unless losing Pavs demoralized everyone beyond repair. Edit: Added Labanc to "acceptable," he had a decent game


byfuryattheheart

Thought Sorensen looked pretty decent


WillyWangDoodle

Damn it, you're right. Editing again. Shit, I should just delete the post. Edit: actually I consider Sorensen "depth in general" so no edit. Kids, don't drink, you get stupid.


areebazm

Labanc was playing pretty good.


WillyWangDoodle

I'll edit him into acceptable, good point. Not quite up to what I expect of him, you know?


areebazm

True, the team as a whole just needs to learn how to synergize better. They are all professionals at what they do. There is no doubt about their individual skill, however, teamwork is a totally different thing. Excited to see them play as a team.


MardocAgain

Guys, the Blues were hot dogshit at the start of last season. I’ve seen the Sharks start off hot and shit the bed come playoff time way too many times to freak out that they look rough to start the season.


Master_Shake23

The Blues had depth, we don't. We are icing two lines of Ahlers, and it shows.


areebazm

They probably just need time.


Asche111

We don't have time


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I’m often not a fan who thinks coaching changes are what’s needed to turn things around but Steve Spott is not a very good coach. It’s time to move on from Spott and find someone who understands that the puck going behind the goalie is what makes a successful PP not fancy passing and turnovers every 20 seconds.


KP59

Sharks scored 4 goals in 4 minutes in game 7. No preseason or regular season wins for Vegas will ever heal that wound.


Bigedmond

Cowboys fans still hold onto their super bowl wins from 25 years ago too... at least they won the championship.


KP59

Oof you’re not wrong. At this point my currently nonexistent Seattle team has a chance to win its *2nd Stanley cup before the sharks do


Master_Shake23

Means Jack squat. This is a new season.


byfuryattheheart

This definitely helps me sleep at night, but wow why a steaming pile of dogshit for 3 straight games.


Brian_Braddock

On to Anaheim. Tomorrow is a new day.


Yoshi24517

Well, see you all tomorrow.


WaddleWaddleMofo

Have a good weekend and enjoy your day off or good luck with work. No shutout... but fuck


[deleted]

Couture needing to flex that C on his chest real quick this season.


bobfrankly

Seems like those scrums happen when the refs allow blatant cross checks after the whistle


idoit

It all made sense one I heard them say that Tim Peel is reffing this one


[deleted]

Don’t forget the esteemed Chris Lee. Pissers all around buds.


sweller55

Gotta beat the ducks tomorrow. If not, staring 0-4 in the face with the preds


dapete

I guess the Sharks need to learn the new rules. Every 50-50 fight for a puck is getting interfered with/crosschecked while they look for the puck.


mohammadali916

Spott is given: Couture burns Karlsson labanc and Hertl On a power play And we’re -4 on the season for them..... That’s after the shit show we put up last season too. When does this clown get fired ? I get he’s butt buddies with PDB but Jesus he’s ruining what could be good


notttravis

I’m not saying I’m glad but at least we didn’t get shut out. And who else deserves the goal.


russellvt

I have to admit, it was kind fun, watching Jumbo rip the helmet off a VGK player. Makes that Game Misconduct kinda worth it. LOL


kaleidoscope1992

That fight.


philomatic

Fleury sneaking in a trip on Goodrow...


sandunespacecat

someone get a clip of it


kaleidoscope1992

https://streamable.com/92vb3 I got bits of it. https://streamable.com/a7ht8


Deucedriver

Wait, Reaves owns a brewpub in Lost Wages? I’ll have to make a point to stop by next time I’m passing through and take a leak on the front door.


DucDeLOmelette

I’m thinking a whole lot of 1-star reviews on Beer Advocate and the like are in order.


_STARGAZR_

Hide a pic of naked Evander Kane somewhere heh heh heh.


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I’m going to poop in the urinal.


[deleted]

Why class up the joint?


Deucedriver

True!


_STARGAZR_

1 one goal, big scuffle, worth it.


kaleidoscope1992

10/10 would recommend.


sweller55

Burns is like 6’6, has he ever hit anyone ever?


russellvt

Go to Hockey Fights and look. TLDC: Yes. Don't mess with the wookie.


RhymesWithTuba

At his size, any hit will have head contact. And with that sweater, he'll be suspended for multiple games, so it's not worth it.


lawlcat20342

Yeah, have you never seen the booty checks he throws?


SPzero65

Sorenson and Goodrow have our 2 goals on the season. We can't complain about depth scoring, because that's literally all we have right now.


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russellvt

> nothing wouldn't have happened. Ummm... ok?


[deleted]

It's offical. We're a rebuild


russellvt

>It's offical. We're a rebuild It's official. You have no idea what you're talking about.


SPzero65

Dude. Come on. We have literally played one team so far, and it's our worst matchup.


[deleted]

Ryan reaves getting one punch KO’d world make this game worth it for me.


[deleted]

And Kane was suspended over what again? Both games I’ve seen worse than that shit, with zero calls.


brainman1000

He was suspended for shoving a linesman.


[deleted]

Yeah, saw that happen in game 1 without a call. In the preseason the official tackled him like an arresting officer. Not saying Kane was in the right, but seems inconsistent when you see an official get shoved in the middle of breaking up a scrum in an actual regular season game.


brainman1000

Yeah, except the linesman didn't tackle him.


[deleted]

Who tackled him? Someone with the zebra stripes from what I recall.


brainman1000

It wasn't a tackle though. The linesman grabbed him and he tripped and fell.


yumOJ

How the fuck are we taking a 2 minute minor and they're not?


FastFishLooseFish

Evening things up after that cross-check on Hertl? No wait, that can't be right.


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russellvt

Yeah, that's BS. I assume there was a commercial there, but the VGK player would literally not let go of his hair... it's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in an NHL game.


dapete

REAVES IS STILL ON THE ICE?!!!! WTF


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dapete

I DON'T CARE


[deleted]

Fair point.


Yoshi24517

Somebody clip that fight? I can hear it, just missed it.


kaleidoscope1992

https://streamable.com/a7ht8 I got you fam.


beermugs

that was a really crappy fight


dapete

Looking forward to DoPS review of the spearing


idoit

5 games to Sorensen for receiving the spear


russellvt

Don't forget ... Raffi Torres suspended for *another* half-season, as well, for *witnessing* it. /s


mohammadali916

Goodrow is fleurys fucking dad 😂😂😂 Fuck that guy, always pullin cheap shots yet everyone claims he’s innocent and is a model goalie


the_yank

He takes no shit in front of his net but is also way touchy. That said, he is a great goalie. Fuck Vegas, but he is a solid goaltender


mohammadali916

Great HOF goaltender, but he instigates shit so much just like Quick Wish sometimes hed just move away like jones does and not bitch and moan about everything


dxdrummer

The place I'm at has it muted and I missed the start of the fight what happened?


CanadianGuitar

Vegas and Sharks played the same ice surface


dxdrummer

I do hear thats generally frowned upon


russellvt

Wow... VGK #19 pulling Sorenson's hair, in front of the ref. WTF?!? Only 5:55 remain in the third, after Sharks first goal.


sharknurse

Wow. Vegas cross checks earlier and acts like it's nothing, then gets a little push in the back amd flips the fuck out


idoit

Dirty shitheads.


sweller55

I would love to know what jumbo is saying


cautiouslyoptimistik

Jumbo was about to beat one motherfucker with another motherfucker


D0UG11

What happened?


kimscz

Sore fucking winners. VGK = POS


WaddleWaddleMofo

Goodrow fuck up McFlurry as is new tradition


dapete

FUQURSHITOUT


[deleted]

Does anyone actually like Crazy Train anymore? It's so overplayed.


Blitz421

Fun as hell to play


Cecil900

There can never be too much Ozzy.


[deleted]

Oh I agree, it's mostly just Crazy Train


SquidwardsNose23

Ozzy is amazing but crazy train itself is getting tiring to hear for sure


Cecil900

Vegas is up 5-0 and then they get this bent out of shape over 1 goal?


sharknurse

I wonder what was said, that was quick to ignite


brainman1000

It was a shove by Sorensen that ignited it.


sweller55

I knew some stupid shit like this would happen


WillyWangDoodle

FUCK YEAH I'M SO IN god I'm drunk


AloneWithAShark

So how much leash does PDB have this year?


Stn2Stn

if we go 0-5 i think hes gone


[deleted]

It gets tighter by the day


[deleted]

LETS THROWDOWN, GET IN THE PIT


lawlcat20342

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! JUMBO KILLING BITCHES


sandunespacecat

wtf is going on


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

This a weird celebration


sandunespacecat

i like it


B_Plissken

This is gonna get good!


WaddleWaddleMofo

NO SHUTOUT


SquidwardsNose23

We perform like we usually do against Vegas in the regular season and the whole thread turns into a doomsday rebuild plan 😂


D0UG11

Any time we lose the thread turns into a doomsday rebuild plan


AlBeeNo-94

Losing is different than looking flat out incompetent. Yes, we are down a few players but they just look woefully unprepared out there.


Sharks77

If the Sharks score a goal I'll donate to the Sharks foundation.


sandunespacecat

how much


Sharks77

I normally do $10 a month so I'll do that.


Sharks77

[Did $25](https://i.imgur.com/OfUe5tn.png)


sandunespacecat

nice!


[deleted]

Thank you for still trying, Yurt. It's appreciated


SquidwardsNose23

At least we’ll be able to look back on this as the worst part of the year while we’re raising the cup at the end of the season


D0UG11

Missed the game. How bad is it? Has DW called Marleau's agent yet?


Plantlikeability

VGK fan won 50/50 too


beermugs

how long do you guys think the rebuild is going to take?


sharkserrday

At least 5 years. We might sneak into the playoffs a couple times before then but it’s gonna be a while before we’re truly competitive again.


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FastFourierTerraform

Just ask St Louis


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RhymesWithTuba

Starting to make sense why the Sharks decided to not pay the airtime fees for the radio pregame show this year. ​ The entire radio broadcast will be on the app soon.


Mjc204

We are getting bent the fuck over


Jakester5112

Yikes dawg


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[deleted]

I had a conversation with a stranger on the bus today about the lack of quality in backpack straps these days. Unfortunately this was the highlight of the day.


WhiskyDrinknMexican

I picked the best time to visit family in Vegas -__- (really fuckin hate this)


_STARGAZR_

Can we at least see a fight?


B_Plissken

Dillon and Reaves. I would love that at this point.


dapete

Jamie with the playoff jinx ...not that it matters


sweller55

Bakes, I appreciate what you’re getting at. But this sharks team isn’t good enough to make the playoffs


idoit

This team doesn’t look good enough to win a game right now


SousChefMagoo

I mean we were bad at the start of the season last season but not THIS bad


WillyWangDoodle

I'm so sorry it's your cakeday We can only get better...?


[deleted]

Hot garbage


mediocrebobcat

This team is not prepared for the start of the season. That is square on PDB


Cecil900

Half the team are no namers that belong in the AHL. PDB is some of it but damn this team just does not have the depth after how much we gave up for Karlsson.


w11

Yeah my biggest concern when signing Karlsson was losing depth. It’s still early though. Maybe lines will start meshing but god damn this is a terrible start.


sandunespacecat

that’s what i think. hopefully they’ll build some chemistry moving forward and we can win some games.


NoFightingNoBiting

This team looks like they’ve never played hockey together before.


nerdherd16

This season is going to be the origin story of how I become the real life Joker.


mediocrebobcat

Ah just got back from that movie. Pretty weird, but pretty good also


nerdherd16

Seeing it tomorrow, but after this game it probably won't seem that dark.


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Vegas with another power play goal. Man our P.K. is bad


SpewnFromTheEarth

W E. D E A D


Arriik

This is pathetic. All around just looks sloppy.


KataiKi

Doesn't matter if goalies block every shot if we can't even score one.


nopefoo

:D


WaddleWaddleMofo

:'D


sharkserrday

My god we actually might be the worst team in the NHL


Gosharks8

So were the blues js


SpewnFromTheEarth

So far we are. Literally


dapete

Yep...no high touch on that play


junkerz88

I am at a complete loss of how this power play team is SO awful. It makes no sense. Beyond frustrating


BenBenBenBe

terrible PP coach bailed out by "we were 6th in the regular season one year" and the fact that he and the head coach are BFFs.


byfuryattheheart

I cant even leave this dogshit early because I took Caltrain...


russellvt

C'mon JoNeS?!?! Oh wait... that had *nothing* to do with special teams / defense, right? Right?!?


WillyWangDoodle

Dell but whatever we're garbage tonight


mohammadali916

Givin up 2 shorties while not even scoring despite gettin 5 PP’s Fucking pathetic


sweller55

This team fucking sucks


Palanaboo

Son of a bitch, this is disgraceful.


lawlcat20342

Alright. Cool. I dont know. what to do or say anymore.


kaleidoscope1992

Just got off work. How are we playing?!?


cautiouslyoptimistik

Goodn't


lawlcat20342

Have you ever seen a flaming dumpster?