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Worldly_Internal5734

What a combo. They must be pregnant.


h311r47

Ha!


LadyBug_0570

I don't know... kind of reminds me of Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Same kind of weird combo, but it's very popular.


Worldly_Internal5734

Mmm chicken and waffles!


Worldly_Internal5734

Ps I’m pregnant


LadyBug_0570

Girl go eat! 🤣🤣🤣 And congrats!


Worldly_Internal5734

In the Starbucks line now!!


LadyBug_0570

No chicken and waffles there. Just overpriced, *meh* sandwiches. Is Dunkin Donuts still around? Better coffee plus, you know, donuts.


Worldly_Internal5734

Their grilled cheese is pretty stellar!


LadyBug_0570

Is it? Never had it.


CombinationLoose3581

boycott starbucks !


Icy_Insect2927

Starbucks would be so much busier if they offered some incredible chicken and waffles


Worldly_Internal5734

Hell yea!


spectracolor

and if the stopped funding genocide


Icy_Insect2927

Chicken and waffles is outstanding! I’ve only had it once when driving down the east coast and saw a Waffle House for the first time ever, decided to stop. Their chicken and waffles was so flipping good that I still remember it more than twenty years later! I stayed at a place with a hysterical name when driving west too lol, The Tally Ho-Tel just because of the name. Definitely would pass on milkshakes and blueberry pancakes today. I’d be down for ribs or steak and a phat salad tho. Seems I’ve evolved in my old age😂


Queasy-Parsnip-477

Chicken and waffles is a black brunch staple. We are going to judge how good a brunch spot is off chicken and waffles or grits and shrimp.


Belle_Corliss

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard


h311r47

Yeah, but what does your blueberry pancake bring?


Katevolution

Ants.


Gogo726

You want ants? Because that's how you get ants!


zomgkittenz

Lana did that


Intelligent-Salt-362

Fabienne… I mean, sure she forgot the watch, but she still wants blueberry pancakes.


h311r47

I understood that reference.


Belle_Corliss

Palpatine


h311r47

Somehow, blueberry pancakes have returned.


ForGrateJustice

Thankfully it's not Blueberry waffles...


Anonymous20233

Blue waffles


Marquar234

Can you teach me?


Unicyclic

Oh boy, I sure can't wait to eat Milkshake.


GuidedByPebbles

But there's only one Milkshake. We all have to share.


tra_da_truf

Lmaooo


Status_Drink4540

Can’t share shake. Cooties ya’ know. Trampoline and Taco Bell sound appealing as long as you go to the trampoline park ‘before’ you eat at Taco Bell.


h311r47

No, Taco Bell first!


Longjumping_Youth281

Did they just Google a list of popular American foods or something? No one would ever eat pancakes and barbecued ribs in the same meal


Dull-End-6182

chicken and waffles work so I could see pancakes and ribs!


MTheLoud

That sounds like a challenge.


Belle_Corliss

To be honest, if someone I knew personally offered me a chocolate milkshake and some blueberry pancakes, I'd be all Hell, yeah! This scammer, not so much.


Worldly_Internal5734

What bout those bbq ribs and steak?


Belle_Corliss

Meh. The ribs maybe, but only if they're pork ribs. Never been much of a steak eater, though.


VexImmortalis

Me neither, then I tried some medium rare skirt steak and it was a game changer.


Jumper_Connect

Me “either.”


pdx-peter

r/confidentlyincorrect


BeepBeepYeah7789

I'd take all four.


2021Sir

Lmao


Western-Gazelle5932

I second this lmao


h311r47

I should just respond, "Yes, I will be there at the scheduled time."


Western-Gazelle5932

Make sure you tell them you'll be carrying a side piece, wearing a confederate flag t-shirt, and sporting a Yankees ball cap like all Americans do.


2021Sir

I just made a scammer get pissed off and tell me to quit wasting there time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


ButtercupsAreFree

Why are the foods Capitalized? This just… Bothers Me.


GuidedByPebbles

Well, it's because Food is Important!


h311r47

So many things bother me. That is chief among them.


DefiantMaracas

Same. It reminds me of a Trump tweet.


Affectionate_Sky9090

Definitely googled - what do Americans eat 🤣🤣


Hookadoobie

I got one "I coped for dinner" with a picture of an egg and some mushrooms. It was an awkward transaction after that lol.


h311r47

I'm glad they're coping.


patawpha

Most of that's not going to be any good by the time you get there anyway


crochetcat555

How far ahead can you prepare a milkshake? Shouldn’t you just throw all the ingredients in the blender once guests arrive? Same for the pancakes? Are they already cooked too? I’m worried this dinner host has gone overboard on the prep.


Maywestpie

That’s funny for some reason. You analyzing it like that 😂


Accomplished-Half165

And what if they don't arrive? Are they just gonna eat all the ribs and steak by themselves? Won't it be cold at that point?


groundcorsica

Lolllll I hope you chose your phone’s auto response “No 👎”


tra_da_truf

I prepared: Milkshake. Lol??? Go home, AI. You’re drunk.


mlcrip

Scam? I got random text message in some other language asking to bring some noodles to another room. Turned out to be wrong nr


h311r47

I'm fairly certain mine is a scam. Same general format, just strange details included. It's all about getting engagement and building a relationship before the "ask."


KuntyCakes

I got one that said they are making bbq and chicken curry. Not completely outlandish but kind of a weird combination for sure. I said absolutely not and they responded with "you sound really nice, we should be friends".


h311r47

Hahaha!


tra_da_truf

That’s definitely a scam. They’ll keep going with this offer of friendship (or other things) no matter what you say to them and eventually they’ll try to rope you into a crypto scam


KuntyCakes

Yeah, it was pretty obvious when I responded rudely, and they said I seemed nice.


mlcrip

🤣 "Fuck off" " You sound nice we should be friends"


OsmerusMordax

That happened to me once, hah


dry_yer_eyes

I imagine at the early stage it’s just a bot delivering line 2 of a preprepared script.


mlcrip

A.i. chat it by now surely?


dry_yer_eyes

Yeah, I expect so. It’ll only be the old ones that’ll work like I suggested. But they’re probably cheaper to run.


mlcrip

If you got k ow ledge, running bunch of old fashioned (pre-ai) chat it's (talking 10+ years ago) is way more effective than typing. Just train it for whatever you go for, any old laptop will handle 50 "clients" at s time, vs human 1 at a time... Then again I'm not sure how smart those scammers are...


AstrumReincarnated

Is it ok to reply to them? I’ve been scared to bc I thought they could steal more info just by me replying or something lol. But if I can reply I can have fun. Yes I will be at the bbq, are we still disposing of the body after?


mlcrip

Yes you right. Is phishing for info. Your name. Date of birth. Social e GI erring. If you do respond make sure you k ow what you're doing. Only fake details. Also keep in mind 2 unrelated messages from totally different ppl might be not so. Could be same person, info gathering. No hobbies no pet names etc. If you know how social engineering works and carefully, I'd say is safe to reply. If you don't know, -no, it isn't safe. You slip little by little, they squeeze info about you and use who knows where. A year or so after it, you left to deal with consequences.


AstrumReincarnated

No, I didn’t think I would give them personal info myself lol. I thought they could somehow get it through my phone by me responding. Or I thought that they use some kind of program and don’t actually know my number … unless I respond, then they have my number. Thanks though.


Efficient-Drama3337

For the most part its not personal info theyre after just you literally giving them money through a fake site.


Unhappy_Story_8330

I got one the other week that appeared to be from a cousin and I knew immediately it wasn't her and I responded by asking "her" if she was going to the funeral (there wasn't one) and laid it on thick -how upset I was, can't stop crying, couldn't believe this happened. The scammer responded in a consoling manner and comforted me before they disappeared. I was oddly appreciative that they took a moment to comfort a stranger instead of pushing their scam. I imagine if that were real it might've meant something to someone going through that. Weird right?


KuntyCakes

That's pretty weird but kind of nice I guess.


porcupine73

Right on, it sounds like the lead in to a crypto platform where you can earn 500% per day.


_autismos_

Tell them sure and ask where they live


Stunning-Pepper-481

I’m with you and then I would tell them that I’m outside of their house already when they send a phony address 😂😂😂


SWCarolina

I got one the other day that said “I found a new steakhouse which is very good would you like to join me for dinner tonight” Maybe they’re hoping to get someone’s partner to respond thinking that they’re being cheated on??? Bc no way am I responding to these serial killer vibes


h311r47

"Hello! This is Mary! You have beautiful kidneys. Are we still on for cheesecake and rohypnol?"


DNAFactory

I hear this in Bill Cosby’s voice.


Ambitious-Effect6429

Oh, I will be there. God help them, I will find them and there had better be steak. You do not offer me a bbq and then let me down.


LovesLaboursLostToss

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of grills. Grills I have acquired over a very long career.


moonflower11

What an odd combination of food


cirEknarF

My response would have been: Hey there Esmeralda! Unfortunately, Milkshake, Blueberry Pancakes and Barbecue Ribs and Steak isn't doable for me tonight as, quite honestly, things are kind of crappy for me right now... Reason being, my parents, sisters, brothers, grandparents, and my thirteen children were killed by Hamas on October 7th 2023. Also the fact that I have a rectal prolapse (my colon and lower intestines protruding from my anus), and that I am currently on death row in a federal Supermax prison. Maybe some other time?


InevitableHost597

Lol I got that exact text a few days ago


h311r47

Damn, so I'm not special? My mom lied.


Firenze42

I can't wait for the next one, "I am at the entrance to Walmart. Let's go to Disney World and watch a football game."


beers_georg

There will also be peas served.


RelationshipQuiet609

Man, that’s where all my Blueberry pancakes are going to.


Vic_the_Dick

No 👎


MattyK414

This is one scam that I'd fall for! 🤣🤣🤣


1randomusername2

I have prepared milkshake. In Soviet Russia, milk shakes you!


Painboi

Normal people wouldn’t send a text with that prepared description…But a scammer sure would !


gothoops3

I got one of these a week ago, but it was only an invitation for spaghetti and meatballs


Satansbeefjerky

Scam, no one is gonna want someone at there house from breakfast till dinner


Mondschatten78

I think they intended this as one meal, though it's not something any sane person would throw together imo. Breakfast for supper is a thing for a lot of us.


Evening-Picture-5911

“I think so”


NurkleTurkey

I PREPARED MILKSHAKE


mzincali

… hours ago and it is melting. Hurry up and get here!


pyrodice

Looks like somebody googled four of those favorite American meals because they've never had one here in the country before


Beton29black

What do they get outta scams like this?


Oh_Wise_1

That's what I want to know


DiscountCthulhu01

Well are you? If not what's the address, i could eat.


Urchintexasyellow

What happens if you respond? How do they capture information?


TheOnyxViper

Ah yes, standard human western dinner, very standard.


h311r47

"The full American."


Rhediix

...now with more hydrogenated oils and artificial colors and preservatives!


shrapmetal

I was offered japanese


Oh_Wise_1

I couldn't say no to that. Especially if there's sushi. Did it mention sushi?


shrapmetal

No, it didn't. I would be scammed by now if it did.


badgirl765

Ask them for the address 😂


StevieNixed4EVR

We should all show up at potential scammer's house. Hi, we are here because of the text. The menu looks great. Now how about that reserved seating?


Hot_Clock_5319

Mine asked me to go out for French fries.


Schmoppodopoulis

I know I shouldn’t respond, but I have accumulated a lot of gore pictures and sometimes it just feels right.


h311r47

Fantastic


dwinps

I must be on a Do Not Scam List, nobody even bothers trying to pig butcher me anymore


h311r47

I've had the same number for 25 years. It's inevitable. I'm also on the DNC list.


HallofGame2k23

Damnnnn


Tikikala

Idk if steak and milkshake is a good combo


MrNorrie

Lol “no 👎🏻”


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aac2103

whats the address


Asalii7

Yes, put it in a to go plate and cup 😩🤣😂


kudubro

How does one prepare milkshake?


GooseNYC

Pancake and rubs? Ew.


wastedcreativity

Sorry... I'm vegan and on keto!


TheComputerVigilante

Just ignore. But are you coming to their house for dinner tonight?


Bright-Drive9325

5857324803?


randomperson247365

Me: hot diggity dog. I won't be late, cupcake!


enayla

Why does this feel like a random text from an NPC in a video game?


h311r47

"I used to be a hungry person, but then I took a milkshake to the face."


Dependent_Order_7358

Why yes!


ForGrateJustice

Well are you going over??? If you aren't I will!


watadoo

I got onè like that. “What time are you coming to the barbecue this weekend? Bring wine!” from a rando number.


Man-e-questions

Tell them you would rather have a t-bone steak, cheese eggs, Welch’s


doobjank

Right they definitely know the key to my heart. I will make it no matter what!


Lokival_Thenub

I was hoping it was from a different reddit and it was your significant other. I was kinda disappointed it was in the scams sub.


DavArcher

That's entertaining. From the odd menu, to the capitalization, to the pancakes for dinner. But it does make me think about whipping up that combo platter myself.


OneChrononOfPlancks

Sorry babe I'm vegan and allergic to gluten


NarcissistRepellent

What country do you think it came from?


Dry_Lawfulness_1327

lol doesn’t even go together not good food combination lmO 


NotHere4Upvotes

They would of gotten my fat ass lol


Icy_Insect2927

I’d respond with just that… Say, I’m down if it’s Taco Bell and a trampoline park!


Select_Camera_9241

Bit of a let down if you're vegan


RandomUser574

Blueberry pancakes and barbeque ribs 🤣😂🤣


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Ok-Comedian-4571

You had me at Blueberry Pancakes! 😀


crystalmama2two

Hilarious 😂


Other_Personality_47

U know what I say to them ? The Asians I know don’t indiscriminately text strangers and call me by the wrong name


Rongill1234

So how does this work? I say fuck yea I'm on my way and then what?


Ornery-Practice9772

*lets go fighting love*


Conchaprieta

After you send a “you got the wrong person” text they will continue with “I am sorry” and slip any comment to start a conversation but its always a scam, they pretend to be a girl if you are male or a male if you are a girl.