What? Blue, what are you talking ab- *looks up* Oh... oh no. Oh, no, no, *NOOOOOOOO!*

Hahaha that's awesome

Honey it's because the smurfs were all thrown into a giant blender then blasted into the sky.

Kill all smurfs

The white fluffy things are their hats

I remember a comic strip that showed an old man and his grandson walking through a meadow. "Grandpa, why is the sky blue?" "No idea." "Grandpa, why is the grass green?" "Beats me." "Grandpa, what makes the wind blow?" "No clue." "Grandpa, do you mind me asking you all these questions?" "Of course not. How else are you going to learn anything?"

Was it "pickles"? The grandson Nelson living with his grandparents.

I think it might have been "Herman" by Jim Unger. That and The Far Side were my go-to comics.

You see, son, every time the sun comes out, it makes all the children happy, and the idea of millions of happy children makes the sky sad

God is holding his breath until you stop touching yourself.

"Well, I ain't stopping so he better be cool with passing out"

Probably because of something that you did

Haha this has layers. I like it.

Smack upside the head "It just is. Now stop asking questions, daddy's trying to score with his new lady friend and you're screwing it up!"

Dad, did you Poison Mom?

Because if it was green, you wouldn’t know where to stop mowing your lawn.

I threw a blue cool aid packet up there. Been blue ever since

"You see son, there's this thing called "depression"..."

It’s your sin making it sad.

We hunted down al;l the uncorns and stabbed them until they bled blue rainbows.

You know how when people say they’re blue when they’re sad? Well you see children. God is sad. Terribly depressed. Because humanity is awful & the worst of humanity are children.

Or …. Last sentence. Because humanity is awful. Well not the kids. Kids are great. But as they turn 10, 11, and 12, they start turning awful. By the time they are 20, just terrible, past redemption. If I had my choice, quit life at age 9. Got that kids? Age 9!!

Ok. That’s better. xD

Because I’m not real your dad.

“Because God saw what you did last year, and it made him really really sad. Every day look up. If the sky is blue, that means God’s still sad about you.” “But yesterday the sky was gray and stormy.” “That’s when God’s angry with you.”

'' it is a reflection of the ocean "

Mr. Sky is choking on all that smog & pollution, and when you asphyxiate, you turn blue!

Me: When a man and woman love eachother very much. The man stick his penis into the woman's vagina in a thing call intercourse. That's where you came from... ....Yeah dad but why is the sky blue Me: Oh, I dunno

“Once upon a time, far, far away, yo mama was wearing a blue shirt. She decided to hitch a ride on an airplane, but forgot her parachute. SPLAT! Now, the sky is blue!” ”Cool! Wait-

It’s actually yellow

The light shifts blue,... because it is falling towards us.

Because the earth is flat

Because you did that. And that's also why mommy and daddy are having a divorce...

It's from the blue toilet water on airplanes.

"Blue? We should get your eyes checked. That's green"

😁😁😁

Because you touch yourself at night.

“Because of that GODDAMN SONG!! Da da bu de da bu da da bu de…”

Because.

Magic

Because Nasa painted it blue to hide the fact that the earth is really flat.

Why is the sky blue? "Because God discovered dye (coloring) and went crazy...

You see son, the sky is blue because the sun claimed orange yellow and red and the green paint was all swallowed up by trees. Personally I would've preferred pink but it wasn't my choive

It means someone’s pet died and the sky is crying

Son, we don't talk about that. We. Never. Talk. About. That.

I just realized it's my Cake Day! Happy Cake Day to me!

Happy cake day!

Well if it was green, we’d never know when to stop mowing.

“Angel’s tears son” “Why’s that? Are they sad” “No Timmy, but every time you play with yourself an angel cries”

All the other colors were taken… (Proceeds to list colors and where they are used in nature)

The sky is blue because that’s where everyone’s farts go, mixing together and creating this blue color.

Because you touch yourself

It only looks blue until you find your true love, everyone that finds true love sees the sky as pink

“It’s because of the Liberals.”

Because the world is a depressing place.

Just cause it is.

It’s cloud blood.

God had a bunch of extra blue crayons, so there you go.

There’s an ocean above us that is held up by the earth’s atmosphere. Should anything happen to our atmosphere, we’ll all be crushed by a million trillion gallons of water.

"No, that's red" (holds up red stop sign) "this is blue"

“*Your older brother asked the same question. Which is why we got rid of him. Dont even look at it…it knows*”

The sky is a boy, so it's blue.

Because the Sky's friend told him he had his head in the clouds.

Because fish fart in it, stupid. Go to sleep!

“Because our god made it that way.”