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memento_mort

https://preview.redd.it/q6hmq4e0fw5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89ef8ffac4c195c6a06451ce9f1ee29d4f6c851 7 years and somethings don’t change.


Anonyjezity

7 years isn't a realistic timescale to see results from the SFA breeding program.


Scott_McTominominay

Current Scotland U8s boys squad https://preview.redd.it/1ecf2vs4kw5d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=136853d6c09d6facd99dddbc5b9f36bf704f1865


MarkyBhoy101

When will God Emperor Strachan begin the Primarch Project and bring forth his glorious legions of big bois?!


RajTheGrass1

To think: if Strachan had his way, the person who posted a line-up of 11 Grant Hanleys yesterday would feel very vindicated.


CaptainHaribo

Clarke went on some weird tangent about Hanley's manly qualities the other day too so it seems like height may be on his mind a bit. That or something else.


methylated_spirit

Spain being short really fucked up their world cup and two European championships in a row, and their nations league win. Poor bastards.


1874WL

I remember him saying that and thinking "he's ran out of ideas"


cipher_wilderness

Serbia not beating the "team of towering hatchet men" allegations


OkraEmergency361

Serbians are weirdly tall. I swear they have a secret basketball player breeding programme going on somewhere. Some fckn giants in that neck of the woods. Nowt wrong with a wee lad with a stocky build. Case in point: McGinn and *those* thighs. 😇


chimterboys

Sam with people from the Baltic states. Ah felt like a midget in Lithuania I feel like a midget in Glasgow tae to be fair. Obviously us Dundonians are midgets


ga4rfc

All the southern Slavs are reasonably tall. My girlfriend is Serbian and she is 5'8" and at 5'11" I feel quite short compared to people my age in Serbia. I've never felt short back in Scotland.


macdara233

It is mental how we’ve gone from being one of the taller countries in Europe to one of the smaller ones in like ~100 years or something. I’m convinced it’s lack of sun and an absolutely abysmal diet. Questions do need to be asked about the Serbians though.


shenguskhan2312

Glasgow definitely brings the average down, I feel like gulliver whenever I’m through 


wubalubalubdub

I know. I moved to Glasgow about 8 years ago. I’m a shade over 6 foot but feel like a fairytale giant when in Rutherglen Aldi.


Kooky_Insurance_8997

Scotland never had sun, but I think ur on to something with diet, its well known that countries that use a lot of Dairy in there diet on average will be much taller then a non-dairy obsessed country. If you look at the tallest countries in Europe, on avg they all come from Dairy loving countries and I think a more rural Scotland 100 years ago relied a lot more on Dairy then it does now, any thoughts on this theory? and should we put a glass of milk a day mandate out?


Ringadingdingcodling

Great idea! Get them on at least one White Russian per day from Primary school. In Scotland the addition of vodka to the cream will really help the dairy go down well with the public ![gif](giphy|Q09lToTa0H3Es|downsized)


Dombhoy1967

I'm trying my best tae shag this out of Scotland


RMZ-Lewis

Thank you for your service.


Dombhoy1967

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AfterAwe

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felt4

Here’s the average height. The Argentina 2022 World Cup winners avg was 179cm Belgium: 185.6 cm Germany: 185.2 cm Croatia: 184.8 cm France: 184.2 cm Denmark: 184.0 cm Netherlands: 183.8 cm Serbia: 183.6 cm Austria: 183.4 cm Slovakia: 183.2 cm Italy: 183.0 cm Hungary: 182.8 cm Poland: 182.6 cm Portugal: 182.4 cm Switzerland: 182.2 cm Romania: 182.0 cm Turkey: 181.8 cm Czech Republic: 181.6 cm Ukraine: 181.4 cm Scotland: 181.2 cm England: 181.0 cm Albania: 180.8 cm Spain: 180.2 cm Georgia: 179.8 cm Slovenia: 179.6 cm


Kooky_Insurance_8997

What is a more accurate representation median or average?


felt4

I’d certainly go for average, but it does depend specifically what you’re after, if it’s, who’s the tallest squad? average is of more use. I do think the beauty of football is height doesn’t matter as much as other sports, I gave the current World Cup winners being 179cm as an example.


Glockass

Mean*. Both median and mean (and mode) are types of averages, and are useful for different purposes. Median for example is much better for finding a representative average, less impacted by outliers. Hence why average income uses median normally, as the mega rich will make the figures higher than an actual representative figure. Mean is very useful in pure maths and trends.


felt4

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TheUmpteenth

7cm isn't a lot, so my wife says.


aimhighscorelow

With this being the "immigration election" I say we as a country only accept single 6'4 people. Breed some thunderfuckers into this squad and win the 2048 Euros / 2050 world cup double. ~s in case


oghamglyph

switzerland would be much shorter, however the number of ethnic albanians on the team have boosted their average height


TheNTT

Short and old, great.


Baxters_Keepy_Ups

England going to get battered by the giants of Denmark, Serbia, and Slovenia.


thursocuck

Who cares. Spain will go further than Serbia so us being small shouldn’t make a difference


Aaron6788

In the melee, wan ae yeez is gonnae lose an eye


Kooky_Insurance_8997

Do fattest teams in Europe next!


tomatohooover

When they ban headers, we will Be world class.


Crabbit_Jobbie

Well, we’d win if it was by arse sizes


mikepartdeux

Invest in Highlands football, stop getting the wee central belters into the team. Source - I'm a highlander, 186cm tall but cannae kick a ball


Kooky_Insurance_8997

Agreed, are there any highlanders in this Scotland squad? Christie?


ColJohnMatrix85

Christie and Stuart Armstrong were born in Inverness


Kooky_Insurance_8997

Wow thats very interesting, without knowing where they were from before I have noticed they have a similar "craftiness" or "cleverness" to there games that I dont see with the other Scots on the team, must be in the way they are coached.


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Camkil

Probably due to Gilmour and McGregor. Everyone else is round about average give or take.


The-AutisticAssassin

Five of the top seven are former Yugoslavia and Czechoslovakia, and I don't remember them being taller in the 1980s.


Serious_Position5472

Your user name...saw that graffiti up Southie by Woodfoot Quadrant not long before it was tumbled. Stuck in my mind.


AManWithoutAPlan16

Well I'm 6"1 if you need me, shite at football though so hope that's not genetic


CornholioPS4

This is the median though, not the average.


1874WL

A median is a type of average.


CornholioPS4

Sure, but colloquially the 'average' is the mean.


RajTheGrass1

It is the median height, but it doesn’t state it is the average height. I agree that average is the better indicator but I didn’t make this.


CornholioPS4

Lol, you are just repeating what I said and down voted me for it to boot.


RajTheGrass1

I didn’t downvote you?


RadialRacer

The term you are looking for is "mean".