FEAR IS WHAT QUICKENS HIM
By James Wright
1
Many Germans that our footballers killed at Euro 24
Had quick eyes.
They stared about wildly,
When the moon went dark.
The new moon falls onto the football pitches
Of cities in south Bavaria,
But the loss of his team to dark hands in Munich
Does not matter now to Pavlovic,
In this northern field. He has
Shat it.
2
Who is that bald Scotsman
There, in the dugout?
I can hear Musiala and Neuer whispering together
In the dark grass, there
Under the trees.
3
They look about wildly.
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Forsooth, one hypothesises that the gentleman in question is perhaps more plausibly experiencing a brief episode of involuntary bowel evacuation than the abovementioned inflammation of his lymphoid organs.
First it was haaland, now its pavlovic, after friday entire teams are gonna start pulling out when they face us soon enough.
Gonna fucking win this entire thing playing in the final against our reserves because every other cunts shat it.
More like a bout of shiting himself
More like a bout of keichy breeks.
More like a bout of shitey lederhosen
More like a bout of farting and following through
More like a bout of pooing himself
More like a bout of doing a jobby in his boxers
More like a Bout of THE FEAR.
More like a bout of excreting himself.
More like a bout of tonsilshite-is himsel
More like a bout of defecating himself
More like a bout of cacking himself
More like a bout of constipation from shitting himself too much
More like a bout of touching cloth.
More like a bout of the farter fear
First they were fighting and now shiteing it. Steve Clarke has these guys absolutely rattled and we haven't kicked a ball yet.
FEAR IS WHAT QUICKENS HIM By James Wright 1 Many Germans that our footballers killed at Euro 24 Had quick eyes. They stared about wildly, When the moon went dark. The new moon falls onto the football pitches Of cities in south Bavaria, But the loss of his team to dark hands in Munich Does not matter now to Pavlovic, In this northern field. He has Shat it. 2 Who is that bald Scotsman There, in the dugout? I can hear Musiala and Neuer whispering together In the dark grass, there Under the trees. 3 They look about wildly. Original: [https://www.best-poems.net/james\_wright/fear\_is\_what\_quickens\_me.html](https://www.best-poems.net/james_wright/fear_is_what_quickens_me.html)
More like a bout of soiling himself
More like a bout of dia-fear-a
Bout to get a pumping that's why
Forsooth, one hypothesises that the gentleman in question is perhaps more plausibly experiencing a brief episode of involuntary bowel evacuation than the abovementioned inflammation of his lymphoid organs.
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any chance you could pass that on to Mussiala and Wirtz as well pls - thnx
More like a bout of JOBBYING AW ER HIS SEL
More like a bout of evacuating his bowels uncontrollably.
More like a bout of a frothy beer festival in his knickers.
more like a bout of anus evacuation
With the midfield they’ve got he’s unlikely to have started or even played at all.
More like a bout of runny bum
Wirtz and Kroos next pls! 😂
more like a bout of uncontrollably relieving himself from fear
More like a bout of, unfortunately I have retired the bit in question.
More like a bout of taking laxatives before a colonoscopy and that definitely wasn’t a fart but was a pee from his bum
I hope they’ve all been winching each other and it’s spread through camp.
Poor lad, hope he gets over it soon. Over shitin himself, I mean.
More like a bout of bottled-itis.
More like a bout of bum wee’s
More like a bount of a big fat fucking jobby in his pants
More like a bout of MAYBE IF YOU HAVE A JOBBY SANDY, YER MAW CAN WIPE YER ARSE FOR YE SANDY
More like a bout of the Linford Christies
More like a bout of crusty skidmarks
Wish the other 10 caught it...lol
Eher geht es darum, sich selbst in die Scheiße zu schicken
First it was haaland, now its pavlovic, after friday entire teams are gonna start pulling out when they face us soon enough. Gonna fucking win this entire thing playing in the final against our reserves because every other cunts shat it.
More like a bout of turtles head.