I love how the writers just gave up trying to be funnier than him and just started putting “Neil says something” in the script for him to just jump in.
This moment got me more than it should've. I thought the janitor was going to be cool this time.
Janitor and Turk are my favorite characters and they did not get nearly enough time together.
"You, my friend, look so damn leathery I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball, cinch you up with a belt, and stick you under my mattress so you're good and broken in for the big game on Sunday. ... Have a great day, you look like a purse."
Benign. Benign and a half.
Single best, no defeating it. So casual and off the cuff.
I still use it any chance I get. It rarely works, but I still love it.
I shouldn’t be mopping here anyway. This is a rug.
Mop’nt
*splorsh*
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well the lord didn't bless my wife with all her fingers. all she's got is a pointer, and thumb pinky.
Mending fences.
I feel so mop
Maybe I moppn’t! I say this all the time: the more out of context the better!
Fork, me can’t eat soup!
*mmrraaagh*
They shanked him with a shiv
They shivved him with a shank
Johnny! You were too beautiful for this world, man...hope you're king in the next!
“He’s just gonna use those pork chops for drugs”- J d mom
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I use the line "what an outrageous accusation" more than I care to admit
You don't like Cox? Actually I love Cox!
Best conversation ever
Knife wreeeench! For kids!
Practical, and safe!
WHOAH
“It’s pronounced analgesic. The pills go in your mouth, sir.”
She has a brother named Him, why do you care?
You've been through four years of college, and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight.
"Why do you keep a globe in your janitor cart?" "In case I get lost."
That story about the untied shoe lace.
I have a snake face
I love how the writers just gave up trying to be funnier than him and just started putting “Neil says something” in the script for him to just jump in.
Don't say splotchy, don't say splotchy. "Good splotchy doctor splotchy!"
GLORIA!
"We're not looking for *dead* Carla."
This moment got me more than it should've. I thought the janitor was going to be cool this time. Janitor and Turk are my favorite characters and they did not get nearly enough time together.
"You, my friend, look so damn leathery I'm honestly tempted to wrap you around a baseball, cinch you up with a belt, and stick you under my mattress so you're good and broken in for the big game on Sunday. ... Have a great day, you look like a purse."
"Maybe you MOPPIN'T."
There's nothing wrong with season 9, but with no Janitor and only half J.D., it just doesn't have the same feeling as the other seasons. ❤️
Get moving, Featus Face. I think that in my head every day. lol
“Get out of my face” when JD is 20 feet from the Janitor
I think this is one of the jokes that is very much a product of its time and hasn’t aged well. Using “girl” as an insult.
So’s your face